George Lopez

The year 1999 has arrived. A herd of fuckin' ugly plankton. are rushing from the mainland. Crime rate skyrockeded! Bikini Bottom is ruined! Therefore, the Bikini Bottom government called Eugene Krabs' relative "Larry" for the massacre of the plankton. Larry is a killing machine. Wipe out all 1.2 billion of the minuscule plankton!

However, in mainland Bikini Atoll, there was a project in progress! A project to transform the deceased Shellden J. Plynkton into an ultimate weapon!

I'm going to say what nobody else is willing to say: America has a fucking fentanyl problem.

Any of the rest of you feel so grateful that you thank SpongeBob is gay?

No one knows what it's like to be Batman

To be Superman

Behind blue eyes

I'm rockin' the suburbs, just like Squilliam Fancyson did

1/6 Never Forget

This July, let He who is without sin kick the first ass.

will the real slim shady please stand up

I wanna get back at that cornfluffer who keeps hacking into my Twitter to make statements saying America stands with Israel.

RIP Donald Trump

(1776-2024)

Return the slab, Jack

we're gonna call you donald duck

Do you thank SpongeBob is gay

Let's see you take a crack at it, Jack

I'm calling for a malarkey-free SBC.

OHHHHHHHH

WE'RE HALFWAY THERE

OHHHHH OHHHHH

SQUIDWARD SITS IN CHAIRS

Wikipedia is a terrible source for information.

I mean, what the fuck is a muscle?

A FRICKIN ROOSTER MASK

Now it's time to pop this video game in and play the game

fat dora

Fuck David Zaslav, all my homies hate him

On the surface, 9/11 honors those who have died when the planes crashed into the Twin Towers. Down here, we honor people who fall asleep in long lines!

spongebob sucks