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As someone who loves spacesuits, and my friend ooooofy, i can confirm that Delaware exists for my love alone.
Too bad Joe Biden is from there as well, and he is the biggest piece of evidence of Deleware not existing.
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Episode 2: 17 year olds
One day, Sally was high on some dope-ass weed with tails in her room. The Weed is so Dope-ass that tails turns into a mp3 player when he opens his 17 year old mouth. “Whoa i can taste sound, '' says tails, his voice twanging like an angry ukelele-steel guitar combo. The frucking truck shows up outside their house and cream the inappropriately named rabbit comes out and heads inside Sally’s house. She screams in her 17 year old voice “hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey you guys want to see something cool?” Sally and tails say yes and cream takes a dvd of the entire series of Doki from 2013, in english, from discovery kids latin america, a packet of bubblegum cigars, and a dead united states army recruiter out of her backpack.--The End--
Episode 3: I never complete episode 3s
One day, Sally was eating a chili dog with cheese for no reason other than tradition. She gets an Idea to invite something she forgot. The forgot comes to her house and decides to drink all her breast milk. Sally tries to remember what it was she wanted to get and what she wanted to write about , probably something about how nickelodeon and logopedia are both tied to dust devils. Just then another sally from a dimension that doesn’t exist comes in and tells the first sally that she needs to get a thing from a jar in a mcdonalds or else a swarm of locusts will eat their flesh off
--The End--
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So, I've been in a kind of bad headspace lately, as well as suffering some writers' block, so I needed something to get out of my system, and this was the result. Special thanks to me for looking up that one SA2 fandub that SnapCube did and just spending hours on wikis looking up that shit, oh and thanks to whoever posted that "SHADOW'S GOT A TINY DICK" in, i forget which discord server, it may have been the HRK server I am in but I am not sure. It may have actually been twitter, I don't know. anyway, enjoy what you could see as a mix of skodwarde, mr mike's least favourite bedtime stories, and 90s shit.
June 6, 2021, 4:08 AM EDT UTC -4, This Might Possibly be The Worst Mistake I ever make in my Life.Episode 1: Good Luck
One day, Sally Acorn, princess of whatever the fuck-slavia, was wondering why the fuck this 21 year old fat guy was hyperfixating on her for three days now while listening to Free Bird. However the phone rang. It was that flying fuck tails. “Wassup” said tails. “I have no fucking idea, I might masturbate later,” Sally explained. That was okay for her to say because she actually died in a car accident in ‘97. She just hangs around the place still because it’s required by law for her to become queen someday. Tails laughed and said that there is a contest to see whose boobs can inflate the biggest downtown tomorrow and was wondering if she could enter. Sally laughed, said fuck yea and then the next day she went downtown for the bewbflation contest. She watched as all the contestants inflated their bewbs to the size of at least one half of the massive pile of failure that was mcpizzzzza, and when it was Sally’s turn to inflate her bewbs, she did the obvious thing and beat the host of the contest in the lungs with a gardening tool.
--The End--
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So, A lot of people on this forum are connoisseurs of music. That's great. I have a challenge for all of y'all music lovers. I have a gigantic playlist of songs I like on YouTube Music:
https://music.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLeiIsGkttU6mxZM-ERDYzqYNoG96pEYIR
(here's the Regular Youtube Version for those who don't use YM: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLeiIsGkttU6mxZM-ERDYzqYNoG96pEYIR )
and I want y'all to review them. I guess just as something to do if you're bored. Just use the Shuffle Button.
Thread Rules:
1. You can review up to 5 songs with each thread post.
2. I guess you can use a 5 star ranking system,
3. Don't re-review a song you already reviewed, dummy.
4. Have fun, I guess.
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Here are my contributions to the playlist.
"The Statue Got Me High" by They Might Be Giants
Spoiler"Castaways" by Andy Yu
Spoiler"Tick Tock" by Albina
Spoilerand finally: "SpongeBob and Patrick confront the Psychic Wall of Energy" by The Flaming Lips
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FBI OPEN UP
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Well, I guess it was Bound to happen, with all these rumors flying about.
