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Danny DeVito

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Status Updates posted by Danny DeVito

  1. It helps no one to be reductive. I believe that that we are here implies to some degree that there are forces larger than us. Now, we can get into the semanticalities...

  2. People, hurry, get IN the way! I'm committing Vehicular Manburger Helper!

  3. Jobe Bells tunes should be on all the radios during the holidays

  4. Thank you all for electing me governor of New Jersey!

  5. I'm just headed to the fields Duke, I'll be back.

  6. I will be the first man on Mars

  7. Plankton ain't my god

  8. We have a job offer for Tiny Chef at Paddy's Pub. He will be safe there.

  9. Italians are the source of all evil

  10. care for an egg in these trying times?

  11. I hate homer simpson

    1. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      Herb Powell Sucks

    2. RD Rockruff

      RD Rockruff

      Thank you Bart

    3. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      Something that started decades ago and was applauded and inoffensive is now politically incorrect. What can you do?

  12. king neptune is a great big phony

    1. CelestialBlaze

      CelestialBlaze

      The Clash of Triton moment

  13. I am officially creating a New Jersey 2

  14. is it true the trix rabbit is a serial killer

    1. Zaid

      Zaid

      he was denied of his trix for decades, it took a toll on him

    2. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      No. He's a cereal killer.

  15. we have a mystery on our hands gang: where did my rum ham go

  16. Have a happy or terrible 2025!

  17. DeVito Claus is here to grant you your deepest wishes

    1. Zaid

      Zaid

      i want a countach, but not one of those kit car ones frank drove.

  18. Santa Claus is a fraud, sorry to tell you all

    1. WhoBibbles

      WhoBibbles

      No, you lie, YOU LIEEEEEE.

    2. Jjs Goodman

      Jjs Goodman

      I am now declaring the War on Christmas

  19. I am going to rig the Golden Community Awards

    1. Sophlez

      Sophlez

      Nope

      go back to Holltywood.

  20. 4Kids TV is always on!

  21. I just love latinas, gamefreak

  22. I've been to the Leaning Tower of Pisa. It's a tower, and it's leaning. You look at it, but nothing happens, so then you look for someplace to get a sandwich.

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