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Slippin' Freddy

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  1. swear to god this is the 2nd time i've been bloo on this site

  2. lindsay lohan lindsay lohan lindsay lohan lindsay lohan lindsay lohan lindsay lohan lindsay lohan lindsay lohan lindsay lohan lindsay lohan lindsay lohan lindsay lohan lindsay lohan lindsay lohan lindsay lohan lindsay lohan lindsay lohan lindsay lohan lindsay lohan lindsay lohan lindsay lohan lindsay lohan lindsay lohan lindsay lohan lindsay lohan lindsay lohan lindsay lohan lindsay lohan lindsay lohan lindsay lohan lindsay lohan lindsay lohan lindsay lohan lindsay lohan lindsay lohan lindsay lohan lindsay lohan lindsay lohan lindsay lohan lindsay lohan lindsay lohan lindsay lohan lindsay lohan lindsay lohan lindsay lohan 

    LINDSAY LOHAN

    LINDSAY LOHAN

    HA HA HA HA

    LINDSAY LOHAN

    LINDSAY LOHAN

    SHE'S IN MAGAZINES
    SHE'S IN MAGAZINES

    SHE'S IN EVERY MAGAZINE THAT HAS EVER BEEN PUBLISHED

    LINDSAY LOHAN

    HA HA HA HA

    LINDSAY LOHAN

    SHE'S ON CDS

    SHE'S ON CDS

    SHE'S IN EVERY CD THAT HAS EVER BEEN RECORDED

    LINDSAY LOHAN

  3. sponges don't deserve rights

  4. When I was 10, I hated the Simpsons, America's favourite dysfunctional family. Me and my brother and sisters watched it every day after school, and didn't get a bagful of laughs. I stopped watching it. I didn't find it as funny, creative or as original anymore. Well after seeing the Simpsons Movie, I decided to give the show another chance. And I am sad I did, because it is dumb, uninspired, unfunny AND unoriginal. It is true that the show has always declined in written quality and the more recent seasons are still unwatchable, no thanks to the animation and the unendearing characters.

    The show's animation is cruddy. In animated shows, I like animation that is colourful and fluid, and the animation in this show is not that. The theme tune is not catchy and the story lines are outstandingly bad. Other than the voice acting what made the show so bad was its writing. Obnoxious or childish, not smart and most importantly unfunny. And the visual jokes aren't impressive.

    And the voice acting is unexceptional bringing the dysfunctional family to death. Homer is a type of father figure who repeatedly beats his family, has a love for doughnuts and beer and pretty much hates his job. Dan Castallenetta, a talented voice actor whom I fondly remember as Megavolt from Darkwing Duck, does a bad job not only as Homer but as Grandpa and Krusty, loud and abrasive. Julie Kavner is also bad as Marge, an uncaring matriarch who genuinely hates her family. Nancy Cartwright is absolutely horrible as Bart, who is too naughty and hates school, same with Yeardley Smith as Hillary-shill Lisa. Plus Maggie is absolutely hideous.

    Then there are the supporting characters. My least favourite is Grandpa, he is absolutely unfunny. Hank Azaria is unamusing as Moe and Chief Wiggum, and Harry Shearer is annoying as Ned and is also bad with his monotonic drawls for Principal Skinner and Reverend Lovejoy. There are wasted guest appearances from various celebrities, and frequent appearances from Phil Hartmann and Tress MacNeille. My least favourite is Kelsey Grammar as Sideshow Bob, a reprising villain I don't enjoy watching, sinister not funny. All in all, The Simpsons is still not a great show. 0.5/10

  5. the super bowl halftime show with dre and others was exactly as awesome as I thought it was gonna be

  6. My name is Tucker Carlson and I am proud to announce that I am a gay fish

  7. shiiit on your mother's medical heart

    1. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      Squidward smokes dope.

  8. Krabbykoin - Mr. Krabs visits the world of NFTs and sells a new kind of currency to the Krusty Krab

  9. tell spongebob to suck it because I finally got my driver's license

  10. STOP POSTING ABOUT SPONGEBOB! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES! I was in a server, right? and ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just spongebob stuff. I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, when the underwear is sponge HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING" I fucking looked at a trashcan and said "THAT'S A BIT SPONGEY" I looked at my penis I think of SpongeBob's hat and I go "PENIS? MORE LIKE PENSPONGE" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG

  11. happy wip and nay nay day

  12. he wakes up in the morninerrrrr

  13. TOP. TEN. REASONS. WHY. FRANKY MERCURY. SUCKS.

  14. These are the main characters in SpongeBob. And I finally killed them.

    1. Rap Critic

      Rap Critic

      if i had a raisin for every time i heard that

  15. I'm a white redneck and I can personally say that Trump did nothing for me, my life only changed a little bit and it was for the worse. Everything is so much better under Biden though. I feel respected - which I never do when republicans are involved.

    1. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      biden is cool and all but imagine flo rida as president

    2. Rap Critic

      Rap Critic

      "I'm a white redneck" - Flo Rida

  16. My favorite Beatles song:

     

  17. Any rapper who makes a rap song and ends one of their rhymes with "the magical shoes" isn't really a rapper

    1. Rebel the Wolfgirl

      Rebel the Wolfgirl

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      ends one of their rhymes with "the magical shoes" 

      who even rhymes like that

      like, i know nothing about rap, but i'm pretty sure you have to construct it like poetry almost: you need to select rhymes that keep a good flow.

    2. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      mc hammer? more like mc....the magical shoes

    3. Rebel the Wolfgirl

      Rebel the Wolfgirl

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      .the magical shoes

      HE WAS GIVEN MAGICAL SHOES

      FROM A HIP HOP MOTOWN DUDE

  18. Seeing articles remembering "Over the Garden Wall" trend over the internet makes me very happy, and also makes me miss 2014 a whole lot.

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