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  1. Y'all act like you never seen a white person before

    1. HawkbitAlpha

      HawkbitAlpha

      The tribesmen of North Sentinel Island:

  2. Owl House is the Dark Souls of Disney animated shows. Owl House is like Kiki's Delivery Service fused with Beetlejuice with a hint of Little Witch Academia along with a few touches of Harry Potter, Kingdom Hearts, and Jupiter Ascending, on top of being an animated fantasy that is one part Adventure Time, two parts Gravity Falls, three parts Logan meets Shrek, five parts Steven Universe, equal parts Star Vs. the Forces of Evil, and as well as Hell's Kitchen, Seinfeld, Grand Theft Auto, and Blair Witch Project in spades, and not to mention the similarities to The Looney Tunes Show in a castle far far away where no one can hear you Super Mario Bros.: The Lost Levels.

  3. Dude, think about it. A giant cheetah jumping over Saddam Hussein. 

    1. HawkbitAlpha

      HawkbitAlpha

      A cheetah so giant, in fact, that it seemingly dwarfs a literal tank in size

  4. So after years of struggling with my identity, I've officially decided to come out as a genderfluid trans girl.

    Hi. My name's Rebel. What's yours?

    1. HawkbitAlpha

      HawkbitAlpha

      The Great and Powerful TRRRRRRIXIE!

  5. just realized sbc has outlived club penguin too dang

  6. How are you holding up? Because I'm a potato.

    1. HawkbitAlpha

      HawkbitAlpha

      *clap... clap... clap*

      "Oh, good! My slow clap processor made it into this thing. So we have that."

  7. Remember when Roy Orbison, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Kurt Cobain, George Harrison, Michael Jackson, Whitney Houston, David Bowie, Maurice White, Paul Kantner, Prince, Tom Petty, Marty Balin, and Eddie Van Halen were all alive, and music DIDN'T suck?

    4EverGreen Remembers.

  8. it's mlp monday

    1. HawkbitAlpha

      HawkbitAlpha

      I used to wonder what Monday could be

  9. I'm not sure if anybody else BESIDES me cares about this, but the Material Girl, Madonna, officially turns 62 today. You may OFFICIALLY start feeling old, now. Also, the Woodstock I Festival started 51 years ago, today. I feel that as soon as this whole COVID-19 thing (as well as other factors that I WON'T mention), we should have a NEW Woodstock Festival, just to mentally CLEAN ourselves from all the nonsense we've had to endure the past four odd years! :rolleyes: Enough said! :cool:

    1. HawkbitAlpha

      HawkbitAlpha

      *stares in Woodstock '99*

  10. SBC peeps, weigh in: is this me? https://i.imgur.com/mpWItOa.png

    1. HawkbitAlpha

      HawkbitAlpha

      The correct answer: no, because I can't even remember what I had for breakfast this morning.

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  11. i'm a crack addict

    1. HawkbitAlpha

      HawkbitAlpha

      Not as powerful as meth, but it lets you keep your appetite!

  12. Taking a night out to listen to stuff I used to listen to in middle school and man while Korn is still a poor mans Primus they still got some bangers tho

    1. HawkbitAlpha

      HawkbitAlpha

      "poor man's Primus" would need way more funk, ya know

  13. There's only 6 Whataburger locations here in Louisiana, one of them being just a few miles from where I am right now in Baton Rouge. If we could just get a Taco Cabana or Taco Bueno around here, my Texan friends wouldn't have anything left to lure me out west. We already have the best football team, and nobody watches MLB.

    1. HawkbitAlpha

      HawkbitAlpha

      @SpongeOddFan It's a Texas chain that only exists in the southern US. Good stuff, but good luck finding it in Canada.

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  14. As someone who failed a college class last semester....

    Look, it really ain't that big of a deal, as terrible as you may feel about it (and I felt awful before telling my parents and them supporting me because they knew the professor sucked and knew Ii was struggling). I've got no holds on registration and from what I can see a lot of other people in my shoes on the internet turned out just fine. Failure is a part of life.

    1. HawkbitAlpha

      HawkbitAlpha

      You don't wanna get too comfortable with it though. Failing classes too much will drag down both your transcript and your GPA (the latter, I can attest to from experience).

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  15. We're gonna get nuked... so worried... we're gonna die...so worried....

    1. HawkbitAlpha

      HawkbitAlpha

      Iran's already come out and said that they won't attack US civilians. Their civilians are the ones we should be worrying about.

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  16. WHAT UP YA'll!!! Damn. 4 years since I joined ;-; ;o Miss yall

    1. HawkbitAlpha

      HawkbitAlpha

      SBM does have a Discord, originally started by yours truly at the tail end of 2016. That was my baby from then until May 2018, when I handed over the controls to the other SBM staff... and then a couple of months after that, the whole site went reaaaaaally downhill. That's a ridiculously long story on its own.

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  17. WHAT UP YA'll!!! Damn. 4 years since I joined ;-; ;o Miss yall

  18. WHAT UP YA'll!!! Damn. 4 years since I joined ;-; ;o Miss yall

    1. HawkbitAlpha

      HawkbitAlpha

      Chat's been moved to Discord. That link is under the "Things to Do" tab, and you should say in the shoutbox when you join it, so somebody can let you in.

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  19. WHAT UP YA'll!!! Damn. 4 years since I joined ;-; ;o Miss yall

  20. WHAT UP YA'll!!! Damn. 4 years since I joined ;-; ;o Miss yall

    1. HawkbitAlpha

      HawkbitAlpha

      Going like I want to carve a giraffe out of wood and decorate it with Christmas lights so I can put it up in an albatross nest.

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  21. WHAT UP YA'll!!! Damn. 4 years since I joined ;-; ;o Miss yall

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