Dill Clyntin

Oh wait the Foreigner Belt isn't an instrument, I'll choose the guitar then

Larry the Barfly Lobster

I'm gonna be The Simpsons because I am very old and no one has put me down yet

In the White House

We're going back to a time when songs like Girls Like You and We Didn't Start the Fire (by Fall Out Boy) didn't exist. That's right, my theme is: And if the playlist doesn't show up right: Maroon 5: This Love, Harder to Breathe, Makes Me Wonder Coldplay: The Scientist, Speed of Sound, Viva La Vida Fall Out Boy: Sugar We're Going Down, Thnks fr th Mmrs, Dance Dance

As the President, I always strive to be the very best like no one ever was so for my SWYAD character, I am going to choose Ash Ketchup--er, I mean, Ketchum.

I was supposed to get a new Playstation for my birthday but all I got was gold, myrrh, and frankincense from three stinky drifters who said a star sent them to bring me gifts. They told me they were "wise men" but apparently they weren't wise enough to figure out what a "Playstation" is. Fuck 'em. I'm telling Dad to send them a plague.

POV: You're an 11-year-old and you just discovered a very cool radio station that plays old '80s and '90s stuff.

Olive the Other Reindeer

"Started in the 70s but thrived through the 80s" is the theme I went with

oh shit i didn't even read the rules for this one uhh guess I'll be the Hash Slinging Slasher

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