Alastor

This thread is old but considering the amount of conspiracy videos Alex Bale made, it is possible there is an answer for all this:

SpongeBob is perhaps one of the most recognized cartoons of all time, and that could be mainly because they package each Nickelodeon DVD with a SpongeBob SquarePants episode. It quickly became one of the most popular shows on Nickelodeon, spawning many episodes and movies in the following years. But when you line up all the SpongeBob movies in order, one of them just sticks out like a sore thumb, and that movie is The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie. Now I know what you're thinking: That I'm gonna sit here and attack The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie. Well, before you start sending your hate mail, just hear me out. I don't really hate The SpongeBob Movie, but when you compare it to the other SpongeBob movies, this one just has ass written all over it! First of all, the animation is too advanced. Why couldn't they just use the animation from the earlier episodes? I think the movie would look a whole lot better if it looked the same way as the original series did. Instead, it has to look like some sort of movie or something. I know this is a minor detail that I should probably overlook but it's still some ball-slapping shit. Second of all, the title. Why is it called The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie if they were gonna make more movies in the future? They clearly should've taken a page out of Disney and called it SpongeBob's 1st Movie. That way, it would be easier to tell whether or not this was the first SpongeBob movie. Adding the "The" in the title makes no sense because it makes it sound like this is the only SpongeBob movie that's good. Even worser is that they reuse the same title but different in future SpongeBob movies. What were they thinking?! Another problem I have with this movie is Mr. Krabs. First of all, his new restaurant name is stupid. He just reuses the same name as The Krusty Krab, only it has a 2 now. Couldn't he have used a better name? I wouldn't mind it so much if it was a parody name like "Underwater Bennigan's" or something but "Krusty Krab 2" is stupid. Second, it looks exactly the same as the first Krusty Krab. I think it would've made more sense for Mr. Krabs to renovate the current Krusty Krab instead of wasting a bunch of lumber on a replica of the same restaurant. If he wanted to make more money, couldn't he just make the prices of food and drinks more higher? That's bullshit. Speaking of bullshit, Mr. Krabs has the nerve to call SpongeBob a kid. This movie was released in 2004 and SpongeBob was born in 1986 so based off this, he would be 18 years old at this point. Do people in Bikini Bottom consider 18-year-olds to still be kids? It makes even less sense when this movie (allegedly) takes place at the end of the series so SpongeBob would have to be like 30-something years old here. And why does King Neptune look nothing like he does in the original series? He's supposed to look like this: But instead, he looks like this: Why doesn't this show have any consistency at all? And if you compare the two images, the first Neptune looks extremely badass while the second one looks like a dumbass who doesn't even look like he can rule a city. And where did he get that gold necklace from? I have a theory that this is not the real Neptune and that the movie Neptune crushed the old badass one with a rock or something. And worst of all, the villain of this movie isn't even King Koopa! Instead, we are treated to a dumb green plankton named Plankton. This makes no sense whatsoever and it completely ruins the entire movie for some reason. Now if you think this review is over, think again. Because after doing even more research, I found out some information that is guaranteed to flip some shit. Years earlier, there came out a movie called Good Burger that had all the same elements as the original. Same characters, same enemies, and you remember that beloved Patty Wagon from the SpongeBob movie? Turns out they stole that exact same car from Good Burger. They even have a real-life celebrity cameo in both movies! Why whichever studio made this movie decided to copy that superior movie is beyond me. There came out two other SpongeBob movies after this one. They were okay, but they're both perfect predecessors to the first SpongeBob movie. Bottom line: This movie deserves to be buried under a shit mountain.

"Push" - Matchbox 20

oh wait different country I choose Russia

cuz spongebob gay af

Krusty Krew teamed up with the DNC and rigged the scoreboard

Squidville is owned by members of Antifa and Black Lives Matter

Feminists At Paramount Release Sexist Sandy Movie

I picked Red since leftists have ruined my boner for Brown and Green

I actually think this is a great song:

As someone coming from a similar kind of home (though less country-ish aside from some Kenny Chesney on my mom's side), I kinda share the same snob glasses as you. Growing up with primarily '80s and '90s music, whether it be the pop or rock of that time, it took me a few years into really getting into hip-hop. In fact, I remember the first rap music I ever liked came from (surprise surprise) Eminem. I think my main issue with rap or at least the bad side of it comes from Drake more than Lil Wayne (Let's be honest. Who else on the site remembers Lil Wayne having a hit song since like 2016?). Aside from a few songs like "Take Care" or "Nice for What", most of the songs I hear from him just consist of one nonexistent beat being played under a rapper who sounds completely under interested in whatever he raps about. Not saying he's the worst but I think he's a determinant of the other artists he inspired later like Future or Desiigner or Lil Baby or literally most of the "Lil ___" artists that aren't Jon or Wayne. In fact, I'm straight up baffled about Desiigner's big hit song entitled "Panda" which....let's be honest, everyone, is not a very good song. The song is literally about Desiigner comparing his car to a panda. The "chorus" only consists of the word "panda". And it was somehow popular enough to make the Top 10 of 2016. That's another trope of hip-hop I'm surprised you haven't mentioned yet. All the songs about whatever car they're driving like Bughattis, Corvettes, Porcheses, whatever fancy car they have. It's easily as annoying as hearing Jason Aldean sing about his truck, but at least he sounds more invested and interesting than any of the Drake-influenced rappers who barely sound like they care about their own songs. There's also the subsection of rappers who get more fame for being scumbags like 6ix9ine and Kodak Black but I won't even begin to dignify those people as artists. I'd like to think that "TROLLZ" failing to chart was what killed off the careers of these people. Of course, like other people have said above me, I do like a few rappers nowadays. Big Sean brings back the fun Ludacris side of hip-hop. Kendrick Lamar brings back an edge to hip-hop that we haven't really seen in forever. "DNA" is still one of the songs from my dated Top 50 Songs list that holds up. It's those kinds of artists that prevent me from writing off the genre, but it's definitely the dull ones that prevent me from embracing it as a whole. As someone with a moderate stance on hip-hop, I do recommend listening to those other artists people recommended above because they are more the best representation of the genre than any of the kinds I've listed above. inb4 i get a condescending comment from someone who suggests i listen to rap even though i sorta do

Making a topic for this show since it premiered last night on Adult Swim. Basically, the premise is like an inverse of Monsters Inc., except it's about a company that works to make people smile. Watched some of it last night and I think I'll give the series a full watch whenever I have time to.