WhoBibbles

goodbye reindeer

final weeeee

doing my last snowman, SpongeBob

The Lobsterrection of Jesus Christ On the night of Xmas Eve, The Planet Express was preparing to battle against the evil Robot Santa for the 20th time or something while also doing an Xmas party for themselves. Professor: Ah, gotta love holidays where you deal with a jolly terrorist and his bomb gifts. Leela: I sure as hell hope we can kill Santa this year, It's impressive how he manages to build himself back whenever we defeat him and shoot him out of this building. Fry: Whether we kill that robot or not, Leela, what matters is that I get to spend Xmas with my favorite crew in the world...and Zoidberg. Zoidberg: *sniffs* oh Fry, I really mean that much to you that you excluded me from my friends? Fry: Uuhhhh maybe! Bender: He hates you, you smelly red fish. Zoidberg: Awwwwww. Professor: Now, now Zoidberg. You can't expect us to be grateful for you when you do a terrible job at being a doctor. You always make our health much worse, both physically and emotionally. Oh well, lets eat some delicious xmas dinner. And everyone sits on the dinner table except Zoidberg. Hermes: Not you, crab. You always get up on the table and eat everyone's food. You shall wait until we all are done. Zoidberg: Alright, my friend! *sobs* Zoidberg goes to his office room and starts wondering why Planet Express doesn't value him so much. Zoidberg: I really would like to know where I do wrong. Is it because of my smell? *sniffs* Nonsense! Is it because I disturb people whenever I see a delicious meal? Ooohhh, cockroaches! *slurps every single one* Whatever the problem is, I really gotta make it up to my friends or else they won't accept me! What to do, what to do??? After hours of thinking, Zoidberg find the best solution. Zoidberg: OH I KNOW. Those co-workers value Jesus Christ! And I was Jesus one time! I shall become one again, therfore my friends will like me! Meanwhile after everyone eats their dinner: Amy: I'm really starting to wonder If we were a little harsh on poor Zoidberg in holidays. Bender: Nonsense! That smelly shell deserves what's coming to him. Hermes: Smelly? You don't even have a nose. Bender: I'm just stating from how I'd smell If I was a stinking human! Professor: Oh, I'm sure he's fine and not doing anything stupid. Suddenly, smoke has entered the room but who would cause that such thing? Zoidberg: Man, Professor's smoke machine really does its work. Alright I gotta impress my friends now. Zoidberg comes out of the smoke and reintroduces himself. Zoidberg: HELLO MY FRI- I mean BELIEVERS! IT IS I, SANTA'S BFF JESUS! Fry: Oh boy! Jesus has resurrected himself once again. Professor: Fry you stupid ass. That's clearly Zoid- *Leela shuts Professor off and whispers to him* Leela: Hold on professor, I'm curious what is Zoidberg's game here. Zoidberg: On the day of Xmas, I decided to bring you all wonderful blessings and love cuz I love sharing love and wisdom to those who believe in me. Scruffy: Actually I am an atheist. Zoidberg: BAH, who needs that religion when you have the real deal! Hermes: So Jesus, you really love disrespecting other people's beliefs? Zoidberg: No, no! I was just stating I'm real. I have been revived from the dead! Fry: So you're a zombie? Zoidberg: I mean...If you look at how slow I'm walking because of my weight... Amy: Oh brother. When Zoidberg was doing all those nonsense speeeches, the crew realized the clock has hit midnight. Leela: OH NO, IT'S XMAS DAY. THAT MEANS. Robot Santa blows up the roof and starts shooting the crew. Robot Santa: HO HO HO!!! IT'S TIME OF THE YEAR WHERE YOU ALL GET STOCKED INTO MEATY XMAS GIFTS!!! Professor: You will never get me alive, you red freak! Robot Santa quickly grabs him. Robot Santa: Alright, you old brute. I'm gonna make you swallow this bomb, so you can boom in front of all your friends. Rest of you, enjoy your precious human detonator! Robot Santa shoves bomb up to Professor's stomach, drops him to the floor and leaves the building. Leela: HOLY CRAP WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO??? Bender: WE ARE DOOMED EVERYONE!!! Whoever makes out alive steals the stuff of the dead. Zoidberg: Oh god, my friends in trouble! They don't need Jesus, they need good ol' Doctor Zoidberg! Zoidberg rushes in and clears the way. Zoidberg: Everyone stand back, I'll peform a surgery and take that nasty bomb out of Professor's stomach. Professor: Hurry! A few minutes passes, Zoidberg manages to take the bomb out of Professor and deactivates it with his claw. Professor: Oh thank god you saved me Zoidberg. I should have never doubted you as a doctor. Fry: Gosh, Zoidberg, you really are something special. Sorry for being a jackass to you during holidays. You are a good friend. Hermes: As much as I hate to admit, he's right, you are always welcomed here. Professor: Although please don't pretend to be Jesus again. Zoidberg: You guys! I'm so happy to hear. Zoidberg hugs everyone in the room. Leela: A little too tight Zoidberg. Scruffy: Yup. Amy: Round of applause for Zoidberg! Everyone: HIP HIP HORRAY! Bender: Yea whatever. Leela: For saving professor, all the xmas meal you can choose is on us. Zoidberg: Thank you friends. That means a lot. And so everyone orders so many meals for Zoidberg to consume and while he eats all of them so quickly and gross, everyone's grateful for having Zoidberg as their best friend. The End.

well, we don't celebrate xmas in turkey but If we were, my favorite type would be money cuz I'd get whatever I wanted for myself without others needing to pick one for me. If people are good at reading me (which I'm sure they are), the non-money gifts they would pick for me would still be great

Patrick

aww no I tripped

go reindeer, we gotta deliver presents

Aww crap this reindeer is humping some other reindeer

Sandy

gone fishing

How far are you into Harley Quinn

vroom vroom

Plankton

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

down we goooo

Bubble Bass

I ran over a reindeer

I think Adventure Time ages better over time. So I think there's no better time for you to delve into it than now. Season 1 is very underrated to me. Some fans disregard season 1 cuz it doesn't mesh well with stuff that came after but I think it should be appreciated for being a very weird and over the top comedy season. I love Finn and Jake's adventures in this season and humor is top notch. I love the facial expressions and the mature humor (still for kids) they represent here. I don't think animation has ever looked this good again after this season which is a shame. As fr as character introductions go, i think it has done a good job. I love PB, Ice King and Marceline's introductions as well as some others and you'll get to see how these characters change and grow as thhe series goes on. My favorite episodes in s1 are city of thieves, ocean of fear, dungeon and rainy day daydream and your picks are also solid. You can see why this season along with season 1 of Regular Show feel so much different than what came after and how they saved the CN from total annihilation. So yeah, I loved your reviews for this season. Can't wait for rest of your season reviews.

are we still doing boomer check? I have been here for 10 years now

Thanksgiving is upon us and no better time than to do this poll. What's your favorite bird that can't fly? You don't have to eat them to answer this question, you can just admire how beautiful these animals are. So which bird are you picking?

we don't celebrate xmas but after thanksgiving would be the correct answer for me