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Hello everyone!!! It’s been a while. I can’t lie. I considered not doing another top 10 list for 2024. I pretty much stopped doing movie lists and I think I’m at a place where I’m gonna stop doing annual tv and movie lists because I’m working and I don’t wanna make a list for the sake of it. Why are we here then? Because 2025 pretty much rekindled my love for TV, especially these last two months when I got to talk about tv shows with you guys weekly. It was such a wonderful time that I decided “Hell, why not end my annual lists with this one?”. Maybe I’ll go back to doing this in the future but If not, this is a good stopping point. With so much hell happening in 2025, TV once again became my comfort zone. So I wanna honor that with the great times I had with SBC, here we go… WHOBOB’S TOP 10 BEST TV SHOWS OF 2025 #10: Star Wars: Visions This is a gem that keeps on giving. With complete creative freedom, this show is a great way of reimagining Star Wars as a whole. I don’t know how they keep making gems like this. I’m awed. Vol. 3 of this show was just as brilliant as the first two. Some brilliant follow ups to beloved stories from Vol. 1 like The Duel while some others are completely new and bold stories like The Bird of the Paradise and Black. My only issue with this volume is that there are a few episodes that feel just a set up for a new story and not all of them hit as much as I wanted to. But overall, this is a strong series for Star Wars and I cannot wait for the upcoming The Ninth Jedi tv show. #9: Peacemaker I think the criticism that went to the second season of the show is perfectly valid since it pretty much ended with setting up James Gunn’s Man of Tomorrow and the runtime was shorter than usual cuz Gunn was also doing Superman at the same time, so this season could have been polished better. Is it still a damn good TV? Well, I still had tons of fun. This season put Christopher Smith and his cast into a really unique journey. Making them confront their toxicity and flaws as well as their friendships. It was an especially impressive season for Chris who had to deal with who he was, where he came from and how he was comfortable living on a lie. I won’t say further than that but bless James Gunn for making me care about this messy team, making me laugh and also feel emotional towards them. And for good songs once more. Can’t wait to see where these characters’ journeys go from here. #8: Long Story Short I am sad that this show didn’t make waves like Raphael Bob-Waksberg’s other show BoJack Horseman did but I guess it’s because it looked like yet another animated family sitcom (and Netflix didn’t promote it well) but this show is absolutely worth it. It’s about a jewish family in different time periods and how life shaped their history. You get to see characters in their youth and in their old selves. It’s quite an experimental show dealing with non-linear storytelling and I just dug so much of it. Jokes hit, animation is pretty (different art style than BoJack but still quintessential Waksberg), emotional beats wreck you hard etc. I highly recommend this to anyone who is looking for something different in a typical family sitcom setting because it’s gonna be special and I can’t wait to see what season 2 has in store (hopefully it won’t be the last) #7: Smiling Friends Smiling Friends enter the top 10 tv list!!! This show boomed like hell and there is no stopping it. The show has become this generation’s The Simpsons, South Park, Bob’s Burgers etc. A high quality animated show with non-stop laughter and smiles! Something always catches people’s attention if it’s Creed as Mr. Frog’s dad, Mr. Boss and Allan cookie yaoi, Pim on a rampage and killing his friends, Glep’s insane backstory and the return of Squim. Smiling Friends is one of those shows that held SBC as a community together and I’m happy for its existence because of it. Here’s to more wacky seasons to this show. #6: Severance Praise Kier. Season 2 of this show hasn’t been holding it back at all. I’m a sucker for good sci-fi stories and this show is impressive in its way for being an intriguing sci-fi show that has something to say. Whether it’s the way cults operate in real life, capitalism making the working class’ lives a living hell, racism in the work environment, women’s bodies being used for experimentation without their consent and so on. A thought provoking show with great character development, intense thrills, chilling music and beautiful cinematography. AppleTV is rising up the ranks as the best