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    SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 2: Sponge Out Of Water (News)

    in Bikini Bottom

    Posted

    Ehhhh..... Shy to admit, I actually... like... CGi... movies.

     

    *gets boo'd*

     

    Meh, maybe it's less of a curse, since I won't have a hard time getting used to the transition? XD

     

    Legit can't wait for this.

     

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     Not only the idea of becoming superheros was done in MermaidMan and Barnacle Boy V.....

     

    To be fair; in that episode, the gang only became sidekicks. And Krabs wasn't there, either :P

     

     

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    He looks bigger than a human. Unless the tree next to him is actually really really tall and those are just low-hanging leaves, then he's about the size of a tree.

     

    spongebob-2-600x888.jpg?9098e0

     

     

    imo, it looks like the tree is at a distance away. Plus, what crab is nearly the size of a human?

    I really think the size is alright here. There's a full-version of the poster somewhere, or look on the movie's official site (which is http://www.spongebobmovie.com/ YAY)

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    Protectors of the Sea

    in Davy Jones' Locker

    Posted

    Hey everyone! Sorry I was gone for like a whole month... i have not forgotten!

     

    I've just been extremely busy lately until now!

     

    I graguated High School on June 1, had a week of Senior events BEFORE that, and even before THAT had catching up on schoolwork. And my parents had told me I would get a new laptop, and I wanted to wait till then for any "new file" stuff.

     

    So, now I'm out of school. And I just got my new laptop, like, 3 days ago maybe. So sorry there's no story THIS update BUT! BUT watch this video which is COMPLETELY RELEVANT AND HYPE-WORTHY:

     

    Ask Jeeves

    in Ask Me

    Posted

    Basically all but 4 of my fish died within 3 days, and I'm kinda behind in schoolwork, and classes end for me the Thursday after tomorrow?

    Also my parents are refusing to make me a doctor's appointment even though I think I had a near-epilepsy, and it's stressing me out?

    Our Love has Flown (a mystery Spin-Off)

    in Davy Jones' Locker

    Posted

    So recently I came up with a new idea for a S-O. Don't be fooled by the name or intro-setting, this is NOT some sweet romance novel thing. In fact, it's a mystery! (Not to be confused with the seahorse lol -- as far as I know, yet). To be honest, I got a little embarrassed while writing this, lol. Dunno why...

    I won't put the first episode yet, since I still have planning to do; but I can set up thee plot for you. So I guess you could call it Episode 0.5? But It's really just a sneak-peak.

    So what I'll do is give you an introduction that I may re-state, and add on to, in the full Episode; and possibly some poem I made up that's part of this Spin-Off. Actually, the title relates to it :P

    Also I'm writing this at like 2 AM so beware errors.

    Here we go!

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    It was a cloudy day in Bikini Bottom. Although, it wasn't an average cloudy day. Today was a very special day for Bikini Bottom. It was the day two unlikely souls would make an everlasting promise together. Sandy and SpongeBob were getting married.

    Everyone was in their " places", and whoever wasn't part of the ceremony was sitting in the benches. They all looked happy and cheery, even the grumpiest of neighbors. Patrick was just standing in his spot with a blank look.

    "Man, I'm hungry," Patrick thought, "I wonder if I have any chocolate rectangles in my pockets..." He reached into his pocket, when suddenly the lights hanging over the benches went out, and the light at the front was shot out with a bang and crash. It fell from the ceiling, causing dim fluorescent flickering before going out for good. The place was pitch black, and nobody could see. Everyone inside had begun freaking out, and not paying attention to what was going on, and could not hear any other noise over the panic. Eventually, the panicking died down, and someone got the nerves to flick back on the lights above the benches. When they came back on, everybody went pale.

    Today was no longer a joyful day, but it was still an important one. Everyone in that newly-lit room had seen the same thing. At the front, where two happy people once stood, were now two bullet-riddled corpses.

    Sandy and SpongeBob were dead.

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    My love has flown

    on angel's wings.

    That's how it is,

    you can't change things.

    And even 'til the end of time,

    my destined one will still be mine.

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    So now you know that it's not just any mystery... It's a murder mystery!

    I didn't feel like tagging it that because... y'know... potential spoiler, if things change...

    So I hope you enjoy this odd little story of mine! It probably won't run as long as I plan for PotS to, but should still be enjoyable nonetheless!

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    Protectors of the Sea

    in Davy Jones' Locker

    Posted

    Special Episode #1 ~ 15 Years of SpongeBob

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    This won't be a normal full-length episode, but will be as if the SB characters are talking amongst each other at a long desk about this spinoff! Like when pumped-up guys on TV talk about sports...

    This is written in a different format. The real episodes will return after this!

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    SPONGEBOB: Thank you all for keeping up with this spin-off!

