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  1. I think Squidward's recumbent bike was brought back more times than they've used SpongeBob's ukulele, something he's actually supposed to have occasionally yet it's barely been used

  2. Is Tom King the best writer on post-movie spongebob? His episodes seem to be the most consistent in quality. Tom's episodes range from being "Krusty Towers, Krabs a la Modes, The Slumber Partys and Wishing You Wells at best, to being Pest of the Wests and Whale of a Birthdays at worst (episodes that are not that bad in my opinion)

    Every one of his episodes, barring a few exceptions, are at least decent IMO. And most, if not all of the other writers have written at least a good amount of bad episodes (and some writers constantly writing awful ones). But not Tom.

    1. Jinjo

      Jinjo

      I miss him, wish he'd return to the show someday since it doesn't seem like he's doing much atm.

  3. "Did you know? When Squidward falls down the fly of despair for the first time, he only has two legs instead of four." -(@SpongeBobFactsOfficial) 

     

    JOKE. RUINED. FOREVER

    1. Jinjo

      Jinjo

      SPONGEBOB BETRAYED US :angrykrabs:

  4. What smells rotten and puts people to sleep?

  5. is the mighty b theme song not the worst theme song you've ever heard?

    1. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      i think the better question is, what is the worst cartoon theme song and why is it planet sheen?

  6. is every sb movie based on a pre-existing epiosode

  7. i don't want to call it laziness or anything like that, but are there any voice actors that seem like they lose interest or "forget" to do a character's voice after a while? is it a creative decision or just burnout? like, timmy turner actually used to sound like a 10 year old boy and not a 4 year old brat once. same with bart simpson.

    1. SpongeCob

      SpongeCob

      also is it just me or does spongebob's laugh not sound the same anymore? it sounds more like "naw-yaw-yaw" instead of "DAYAYAYA". i feel like the laugh stands out more when its higher and louder, but it sounds a bit subdued now and not as expressive. i dont know. maybe theyre trying to make it less annoying, but the point of the laugh was to be annoying.

    2. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      The examples you're listing are characters that the voice actors have played for over 20 years. Of course you're going to feel like there's some difference.

    3. NegiSpongie

      NegiSpongie

      You can't expect a character who has been voiced by the same person for over 20 years to sound the same throughout the entire run.

  8. CURSE YOU EDDY THE OEDIPUS

  9. patrick star show looks cool  iguess

    1. SpongeCob

      SpongeCob

      not a fan of he squid girl's design though

  10. hurry up spongebob. I want to go home and take my mud bath!

    1. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      fuck ur mudbath dickward

  11. guy dressed as brian griffin handing you a certificate: Hi. I'm Brian Griffin, and you have just graduated Seth MacFarlane's college of comedy.

    1. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      acceptance speech: hey lois, i'm a college graduate

    2. SpongeCob

      SpongeCob

      seth macfarlane: Lesson 1: Cutaways.... okay, thats a wrap everyone.

  12. ...I'm black now.

    1. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      That was uncalled for 

  13. "THROW HER ASS OUT, SHE'S A SQUIRREL! SHE'S A SQUIRREL! SHE'S A SQUIRREL! A SQUIRREL! LOOK THERE'S A SQUIRREL!" -SpongeBob SquarePants, Squirrel Jokes

    1. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      YOU RETURNED AND I DIDNT EVEN NOTICED DUE TO MY BAD HEALTH

  14. OOOOOH! OOOOOH! DOES THAT SHOCK YOU?!

    1. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      That was UNCALLED for! ?

    2. SpongeCob

      SpongeCob

      What's uncalled for, IT'S UNCALLED FOR FOR YOU TO INTERRUPT MY ASS YOU CHEAP MOTHERFUCKER!!!

  15. I'M FACING A FUCKING MORON

  16. squidwards pnis looks like a nose

  17. aliens are going to be writing the simpsons in a million years after the sun burns the earth to a crisp

  18. UH IMMA FIR- oh shit...

  19. QUIT WHACKIN MAH BARREL

  20. ako give me the thing

  21. my friends:

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    me: that's so cool! I wanna do that! I can do that too!

    also me:

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  22. weird but cool dream:

    i dreamt i was at some kind of airport or mall with a couple of friends and a couple of office chairs. We had sit in these office chairs and use them to reach the end of the hall in a certain amount of time, while avoiding running into people. seems easy? but this hallway was HUGE and VERY LONG (these hallways were kinda curvy too, but they were really wide so they weren't like tight curves). The floors were smooth and icy too.

    it was also a short amount of time we had to reach the end. and for some reason when we went rolling, we would go at breakneck speed. It was weird because we had to turn and slow down at just the right time (without coming to a complete halt) because it wasn't instantaneous like in a video game. another weird thing was the fact that the hallways themselves were only crowded at the sides. People were waiting next to the walls, but the middle was totally free, except for when a few people occasionally walked across the middle to block us. So it wasn't like they were actually shopping/waiting but they were an audience trying to create challenge by becoming the obstacles.

    And for some reason I wasn't using my feet to move this thing, only when I needed to turn. This chair is telekinetic! In fact, I don't think I caused any of this speed. To avoid hitting people, I have to put my feet on the icy cold floor (but gently to slow down, not to stop immediately. i had to keep moving, it was a race). And then I had to paddle away from their direction. you're kinda forced to slow down a bit because you're kinda breaking the flow of the chair with your feet. And when you lift your feet, the chair speeds right back up. Maybe this airport/mall is seated tilting on top of a mountain?

    Eventually it got faster and more people started walking across the hall. I was traveling at uncomfortable speeds trying not to crash into people but it was fun. It felt very video gamey.

    So putting these things together, imagine a 3d game, kind of like an autoscroller where you have no influence of your speed going forward (except when you try to turn you kinda slow down), and you only have to focus on avoiding obstacles and turning. except the floor is like ice and the controls are like a tanks controls. the moment you see an obstacle pop up away in the distance, press left or right because it will take forever for you to actually move out of the way. it's like a bad game.

    1. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      Damn I wish my dreams were this exciting

  23. long ass hallways that lead to nothing

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