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  1. Nosferatu!

    MYSTERIOUS AS THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON

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    2. Cha

      Cha

      BE A MAN

    3. Katniss

      Katniss

      WITH ALL THE STRENGTH OF A RAGING FIRE

    4. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      Mulan <333

  2. Nosferatu!

    won't you take me to

    MONKEYTOWN (monkey) 

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    2. WhoBibbles

      WhoBibbles

      OH YEAH(monkey)Have you seen my genius, genius, genius?

    3. Clappy

      Clappy

      Just like animals, animals, animals-mals.

  3. Nosferatu!

    Well, my sister was in a car accident and I'm pretty sure I botched this interview. Today is not a good day. 

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    2. WhoBibbles

      WhoBibbles

      I'm so sorry to hear that. I hope she'll get well so soon. :(

    3. Inanimate Carbon Rod

      Inanimate Carbon Rod

      :( Hope she gets better real soon!

    4. Loopers

      Loopers

      I'm so sorry. :'(

      Hope she gets better soon. :(

  4. Nosferatu!

    Here's to hoping I get this job.

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    2. Less_SpongeBob

      Less_SpongeBob

      Hope for the best, prepare for the worst, I can count on you :)

    3. wheres the leak ma'am

      wheres the leak ma'am

      hope u get it buddy

    4. Metal Snake

      Metal Snake

      Good luck to you!

  5. Nosferatu!

    Tell me, are you a badfish, too?

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    2. Joe Biden

      Joe Biden

      I'm a Canadian province.

    3. Sweat

      Sweat

      Of course i smell good. I use female body wash and I don't care for people who find that wrong :D

    4. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      aint got no quarrels with God

  6. Nosferatu!

    Yeah, A to Y, you know, the alphabet.

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    2. Nosferatu!

      Nosferatu!

      ^ you clever man

    3. So Sejima

      So Sejima

      Too bad, if his small head let his brain be bigger he'd be smart enough to know that :P
      same for patrick actually, the point gives him little to no space for a brain

    4. Space Cowboy

      Space Cowboy

      we trophy technically his brain would be proportionate to his head if we were using RL animals as examples :P

  7. Nosferatu!

    So... who's all tuning in for the new SB tonight? ;)

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    2. Popeye Q. Krabs

      Popeye Q. Krabs

      I might do what Omair's doing. ;)

    3. Zaid

      Zaid

      yep

    4. abisert

      abisert

      I just came back from watching it ;)

  8. Nosferatu!

    I have an extremely bad case of the giggles today.

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    2. WhoBibbles

      WhoBibbles

      @Clappy pervert :P

    3. Clappy

      Clappy

      Tickles rhymes with giggles. :P

    4. WhoBibbles

      WhoBibbles

      I know. :P

  9. Nosferatu!

    But what if instead of Alec Baldwin, Dennis was voiced by Gilbert Gottfried?

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    2. Nosferatu!

      Nosferatu!

      ^ that's the exact line I want to hear in his voice

    3. So Sejima

      So Sejima

      This is a real mustache!

    4. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      but imagine if he was voiced by Jeremy Irons

  10. Nosferatu!

    julio! have this scampi executed at once!

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    2. Cream

      Cream

      hey katie!

    3. Clappy

      Clappy

      Take my wallet if you desire at once!

    4. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      JULIO GET THE STRETCH

      hi Katie <3, it's prez 

  11. Nosferatu!

    i miss petyr :wah:

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    2. fortnitefan12

      fortnitefan12

      who's kom tenny

    3. Clappy

      Clappy

      I miss James Hook.

    4. Nosferatu!

      Nosferatu!

      IMG_7476.JPG

  12. Nosferatu!

    Artificially colored rocks...?!

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    2. almy

      almy

      Blue and light blue ones.

    3. Someone

      Someone

      That's a rock fact!

    4. William Leonard

      William Leonard

      even the soil looks different....

  13. Nosferatu!

    Employee of the Month?! Sweet... :'D <3

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    2. Nosferatu!

      Nosferatu!

      thanks GG! <3

    3. Less_SpongeBob

      Less_SpongeBob

      Congrats!

    4. Cha

      Cha

      congrats ♥♥

  14. Nosferatu!

    After months of trying, I finally aced this test. This calls for a bubble party!