streaming service with shows like this and I’m glad it has enough budget and creative freedom to be special. I don’t know when season 3 is gonna arrive but once it does, I’ll be seated. #5: Adventure Time: Fionna and Cake As many movie/tv show franchises have gone to nostalgia fest and slop for sake of it, Adventure Time is one of those exceptions that actually grows up with you as time goes on. It’s a franchise with fan service that actually drives the story and character arcs instead of being there for the sake of it, characters having issues without losing their character development and maturing as a process and expansion of the lore that doesn’t feel out of place. The second season of the show was an interesting and controversial time because many viewers felt Fionna was so unlikeable this season and it had pointless storylines and such until the last two eps supposedly saving the show and dare I say… People are so critical of flawed women characters without understanding what the character goes through, Fionna in this case. Missing the point that she is NOT Finn and that’s why she is so messy this season and I can’t lie, Fionna’s journey this season was very relatable for me because we set expectations on ourselves that ultimately disappoint us, make us hate ourselves and cause us to make more mistakes. That’s what Fionna dealt with which is why this season is among the best Adventure Time material and I ain’t being hyperbole and how this season ended for Fionna and her world, I was more than satisfied. I don’t know if we are gonna get a s3 but I’m glad Adventure Time is this rare franchise that still has juice. #4: Heated Rivalry No one could have seen it coming that a Canadian gay hockey show would be one of the biggest hits of 2025. It grew a fanbase even before the show premiered and once it was out to the world, it was all over social media with bunch of fanarts and edits, it’s insane. And it was so well deserved. Bless Rachel Reid and Jacob Tierney for giving us an impressive hockey show that dealt with queer masculinity. Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov are THE TV couple of 2025 and definitely one of the best in this decade so far. They have great chemistry with each other and their sex scenes are hot and moving. As you get to see this pair go from fucking each other from time to time to committing an actual meaningful relationship, it’s beautiful. And giving us Scott Hunter and Kip Grady on top of it with their just as moving story. The show will make you horny but also make you cry and laugh. When so much media has become sexless and devoid of chemistry, Heated Rivalry comes and shows how it’s done. It was about time we had a popular queer media that isn’t making us suffer but instead celebrating queer joy. Of course it isn’t easy with this show as characters deal with homophobia and toxic masculinity in the sports industry but it pretty much rewards you at the end. I’m glad it is such a hit with season 2 on the horizon and made a huge impact on people’s lives. Go see it. #3: Andor We will never have a Star Wars story like Andor ever. Star Wars franchise has had ups and downs since Disney took over with the SW fanbase becoming more and more hostile as it went on. As a result, Lucasfilm leans more and more into memberberries, nowadays leaning into Clone Wars/Rebels nostalgia of it with mixed results but Andor is the best Star Wars media since the original trilogy. Tony Gilroy and his crew put heart and soul into a show about an underground movement. It’s mature, thought provoking and soul crushing. One of the bleakest looks at fascism. Cassian’s journey started from surviving in his life to being part of a revolutionary movement. Him alongside countless ordinary citizens in the galaxy far far away making a change and standing up for freedom and liberty, it’s inspiring in these current times with the ruling class oppressing us. Many franchises downplay the politics of the world and play a more centrist/liberal angle and Andor isn’t like that. At least by western media standards. I’m sure I said this in 2022 when I put Andor in my best TV of 2022 list but I’ll say it again. Never in my life I would have predicted a prequel show of a prequel movie about Cassian fucking Andor being one of my all-time favorite shows ever made. Thank you Diego Luna for your amazing performance and your well-written character and rest of the cast for being just as fabulous. Thank you Tony Gilroy and the crew for making me feel hopeful in these hopeless times. You guys played a gamble with the show and it paid