As the President, I always strive to be the very best like no one ever was so for my SWYAD character, I am going to choose Ash Ketchup--er, I mean, Ketchum.
I was supposed to get a new Playstation for my birthday but all I got was gold, myrrh, and frankincense from three stinky drifters who said a star sent them to bring me gifts. They told me they were "wise men" but apparently they weren't wise enough to figure out what a "Playstation" is. Fuck 'em. I'm telling Dad to send them a plague.