Danny DeVito

Now, I don’t see so good, so I missed, then they ran away. I ran after them. Bang! Tried to shoot them in the back, but I don’t run so good either. Anyway, you guys all think I’m a hero, and I’ll accept that responsibility.

Boxy Grandpa

who stole my pimp chalice?

enjoy this rare opportunity to post on a leap day

SO WE BACK IN THE MINE

they really retconned retired employees...this year is gonna be brutal

I am the true rizzler

Thank you Yuno Miles for ending racism

Can't wait to see what SBC lore gets retconned in 2024!

I should play The Grinch in the next iteration

hey guys it's markiplier and I'm going to be kicking my dad's ass today

Happy Danny DeVito Day in honor of my birthday

can I play the king of hyrule in the zelda movie

I will fight a ghost with my bare hands

the ghost and molly mcgee but I voice scratch, I think that would be funny

Y'all act like you never seen a white person before

jjs x ex retcons too much previously established lore

I officially challenge eminem to a rap battle

I invented rap

I hate Bubble Buddy

At Jersey Mike's, they slice your order fresh right in front of ya. And let me tell ya, watching that can send a rush of emotions through a person.

BUGS BUNNY'S 83RD BIRTHDAY BEATING

Do you have some sort of donkey-brain database?

I want to star in a spongebob episode where they call the krusty krab the Krusty Pub

What’s up bitches! I’m a man cheetah! Wanna do something with this?