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    Has The Show Ever Went Downhill?

    in Bikini Bottom

    Posted · Edited by SpongeCob

    symptoms of the show's/character's flanderization starting appearing about as early as season 3, but they are few and far between. but it didn't become truly offensive until season 6 where the characters became parodies of themselves, season 7 is painfully unfunny and low effort, a slow increase in effort began in season 9 but it didn't get really good until about 10. show is consistently good now

    12 steps to become a chad gamer like me

    in Robot-Pirate Island

    Posted · Edited by SpongeCob

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    Ewww, no one uses that bland flavourless birdshit. It's so white, and slippery and slimy. It's like a block of doveshit.

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    You're better off lathering your junk with monkey spunk.

    If you wanna be a true gamer like me….

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    ..just listen up…. and I'll tell you how.

    Just follow all these steps, and you too can have sex with over 3.62959173333 womans in just 2 weeks.

    EDIT: this sounded funnier in my head

    Let's write bad episodes of SpongeBob!

    in Eels and Escalators

    Posted · Edited by SpongeCob

    Mr. Krabs is too cheap to make more krabby patties, so he just forces SpongeBob to make patties out of garbage, bugs, chemicals and bodily fluids. The patties get progressively grosser until the customers get sick and puke all over the restaurant. SpongeBob cleans it up by soaking all the puke. Mr. Krabs then tells SpongeBob to just make new krabby shakes by squeezing out the puke into the cups. End of episode.

    Squidward tries to  report SpongeBob for breaking into his house, but instead HE gets arrested for stealing straws from the Krusty Krab (they cost 99 cents). Squidward in jail says "at least I'm away from SpongeBob". But then SpongeBob gets himself arrested to bust Squidward out... wait, no. spongebob just appears in Squidward's cel.. when they share a cel together, Squidward tries everything he can to bust out of jail but fails.  SpongeBob keeps getting Squidward repeatedly beat up by the same muscular fish due to being annoying. They end up dying in jail. the episode ends with their skeletons in jail, and spongebob's skeleton saying "yep squid. I'm sure we'll break out sooner or later."

    SpongeBob hires a babysitter for Gary for the third time. But it's 2 kids. The kids do gross things like pull on Gary's eyes while he screams, bite on his eyes, force him to watch Ink Lemonade for 2 hours, and starve him while we are forced to watch him scratch at a bag of snail food for 7 minutes. SpongeBob comes home and gives the kids a big tip, and then yells at Gary for misbehaving.

    Patrick has a shaky tooth, so he just spends 11 minutes pulling on it. actually wait, no. 22 minutes. it's a special episode. nothing else happens.

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    The "Make an episode" Game

    in Eels and Escalators

    Posted · Edited by SpongeCob

    Mr. Krabs gets tricked by Plankton to bet on the worst horse at a horse race. But it turns out both of they horses the bet on were robots built by Plankton, and Plankton bet on the better one. Mr. Krabs then tries the bet again, but this time he has Sandy fix his horse behind Plankton's back.

    "With Fiends Like These"

    Make a SpongeBob season!

    in Eels and Escalators

    Posted

    Season 1 #20c. "Faith vs. Facts" - In this short episode segment, Sandy and SpongeBob have an argument about whether the ocean's miracles are caused by science or by King Neptune's magic.

    SEASON 2

    Season 2 #1b. "Stampede" - In this episode taking place in the wild west, Plankton creates a bunch of mechanical manatees to destroy the Krusty Kantina with a huge stampede, but they keep getting distracted by something stupid.

    #2a. "The Perfect Crime" - Squidward and Sandy set up a "crime mystery" themed night for the Krusty Krab. Plankton sees this as the perfect opportunity to steal the formula, as the customers think it's all part of the act. Squidward and Sandy have to play along while they search for the formula.

    Let's write bad episodes of SpongeBob!

    in Eels and Escalators

    Posted · Edited by SpongeCob

    Let's create a scenario. Let's say it's 2004. Perhaps someone at Nickelodeon hires you to work on a show called SpongeBob SquarePants (maybe you've heard of it) and on your first day, they tell you, "Listen. Your job is to ruin SpongeBob"...

    Would you do it? How would you do it? Let's find out!

    ITT, we write the most abominable, hilariously awful episodes of SpongeBob... for fun!

    You don't have to write full detailed scripts (you don't have to do anything really, I'm not forcing you..) they can just be short little descriptions of the episode, but really, really terrible. 

    Bonus points if the episode written actually sounds like something they'd do.

    C'mon it'll be fun

     

    I'll start

    "One day at the Krusty Krab, SpongeBob and Patrick keep pranking Squidward by watching House Fancy loudly in the kitchen and rewinding the scene where they move the sofa and laughing while Squidward tells them to stop. They say no and keep watching it to mess with Squidward. The customers do the same thing and watch it on the Krusty Krab TV and even set it as their ringtone. The next day when Squidward turns on his tv, it's the first thing that comes on. SpongeBob put a tape of the episode in his VCR behind his back. SpongeBob and Patrick laugh their asses off as Squidward gets pissed. Squidward then breaks into SpongeBob/Patrick's house while he's asleep and tries to find the embarrassing photo of him at the Christmas Party and upload it on the internet. Squidward gloats at first, but then people flag the picture for harassment."

    SpongeBob 20th Birthday Art

    in Squidward's Art Show

    Posted

    ok so basically i drew this at the last minute for Sb's 20th anniversary. It looks like shit because i literally rushed it so it could make it before the end of July 17th (the show's premiere date)

    I could've spent more time making it actually look decent but I didnt want to miss my chance to post this, so here. if i like it enough i'll draw it again with better quality

    also if the quality is too crappy, basically what's happening is that spongebob is being hung from the celing like a pinata and patrick is trying to hit him.

     

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    EDIT: sorta kinda almost fixed the shitty image quality

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