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*Me On January 7*
Man, I finally got those riffs done. God I'm slow. Let's see how the Episodes are doing:
On 12/21/2017 at 9:25 PM, jjsthekid said:Undersea Mysteries Incorporated
24. Journey To The Castle
24. Journey To The Castle
[Jjs: Well I can tell you guys right off the bat this is another very misleading title, because there's barely a "journey" at all in this. Already off to a great start for the penultimate chapter.]
[Teenj: I'm just gonna pretend the title says "Journey to the end of this spin-off".]
[MMM: Alright, let's get this over with.]
Squidward, Sandy, Patrick and Gary met up with SpongeBob.
[Jjs: Noticing someone missing? No Sammy anywhere in sight, it seems. That just makes his return in 20 even more pointless.]
He explained to them what happened.
[Jjs: Just like that. You know...I don't have a problem with works summarizing events in one sentence for time, but here it's very jarring. The fact you just shrug off those wastes of Yu-Gi-Oh chapters with "what happened", and only that, just goes to show pointless they were in the grand scheme of things. Especially when none of the rest of the main cast react.]
[Teenj: I'm already done, lol. After everything from the last few chapters, somehow this was the best line of dialogue to describe it all.]
"Gosh, that is terrible!" said Sandy.
[MMM: You said it.]
[Jjs: Yup, so terrible that apparently Sandy is the only one with any reaction at all! Goes to show further how rushed the last half was. Although to be fair, in Patrick and Squidward's defenses, they shouldn't care Mr. N died considering he sent his henchmen to personally attack them. So maybe their lack of response was intentional.]
[Teenj: I mean, someone still died. You'd think they'd have something to say.]
"It is. But we must continue on!" said an encouraged SpongeBob.
[Jjs: Even SpongeBob is ready to just end this shit.]
[Teenj: I'm with him. Let's get to the end of this already.]
The castle was starting to appear.
[Jjs: I thought it had been appearing for five straight chapters now. That castle needs to make up its mind.]
[MMM: It's gotta be a different castle every time or something.]
The Light Lord could be seen from the top of it. It was like The Dark Lord, but lighter and calmer. It had a horn on its head.
[MMM: Superb description.]
[Jjs: So The Light Lord is a lighter basilisk with wings, BUT to make him stand out more, he has a horn on his head? Gotcha.]
[Teenj:
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"Uh Oh! It's coming!" said Patrick.
[Jjs: Hard to tell, since that castle has been "coming" since 19, and seems to keep backtracking its progress every time.]
[Teenj: Procrastination, it happens to everyone. Even castles.]
"Okay, so how do you propose we get there?" asked an annoyed Squidward.
[Jjs: With "The Light Bridge", however the hell that works, but I don't blame Squidward for forgetting about it. Or maybe Mr. N and SpongeBob just never told the others about it, and I don't blame them either.]
"The bridge," said Sablado.
[Jjs: Hopefully Chris Christie doesn't shut it down.]
[Chris Christie: Don't give me any ideas.
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"Oh yes, the bridge you told us about. So uh..how does it appear?" he asked.
[Jjs: Wait, you mean Mr. N didn't even tell them how the bridge appears? What an asshole.]
[Teenj: Shh, shh. We don't speak ill of the dead.]
"When the Light Lord notices us as good people, he will shine a bridge down upon us."
[Jjs: So only The Light Lord can make the bridge appear? And the Phantom Trinity apparently knew this the WHOLE TIME, presuming it's one of them saying this? Would've been a lot helpful if they had told them that during the waste of a chapter that was 20.
Also, what the hell is even meant by "he will shine a bridge down upon us"? Why not just say "He'll make the bridge appear"? Either someone's trying way too hard to sound artsy, or this is 4Kids' dialogue at work once more. Seriously though, good lord (haha), proofreading.]
[MMM: That's just pretty stupid...not much else I can say.]
"GO AWAY YOU BEASTS! I MUST SETTLE THE SCORE WITH MY BROTHER!" boomed The Light Lord.
[Jjs: Except your brother is dead. Shouldn't you know that, almighty one?]
