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    This ship is taking me far away

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  1. As someone who loves spacesuits, and my friend ooooofy, i can confirm that Delaware exists for my love alone. Too bad Joe Biden is from there as well, and he is the biggest piece of evidence of Deleware not existing.
  2. Episode 2: 17 year olds One day, Sally was high on some dope-ass weed with tails in her room. The Weed is so Dope-ass that tails turns into a mp3 player when he opens his 17 year old mouth. “Whoa i can taste sound, '' says tails, his voice twanging like an angry ukelele-steel guitar combo. The frucking truck shows up outside their house and cream the inappropriately named rabbit comes out and heads inside Sally’s house. She screams in her 17 year old voice “hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey you guys want to see something cool?” Sally and tails say yes and cream takes a dvd of the entire series of Doki from 2013, in english, from discovery kids latin america, a packet of bubblegum cigars, and a dead united states army recruiter out of her backpack. --The End-- Episode 3: I never complete episode 3s One day, Sally was eating a chili dog with cheese for no reason other than tradition. She gets an Idea to invite something she forgot. The forgot comes to her house and decides to drink all her breast milk. Sally tries to remember what it was she wanted to get and what she wanted to write about , probably something about how nickelodeon and logopedia are both tied to dust devils. Just then another sally from a dimension that doesn’t exist comes in and tells the first sally that she needs to get a thing from a jar in a mcdonalds or else a swarm of locusts will eat their flesh off --The End--
  3. So, I've been in a kind of bad headspace lately, as well as suffering some writers' block, so I needed something to get out of my system, and this was the result. Special thanks to me for looking up that one SA2 fandub that SnapCube did and just spending hours on wikis looking up that shit, oh and thanks to whoever posted that "SHADOW'S GOT A TINY DICK" in, i forget which discord server, it may have been the HRK server I am in but I am not sure. It may have actually been twitter, I don't know. anyway, enjoy what you could see as a mix of skodwarde, mr mike's least favourite bedtime stories, and 90s shit. June 6, 2021, 4:08 AM EDT UTC -4, This Might Possibly be The Worst Mistake I ever make in my Life. Episode 1: Good Luck One day, Sally Acorn, princess of whatever the fuck-slavia, was wondering why the fuck this 21 year old fat guy was hyperfixating on her for three days now while listening to Free Bird. However the phone rang. It was that flying fuck tails. “Wassup” said tails. “I have no fucking idea, I might masturbate later,” Sally explained. That was okay for her to say because she actually died in a car accident in ‘97. She just hangs around the place still because it’s required by law for her to become queen someday. Tails laughed and said that there is a contest to see whose boobs can inflate the biggest downtown tomorrow and was wondering if she could enter. Sally laughed, said fuck yea and then the next day she went downtown for the bewbflation contest. She watched as all the contestants inflated their bewbs to the size of at least one half of the massive pile of failure that was mcpizzzzza, and when it was Sally’s turn to inflate her bewbs, she did the obvious thing and beat the host of the contest in the lungs with a gardening tool. --The End--
  4. I can think of three differences, actually. The Creator I think this is the biggest difference between the iCarly reboot getting acclaimed and the SpongeBob Spin-Offs getting sent down to hatedom hell. There is a Huge Difference between Lord Royal Highness God Emperor Stephen Hillenberg and Dan Schneider. Dan Schneider, imo, had an attitude of "what I am doing is a business, and I need to come up with more and more things in order to not drown and die." He pretty much had a stranglehold on any Nickcom from 2007 to around 2016-ish, with Drake and Josh, Zoey 101, iCarly, Victorious, Sam & Cat, Game Shakers, and Henry Danger all coming right off the heels of each other, and the quality progressively going down with each passing year. Stephen however was known for one thing, and one thing only: SpongeBob. That's it. Maybe also for his work on Rocko's Modern Life, and his short films The Green Beret, Wormholes, and Hollywood Blvd, USA, but when you mention his name, I guarantee you that 99.99998% of the time, that little yellow asshole is the first thing that pops into someone's head when you say his name. Plus, Cartoonists from the Late 80s onward not named John K. are known for being pretty chill people, and really only making one or two shows a decade. Joe Murray is a good example, there's an average of about 9.5 years between the making of his three shows (Rocko's Modern Life, Camp Lazlo, and Let's Go Luna), and Steve is no exception. I mean, from what people have said about him, he was pretty much that one chill guy you'd run into at Myrtle Beach and have a nice chat about seagulls for 5 minutes, weither you knew him or not. Plus, he famously said that he really didn't want his show to be a cash cow franchise, while Dan Schneider probably didn't care either way, probably too busy kissing feet, I suppose. How They are Being Spun-Off/Rebooted. Another reason, actually ties into what the last point hinted at, SpongeBob is Nickelodeon's paycheck man, no matter what happens to him, he will always be there paying for the lights, the broadcast equipment, and the ViacomCBS head executive's 33rd yacht. So, naturally, with everybody being forced to live in a Capitalistic System, Nickelodeon, and in turn Viacom, would want more money. And, guess what certain studio is making bank off spinning off certain characters into their own movies for a certain superhero brand. Yea, Nickelodeon is basically applying the Marvel method to the little square asswipe in hopes that it'll pay for a Lamborghini for the VCBS Head Exec.'s grandson who is also only 7. Naturally, the iCarly reboot is also for money, but there, it's not really a "Spin-Off", it's more of a Continuation of the iCarly story. Right down to the returning Characters. And, of course, Nickelodeon did attempt to pull the Marvel Method on Schneider's shows once. Sam & Cat, however, was a huge flop, Critically, ratings-wise, and just for the cast as a whole, with Ariana Grande (whose music is a guilty pleasure of mine) wanting to focus on her music career and Jenette McCurdy dealing with mental and family issues which led to her retiring from acting and going into more of a Director's role. Nick, naturally horrified by what happened, decided that it'd be best if the Schneider-verse never got the Marvel treatment ever again. The Audiences SpongeBob is for 10-year-olds. That's not an insult, that is how it is marketed. Sadly, like it or not, to the Executive's minds, when they're not shopping for Diamond Rings from Uranus, cartoons are for young kids, and young kids only. They don't care if adults like it, if it get's enough kids in the 6-12 demographic to shut up for a half hour while they blast McDonald's and Super Fat Bacon Treats ads down the kid's Obesity-Prone mouths, then it's good enough for them. Of course, this comes around to the greed thing, if they made like 10 different spin-offs of SpongeBob, then that's 10 different shows to show to kids that they don't have to put any effort in. And they can just ram that down the kid's mouths until they, according to the executives, right after eating gold-plated caviar, "grow out of cartoons." Not even caring other than a few extra nostalgia dollars, that adults watch too. Meanwhile, iCarly appealed to tweens and teens, and the kids in the show kind of grew up with the audience. Voices getting deeper and them growing taller and stuff. That's the thing with live action, you cannot stop people from growing old the way you can with a cartoon, so, with the main audience of iCarly in their twenties, as well as the kids in iCarly being in their twenties, it's inevitable that the cast will be dealing with more adult topics and being able to say adult words like Dammit and Moist. It's not a cynical "eh who cares, kids'll watch anything, they'll grow out of it" like some reboots are, they could've redid the entire thing with younger and more British actors and used the same scripts, à la Days Like These, a forgotten spin-off of That 70's Show made for the UK, but it looked like actual time and care was placed in it, and people can respect that. And that's my theory on it. I dunno if I articulated my thoughts well enough, and I know there are holes in my logic which is appropriate for the spongebob server, but keep in mind, I'm just spitballing here. If you have any hot takes about this, please hesitate to yell at me. Alright, see y'all. Peace.
  5. So, A lot of people on this forum are connoisseurs of music. That's great. I have a challenge for all of y'all music lovers. I have a gigantic playlist of songs I like on YouTube Music: https://music.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLeiIsGkttU6mxZM-ERDYzqYNoG96pEYIR (here's the Regular Youtube Version for those who don't use YM: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLeiIsGkttU6mxZM-ERDYzqYNoG96pEYIR ) and I want y'all to review them. I guess just as something to do if you're bored. Just use the Shuffle Button. Thread Rules: 1. You can review up to 5 songs with each thread post. 2. I guess you can use a 5 star ranking system, 3. Don't re-review a song you already reviewed, dummy. 4. Have fun, I guess.
  6. Here are my contributions to the playlist. "The Statue Got Me High" by They Might Be Giants "Castaways" by Andy Yu "Tick Tock" by Albina and finally: "SpongeBob and Patrick confront the Psychic Wall of Energy" by The Flaming Lips
  7. I need to be more active here