off so well and it ended on a high note. Star Wars can still make great stories after all this but Andor is one in a lifetime experience that will never be recreated and I’ll never forget it. #2: The Pitt Yeah, I’m a predictable gay person. I saw raves about the show and I almost considered it but I felt that body close ups in hospitals would disturb me and gross me out, so I pretty much chickened out. When I saw a gay fanart of The Pitt, I was like “UGHHHH fine, I’ll watch this.” and I am glad to make that decision. Noah Wyle is a hot man, who can deny that but above all, this is a damn impressive show about Trauma Center. I’m a sucker for ensemble casts and The Pitt has some amazing characters. All of them, you get to know their experiences and their personalities and how they put so much of them into their work by saving people. The show can make you laugh with these characters’ interactions with each other but make no mistake, this show will crush you. I cried multiple times in season 1 and I was at my breaking point in episode 13 which was nervewrecking. Noah Wyle is one hell of an actor and he was so good in this show, I could praise him all day. While I get that over 10 episodes per season is too much to ask these days, getting a show with 15 episodes per season annually is nice to see. With so many stories we get out of larger than life characters these days, it’s good that we have stories about mundane people getting through every single day and The Pitt is exactly that. Not just doctors in the show but also patients we see here. You get to feel for them. It is something special and I can’t wait to see what’s more in store. #1: Pluribus Vince Gilligan said he doesn’t wanna be one trick pony and man, he proved himself right. Here’s a show completely different from Breaking Bad and yet still so Vince Gilligan at the core. Body invasion and hivemind concepts have been done in many movies and tv shows before but what makes Pluribus stand out is that it actually asks harder questions about individuality, culture and loneliness. What happens when the world is united under one mind and only a few people have their individuality left? What happens to people’s culture and practices when they are one? The show challenges its audience by making it seem normal and acceptable underneath all that gruesome facts. When the world we live in has become so desensitized to atrocities, it only makes sense that the show would make the joining feel so normal and uplifting when in reality, it’s a bleak situation. Stories often take a more black and white and less nuanced approach to the state of the world but in Pluribus’ case, it delves deeper into the core issues without being so in your face. This was the breakout role Rhea Seehorn needed after her brilliant performance in Better Call Saul and I’m glad this show has become a hit that she’ll be recognized by people further. Apple TV is doing something right by giving original shows a chance and Pluribus truly is this generation’s prestige tv show. Discussing the show weekly was great which is why more companies should take lessons from it. Engagement in stories matters. If people do not pay attention to the story, then you are doing something wrong. This show made me put so much thought, therefore engaging with it and hopefully it’s only gonna go bolder from here. With so much colorless and lifeless TV slop, Pluribus has beautiful colors and gorgeously shot cinematography. This show was the biggest reason why TV has become important to me this year. Do not sleep on it. And that's all. Thank you all for reading my rambling of these great shows throughout (almost) each year and hopefully 2026 will be even better. Take care.

Ahh the apocalypse. That thing that gets brought up every now and then and somehow no one got the correct date on when the world will end? Yeah, there are a lot. Most recently, someone predicted the world will end on September 23, 2025 and some TikTok freaks bought it and spread it everywhere but surprise, there is no “the end of the world”. But something is ending and that’s WhoBob time on this lit. Maybe he’ll come back to do guest episodes if he comes up with something? Time will tell but for now, enjoy the season finale, it’s about to end with a bang… Episode 40: What If… SBC Faced The Rapture? The Universe is Earth-▯ and it’s September 23, 2025. It was just a regular day on SBC when Clappy mentioned today was The Rapture Day and wanted SBC to celebrate. WhoBob was confused by what he meant. Kat told him that some TikTokers made the whole thing up, so he joked “we