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  1. I'd just recommend listening to jazz rap, political hip hop, concious hip hop, abstract hip hop for stuff that's different lyrically and isn't as much as talking about sex and violence as much as mainstream trap rap might focus on, since it's more just vibes with the production and the personality behind the mic, vocals and stuff, or just to party to or whatever. I'm describing this horribly but I think you get my point. 😛 

    For me, I'm into any type of hip hop I've heard, I'm just very picky on production of most things. Rarely does vocals or lyrics bother me even if it's horrorcore stuff like early Eminem and Tyler the Creator.

  2. I'm bored and I know this is going to happen eventually, but what would you like to see happen with Squidward, as the other SpongeBob spinoffs seem to be the same ol' same ol' in tone, only thing different is the concepts. It's something that doesn't add anything worthy to the SpongeBob universe, or is entertaining to many. So, to shake it up for future spinoffs, which Squidward will eventually get one, what would you want to see the SpongeBob crew do with him?

    I just want something that does something cool and interesting with Squidward, makes him a happier and better character, or develops his character with his negative traits, idk I'm desperate for some good Squidward content since I love the character so much I get bored not being able to enjoy current SpongeBob much due to not liking a lot about it.

  3. Wanted to make a topic about the rest of the series since I'm hoping the Braves win it all. Atlanta breaking their current sports curse would be awesome and the Astros are the Astros so no fan of any other baseball team wants to see them win, even if they're not cheating anymore. 

    There might be rain delays today and tomorrow but hopefully the games can go on.

  4. You're given an oppurtunity from Nickelodeon to make a SpongeBob spinoff. What character would you use for it? What would the concept be with said characters? Would it be story based or would it be more of a comedic tone like the original show or other spinoffs? I'm interested to know what you would make for a spinoff. I'm sure they would be superior to Kamp Koral and the Patrick Star show. XD

    I honestly don't think I need to point out my (obvious, but impossible) dream spinoff idea, but for the new members who don't know about my silly hobbies, I'd try to pull off a Squidward crossover spinoff with Wunschpunsch. Would take a lot of difficult writing to make it work, how Squidward gets to that show's world, how he'd breathe, if the other SpongeBob characters would get involved at one point later in the series, if Bikini Bottom will be a setting too, etc. but the interactions between Squidward and the wizards, their pets (Maurizio and Jacob) and Maggot, among others would be quality af. My goal would be to continue the story potential of the original Wunschpunsch series as well as keeping the animation, artstyle, humor, and timeline of the show the same, but more refined (I'd still have it take place in the early 21st century, so some year in the early 00s). I'd also experiment with the show with some scenes or off shoot shorts with older film techniques. It'd be a very dedicated project since I love these characters so much, and such an abstract concept could work, but would take a lot of effort in everything so it doesn't feel lazy or awful.

    Besides that, I have no non-crossover spinoff ideas with Squidward or anyone else. I have creative vision but not creative execution or brainstorming at the moment. 

    Also @Dreaded Patrickand @That Excited SpongeKidI thinkna Creature from the Krusty Krab spinoff would be great, that game had such a creative concept and was fun even though I never finished it. 

  5. I am back with a short comic idea I had with the crossover that will never die! And after not drawing forever my drawing is even more rusty than before. My Squidward and Jacob suck.




    Maurizio: I love my heroic duties of reversing spells, but sometimes, there's nothing better than sitting down and relaxing.

    Squidward: Agreed, Maurizio. No noise, no working... just a good book and sunbathing.

    Jacob: Oh no... Squidward, PLEASE don't tell me you're just as lazy as Maurizio!

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  6. So as far as I know, there's 5 songs used for this film, and I was curious to know what are your thoughts on all 5. I gave them all a spin and here are all my thoughts with song links

    Tainy & J Balvin - Agua:


    This was the first song announced and released for the film, which got postponed a million times due to COVID overtaking the past year. I think reggaeton is a perfect genre for SpongeBob as it has a tropical vibe to it, but this track feels a bit uninspired. And I can't help due to Nick's treatment of SpongeBob with the spinoffs and all, that it has Nickelodeon's corporate hands on it and due to reggaeton being a very popular style of music in the states right now, they got together 2 of the most popular artists in the genre and didn't give them much freedom to make a tune. I wouldn't be surprised if it was Nick telling them to just sample the theme tune flute and build reggaeton production over it. It's not a BAD tune, but I just can't shake off the corporate feel. I also wish it was a different reggaeton artist, I was never big on J Balvin's hit songs compared to, say, Daddy Yankee. 

    Swae Lee, Tyga & Lil Mosey - Krabby Step 


    This was the second track that got released in preparation for the film that I also have similar thoughts to like I did Agua, it feels more corporate than out of genuine love and creativity from the artists featured. I fucking love Swae Lee too, Sunflower is a fun tune and Rae Sremmurd is a fun group, but I feel like this is not the final product he wanted, but I'm probably wrong and it's that bad thought of Nickelodeon getting a group of popular artists in popular genres right now to make songs for this soundtrack for marketability, then genuine styles that fit the tone with the show. I like trap, but this production is so damn lazy, it's literally a ripoff of that one Krusty Krab trap remix back in 2015!

    Also why the fuck is TYGA of all people doing in this song. Dude is irrelevant and is a scumbag and the same guy who made $timulated.

    Outside of that, all 3 of their perfomances are fine, Swae Lee's verse kinda goes but I just wish the overall tune was better, maybe if a different aspect of SpongeBob was used for production instead. I like this one a little better than Agua, but dammit corporate Nick.

    Weezer - It's Always Summer in Bikini Bottom



    I didn't even know Weezer did an original song until right now when I was able to mention the Take on Me cover from Teal Album, it's in the opening in the movie but I won't lie, I kinda skimmed through that movie and I need a full watch.

    Anyway, this can't be the full track as it's a movie rip, but from this it's pretty lame. It fits what Stephen's first movie soundtrack tracklist was so I will assume he liked Weezer. Meanwhile, this band is a meme to me and only have a few good songs.

    Snoop Dogg and Monsta X - How We Do


    I know this one was featured in that Snoop Dogg scene in the film, but this is the only track I really hate, and this one is also obviously Nickelodeon's corporate bidding cause KPOP is popular. At least Agua and Krabby Step felt more like SpongeBob, this one has no excuse, it's just a dumb scene and crap tune. Thank god it's only a minute long.

    The Flaming Lips - Snail I'm Avail

    This one is obvious nostalgiabait, but fuck it, this band fits well for SpongeBob and while this tune is short, it's a very pretty song. Kind of sounds like commercial core music, but it also makes me feel nostalgic for the first Flaming Lips tune, back in the amazing First Movie soundtrack. This doesn't have anything on Confront the Psychic Wall of Energy, but it's still my favorite off this soundtrack. 

    I'm not gonna review the original songs or the Gary Come Home instrumental rendition. I wonder if we will have more tunes coming in a soundtrack album. I appreciate at least this is more of an album, but Pharrell Williams did a much better job with N.E.R.D.


  7. I heard some rumors about that being an earlier version of the CGI but even if it is, the sneak peek was just awful. Concept aside, the execution is ugly, childish in a bad way, and also felt like a boring watch ironically. Maybe I'll watch some eps to fully judge it but so far this looks like a walking disaster. I hope one of these spinoffs actually hit but this one should've stayed as an afterthought.

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