[Teenj: He's just as confused as this spin-off.]
[MMM: ALL CAPS YELLING!]
"Yeah..he sure notices us as good," said Squidward.
[Jjs: Well considering your competence in this spin-off, I don't blame him for not noticing.
]
"I didn't want to result to this, but we have to sneak in now." Sablado said.
[Jjs: As if you've never snuck around, slim shady.]
"...How?" asked Squidward.
"Jump."
[MMM: Might as well.]
The gang went to the highest cliff possible.
[Jjs: RIP everyone. Wow, I have to surprisingly give this spin-off some credit. Having the cast jump off a cliff to their deaths is a pretty ballsy move. This spin-off will forever be remembered for this risky but brave action. Sadly, if only that was what actually happened, because what happens instead is...yikes.]
[Teenj: Lol, I would of had no qualms if this was literally the ending.]
"I am afraid of heights!" said Patrick.
"Well, it is now or never!" said Loki.
They all began to jump. Gary managed to stick to the wall.
[Jjs: ....what.]
He slowly slid down.
[Jjs: ....Huh?!]
[Teenj:
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SpongeBob grabbed onto him.
[Jjs: ...Are you fucking kidding me!? What the actual hell was that? Jumping off a CLIFF made them reach a castle in THE SKY?! Not only is that physically impossible, but it also made their whole "searching for the bridge" quest entirely POINTLESS. HOORAY! Yup, more clear rushing. I call major BULLSHIT POLICE.]
[MMM: Did someone say anticlimax?]
Patrick and Aradios fell.
[Jjs: ...sucks.]
"Owww," said Aradios.
[Teenj: Owww indeed.]
[MMM: Falling off a cliff will do that to ya.]
"Come on!" said Sandy.
"No, go on without us!" said Aradios as he checked on Patrick.
[Jjs: I'm sure his iron ass broke the fall, he'll be fine.]
"The castle looks like a burger..." Patrick said.
[Jjs: I'm just going to imagine the castle is actually shaped like a burger from here on in.]
[Teenj: ^Makes as much sense as anything else in this spin-off, so...]
"Yeah, go on without us," said Aradios.
[Jjs: Well it was nice not knowing you,
AriadosAradios.]"Are you sure?" yelled down Sandy.
"Yes."
[MMM: Well then.]
The gang climbed up to the entrance.
"Well...we're here." Squidward said.
[Jjs: In the most impossibly idiotic way possible, but yes, yes you are.]
"Don't fall for its trick easily. This place is filled with traps," said Loki.
[Jjs: Well at least The Light Lord decided to setup some Scooby-Doo traps. I'll give him some credit for bothering to keep the remains of the Scooby-Doo theme in this spin-off, since heaven forbid anything Scooby-Doo related since chapter 17 is a rarity.]
[Teenj: Lol, for a minute, even I was forgetting this was a 'Scooby Doo-based' spin-off.]
They began to walk in. The tiles began to glow and disappear!
[Jjs: OOOH SCARY]
[MMM: !!!!!!!!]
"Watch out!" cried Sandy. Squidward fell through and landed down with Patrick and Aradios.
[Jjs: Poor Squidward. Looks like he got kicked out of being involved in the finale. Good for him, tbh. Now he can finally go home and relax from this nonsense.]
"3 down...5 to go," said Light Lord.
They continued walking on.
[Jjs: So nobody even reacted to Squidward falling, or made sure he landed safely? Assholes.]
A bunch of passages appeared.
[Teenj: Because of course.]
"Which way do we go?" asked SpongeBob.
[MMM: The fork on the left?]
"Right." Sablado said.
"Are you sure?" asked Loki.
"Honestly...no," he said.
[Jjs: That's reassuring.]
[Teenj: At least he was honest, lol.]
[MMM: I don't even know what to say to that.]
"Well..it doesn't hurt to try," said Sandy.
[MMM: That's the spirit.]
They went through.
[Jjs: I'm on the edge of my seat.]
[Teenj: The expense is killing me. No, literally.]
Nothing happened yet.
[MMM: Wowww.]
