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  1. Well, it's official. This is my worst day. I ran out of time to finish my final exam and my dog is getting put down today.

     

    November 25, 2003 - December 5, 2016

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    2. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      That feels really bad, man. I hope things get better sooner or later.

    3. Clappy

      Clappy

      It's never easy to put a dog down.  To this day, I still get depressed thinking about my first dog being put to sleep ten years ago.  I'm so sorry Fred, I'll keep you in my prayers.

    4. SquiddyFace

      SquiddyFace

      I'm so sorry, I hope you had some good times with her :( 

  2. Ever get one of those songs where you hear the cover version before the original as a kid and think that that song was the original and not the original song?

     

    Looking at you, "Drift Away" by Uncle Kracker feat. Dobie Gray.

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    2. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      legitimately didn't know that was an otis redding song

      YOUR RESIDENT MUSIC EXPERT EVERYBODY

    3. Joe Biden

      Joe Biden

      Oh yeah, there's also "Give a Little Bit" by The Goo Goo Dolls.

    4. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      I guess you could count Jimi's "All Along the Watchtower" but does Bob Dylan's version even exist after that one

  3. *sigh* What do you do when you have a best friend you really like, but when you comment something positive and normal on one of her FB statuses, she just deletes it like it never even existed at all?

     

    And the thing is, I never did anything mean or creepy to her, it's just that..............I don't think she even cares about me anymore. I don't know, maybe I should just forget about it and move on, but it's a little hard to do so. She's a one-of-a-kind girl and I don't think I'll be able to meet another girl like that again.

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    2. Hayden

      Hayden

      Speaking from personal experience, I once had a flirt argument with a girl on a FB status in HS, it went to like 100 replies and then the next day she deleted it when she got self-conscious about other students teasing her about it.

      I'm still sad I didn't archive it. 

    3. Young Nug

      Young Nug

      If you guys are really best friends and mature (I've forgotten how old you are, sorry lol) then I'd advise just talking to her about it. If it was indeed just a normal comment, then I don't think there's any harm in it. If it's for Hayden's reason then I don't think you should keep being her friend fam

    4. Joe Biden

      Joe Biden

      It's okay. I'm pretty much over this issue anyway. Was I a bit offended that she deleted my normal argument? Yes. But I'd rather just let it go than confront her about it. Don't wanna ruin our friendship.

  4. okay youtube can you please just stop already

     

    a new look won't make your site improve at all

     

     

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    2. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      The number of subs, likes/dislikes for a video and comment, and views for a video (on the sidebar) that are over a thousand or a million have a K or M to represent the number of views. I'm just the type of guy who prefers the exact numbers.

    3. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      There are still numbers next to those letters, but still, it's an eyesore to me.

    4. OWM

      OWM

      The new logo is ugly ew

  5. Well, looks like I might die come by Sunday. Unless I can somehow survive Irma or convince my parents to move away to somewhere like Hawaii.

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    2. Joe Biden

      Joe Biden

      Yeah, it's most likely gonna be hitting all of Florida.

    3. MMM

      MMM

      Stay safe. :/

    4. SpongeBob's #1 Fan

      SpongeBob's #1 Fan

      Stay safe!  If you want, you could come to Rochester...

  6. Okay, I might not agree with Publix supporting the NRA but the die-in protest people are doing all over the store is very idiotic.

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    2. CyanideFishbone

      CyanideFishbone

      @Waiter Basically Publix has been taking money from the NRA (I heard after the die-in stuff they cut off funding from all political interests) so in the wake of the recent shooting in Texas and Parkland people did a "die-in" at Publix stores where they pretended to be dead on the floor.

    3. SpongeOddFan

      SpongeOddFan

      ok now i get it

      but this is stupid...

    4. Joe Biden

      Joe Biden

      Correction: They weren't the ones who received the money, they were donating money to Adam Putman, a supporter of the NRA. And their funding for Putman isn't cut off forever, it's suspended until it all blows over.

  7. Super Mario Bros. 2 is the worst Mario game in the entire series

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    2. SquiddyFace

      SquiddyFace

      I mean the Lost Levels is unironically trash tbh

    3. Joe Biden

      Joe Biden

      And that's where you are wrong, Silver. Because after doing even more research, I found out that "Super Mario Bros.: The Lost Levels" is the perfect predecessor to the first Mario game.

    4. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      lost levels kinda fun tho ngl but im also a masochist

  8. 1979, 1985, 1999, etc. It kinda feels like every great year in music has a song named after it.

  9. Reminder: "Bad Boys" is the best Bob Marley song.

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    2. Cha

      Cha

      red wine by bob is the best

    3. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      "red wine by bob" sounds like a perfume

    4. Sweat

      Sweat

      @DoodleDave One of my friends actually asked me if I liked the Cure while I was singing along to I Melt With You so what you're saying isn't that far off

  10. So the video for "See You Again" just dethroned "Gangnam Style" as most viewed video today...

     

    http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/la-et-entertainment-news-updates-july-wiz-khalifa-see-you-again-youtube-1499782561-htmlstory.html

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    2. kylie

      kylie

      omg dont even joke about paul rudd dying id cry

    3. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      ant man

      more like

      ain't man

      :(

    4. Katniss

      Katniss

      ^ ok I love Paul Rudd but that made me laugh out loud 

  11. you will obey jimbles notronbo and give me egg

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    2. Ohad

      Ohad

      thank jimbles

    3. William Leonard

      William Leonard

      the egg is aggressive

    4. Grubby Grouper

      Grubby Grouper

      someone pretend to be jimbles jimbles not stand for now jimbles use you for experiment

  12. My August 2014 to December 2014 SBC self can just die already. He was stupid and oblivious compared to December 21st, 2014 to present me.

