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  1. President Squidward

    Found a gif that's even better for my sig.

    1. Dougie Williams

      Dougie Williams

      No way its better than the one you have now.

  2. President Squidward

    Anybody remember Heroscape?

    1. SpongeOddFan

      SpongeOddFan

      yes

    2. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      I remember runescape

    3. Elastic Dawg

      Elastic Dawg

      silab client tho

  3. President Squidward

    Holy crap when did SOF become a cashier?

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    2. crushingmayhem

      crushingmayhem

      He bought the Mod for a day item.

    3. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      ohhhhhhhh

    4. SpongeOddFan

      SpongeOddFan

      yeah, i was bored so why not :P

  4. President Squidward

    GET SHREKED

    1. William Leonard

      William Leonard

      check yourself before you shrek yourself

    2. ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1

      ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1

      Shrek is love Shrek is life

    3. Fat Lenny

      Fat Lenny

      what are you doing in my swamp

  5. President Squidward

    This is your brain. And this is heroin. And this is your brain after snorting heroin. *smashes egg with frying pan*

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    2. MMM

      MMM

      THIS IS WHAT YOUR FRIENDS GO THROUGH

    3. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      AND YOUR MONEY, AND YOUR JOB, YOUR SELF-RESPECT AND YOUR FUTURE!

      ...Any questions?

    4. So Sejima

      So Sejima

      AGH WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME I ALREADY KILLED 5 PEOPLE FOR SOME CAN YOU HIDE ME FROM THE POLICE PLEASE?

  6. President Squidward

    ...LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER MICKEY D'S RUN! *crowd cheers*

    1. William Leonard

      William Leonard

      the mickey d's athletics challenge: run two miles to mcdonalds as an extremely fit runner, eat at mcdonalds, then shuffle to the nearest taxi as a 400 lb slob, and be driven to the finish line

  7. President Squidward

    That moment when you purchase a capture card on Amazon and they said you don't have enough money on your credit card when you have more than enough. *facepalm*

    1. Doctor Sex

      Doctor Sex

      That moment when you get an itunes gift card and everyones used it up by the time you wanna get something

  8. President Squidward

    Squidward for best deadpan snarker

  9. President Squidward

    PORKCHOP SANWICHES

    1. Cha

      Cha

      Sledgehammer & Porkchop

  10. President Squidward

    My new avatar makes me wonder what I'm doing with my life.

    1. PatBack

      PatBack

      You're not the only one.

    2. OWM

      OWM

      I think the glasses+cigarette combo makes him look very knowledgeable.

  11. President Squidward

    A couple weeks ago when I spent the night at my Cousins, they wanted me to watch a Michael Bay movie (forgot which one), I told them I don't like Michael Bay, and one of them said, "C'mon, everybody loves Michael Bay!" ...I laughed my arse off after he said that...

    1. MMM

      MMM

      Sigh.

    2. ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1

      ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1

      I think your cousins need to get out more.

  12. President Squidward

    Stupidity isn't a virus, but it sure is spreading like one.

    1. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      DUHHHHHHHH

    2. TJ

      TJ

      Da truth

  13. President Squidward

    Just forgot that today was my One-year anniversary on here. :P

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    2. ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1

      ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1

      Go Prez Go!

    3. Metal Snake

      Metal Snake

      Happy anniversary!

    4. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      Thank you, everyone :)

  14. President Squidward

    Burger King now has chocolate chip cookies. I need to try them.

  15. President Squidward

    Even I find my Industrial Park topics to be stupid, yet I post them anyway. :P

    1. So Sejima

      So Sejima

      they're supposed to be stupid, it's in the forum description silly. :P

  16. President Squidward

    I had some Chicken Fries yesterday, and they were heaven. <3

    1. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      Did they taste the same?

    2. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      Fuck yes <3

  17. President Squidward

    Sometimes I just DON'T want to copy someone else's status word-for-word and see if they notice. #BrokeTheChain

    1. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      PREZ!

    2. So Sejima

      So Sejima

      Finally.

    3. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      SAUCE!

  18. President Squidward

    I AM BACK.

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    2. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      Yeah, I spent the night at my Cousin's :P

    3. Doctor Sex

      Doctor Sex

      If it was for one night does that really count :P

    4. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      To me it does. :P

  19. President Squidward

    I'm going to spend the night at my Cousin's house today this afternoon. I won't be back online until Sunday afternoon.

  20. President Squidward

    I hate Megan from Drake and Josh. Whenever the two stepbrothers say what she did, the parents don't believe them and it bothers me a lot. -.-

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    2. Cha

      Cha

      If Megan was a goody two shoes the show would have been less interesting.

    3. WhoBibbles

      WhoBibbles

      I know she is supposed to be unlikeable but she always got scott-off free when she do something bad.

    4. Clappy

      Clappy

      As much as I wasn't fond of Megan, the show would have been a lot less interesting if she wasn't always getting away scott free.

  21. President Squidward

    Patrick looks amazing in my new avatar.

    1. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      Yaaaassss

    2. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      I may now like Patrick even more <3

  22. President Squidward

    don't let me get in my zone

    1. Young Nug

      Young Nug

      u ain't kanye

    2. Cha

      Cha

      u ain't kanyuggets

    3. Elastic Dawg

      Elastic Dawg

      DANNY BROWN

  23. President Squidward

    Woo, Kid's Choice Sports is on tonight, which means commercial time for me! :P

    1. SpongeOddFan

      SpongeOddFan

      what if no SB promos that'll waste your time :P

    2. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      I mean regular commercials too :P

  24. President Squidward

    Hi I died for a few days here

    1. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      President Squidward, The Unfriendly Ghost

    2. SpongeOddFan

      SpongeOddFan

      and Prez is the best

  25. President Squidward

    While I was putting in my Rugrats Movie tape, it was at the end of the tape and when it turned on, the Klasky Csupo logo popped up and I fucking jumped. 0_0

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    2. EVSPONGEFAN

      EVSPONGEFAN

      That logo.......

    3. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      The whole Rugrats Movie Tape in general feels creepy.

    4. Elastic Dawg

      Elastic Dawg

      That thing used to weird me out too

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