Dill Clyntin

On the surface, 9/11 honors those who have died when the planes crashed into the Twin Towers. Down here, we honor people who fall asleep in long lines!

spongebob sucks

mama

I JUST KILLED A MAN

PUT MY GUN UP TO HIS HEAD

PULLED THE TRIGGER, NOW HE'S DEAD

MAMA

LIFE HAD

BUT NAH

MAMAAAAAAAAAA

OOOOOOH

I DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE YOU CRY

IF I'M NOT BACK AGAIN THIS TIME TOMORROW

swear to god this is the 2nd time i've been bloo on this site

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LINDSAY LOHAN

LINDSAY LOHAN

HA HA HA HA

LINDSAY LOHAN

LINDSAY LOHAN

SHE'S IN MAGAZINES
SHE'S IN MAGAZINES

SHE'S IN EVERY MAGAZINE THAT HAS EVER BEEN PUBLISHED

LINDSAY LOHAN

HA HA HA HA

LINDSAY LOHAN

SHE'S ON CDS

SHE'S ON CDS

SHE'S IN EVERY CD THAT HAS EVER BEEN RECORDED

LINDSAY LOHAN

sponges don't deserve rights

When I was 10, I hated the Simpsons, America's favourite dysfunctional family. Me and my brother and sisters watched it every day after school, and didn't get a bagful of laughs. I stopped watching it. I didn't find it as funny, creative or as original anymore. Well after seeing the Simpsons Movie, I decided to give the show another chance. And I am sad I did, because it is dumb, uninspired, unfunny AND unoriginal. It is true that the show has always declined in written quality and the more recent seasons are still unwatchable, no thanks to the animation and the unendearing characters.

The show's animation is cruddy. In animated shows, I like animation that is colourful and fluid, and the animation in this show is not that. The theme tune is not catchy and the story lines are outstandingly bad. Other than the voice acting what made the show so bad was its writing. Obnoxious or childish, not smart and most importantly unfunny. And the visual jokes aren't impressive.

And the voice acting is unexceptional bringing the dysfunctional family to death. Homer is a type of father figure who repeatedly beats his family, has a love for doughnuts and beer and pretty much hates his job. Dan Castallenetta, a talented voice actor whom I fondly remember as Megavolt from Darkwing Duck, does a bad job not only as Homer but as Grandpa and Krusty, loud and abrasive. Julie Kavner is also bad as Marge, an uncaring matriarch who genuinely hates her family. Nancy Cartwright is absolutely horrible as Bart, who is too naughty and hates school, same with Yeardley Smith as Hillary-shill Lisa. Plus Maggie is absolutely hideous.

Then there are the supporting characters. My least favourite is Grandpa, he is absolutely unfunny. Hank Azaria is unamusing as Moe and Chief Wiggum, and Harry Shearer is annoying as Ned and is also bad with his monotonic drawls for Principal Skinner and Reverend Lovejoy. There are wasted guest appearances from various celebrities, and frequent appearances from Phil Hartmann and Tress MacNeille. My least favourite is Kelsey Grammar as Sideshow Bob, a reprising villain I don't enjoy watching, sinister not funny. All in all, The Simpsons is still not a great show. 0.5/10

the super bowl halftime show with dre and others was exactly as awesome as I thought it was gonna be

My name is Tucker Carlson and I am proud to announce that I am a gay fish

shiiit on your mother's medical heart

i'm gonna be king

Krabbykoin - Mr. Krabs visits the world of NFTs and sells a new kind of currency to the Krusty Krab

tell spongebob to suck it because I finally got my driver's license

It's MOOPS.

STOP POSTING ABOUT SPONGEBOB! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES! I was in a server, right? and ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just spongebob stuff. I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, when the underwear is sponge HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING" I fucking looked at a trashcan and said "THAT'S A BIT SPONGEY" I looked at my penis I think of SpongeBob's hat and I go "PENIS? MORE LIKE PENSPONGE" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG

happy wip and nay nay day

he wakes up in the morninerrrrr

TOP. TEN. REASONS. WHY. FRANKY MERCURY. SUCKS.

nice

These are the main characters in SpongeBob. And I finally killed them.

I'm a white redneck and I can personally say that Trump did nothing for me, my life only changed a little bit and it was for the worse. Everything is so much better under Biden though. I feel respected - which I never do when republicans are involved.

My favorite Beatles song:

have my babies

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