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  1. ...I'm black now.

    1. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      That was uncalled for 

  2. "Did you know? When Squidward falls down the fly of despair for the first time, he only has two legs instead of four." -(@SpongeBobFactsOfficial) 

     

    JOKE. RUINED. FOREVER

    1. Jjs Goodman

      Jjs Goodman

      SPONGEBOB BETRAYED US :angrykrabs:

  3. "THROW HER ASS OUT, SHE'S A SQUIRREL! SHE'S A SQUIRREL! SHE'S A SQUIRREL! A SQUIRREL! LOOK THERE'S A SQUIRREL!" -SpongeBob SquarePants, Squirrel Jokes

    1. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      YOU RETURNED AND I DIDNT EVEN NOTICED DUE TO MY BAD HEALTH

  4. akko keep liking all of lottes posts on facebook

  5. ako give me the thing

  6. aliens are going to be writing the simpsons in a million years after the sun burns the earth to a crisp

  7. chracters without personalities

    1. phineas and ferb

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    2. 4EverGreen

      4EverGreen

      I...LITERALLY, have no way to follow that up! o.o

    3. dmandagiraffe

      dmandagiraffe

      Yeah, really. YouTube was a cruel place to me back then.

    4. President Squidward
  8. drake and josh created by rob schneider

  9. drake and josh created by rob schneider

    1. Goobz

      Goobz

      spohlyah uh moonlyah uh

  10. GET THAT FUCKING DOG

  11. guy dressed as brian griffin handing you a certificate: Hi. I'm Brian Griffin, and you have just graduated Seth MacFarlane's college of comedy.

    1. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      acceptance speech: hey lois, i'm a college graduate

    2. SpongeCob

      SpongeCob

      seth macfarlane: Lesson 1: Cutaways.... okay, thats a wrap everyone.

  12. happy birthday god!

  13. have a kid write an sb ep please

    1. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      spongebob and computress get plankton

  14. heres a crossover:

    spongebob and family guy

  15. how are phineas and ferb such boring characters that the side characters are more fleshed out than the main fucking characters

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    2. SpongeCob

      SpongeCob

      basically their personalities in a nutshell: they build things

    3. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      Phineas: Cheerful kid who's nice to everyone and always looks at the brighter side of things. Extremely creative and has a major tendency to express his creativity. Isabella has a crush on him, but he's absolutely oblivious about that.

      Ferb: A British kid who doesn't talk much like Phineas, but is a "man of action" regardless. Just as filled with creativity and has a knack for making large-scale projects like his stepbrother.

      Here's my two cents. And if you still think they're boring characters with no defining personality traits beside "they build things," I could at least say that there are few moments where Phineas gets angry at someone, like Candace in "Mission Marvel" for example.

    4. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      Phineas and Ferb may not be the most interesting couple of characters in the aptly named series, but I don't think they are anywhere near being bland.

  16. how old is spongebob

    people say that the series started when he was 13 but I don't think thats right cause he mentioned in an episode that he went to high school

    1. TJ

      TJ

      His driver's license listed his birth date as July 14, 1986.

  17. hurry up spongebob. I want to go home and take my mud bath!

    1. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      fuck ur mudbath dickward

  18. i miss when knuckles was actually portrayed as sonics rival and his personality was the complete antithesis to sonic's, instead of literally just being a dumber sonic.

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    2. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      Except that SEGA and Sonic Team have always cared about the quality of their Sonic games. There are people who have complained about even the more beloved newer titles, but that's generally because most Sonic fans are hard to please. Also, if Pepperidge Farm still sticks to their beliefs that anything past Sonic Heroes or whatever is absolutely nothing of worth, then they need to remember better.

      As for the whole argument about Knuckles' character, this particular moment from the Sonic Boom cartoon is anything but dumb...:

      Welp, now that's two debates I've tried to destroy in one day.

    3. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      I can also add that even in Sonic's proclaimed golden era, the franchise has still had its ups and downs. I would know. I've played Sonic 3D Blast and Sonic Labyrinth a few times and I can't really say that I've been impressed by those two titles.

    4. 4EverGreen

      4EverGreen

      I actually ENJOYED "Sonic 3D Blast", but can a Sega Game Gear game, and one where Sonic can't even RUN fast, REALLY be considered CANON? :rolleyes:

  19. I'M FACING A FUCKING MORON

  20. idk why but i always remembered squidward getting punched in slide whistle stooges instead of that random fish

  21. Imagine an alternate cut of the movie where the cyclops was actually a SpongeBob fan trying to help them reach Shell City. Or maybe his children are SpongeBob fans and because of that he tries to keep them forever to impress his kids.

    "WHUTTA TWIST"

  22. Is Tom King the best writer on post-movie spongebob? His episodes seem to be the most consistent in quality. Tom's episodes range from being "Krusty Towers, Krabs a la Modes, The Slumber Partys and Wishing You Wells at best, to being Pest of the Wests and Whale of a Birthdays at worst (episodes that are not that bad in my opinion)

    Every one of his episodes, barring a few exceptions, are at least decent IMO. And most, if not all of the other writers have written at least a good amount of bad episodes (and some writers constantly writing awful ones). But not Tom.

    1. Jjs Goodman

      Jjs Goodman

      I miss him, wish he'd return to the show someday since it doesn't seem like he's doing much atm.

  23. jokes about squid abuse >>> entire eps about squid abuse

  24. long ass hallways that lead to nothing

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