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Little Pimp

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  1. This is legit one of those deaths that has actively made me upset. I felt impatient when I heard the news from a customer during work, felt sad when I read that it actually happened, got too choked up to watch the rest of Jeopardy last night, and lost two nights of sleep just thinking about it. Alex Trebek was such an iconic voice in this world even outside of Jeopardy. The fact that the world sucks now may be sad but the fact that it's now a world without Alex Trebek is even sadder. Rest in peace, Alex. Thank you for giving us 36 years of entertainment.
  2. Not really a big baseball fan, I find it kinda boring, but the New York Mets for giving us this godly song:
  3. I actually did make a review for this movie on Letterboxd after I watched it. Now keep in mind, I did have a lot to say about this movie:
  4. Any rapper who makes a rap song and ends one of their rhymes with "the magical shoes" isn't really a rapper

    1. Renegade the Unicorn

      Renegade the Unicorn

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      ends one of their rhymes with "the magical shoes" 

      who even rhymes like that

      like, i know nothing about rap, but i'm pretty sure you have to construct it like poetry almost: you need to select rhymes that keep a good flow.

    2. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      mc hammer? more like mc....the magical shoes

    3. Renegade the Unicorn

      Renegade the Unicorn

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      .the magical shoes

      HE WAS GIVEN MAGICAL SHOES

      FROM A HIP HOP MOTOWN DUDE

  5. There's a Luigi's Mansion joke I could probably put here but I don't know what it is.
  6. Seeing articles remembering "Over the Garden Wall" trend over the internet makes me very happy, and also makes me miss 2014 a whole lot.

  7. Who you gonna call? AUTOWAY!
  8. "Learn to Fly" - Foo Fighters
  9. "Champagne Supernova" - Oasis
  10. I call "Freaky Fred-Day" for my spooky scary Octerror name.
  11. If I'm lucky, Mr. Testicles will rub his talent on my cock.

  12. It is what it is.

  13. https://abcnews.go.com/US/president-trump-lady-test-positive-covid-19/story?id=73380448 What a strange turn of events this month is taking already. Almost 1 month before the election (my first election too) and we might have our first president to die in office since John Fucking Kennedy in 1963. Trump is 74 years old, conveniently the same age Herman Cain was when he contracted COVID and died from it one month after his diagnosis, so he's most likely not exempt from facing the same fate he did. On the other hand, he probably has a lot of health professionals who'll come to both his and Melania's aid so his chances of surviving are not out of the question either. If he does recover from the symptoms, I really hope this moment gives him a Wonderful Life-like revelation and actually encourage safe distancing, now that he finally knows what it's like to be as mortal as everyone else. But most likely, he'll brag on Twitter about how he defeated the little Chinese man that lived inside his body.
  14. Feeling disappointed in myself. Got an evaluation at work that went well, but I got points docked because the person running it thought I wasn't smiling or providing any carryout service, even thought I was doing both things and no one at all can tell under a fucking mask. Grocery stores, man... Beyond that though, life has been boring so far. I'm single, don't have a car, can't get my license 6 months after my last seizure, and I'm living in a conservative household. Life sucks, dammit.
  15. caillou by lil boom the best rap song of the 2010s, try and change my mind

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