    1. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      k like i mean this in the nicest possible way you don't *need* to do anything concerning this site

      live your life, do what you feel, and visit when you want to

  8. Well, I guess it was Bound to happen, with all these rumors flying about.
  9. *Me On January 7* Man, I finally got those riffs done. God I'm slow. Let's see how the Episodes are doing: Oh. It's been up for two weeks.
  10. Apparently they're doing a tribute to Ben Folds Five:
  11. I'll be evil krabby patty man: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evil_Krabby_Patty_Man
  12. So, I've independently "Released" some...Mixtapes? EPs? Mixtape EPs? Anyway, I have two of them so far, and is thinking about making a third. If these were counted as Music, (Which is stretching it considerably) it would probably be labeled under Music Art or something. Oh yeah, and I release it as "Bayne Trevor, Joel, and Rusty Ralston." Because I like those names, apparently. Anyway, Here's the First One, It is called: "No Nazis and Commies Allowed". Listen here I don't know why I made the cover Massachusetts, other than it was the most American state I could think of, also because I want to go there. Thanks 'GBH. And The Furries over there. AND SPEAKING OF FURRIES: The second one is Respeccc the Thighs. Yes the spelling is intentional. Listen Here Yes, those are fake Digitigrade legs you're looking at. The Weird thing about this image is that the dude in the pic, (Whose twitter handle is in the album cover. Don't tell him, otherwise he'll beat me up..) is actually from Massachusetts. Some would say I'm stalking him, I just call it a coincidence. What to you think of these...things?
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