Dill Clyntin

i found a raisin for me

Try the churros.

I'm the number five!

They say you learn new things every day. Well, today I just learned that Tom Kenny and Jill Talley both starred in the music video for "Tonight, Tonight" by The Smashing Pumpkins.

this is larry the cucumber saying that this new sponge 13 update is pretty forkin' awesome

Kneel before the Lord, punk.

Clone High feels like the kind of show that's meant to have a "No Context" Twitter account

remember when will.i.am made a song about dexter's laboratory and it didn't sound like boring obnoxious club shit like scream & shout

i'm only asking because it's been in my head all day

Hot Chelle Rae is actually a fitting choice for a band to play the Hall of Game Awards since they're just as forgettable as those award shows were

Just a reminder: Tommy Wiseau may be bad at acting but at least he tried. Meanwhile, the Twilight actor they got to play Sokka in The Last Airbender doesn't sound like he's trying at all.

the doggone girl is mine

yo i may not be watching the halftime show but misery is starting to become one of my favorite songs at the moment thanks to publix

I wanna be inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame for my sexy guitar riffs.

Breaking news: Slash died due to amazement and envy of my glorious guitar skills.

If you didn't know, my username and avatar come from the TBS (formerly FOX) cartoon, American Dad, an American adult animated sitcom created by Seth MacFarlane, Mike Barker and Matt Weitzman for the Fox Broadcasting Company. American Dad! is the first television series to have its inception on Animation Domination. The series premiered on February 6, 2005, following Super Bowl XXXIX, three months before the rest of the first season aired as part of the Animation Domination block, commencing on May 1, 2005.

The Holiday Rapist appears in "The Best Christmas Story Never", dressed as an elf taking pictures of the kids with Santa. Later, a group of concerned citizens come to warn the Smiths but angers Stan, who insists on calling him The Christmas Rapist due to the fact he only attacks on Christmas, as well as Stan's growing annoyance of people using the term "Holiday" instead of "Christmas" so not to offend other religions.

In "Spring Break-Up", the Holiday/Christmas rapist is the jester who gives Roger the King of Spring-break Crown.

please save me, kirk cameron

I, the amazing Plankton, can

YER NAWT DAYRE

TO SHARE IN MY SUCCESS AND MISTAKES

If you were a car instead of a boy, you'd have headlights instead of eyes and tires instead of feet

Apparently, the same guy who played that funky music in the '70s lived in my hometown at some point.

https://www.tampabay.com/news/humaninterest/wild-cherrys-rob-parissi-evolves-from-funky-music-to-smooth-jazz/2117555

spongebob community is my city

GUYS, PHILLIPS/DUGAN CONFIRMED FOR 2020 ELECTION

I, the Amazing Plankton, can--
I, the Amazing Plankton, can--
I, the Amazing Plankton, can--
I, the Amazing Plankton, can--
(sped up) I, the Amazing Plankton, can--
(slowed down) I, the Amazing Plankton, can--
can, can, can, can, can, can, can, can
Prestigitatious--
Prestigitatious--
Prestigitatious--
Prestigitatious--
Prestigitatious--
Prestigitatious--
SHI-YA-KAZING! (Dinner)
(explodes)
Ouch. 

day bow bow

As much as I am optimistic, I'm not sure how I feel about Mindy being part of The Gang this season.

But I can tell that whatever this scene is is gonna make up for it.