Slippin' Freddy

put a smile on your face TEN MILES WIDE

Do I have the time? No thanks, mon, I DON'T have the time.

(lol not even I know what I mean XD )

Are you or have you ever beenHarryPotterLives? *slaps* SHUTUP

It's no surprise to me you are my own worst nightmare

Why is Jadakiss as hard as it gets?

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

I'm sad because I'm the only Adoseofbuckley fan here

I apologize for being so unfunny on this site

here's your sunday paper squidward, enjoy. love SpongeBob

got a Spotify account now and I have no idea what to do with it

Ugh waking up at 6am is literally hell

Fml. have to wake up at 6:45 in the morning tomorrow. I hate this project and class so much. 

surrender your pickles, please

What's on your mind?

OH NO WHAT DID I DO TO MY NAME PLZ HELP

best spongebob character right here

y'all got 23 more days to get me a good birthday president  

I AM THE EGGMAN! (WOO)

THEY ARE THE EGGMEN! (WOO)

I AM THE WALRUS!

GOO GOO GAJOOB!

Big NEWS, everybody! I can now PARTY like it's 1999; because that's how many POSTS I have; 1,999!  Just one more post before I'm current with the new millennium!

Honestly, I don't know which show I'm more ready for it to end already: The Simpsons or Family Guy.

I have now OFFICIALLY reached 1,985 posts, which is ALSO the same number as the year I was born! Just 31 more, and I'll reach the current year! Enough said!

OBAB-Y

If there was a 7 mile spanking machine, would you try it out?

On a scale of 1-10 how creepy is my profile pic?

It's Nickelodeon's Worldwide Day of Play! We're getting out and getting active, and you should be too! We'll be back at 3!