Slippin' Freddy

I was supposed to get a new Playstation for my birthday but all I got was gold, myrrh, and frankincense from three stinky drifters who said a star sent them to bring me gifts. They told me they were "wise men" but apparently they weren't wise enough to figure out what a "Playstation" is. Fuck 'em. I'm telling Dad to send them a plague.

POV: You're an 11-year-old and you just discovered a very cool radio station that plays old '80s and '90s stuff.

Olive the Other Reindeer

"Started in the 70s but thrived through the 80s" is the theme I went with

oh shit i didn't even read the rules for this one uhh guess I'll be the Hash Slinging Slasher

https://spotify.link/6WPnT98yXDb

I try not to have SpongeBob bias when it comes to this poll but really: Even discounting SpongeBob, the early-to-mid 2000s were my favorite era. While I do like some of the shows the decade before like Hey Arnold or Rocko, I feel more connected to stuff like Jimmy Neutron, Fairly Oddparents, Avatar, and Danny Phantom. Hell, the 2000s gave us Nicktoons Network and during its best era in the mid-2000s, we got stuff like Kappa Mikey and The Secret Show so I'd be lying if I said I liked any other decade of Nick more than this one.

I know it is hinted in episodes of SpongeBob that the Dutchman is in love with women but if you listen closely to the episode "Shanghaied", you can hear him say this: Therefore, it is implied that the Dutchman is the true bisexual icon of the show.

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I award both JCM and Fa the Presidential Medal of Freedom for suffering with me

You know what, I probably deserve to be impeached for this post.