[Jjs: Accurate.]
[Teenj: Truest statement in this entire spin-off.]
Just then, the torches on the walls began to make a wall of fire!
Sablado walked through it.
[Jjs: Fish sticks here, get your fish sticks!]
"No!" yelled Sandy.
[Jjs: Are SpongeBob or Gary or Loki going to have any reactions to someone being in danger, because I feel Sandy is going to lose her voice if she keeps yelling "No!" at this rate.]
"It-It's an illusion!" he said. He was fine.
[Jjs: Well fuck me, there goes any suspense.]
[Teenj: As if this episode had any to begin with.]
They walked through and felt nothing.
[Teenj: Same, same, same.]
[MMM: Well it was an illusion.]
"Drat," said Light Lord.
[Jjs: Those meddling kids (not really), Organization XIII members, and their stupid snail!]
They then walked out and came across a ledge! Sablado fell off!
[Jjs: Wah wah wah.]
Sandy grabbed onto him.
"Let go," he said.
"No!"
[Teenj: K, this has officially become her catchphrase.]
"You must, you can go on without me," he said as he let go.
[Jjs: Goodbye Sablado. Even he didn't want to be a part of the finale, and I don't blame him either.]
[Teenj: Lol, he literally didn't even let Sandy try and save him.]
We see Squidward, Patrick, Aradios and Sablado looking at them.
[MMM: I don't see that.]
[Jjs: I kind of love how these four got specifically excluded from the final battle. It's like I was throwing darts at a board of characters for who to kick off, and only landed on these four. So congratulations Squidward, Patrick, Aradios, and Sablado. You four are forbidden from participating in the finale since the author chose you lucky saps.]
"Meow.." Gary said.
[Jjs: Probably the most intelligent line of this chapter, if we're being honest.]
[MMM: Poetry.]
"It will be okay," SpongeBob said.
[MMM: I wouldn't go that far.]
[Jjs: Yeah, the finale will be even more tensionless than this chapter if you can believe it, so everything will be okay.]
They walked back and went to the left passage. A bunch of Ghosts appeared.
[Jjs: Spooky. At least there's another thing keeping whatever remains of the "Scooby-Doo theme".]
"They are illusions!" Loki said. They ignored the ghosts.
[Jjs: You know, if The Light Lord wants them the fuck out of his castle so bad, why is he only taunting them with harmless illusions?]
[Teenj: I don't know, The Light Lord doesn't know, and hell - this show doesn't know either.]
The ghosts still began to bug them, but Sandy grabbed a torch and threw it at the ground. A wall of fire appeared, scaring them off.
[Jjs: Oh, so that wall of fire works, but The Light Lord's doesn't?!]
They appeared at a set of 2 big doors. There was 2 large statues between it. They seemed to represent the Dark Lord and Light Lord.
[Jjs: From the way that's worded, it sounds like the statues are literally in-between the two doors, as if they're blocking them. Good luck getting in at all now.]
[MMM: Well, things are never what they seem.]
"That was quick," said Sandy.
[Jjs: *wink wink nudge nudge*]
"Are you guys ready?" asked Loki.
[Jjs: If you're asking me, nope.]
[Teenj: I'm more than ready to get this over with.]
"Yes," said SpongeBob.
They opened the doors.
[Jjs: What a tensionless and lazy as hell chapter. Yeah, this is another one clearly showing how rushed the end was. I get this is "setup" for the finale, but...it felt like nothing really happened? It just felt like this chapter drunkenly sauntered itself along, which is the best way to describe it. This chapter felt extremely drunk, sloppy, and lacked a proper flow. I really think this one had a bit too much alcohol. Jokes aside, the gang getting to the castle felt very lazy and their trip through the castle felt just as disappointing. I mean, you're really going to lead into the season finale with "They opened the doors"? How thrilling...not. I really could've just done this all in the season finale, not as the "setup" chapter. It feels like I had no clue what to do with this chapter, and just rushingly moved the "plot" along even if it felt underwhelming. But I knew I had zero viewers left by this point, so I stopped caring. And that lack of care continues into the finale...boy, I'm going to warn you guys. The finale may be one of the worst, laziest, inconclusive, and most rushed things on SBC. Brace yourselves.]