are finally being ascended!” After some shitposting shenanigans as usual from the server, what they didn’t know is that it was actually true. The Rapture has begun. Hawk: Uhhhhhhhhhhh, you guys need to check your windows. And the first thing they see is people floating up to the sky. And every SBCer active right now has become online to talk about it and what clicked was that they were left behind. All except… 4EverGreen: “Hello everyone!!! As you can see I’m floating up to heaven. I knew hating Teen Titans Go, Justin Bieber and Kooky Cooks would pay off. Maybe you all needed to hate them to ascend to heaven, piece of advice from me. Enough said, true believers!” Prez: “Well, I didn’t expect that. Does that mean we are all sinners? Maybe I shouldn’t have made #Cursed-Furry-Room to begin with.” WhoBob: “You guys turn on the news, it’s broadcasting all over the world.” And they all turned on their TV to pick any channel except Fox News obviously. And there is Danny Devito talking about what’s happening. Danny Devito: “Hello guys. You have known me as Frank Reynolds from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia and some freaks know me as The Penguin from Tim Burton’s Batman movies. Just don’t mention my role as The Lorax or some certain YouTuber critic will go apeshit and I don’t want that attention. I have a confession to make, I am THE GOD.” Wumbo: “I TOLD YOU ALL, HE IS THE TRUE LORD!!!” Danny Devito: “Y’all may wanna know why you are left behind. Well that’s easy, that’s because you all either sinned or spent too much time talking about a yellow kitchen sponge. One person who is a fan of that at least made sure he hated the right episode to enter Heaven, no backsies. I will say that I made no discrimination between anyone’s religion or beliefs. Don’t believe in those Evangelical Christian dumbasses, they were also left behind! If you did good deeds or didn’t watch that show, you can enter Heaven. So anyways, I started blasting people to heaven and you guys have no idea what’s about to happen. Jesus is coming back for real this time, although some of you may know him as someone else. When he discovers his true self, he’ll battle the son of Satan known as the Anti-Christ for 7 years. Anyone who can make it out alive, good luck!!! I’ll keep acting in It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, now broadcasting Wednesdays on Heaven and on FXX, next day on Hulu.” jjs: “So we have no choice but to regroup to find Jesus, so he can rapture us to Heaven. Who’s with me?!” Everyone on SBC agreed and they decided to regroup in Wyoming, the place that doesn’t exist. Some members paid handsomely to smuggle WhoBob from Turkey and Kieran and Patty from the UK whereas Canadian members travelled to the USA easily because Donald Trump and his goonies alongside Democrats escaped to their bunkers to avoid the war, such pussies. As they all came together in the place that doesn’t exist, jjs had a confession to make. jjs: “I actually know who Jesus Christ is in disguise.” Kat: “Spill.” jjs: “It’s…Keanu Reeves, I found him through our mutual friend Tommy Wiseau.” Cha: “What are we waiting for? Let’s find him!” They found Keanu Reeves as he lives in his Reddit Gold tower. Somehow no one noticed it but it’s on them. SBCers made an appointment and they were called to the top floor where they’d eventually meet Keanu “Christ” Reeves. Keanu Reeves: “Hello my children! People keep asking if Jesus is back. And I haven’t had an answer but now yeah, I’m thinking I’m back!!!” Clappy: “Hello son of Danny Devito, we wanted to tell you that there has been a mistake and we wanted to know if you could rapture us.” Keanu Reeves: “I can send you up to Heaven if you do one job for me.” WhoBob: “Please Hz. İsa, we can do anything!” Keanu Reeves: “Find the Anti-Christ for me, then kill him. Then I’ll give you your ascension." Fred: “But I thought you’d battle Anti-Christ in the war.” Keanu Reeves: “Don’t make me laugh, Anti-Christ is too much of a coward to show up to his own war. I’ll be battling his demon army but until then, find him and bring me his head.” Kylie: “Who is it then?” Keanu Reeves: “Someone you’ll recognize immediately. He’s another actor with long hair like me except he is corrupt and maybe a musician in a band. Be careful. I’ll send you down, so don’t freak out. Teleportation is easier than traveling in subways. Goodbye!” So now all SBCers are in front of the building, unaware of where their journey will take them but they know they’ll stick together no matter what. 7 YEARS LATER... The war has consumed everything. Many