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Status Updates posted by President Squidward

  1. I know I just met him last night, but I’m not really liking this squid guy, Jacob...

  2. Today it’s been 14 years since the death of the wonderful voice behind Jacob from Wunschpunsch, Harry Hill (not the British one). :(

  3. Squander Over Yonder is coming back

  4. I love you for reminding me of a true god

  5. Kumbaya

    1. RD Rockruff

      RD Rockruff

      Kumbaya! What could that octopus be doing out of the water? I've got to get him somewhere where he won't dry up! It never hurts to help!

  6. I’ve got three hundred hot screamin kids waitin to see... LEO THE LIZARD

  7. Hey guys, ah you know it’s funny these people they go to sleep... they think everything’s fine, everything’s good...

    ...they wake up the next day and they’re on fire.

    1. kev

      kev

      your favorite episode being CYS a Dime is Taste

  8. Highly recommend everyone to check out Steve Cobby’s latest record, Sweet Jesus. He recently added it to Spotify finally! Lots of guitars and many more cool instrumentation which has an overall different feel compared to his usual downtempo electronica! Can’t believe the Fila Brazillia legend can still crank up good shit to this day 

  9. Dancers by Plaid is something else holy fuck. The sound design in this is so fuckin pretty. I love how it progresses and the amazing climax coming together in the middle of it.

  10. hoping you guys like my new meme

    1. SpongeCob

      SpongeCob

      Mambo No. 5 Bob the Builder

    2. SpongeCob

      SpongeCob

      Mambo No. 5 Bob the FUCKING BUILDER

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    1. SpongeCob

      SpongeCob

      this is a christian forum, i must kindly ask that you do not post any cursed images

  12. After 10 days of waiting, my 16 issues of the UK Mag have arrived!!!

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    1. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      those look dope, kudos bro

    2. That Excited SpongeKid

      That Excited SpongeKid

      i am going to steal those

  13. I don’t even know how to play a harmonica... 

    ...but I want one.

    1. That Excited SpongeKid

      That Excited SpongeKid

      when i was in high school, i was going down the stairs, and someone was playing the harmonica while going up

    2. Drowning Walter White

      Drowning Walter White

      One time at school I pulled a harmonica out of my backpack and started playing it, and one of my friends just so happened to bring theirs as well and we got into an epic battle

  14. Listen to Polymer you fools 

  15. .v nwd nio o. hahahhahaahHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAH

  16. I’ve noticed a lot of the shows most hated episodes are Squidward going through pain, annoyance and misery. Kind of makes you think he deserves to be written for other things and shouldn’t get happiness due to him being the “straightman” or “butt monkey” of the show huh 

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    2. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      there's actually been some Jellyfishing hate as of late

    3. NegiSpongie

      NegiSpongie

      Really? I've never heard a single person say they hate Jellyfishing. I've always heard it called "a classic".

    4. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      It ended up on the worst list one year. I don't think it's as well remembered as it used to be. Certainly not up there with the all-time classics anymore.

  17. Friendly reminder that I did focus on Sportz in my commentary. It all interlinks

    plus, what else did I need to talk about the episode? It doesn’t have a plot at all. It’s basicoaly “Squidward torment Spongebob and Patrick for a dumb reason with fake sports and gets karma for what the out of character action he did”.

  18. sharky is the inventor of mypillow

  19. GET ABOVE YOURSELF LOOK DOWN UPON YOURSELF UNTIL YOU'RE INSIDE O' YOURSELF LOOK TO THE FRONT OR THE BACK O' YOURSELF TO THE BACK OR FRONT OF YOURSELF IT'S INSIDE YOURSELF AND THEN YOU SEE YOUR OWN HEAD AND KNOW YOURSELF IS YOURSELF 'CAUSE WHEN YOU FIND YOURSELF YOU'RE GONNA FIND THAT YOURSELF IS ONLY YOURSELF AND THE SELF THAT CAN ONLY BE YOURSELF SO WHEN YOU'RE INFRONT OF THE BACK OF YOURSELF YOU'RE GONNA FIND THAT YOUR MIND IS IN THE CENTRE OF YOURSELF AND GOD IS NOTHING BUT YOURSELF AND WHEN YOU REACH FOR YOURSELF YOU'LL KNOW THAT YOURSELF IS THE ONLY THING THAT CAN HAPPEN TO YOURSELF SO THAT NOTHING CAN PUT YOU DOWN

  20. Plaid’s Polymer listening party on discord or cy on the 7th? Would make my day. 

  21. BACK OFF ME SWAG

    1. SpongeCob

      SpongeCob

      ARR, AKKO. YE BE OKAY?

    2. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      WOAH THAT WAS WICKED SHINY

  22. I spent the past hour listening to a Minecraft soundtrack. And liked it.

  23. HEY LAPIS WANNA GO TO THE BEEEEEACH??

    1. SpongeCob

      SpongeCob

      fuck you steven you show is shit, peridot told me she doesnt like you

  24. Have I been annoying lately you guys? Please be honest.

  25. it is the first anniversary of my Squidward/Wunschpunsch crossover my dudes 

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