Disney
Dat Knee (gets banana'd)
Invader Zim
Most SpongeBob episodes
Cute little animals (esp. chinchillas)
Photography
Shopping, shopping, and more shopping
Creating frivolous little drawings
Computer programming
Learning gratuitous words in other languages
Consuming nutritious comestibles
90s-2000s NickToons
WORLD DOMINATION
Roasting the entire human population
TAKING OVER THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE
Smashing the bourgeoisie
Silence and money
Feigning intelligence
Babbling like an idiot, because I am indubitably an individual who is a complete simpleton
Location
Suburbs of Washington's largest city
Favorite Episode
The Municipality Populated by Sentient beings of the Molluscan Class Cephalopoda (or Squidville)
Favorite Character
That cephalopod guy that likes to play a specific woodwind instrument