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    2. wheres the leak ma'am

      wheres the leak ma'am

      np just making sure

    3. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      shes still planktons bro tbh

    4. Nosferatu!

      Nosferatu!

      *mistress (I mean whaaa-)

  15. Nosferatu!

    Had to put our oldest dog down today. :/

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    2. 70s

      70s

      I'm sorry to hear that. I think that time's going to come for us soon, and I'm not ready at all...

    3. Nosferatu!

      Nosferatu!

      In hindsight, I think it was for the best. She's in a better place now. Thanks, guys. <3

    4. Katniss

      Katniss

      At least she isn't suffering anymore, but that must be a tough thing to do :/

  16. Nosferatu!

    It's settled. Tyeam is going to college.

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    2. SpongeOddFan

      SpongeOddFan

      good luck, tyeam.

    3. Space Cowboy

      Space Cowboy

      congrats! good luck

    4. MMM

      MMM

      take my big planky plush for good luck

  17. Nosferatu!

    http://i.imgur.com/1w1ZYXc.png

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    2. Nosferatu!

      Nosferatu!

      http://i.imgur.com/Sp6AZ2g.png

    3. Space Cowboy

      Space Cowboy

      ruthless

    4. Burgerpants

      Burgerpants

      http://i.imgur.com/rlUjbEj.png

  18. Nosferatu!

    Swallowed a bug! I hate that. It totally ruins an evil laugh.

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    2. Nosferatu!

      Nosferatu!

      why does Sheldon use the term daddy so much

    3. Cha

      Cha

      why are sandy and him scientist who originated from the country

    4. Nosferatu!

      Nosferatu!

      so many questions, not enough answers

  19. Nosferatu!

    gee, patrick, i didn't know you spoke bird

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    2. fortnitefan12

      fortnitefan12

      Hey there, Katie. Nice to see you again <3

    3. Cream

      Cream

      wb!! ik i havent really gotten to know you, but its nice seeing you here again

    4. Cha

      Cha

      no that's italian spongebob

  20. Nosferatu!

    i think it's time for me to get back into art again

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    2. Nosferatu!

      Nosferatu!

      ^ what she said :Laugh: 

    3. SpongeOddFan

      SpongeOddFan

      then how come you never want to chat with me :(@Mermaid Magic

       

    4. crushingmayhem

      crushingmayhem

      Well give her some subject to talk to and she'll talk to you @SpongeOddFan

  21. Nosferatu!

    Dennis always gets his man... but does he always get his woman?

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    2. Nosferatu!

      Nosferatu!

      of course... how could I forget our own child Squire

    3. Cha

      Cha

      https://tcrf.net/images/2/23/Sbmovie3d_squireretreat.gif

    4. Nosferatu!

      Nosferatu!

      ^ I just laughed really loud at work

  22. Nosferatu!

    My job contract has been extended -- again. Hooray! :plankton2: 

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    2. Popeye Q. Krabs

      Popeye Q. Krabs

      Congratulations! :D

    3. WhoBibbles

      WhoBibbles

      Congrats

    4. Cha

      Cha

      Hooray!

  23. Nosferatu!

    Bananas, cherries... boring.

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    2. Grubby Grouper

      Grubby Grouper

      Pea!...nuts.

    3. Zaid

      Zaid

      Gary, our Peanut Jar is totally Empty!

    4. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      forrealz that line always annoyed me as a kid bc I love both bananas and cherries

  24. Nosferatu!

    ECIOV EHT OD

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    2. Nosferatu!

      Nosferatu!

      jyg3L7s.jpg

    3. Cha

      Cha

      Bx9hSbN.jpg

       

  25. Nosferatu!

    YOU TELL THAT BIG RED BOY I QUIT

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    2. Cha

      Cha

      WE'RE UNDERWATER KRABS, I DON'T HAVE TO WASH NOTHIN'. HERE LOOK *rubs hands* DONE, OKAY. 

    3. WhoBibbles

      WhoBibbles

      I'LL MAKE YOU LOOK REALLY SPECIAL

    4. Sweat

      Sweat

      DO YOU SEE ANY THANKS DIRECTED AT THE CASHIER!?

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