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  1. Danny DeVito

    It helps no one to be reductive. I believe that that we are here implies to some degree that there are forces larger than us. Now, we can get into the semanticalities...

  2. Danny DeVito

    People, hurry, get IN the way! I'm committing Vehicular Manburger Helper!

  3. Danny DeVito

    Jobe Bells tunes should be on all the radios during the holidays

  4. Danny DeVito

    Thank you all for electing me governor of New Jersey!

  5. Danny DeVito

    aaaaah a ghost!

  6. Danny DeVito

    I'm just headed to the fields Duke, I'll be back.

  7. Danny DeVito

    I will be the first man on Mars

  8. Danny DeVito

    Plankton ain't my god

  9. Danny DeVito

    We have a job offer for Tiny Chef at Paddy's Pub. He will be safe there.

  10. Danny DeVito

    Italians are the source of all evil

    1. Jjs Goodman

      Jjs Goodman

      can confirm

  11. Danny DeVito

    care for an egg in these trying times?

  12. Danny DeVito

    I hate homer simpson

    1. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      Herb Powell Sucks

    2. RD Rockruff

      RD Rockruff

      Thank you Bart

    3. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      Something that started decades ago and was applauded and inoffensive is now politically incorrect. What can you do?

  13. Danny DeVito

    king neptune is a great big phony

    1. CelestialBlaze

      CelestialBlaze

      The Clash of Triton moment

  14. Danny DeVito

    I am officially creating a New Jersey 2

  15. Danny DeVito

    is it true the trix rabbit is a serial killer

    1. Zaid

      Zaid

      he was denied of his trix for decades, it took a toll on him

    2. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      No. He's a cereal killer.

  16. Danny DeVito

    we have a mystery on our hands gang: where did my rum ham go

  17. Danny DeVito

    Have a happy or terrible 2025!

  18. Danny DeVito

    DeVito Claus is here to grant you your deepest wishes

    1. Zaid

      Zaid

      i want a countach, but not one of those kit car ones frank drove.

  19. Danny DeVito

    Santa Claus is a fraud, sorry to tell you all

    1. WhoBibbles

      WhoBibbles

      No, you lie, YOU LIEEEEEE.

    2. Jjs Goodman

      Jjs Goodman

      I am now declaring the War on Christmas

  20. Danny DeVito

    I am going to rig the Golden Community Awards

    1. Sophlez

      Sophlez

      Nope

      go back to Holltywood.

  21. Danny DeVito

    4Kids TV is always on!

  22. Danny DeVito

    All Hail Satan

  23. Danny DeVito

    I just love latinas, gamefreak

  24. Danny DeVito

    where am I

    1. Jjs Goodman

      Jjs Goodman

      hell

  25. Danny DeVito

    I've been to the Leaning Tower of Pisa. It's a tower, and it's leaning. You look at it, but nothing happens, so then you look for someplace to get a sandwich.

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