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    2. Burgerpants

      Burgerpants

      2013/first half 2014 me can also have an orgy with all those fucking posts

    3. WhoBibbles

      WhoBibbles

      In the end, we all hate our past selves with a burning passion.

  13. Just got let go from my Pinch-a-Penny job. :/

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    2. crushingmayhem

      crushingmayhem

      Sorry to hear that man. Hope you find a better job.

    3. Rebel the Wolfgirl
    4. Metal Snake

      Metal Snake

      Very sorry, I wish you well in finding another job.

  14. Maaaaaan, if only "Love Yourself" wasn't the #1 song of 2016, every year of the 2010s would've had a great #1 song.

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    2. Clappy

      Clappy

      At this rate, 2017 looks like it's going to continue the new steak of mediocre year end number ones if "Shape of You" ends up with that honor.

    3. Katniss

      Katniss

      Selena Gomez is dating the Weeknd now so she's doing fine lol 

    4. Katniss

      Katniss

      2012's year end #1 is the best of the 2010s so far imo, I still love Somebody That I Used To Know

  15. AYE HAYTE FEENYUS AND FUUUUURB

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    2. Joe Biden

      Joe Biden

      I actually think it's okay. Not the best, but okay.

    3. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      Never really knew what you were talking about since I have no idea who that kid is.

    4. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      AYE LIIIIIIKE BREEEDWHINNERS

  16. Whoa, how come Trophy is light green and he is an Emerald?

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    2. crushingmayhem

      crushingmayhem

      Because he won the Christmas trivia, it was his prize.

    3. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      Trophy is now a chaos emerald

    4. So Sejima

      So Sejima

      DARNIT PREZ, I'M THE MASTER EMERALD YOU IDIOT! :P

  17. The more I look at Bordertown trailers, the more unappealing it looks. It's like Brickleberry had a three-way with Family Guy and The Cleveland Show and this is their love child.

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    2. Popeye Q. Krabs

      Popeye Q. Krabs

      I saw the first episode. Very boring but I did get a few chuckles out of it. 

    3. Katniss

      Katniss

      The show looks like trash. I'll pass on it. 

    4. Popeye Q. Krabs

      Popeye Q. Krabs

      You've made a good choice. It's not even that it's offensive at all. It's just so lacking in humor that there's way better stuff out there if you're looking for new animated sitcoms to watch. There's like one or two half decent character on the show and that's it that they would have been better off just making the whole show about: El Coyote and Ernesto. All the other characters are either loud or not funny or boring as hell.

  18. I might be the only one here who didn't get the appeal of Turntable.FM. I mean, it could've been great for talking and chatting with other SBC members in 2013, but I hated how you'd have to wait for a DJ spot to open to play music. 

     

    SBC Music > Plug.DJ > Turntable

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    2. Cha

      Cha

      I liked it because it worked well on mobile and it had some nostalgic memories.

    3. Katniss

      Katniss

      I never got the appeal because I wasn't a member when it was around :Laugh: 

  19. Wow, my '80s and '90s playlist on Spotify has 12 followers and I'm pretty sure I know only 3 of them.

  20. I'm really sad right now. My dog can barely walk or move anywhere because of her hind legs. Every time I see her, she seems to be in agonizing pain and it really makes me want to cry. I don't think it's curable either. It really pains me to say this but it looks like the only thing left to do would be to euthanize her.

     

    She is a real treasure to my family. It always makes me happy to see her sweet, smiling face and makes me sad to see her in miserable pain. It's going to be a really lonely house without a dog to love and care for.

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    2. WhoBibbles

      WhoBibbles

      I'm so sorry what you are going through. It's awful to see animals in pain :( I hope she'll find peace

    3. Cha

      Cha

      I'm so very sorry for you and your family. :(  At least you had some good times with her.

    4. kev

      kev

      I can't imagine the pain going on for you and your family and your dog. I'm sorry to hear about that . Give her as much love as you can man.

  21. I'll say it once and say it again. 1983 through 1985 are the best years of pop music, hands down.

     

    1982 is alright too, but I can't get over those 3 Air Supply songs on the charts.

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    2. fortnitefan12

      fortnitefan12

      there was pop in the 60s and 70s?

    3. Katniss

      Katniss

      Pop music has been around since at least the 50s. Obviously not in the form it's in today but there's always been "popular music".

    4. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      ye depends on your definition of pop. if we're going strictly by genre, then no 70s was not a good time for pop, god no

  22. How To Come Up With a Generic Name For An Indie Band:

    1st word: Collective name of an animal

    2nd word: of

    3rd word: Country, state, or capital

     

    Ex: Birds of Tokyo, Wolves of New Mexico, Tigers of Detroit

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    2. Alex Squarepants

      Alex Squarepants

      Pigs of America

    3. Joe Biden

      Joe Biden

      @Halibut Selena Gomez is an indie rock singer now?

    4. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      Dragons of Imagine

  23. RIP Adam West :(

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    2. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      please tell me I'm not the only one who remembers him best from Fairly Odd Parents

      honestly no one did self deprecation better

    3. Cha

      Cha

      catman wins

    4. Joe Biden

      Joe Biden

      nobody messes with adam we

  24. tmw your CVS plays a song by Lukas Graham and you have the sudden urge to yell out "LUKAS GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAM"

     

    tmw your CVS plays a song by Lukas Graham........

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    2. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      was it "Strip No More"

    3. Joe Biden

      Joe Biden

      It was this:

       

    4. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      when ur dad dies and the worst thing is you don't have another fan groveling at your feet

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