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  1. When you tell kids you're going to physically harm them, and actually do physically harm em but you stay in site power Image result for peter griffin

  2. Okay, it's Childish Gambino, homegirl drop it like the NASDAQ
    Move white girls like there's coke up my asscrack
    Move black girls cause, man, fuck it, I'll do either
    I love pussy, I love bitches, dude, I should be runnin' PETA
    In Adidas, with some short shorts, B-O-O all over me
    My green is where it's supposed to be, your green is in my grocery
    This Asian dude, I stole his girl, and now he got that Kogi beef
    My dick is like an accent mark, it's all about the over Es
    Hot like a parked car
    I sound weird like nigga with hard R
    Fly like the logo on my cousin's four forty
    Eatin' Oreos like these white girls that blow me
    Vodka for my ladies, whiskey for a grown man
    Hangin' in the islands, lookin' for Earl like toe jam
    I made the beat retarded, so I'm callin' it a slow jam
    Butcher and I know it, man, kill beef, go ham
    These rappers are afraid of him
    Cause I'm a beast, bitch, Gir, Invader Zim
    Gambino is a call girl, fuck you, pay me
    Brand new whip for these niggas like slavery
    They told me I was awful man, that shit did not phase me
    Tell me how I suck again, my memory is hazy
    "You're my favorite rapper, now" Yeah, dude, I better be
    Or you can fuckin' kiss my ass, Human Centipede
    You wanna see my girl? I ain't that dumb
    You wanna see my girl? Check Maxim
    "Man, why does every black actor gotta rap some?"
    I don't know, all I know is I'm the best one

    It's a bonfire, turn the lights out
    I'm burnin' everything you muthafuckas talk about
    It's a bonfire, turn the lights out
    I'm burnin' everything you muthafuckas talk about

    You know these rapper dudes talk shit, start killin'
    Fuck that, got goons like an arch-villain
    I'm from the South, ain't got no accent, don't know why
    So this rap is child's play, I do my name like Princess Di
    Yeah, they say they want the realness, rap about my real life
    Told me I should just quit "first of all, you talk white!
    Second off, you talk like you haven't given up yet"
    Rap's stepfather, yeah, you hate me but you will respect
    I put in work, ask Ludwig
    Put my soul on the track like shoes did
    Played this for my cousin, now he can't even think straight
    Black and white music? Now, nigga, that's a mixtape
    Shout out to my blerds, they represent the realness
    Shout out to Gambino, girls, my dick is in the building
    I know you hate me cause your little cousin play me
    I like black girls who nerdy, but when they dance they be sayin' "owww"
    Sorry for who followed me
    Chillin' with a Filipino, at your local Jollibee
    Yeah, I'm in her ass like sodomy
    So if you see my hand under the table, don't bother me
    I don't talk soft, that's that other guy
    I'm screamin' "What the fuck is up?" like I ain't seen the sky
    And shit I'm doin' this year, Insanity
    Made the beat then murdered it, Casey Anthony
    These rappers don't know what to do
    Cause all I did was act me like a Loony Tune
    I'll give you all of me until there's nothing left
    I swear this summer will be summer camp, bitch

  3. BROWN BRICKS

    1. SI-LLY

      SI-LLY

      I LIKE BUILDING BROWN BRICKS

  4. z

    1. Cha

      Cha

       

      "Viewing Profile: Kiyozu♡"

      stalking!!!!

    2. Mr. Saturn

      Mr. Saturn

      sorry ur hot

  5. trademark

    1. Cha

      Cha

      a dank succ™ had the most liked content!

    2. Mr. Saturn
    3. WhoBibbles

      WhoBibbles

      August 8, 2016

  6. change your name before i reprot you for bullying and hacking!

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    2. crushingmayhem

      crushingmayhem

      I won't lol, just don't pretend to be other people.

    3. WhoBibbles
    4. Skeeter

      Skeeter

      whobob is pretending to be whobob, someone do something

  7. i like you better now 

    1. Skeeter

      Skeeter

      gee thanks, may i just add you're looking quite sexy today hal

    2. Sweat

      Sweat

      I hate both of you

  8. how many layers of irony are you on right now

  9. this is the best decision i've ever made

  10. 12 OF MY ADVENTURES AND A BONUS SPECIAL FEATURE

    1. Kaiju

      Kaiju

      MINE

      SIMME GREDDIT

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    #spengbab2k16

  12. Yo, I'm gonna try to be active here.

    1. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      You should have that avatar and member title on SBM

    2. MMM

      MMM

      yey :D

       

      just don't bring all the character memes with ya :P

    3. illiniguy34

      illiniguy34

      Sounds good, b0ss.

  13. lolk

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    2. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      And to start Meaty, join me in my ask topic. :sbgrin:

    3. shin

      shin

      AYE FAM D/L MY NEW MIXTAPE IT'S

    4. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      '02 volvo s60 2.4T AWD

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