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Salmon

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  1. i failed nnn

    1. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      it was to badgerclops wasn’t it 

  2. if cinderella were a fish would she be named Salmonella

  3. fuck you i dont wanna join the army

  4. just wanted to let yall know im taking a break from discord to focus on college and other shit. This has nothing to do with anyone, just a personal decision, hope you guys understand ?

  5. i'm a marijuana plant i can get you fucked up

    1. dmandagiraffe

      dmandagiraffe

      unarguably the best part of that vid

  6. who the fuck are you

    1. Shark

      Shark

      Certainly not someone who sucks milk out of a fish's ass with a straw... though that does sound pretty hot. Why didn't I think of that?

  7. Hey, check me out! I'm dancin'! I'm dancin'!

  8. wen by Chaz Dean

  9. you cant escape THE NIGHTMARE OF YOUR STICKY PANTS

  10. i have a structured settlement and I need cash now

  11. uuuuh uuuuh mommy fuck yuuu mommy make a cake

    1. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      They're called "cock rockets." You know, like rock and roll, only cock rockets

  12. Carry on my wayward Dug
    There'll be peace when you are Fug

  13. jrgubrodbuesbrogureogue CHRISTMAAAAS

  14. Five days. Oh shit.

    1. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      What's in 5 days?

    2. Salmon

      Salmon

      Christmas y'all

    3. dmandagiraffe

      dmandagiraffe

      Four days. Oh shit.

  15. Chingedy-ching heehaw heehaw

  16. Park that car, drop that phone, sleep on the floor, dream about me

  17. https://imgur.com/a/P9LhPIE

    Templates for that one certain meme. Go wild

     

  18. Pa pa l'americano

  19. Happy day to thank your givings.

  20. Yikes new Twitter design

  21. My best friend, and my ex-best friend, and... Robert Bathtoys

    1. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      I got it already, Squidward!

      *GASP*

      BUBBLE BATH

    2. Rap Critic

      Rap Critic

      I'M RIGHT HERE BUBBLE BATH

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