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I try not to have SpongeBob bias when it comes to this poll but really: Even discounting SpongeBob, the early-to-mid 2000s were my favorite era. While I do like some of the shows the decade before like Hey Arnold or Rocko, I feel more connected to stuff like Jimmy Neutron, Fairly Oddparents, Avatar, and Danny Phantom. Hell, the 2000s gave us Nicktoons Network and during its best era in the mid-2000s, we got stuff like Kappa Mikey and The Secret Show so I'd be lying if I said I liked any other decade of Nick more than this one.

I know it is hinted in episodes of SpongeBob that the Dutchman is in love with women but if you listen closely to the episode "Shanghaied", you can hear him say this: Therefore, it is implied that the Dutchman is the true bisexual icon of the show.

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I award both JCM and Fa the Presidential Medal of Freedom for suffering with me

You know what, I probably deserve to be impeached for this post.

Naturally, I'll be the one to add the Smash Mouth songs:

"Amusement parks" were the closest on the poll to "water parks" so I chose that

Honestly, with how much SpongeBob-related shows clog up the schedule, it's still not as bad as Nick@Nite rerunning the same three shows every night.

I'm picking Gravity Falls since Star Vs. was not a choice

Face it. SBC is ruined.