    SANDY: Isn't there something else you want to say?

    SPONGEBOB: Oh yeah! THANK you everyone for sticking with my original show for FIFTEEN YEARS!!!

    EVERYONE: WOOOOOO!!!!!

    SPONGEBOB: If it weren't for you tuning in to the TV and online all these years, this spin-off would probably never exist!

    PATRICK: Yeah, our show would probably be cancelled! THE HORROR!

    PEARL: Whoa, chill out, Pinky!

    PATRICK: Okay.

    SPONGEBOB: It's... Patrick... ANYWAY!

    SANDY: We couldn't have done this without ya!

    SQUIDWARD: Whoopee.

    SANDY: Aww, cone on, Squid, I thought you wanted to be famous!

    SQUIDWARD: Well yeah, but not with a bunch of nut cases! Hehn... nut cases... ehh hehn hehn...

    SANDY squints at SQUIDWARD

    SQUIDWARD: Sorry.

    SPONGEBOB: So! How does everyone like the spin-off so far?

    PATRICK: I don't remember having any lines.

    SANDY: It't totally AWESOME! When do I start kicking butt?

    KRABS: But I thought you didn't even have a debut yet!

    SANDY: ...

    SQUIDWARD: Cowering while a bad guy trashes the Krusty Krab... Yep, that's me, alright.

    SPONGEBOB: But not for long!

    SQUIDWARD: .....huh?

    SPONGEBOB: well isn't it OBVIOUS that a lot of us will become Sailor Senshiii??!

    KRABS: Ooh! Do I get to fight? All those years brawlin' in the Navy...

    SPONGEBOB: rustling through a stack of papers Nah, sorry Mr K. It looks like you won't be fighting with us any time soon. Plus, you're too old to wear a Sailor Jupiter costume!

    KRABS: Barnacles. I don't want them frills anyway. I ain't no lass!

    SPONGEBOB: But Pearl will be taking your place!

    KRABS: gasps My little girl will be a star!!

    PEARL: Eeeee!! Oh thank you, writer!

    PATRICK: I'm already a star.

    EVERYONE: ...

    SPONGEBOB: So! Let's have some sneak perks! I know someone out there is excited for when we parody Sailor StarS! But that's a long time ahead..,

    PATRICK: Who's excited?

    SPONGEBOB: OM--

    SANDY: It's a secret! winks

    SQUIDWARD: What's to look forward to anyway?

    SPONGEBOB: Well, we know who's gonna play as the Sailor Starlights!

    SQUIDWARD: The what?

    SANDY: Did you even WATCH Sailor Moon?

    SQUIDWARD: Well, how could I? We're underwater...

    SPONGEBOB: Hey, but I saw it!

    PEARL: How?

    SPONGEBOB: Well, when I was way younger, my dad went trough a lot of jobs... And one of them gave him an old radio and TV that could get reception from land stations. And one day I was flipping through the TV channels and Sailor Moon comes on in English. So I keep watching and I end up loving it. I eventually found out the TV schedule and tuned in every time it aired.

    PATRICK: What job was that? That your dad had.

    SPONGEBOB: Well... Neptune, I forget the name... it's been so long since then. But I think it was about... being on the lookout in case humans were about to threaten us? Like, fishing boats and stuff.

    SQUIDWARD: Wow... I never knew that about you. That's actually really interesting!

    PEARL: Yeah, that actually is kinda coral.

    SQUIDWARD: .....huh?

    KRABS: So, who's that there Mask person?

    SPONGEBOB: Tsk tsk... Mr Krabs! That's still a secret! If you watched the original Sailor Moon and are up with your ships, you may have a hint!

    KRABS: Yarr, I've been up with me ships fer years in the Navy, see. An' I still have no darned clue! Ye better tell me, lad!

    SPONGEBOB: his signature laugh No, Mr K! Not THOSE ships! Don't you go ONLINE?!

    SANDY: This chatter jus' gets better an' better!

    SANDY and SPONGEBOB laugh

    PATRICK: I don't get it.

    SQUIDWARD: So what other spin-offs of torture will there be?

    SPONGEBOB: Well, word has it that the author is thinking of posting two more stories involving us!

    SANDY: Yippee-kai-yay!

    PEARL: Am I in any?

    SPONGEBOB: Well, in one of them, at least. The other one is so new we don't know yet. But Sandy, Patrick, and I are in both.

    KRABS: That seems interestin' enough!

    SANDY and PATRICK: Yaaaaay!

    SPONGEBOB: Back to the anniversary, I also heard the writer was in the middle of drawing a celebration piece and wanted to show it to Nickelodeon and Paul Tibbitt on Twitter, too...

    PATRICK: ...Paul who?

