Alastor

Pat Morita

How this has not been a topic on SBC yet in all its 15 years (unless it has and I haven't looked any further) is a mystery to me but anyways You ever have the urge to go out to a bar, get really drunk, and stumble your way through random pop-punk songs like I have? I went to a bar back in June as a part of my "Holy Shit I'm 25" Tour and had an absolute blast singing "My Own Worst Enemy" and "Stuck in the Middle with You". Looking forward to doing it again but with a friend. Anyone else on here do this for fun too?

Oh wait the Foreigner Belt isn't an instrument, I'll choose the guitar then

Larry the Barfly Lobster

I'm gonna be The Simpsons because I am very old and no one has put me down yet

In the White House

We're going back to a time when songs like Girls Like You and We Didn't Start the Fire (by Fall Out Boy) didn't exist. That's right, my theme is: And if the playlist doesn't show up right: Maroon 5: This Love, Harder to Breathe, Makes Me Wonder Coldplay: The Scientist, Speed of Sound, Viva La Vida Fall Out Boy: Sugar We're Going Down, Thnks fr th Mmrs, Dance Dance

As the President, I always strive to be the very best like no one ever was so for my SWYAD character, I am going to choose Ash Ketchup--er, I mean, Ketchum.

I was supposed to get a new Playstation for my birthday but all I got was gold, myrrh, and frankincense from three stinky drifters who said a star sent them to bring me gifts. They told me they were "wise men" but apparently they weren't wise enough to figure out what a "Playstation" is. Fuck 'em. I'm telling Dad to send them a plague.

POV: You're an 11-year-old and you just discovered a very cool radio station that plays old '80s and '90s stuff.

Olive the Other Reindeer