[Teenj: Yeah, if this chapter was anything to go by, I'll expect the finale to be even worse.]
[MMM: If I had to use one word to describe this episode, I wouldn't do it because it would be a waste of a word. While I guess there were things that happened, it didn't feel like so, like nothing was accomplished.]
Oh.
It's been up for two weeks.
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6 hours ago, jjsthekid said:
[Jjs: Okay, I just gotta ask: What the fuck kind of song are "The Rock Lords" making? You've got guitar, piano, drums, and vocals all blasting at once apparently. I'm no music expert, but I imagine that blend of musical stuff won't sound very good altogether. I don't think I thought this through all the way...like many things in the spin-off.]
Apparently they're doing a tribute to Ben Folds Five:
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So, I've independently "Released" some...Mixtapes? EPs? Mixtape EPs? Anyway, I have two of them so far, and is thinking about making a third. If these were counted as Music, (Which is stretching it considerably) it would probably be labeled under Music Art or something. Oh yeah, and I release it as "Bayne Trevor, Joel, and Rusty Ralston." Because I like those names, apparently.
Anyway, Here's the First One, It is called: "No Nazis and Commies Allowed".
I don't know why I made the cover Massachusetts, other than it was the most American state I could think of, also because I want to go there. Thanks 'GBH. And The Furries over there. AND SPEAKING OF FURRIES:
The second one is Respeccc the Thighs. Yes the spelling is intentional.
Yes, those are fake Digitigrade legs you're looking at. The Weird thing about this image is that the dude in the pic, (Whose twitter handle is in the album cover. Don't tell him, otherwise he'll beat me up..) is actually from Massachusetts. Some would say I'm stalking him, I just call it a coincidence.
What to you think of these...things?
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I know it's only August, But I wanna Update this accordingly.
On 12/30/2015 at 7:57 PM, DelayedRelayedRusty said:More Connstructive Criticism
2010- Okay, Basically the start of all the school issues I've been having. However, I did start going on the web in this year.
2011- Better, but not by much, just plain boring. Nothing much to remember.
2012- This is the start of issues with my parents, really nothing much except my birthday.
2013- Easily the best year of the decade. I have VERY fond memories of this year. No issues, everyone was nice and I was happily stupid.
2014- I will forever hate this year. Electronics got broken, I didn't complete assignments, and was diagnosed with narcolepsy. Hey, at least I joined SBM this year.
2015- As bad as 2014. More issues with my parents (mainly my mom), had to deal with the death of both my grandma and my cat, my mom got sick, and was incredibly nervous in high school. Mainly because of the change of pace.
2016- OOOOOOOH MYYYYY GOOOOOD. Just one, big, long, awful, DRIFT. However there was some good parts, like being involved with the Furry Fandom More....and getting blocked or realizing that a lot of my crushes are taken or straight. Parents were less of an issue, but depression was starting to set in.
2017- Fuck this year. I mean, It's just one big roller coaster..Yeah, I was part of a team that won a robotics competition, but that was overshadowed by School, My Other Grandma Dying, Politics, and Life. Although I have crushes this year.
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I think this is the meme's swan song
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19 minutes ago, jjsthekid said:
I though I made it clear you have to be on a team to be in this. Please sign up in the sign up topic to be drafted.
Oh, sorry. *leaves*
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get ready to slam it's your jam
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Today is the day that only comes once every 4 years. Discuss it here!
Spoiler(I suck at making topic openers)
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I'm kind of an introvert, I like being with friends but, I prefer alone time and solitude
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I guess they are heading TO SPACE
and they get to play music IN SPACE
I'm actually more hyped for this than The Gravity Falls finale, The Super Bowl, The Daytona 500, and Zootopia combined.
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14 hours ago, Teamwork said:
Wait, you have a space suit fetish???
Yeah.
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5 minutes ago, Clappy said:
Is it wrong of me to wish for this movie franchise to end more so than Alvin and the Chipmunks?
No
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