    SQUIDWARD: Did someone say Doctor Who?

    a loud buzzer sounds

    SPONGEBOB: Welp, would ya look at that, folks! Time is up for this episode! Tune in next time for a new episode of...

    EVERYONE: Protectors of the Sea!!!

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    I did not proof-read this.

    Thank you for tuning in!

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    JonTron

    in We Have Technology

    Posted

    Oh gosh, JonTron rofl

    My brother is a huge fan of him, loool

    *posts picture of his pet bird*

    ALSO, GameGrumps.

    HEY I'M GRUMP, I'M NOT SO GRUUUMP...

    AAAND WEEEE'RE THE GAMEGRUMPS!

    Fanfiction News and Announcements

    in SpongeBob's Library

    Posted

    I guess I should've said this earlier :P

     

    ...but Protectors of the Sea is finally back! And this time, we hope for good! From now on I'll try to update so often as that it does not touch The Locker ever again until it is 100% completed.

     

    Also, OMJ has been helping me with ideas :P

     

    Wish us luck! I hope you have fun reading :)

    Protectors of the Sea

    in Davy Jones' Locker

    Posted

    Finally, a real update! This may be a bit longer that the past updates, so hang tight! Sorry for any errors, my spellcheck stopped working and had to use an online one...

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    AFTER THE CRAP HIATUS WE ARE BACK! I'M A REALISTIC FISH HEAD AND I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS SHOW! 
    WE LAST LEFT OFF WHERE SPONGEBOB BECAME SAILOR INNOCENCE, AND SENSES EVIL APPROACHING! 
     
            “Gasp! It's at... my work? The Krusty Krab?” exclaimed Innocence. 
             
