Danny DeVito

I should play The Grinch in the next iteration

hey guys it's markiplier and I'm going to be kicking my dad's ass today

Happy Danny DeVito Day in honor of my birthday

can I play the king of hyrule in the zelda movie

I will fight a ghost with my bare hands

the ghost and molly mcgee but I voice scratch, I think that would be funny

Y'all act like you never seen a white person before

jjs x ex retcons too much previously established lore

I officially challenge eminem to a rap battle

I invented rap

I hate Bubble Buddy

At Jersey Mike's, they slice your order fresh right in front of ya. And let me tell ya, watching that can send a rush of emotions through a person.

BUGS BUNNY'S 83RD BIRTHDAY BEATING

Do you have some sort of donkey-brain database?

I want to star in a spongebob episode where they call the krusty krab the Krusty Pub

What’s up bitches! I’m a man cheetah! Wanna do something with this?

“Horrifying”: Danny DeVito’s Batman Returns Method Acting Caused A Monkey To Bite His Crotch

smokey bear is not happy

You're a hell of an actor, Mr. Cousineau.

A word to the wise ain’t necessary – it’s the stupid ones that need the advice.

Mystery you ate Old Man Jenkins!

Honored I got to work with the great Heisenberg and Captain Cook in the upcoming Sunny season!

Did you know I was in a One Direction music video?

Mario Mario and Luigi Mario

"We don’t even know if we’re in this room. We could be in a turtle’s dream in outer space." - Me, probably