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  1. The absolute state of alt rock


    1. President Squidward

      President Squidward


    2. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      Is your muffin buttered? Would you like me to assign someone to butter your muffin?


  3. Bl4ze trolls SBC, instantly Regrets it: Dhar Mann

  4. Sucks cable is dead and most people use streaming apps like my sister does since now I have no way to watch NFL games and idk how the apps work or if they cost anything. It's hard being an old school zoomer sometimes.

  5. Nothing against Calvin and Hobbes, its one of the greatest newspaper strips of all time, but I get miffed that its the only comic that does constantly reprint every collection it has. I badly want to buy the older Pearls Before Swine collections but they never get reprinted, now I have to use crappy Amazon when I don't really like supporting them. Not even Peanuts get reprinted anymore. The shelf space in the humor section at Barnes and Noble and Books a Million are filled with Calvin and Hobbes and Garfield. Where's Get Fuzzy? Where's Heathcliff?

    1. 4EverGreen


      Bill Watterson, 1986-1995: "I'm not INTO merchandising my characters just to make a quick buck!"

      Bill Watterson, Now: "Reprinting your newspaper comic collections for a quick buck is okay, as long as it's only ME doing it!"

      Oh, how the mighty have fallen. Enough said, true believers!

  6. Wait... people actually LIKE Elon Musk?


  7. Red Sox and Braves world series please. Though Giants would be cool too. Just no Astros or Dodgers

  8. I miss using Discord. Hopefully I can fully return soon. I miss when my Tourettes was the severe issue of mine in 2015 lmao

    1. kev


      i hope you're feeling better :hearthand:

    2. Cha


      missing you tons man?

    3. kev


      me too 


    1. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      Old deals, plus a whole host of tape recorders. What's a tape recorder?

  10. feeling depressed about the fact I'm insecure about myself and OCD consuming me to the point of routine so i sit around doing nothing? how do i fix outside of saying "I have a problem"? ? shits so overwhelming hah

    1. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      also i deleted the sb ren and stimpy joke status earlier since I realized I've bitched about that so many times 

  11. i miss talking to you all. and i know things have simmered down, but i'm sorry for my behaviors I've shown on and off throughout the years. I really hate how I handled things at first with passive agressiveness, and trying to justify shit that is absolutely inexcusable. Slurs are absolutely above me, and I went way too far repeating slurs for laughs when it isn't funny. It's fucking racist, and that's something I don't want to ever be. And I'm fucking down I've hurt many friends of mine, and I understand everyone knowing I can be better than this, I will admit I got mad at Halibut for the first two months or so since I was still acting like an asshole and made things worse back in July until I finally shut the fuck up and took some time to think, but I regret it all and wish I was able to realize a lot of flaws during the riots (like jesus christ i hate how i sounded very ignorant during the start of the george floyd protests, where i was scared of shit going down in my city when i have no reason to, racial equality is a thing i support, and police brutality is something that needs to be stopped).

    I know I've also looked manipulative (especially with my own crossover interests, constantly asking friends for art, and yes I appreciated of course, but it's my own ideas that I should really stop being insecure of doing myself in fears of sucking at it. I need to learn to draw and not bother others about my own hobbies), and I hate how I've always said and among some other things, but I just want to say, THANK YOU ALL FOR MAKING ME REALIZE I GOT STUFF TO WORK ON!

    I have awareness of my wrongdoings, which is good, but I hate how I have trouble doing shit about it, and I still feel stuck on what to do to improve my own self, since I want to respect and have friends who I haven't given in return many times due to my own insecurities. 

    I suck at wording my thoughts but I wanted to get this off my chest since I made myself more alone then ever and it's been affecting my online life OCD-wise where I can't keep my tweets/discord posts most of the time becuse some intrusive thought feels like it stays there until i delete it, so annoying, but that's for my therapist. 

    I would love to return to discord, but I'm anxious I'm not ready yet due to ocd. ? I hope everyone's doing okay still, and I'd love to talk because I have a lot of guilt of a lot of things and I think I just want to put it behind me and try to help myself become a better person. 

    1. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      fuck i forgot to mention I really feel like I made members like Katniss and Katie very uncomfortable and mad and I love them, but i made like half the people i know rightfully upset 

  12. I'mma drop the album same day as kanye

  13. Hi, I am working for a kitchen images blog for my client. The client is asking to redesign product images and add a transparent look to each product. Which is the best version to edit images in a transparent way?

    best electric smoker?

  14. god i hate how toxic the cartoon fandoms are on twitter. nothing but scumbags or assholes fighting each other about how "these old cartoons are way better than calarts" when we should literally just be accepting of cartoon tastes and just make whatever creators want to make. It makes me want to create a rant video but it'll look cringe since I'm not good at doing commentaries.

    Animation is an artform. It evolves, you can make stuff inspried by the golden age, go for it. Don't force everyone else to do it or act better than everyone else with it though. I know not every fan is like that, but seeing back and forth from people around that John K respcter troll (are they a troll, i don't even know, it feels so legitimate not to be a troll due to how far it's gone, but I've heard it is, still very toxic) and their supporters and people who are into modern day animation. Animation is allowed to evolve into other styles outside of where it started. That's what art is supposed to do, evolve into different styles. It doesn't mean you can't keep doing older styles of an artform, you know.

    It just really annoys me and it's why I shouldn't even bother with it. It also makes me just not want to even pursue it since it just feels like an industry where everyone fucks the creator over, or you have to deal with a few weirdos or scumbags who didn't want to get mental help before it was too late and before pursuing their dream job.

    1. Inanimate Carbon Rod

      Inanimate Carbon Rod

      Okay, I'm glad I'm another exception. Opinion wars are just stupid. It makes me glad I'm an opinion respecter. We've all got different tastes, I'm not going to be a big crybaby just because somebody prefers Tom and Jerry or Bugs Bunny to Uncle Grandpa or Amphibia. I respect their opinion - but to be honest, I'm a guy who likes the best of both worlds. I like older stuff AND new stuff. Classic cartoons, newer stuff, anime and European stuff can all coexist peacefully, I think, but it's darn near impossible these days with flamewars going around social media about opinions.

      Reading this makes me glad I only intend to use Twitter for what I think is a pretty healthy use of social media - I only intend to use it to get answers to questions that've been bugging me, in the event that it'd be quicker to ask certain people on Twitter or if it seems like the only way.

      I wish I could go on, but I can't - I honestly don't wanna feel like I'm making you boiling mad by saying the *wrong* thing.

  15. it's mlp monday

    1. HawkbitAlpha


      I used to wonder what Monday could be

  16. shark week is back, on the discovery channel!


    1. kev
    2. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      i'm quoting this beautiful car seat headrest song everyone hates lol

    3. kev
  18. you guys legit deserve a break from all of these scummy members in the past couple years. I'm angry to hear about what happened today. I hope things get better from here and I hope everyone's been doing well besides of the recent event JJS told me about. :(

  19. still never will know why cy likes to crack jokes at my harmless crossover hobbies. It sucks getting backstabbed by long time community friends over dumbass crossovers and cartoon opinions, now i know how sonicdude feels...

  20. Anyone here into diecast car collecting? It has taken over my soul since december.

    1. WinterArcanine


      We need a squnschpunsch car

  21. yoooo i wanted to tell you i go to walgreens near my house to go hot wheels hunting. i love it more than CVS since it's cheaper to buy there and has better stock

    also if you wanna join discord here's my room:

    1. That Excited SpongeKid

      That Excited SpongeKid

      i like walgreens it is very satisfying

      also, i do not use discord, but maybe in the future!

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