            “Then we must hurry! Does it say who's in danger?” responded Gary. 
            “If it's at my work, I don't care who's in danger! We gotta help anyone there!”  
            The duo raced to the Krusty Krab as fast as they could. Spo... Innocence was afraid of arriving at that fastfood place and seeing the people there had been hurt. The two soon arrived at the restaurant, and though the glass doors saw Squidward and Krabs cowering. Luckily, it had been around closing time, so the place was practically 'customer-less.'  Innocence and Gary rushed inside, and upon their arrival, Squidward made a remark. 
            “Oh God, we're going to be saved by SpongeBob?!” 
            “What? I am not this 'SpongeBob' you speak of! I'm Sailor Innocence.” 
            “Uh, yeah. Sure.” Squidward said sarcastically. 
            “What makes you think I'm this 'SpongeBob' guy?” 
            “You're the only sponge in Bikini Bottom.” 
            “Well, what if I don't live in Bikini Bottom?” 
            “You've got Gary with you.” 
            “Huh? Oh, I don't know this snaaaail...! All–” 
            “Will ya boys quit yer bickerin'?!” Krabs yelled. 
            “Fine. Let Sailor Tutu here save us!” Squidward grumbled. 
            “I'll show you, Squid! Now, what's the problem here?” the sponge asked. 
            “In the office, lad...” Krabs responded. Sailor Innocence went to the door of Mr. Krabs' office and opened it. He stepped inside.  
            “Alright, really, what is the problem here? Come out, come out, where ever you– ” he stopped when he saw a silhouette, slightly bigger than him, come out of the shadows. It approached towards Innocence from the direction the recipe-safe was in. Innocence looked up at this... thing. The office was too dim to see this 'thing' clearly, and it was blocking the path to the light-switch. 
            “Sailor Innocence! This must be the enemy! We've got to do something!” Gary exclaimed. 
            “But Gary, it's too dark too see this thing! What do we do? What do I do?!” 
            “Just stay calm! If you panic too much, who knows what could happen?!” 
            “But Gary... I'm so confused! I don't know what to do! And what if I mess up and lose? Or what if it's not the enemy? What if it's just a tall bystander, I don't want to hurt anybody!” Innocence sputtered. 
            “For the love of Neptune, calm down! We're going to take this thing down, I'll even help you!” 
            “Who's gonna take me down?” the thing started to mutter, “Nobody's going to take me down!” 
            “Easy for you to say!” dared Gary. 
            “And who's the box?” the thing asked, tauntingly. 
            “Wha?” the sponge said, “I'm... Sailor Innocence! Fighter of justice, and here to protect the sea! In the name of the moon, I'll punish you!” 
            “Wow, that was really good.” Gary whispered. 
            “Ehh? Oh, I just copied the anime! Da-ha-ha...” Innocence said guiltily. 
            “God, I've told you this isn't Sailor Moon!” 
            “Anime? Someone quoted an anime? Barnacles, I hate nerd-scum like you!” the enemy-thing growled. 
            “Whaa!? That's so mean! Can't you have more heart?” Innocence gasped. 
            “SILENCE, you!” the enemy boomed, slashing it's arm in a quick attack. 
            “Eeep!!” Innocence squeaked, ducking and missing the attack. 
            “Sailor Innocence! Do something, or we're toast!” Gary exclaimed. 
            “But... But I still don't know what to do! How do I attack, I don't have any weapons!? And I still can't see clearly! Ahhh, I just don't know! I just don't know!” Innocence freaked. The enemy attempted another attack, but Innocence dodged it again. “This is more scary than I thought! I miss my old everyday life! I wanna go baaack!” Innocence started panicking, was on the verge of tears, and didn't know what to do but whine. The enemy backed him into a corner. “I don't know... I don't know...” Suddenly, a bright light appeared. It shined so bright it lit the room fully, and temporarily blinded the enemy. Apparently it had been summoned by Innocence's crying. 
            “Sailor Innocence! The light!” Gary gasped. Innocence opened his eyes and saw the room basked in pure white light. 
            “Did I do that...?” he said, amazed. 
            “Innocence, look! We can see the enemy!” the snail exclaimed. “It's a... huh?” The enemy at first looked like an average fish-person, but it soon opened its eyes, no longer stunned, and then it was clear what it was. 
            “A... robot?” Innocence questioned, “But, why would–“ 
            “Yes, I am a robot! Have you got a problem with that? Now die!” it boomed. It then tried to attack Sailor Innocence, but he defended himself by using his arms as a shield, and punched back. They both kept this up, Innocence backing up while doing so; eventually backing out of the office and even out of the building, Squidward and Krabs watching. The robot inched forward each time, as well. The two kept fighting like this for a while, until Innocence became tired. Then, the robot went in for a stronger attack. Sailor Innocence, tired from fighting, actually got a direct hit by the robot this time. The robot attacked again, almost at full force. Innocence tried protecting himself, only for the robot to be successful once more. Innocence fell to the ground in pain. Suddenly, the robot's eyes began to turn red, as if lasers were about to emerge from them.  
            “What a joke. Goodbye, sailor fool...” the robot said, in a low voice. It was about to shoot it's eye-lasers, when suddenly...  
            “Halt!” 
            Everyone stopped and looked around to see who just spoke. Suddenly, they all saw. Up on the roof of the restaurant stood a figure. They had a cape that was blowing in the wind, and the sun was shining behind them so that they were a dark silhouette. 
            “Wow...” Innocence gasped. 
            “And now who is this?” the robot groaned. 
            “They call me 'the Mask'...” the figure said in a low drawl. 
            “And what are you going to do?” taunted the robot. Without a word, the figure threw a smokebomb, which landed in front of the robot and emitted a thick cloud of smoke upon landing. The robot's vision was obscured, and it could no longer attack Innocence. Innocence, however, could still see; light immediately flickered on from the mask he was wearing. 
            “Come on! Now's your chance, Innocence! Mm'oww!” 
            “But what's my attack?” the sponge asked, looking at Gary, “I don't have anything with me.” 
            “You watched your anime-show-thing, you should figure something out!” 
            Innocence thought. He thought and thought. Suddenly, a smirk slowly grew on his face. 
            “I may have something up my sleeve... or glove, more like.” he said cleverly, still smirking. 
            “Then come at me!” the enemy taunted. 
            “Heh...” Innocence took the V-shaped tiara off his forehead and held it in his hand. He chuckled, now confident, and then... 
            “INNOCENCE TIARA ATTACK!” he yelled, the tiara taking form of a disc. Innocence then threw it like a frisbee towards the enemy. It hit the enemy directly, like an arrow shot on the bullseye, and a bright light emerged soon after. The enemy robot screeched of defeat, and crumbled to a pile of metallic dust. The place had gone silent. 
            Innocence was dazed at what just happened. Suddenly, he looked up at the figure and said, “Say, thanks for the help, Mask!”  
            The figure grunted. “It wasn't much.” They began to turn away, then said over their shoulder, “We'll be meeting again soon, so don't waste too much time missing me!” After that, they leaped off the roof and suddenly Mask was gone. As if on cue, Gary rushed out of the KK to Innocence, who was still standing there with a blank look.  
            “Sailor Innocence! Are you alright?” the snail asked frantically. Innocence kept standing there. 
            “Gary,” he uttered, “Is this all a dream?” 
            “Dream?” 
            “Because if not... I feel like my life is going to be a real rollercoaster from this point on...” 
             
    END OF EPISODE 1

     

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    Ask Jeeves

    in Ask Me

    Posted

    Ehhh, weekends are sorta dull for me :P dang, when does the school year end for ya

     

    I think it ends June 1st-ish, but at least i get out earlier than my brothers since I'm a HS senior?

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