people are dead from the epic battle between Heaven and Hell. WhoBob was the first to fall because he was busy writing comic books for Marvel and Anti-Christ’s army blew the building to the ground. No one will know If he finished his Spider-Man And Human Torch homoerotic miniseries. SBCers are scattered into two groups throughout the wasteland that is the USA. Carottecord members and SBCcord members. Carottecord members are now bounty hunters making a quick buck, so they can get as much money as they can find to pay the guy who knows about Anti-Christ’s whereabouts. Winter: “Who would have thought the world ended but capitalism remained intact? This must be a truly evil world.” Klu: “I don’t know about you but I could use some food since we are running out.” Rick: “We have to do this one last job, so we can get the information and then we can eat. Pray to Old Man Patrick as he is our actual God in the night, and Danny Devito is ours in the day.” Honest Slug: “That is confusing but I suppose God has many shapes and forms.” They went to a bar called Hornytown, so they can find their bounty there. BOB-E: “AAAAAAAAAA BOUNTY HUNTERS. DON’T LOOK TOO DEEPLY ON WHAT WE SERVE. I DEFINITELY DO NOT SERVE MILK HERE. OMNI KNOWS IT.” Omni: “compels BOB-E to confirm” BOB-E: “YESSSS, NO EYEYING.” Ray: “:Bob:” (Writer’s note: It’s an emoji that looks like a Nokia) BOB-E: “CRASH STOP” CakeCup: “We are here to collect the bounty, spare us your horny thoughts, phone.” BOB-E: “I SWEAR IT’S NOT ME WHO YOU LOOK FOR…” Carotte: “Actually it is. We are taking you to Horny Jail. Good thing you didn’t kill anyone.” BOB-E: “OMNI WILL PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.” Omni: “I’ll give you for free.” BOB-E: “REALLY?” Omni then gives a thumbs up and Bob’s pants explode and after his post nut clarity, they take him to Horny Jail and get rewarded for it. BOB-E: “I CAN’T BELIEVE OMNI WOULD DO ME LIKE THIS.” As a twist, women of Hornytown, including Omni, runs Horrny Jail. BOB-E: “OMNI-E. I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU’D DOUBLE CROSS ME LIKE THAT. LADIES, YOU SAW NOTHING.” Taedia: “We see all.” BOB-E: “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” Then Allista paid Carottecord members their reward and they got all the money to pay the informer. And as a twist, the informer turns out to be none other than… JACKIE CHAN, FORMER GOD OF SBC. Jackie Chan: “Hello you guys. As you can see I’m not an actual God, I was pretending for a while for the joy of it but now it’s not funny anymore.” Jaic: “We can tell, here’s your money. Tell us who is the Anti-Christ.” Jackie Chan: “Well, you see the Anti-Christ is… OH SHIT LOOK OUT, IT’S THIRTY SECONDS OF MARS!!!” Then all of a sudden, the crew members of Thirty Seconds to Mars have arrived to execute Jackie Chan, although they had different outfits to make them unnoticeable. Carottecord battled them hard but it was too late as they struck Jackie Chan. Jackie Chan: “Man, I hope they stream Jackie Chan Adventures in Hell. I actually have no clue who has the streaming rights.” As Thirty Seconds to Mars attacked Carottecord to get rid of the evidence, they had a revelation. They were actually Horsemen of the Apocalypse. All but one who is actually the key to their answer. ANTI-CHRIST WAS NONE OTHER THAN JARED LETO HIMSELF!!! So they managed to battle them to the end (it lasted 11 minutes…), leaving them dead on the floor but it was too late for Carottecord members, they were all covered in their blood, all but OBAB. OBAB: “Oh god, you guys are bleeding. I’ll help you guys whatever way I can!” Appy: “It’s too late, you have to send this information to the rest of SBC so they can finish off Jared Leto.” Mandy: “Go now, OBAB. You are our only hope." OBAB: “I love you guys.” As OBAB departed, the rest of Carottecord questioned what’s next. Salmon: “What’s gonna happen to us now?” Fletcher: “I don’t know but we have to pray this will go in our way. It’s night, PRAY TO OLD MAN PATRICK”. Dman: “Amen to that!” Mythix: “I’m glad I’m doing my last breath with my friends, it’s been an honor.” As they prayed to Old Man Patrick, they didn’t realize that they were raptured and they were sent to Heaven, living the eternity in their own Heaven group. They would talk about SpongeChovy, calm and relaxed season 8 of SpongeBob, cartoons and much much more. OBAB sends this information to the remaining SBCers on Petoria and when you see their face, you can tell they are not so shocked. And they knew where Jared Leto would be, his private island. As 7 years go by, Hawk became the top pilot in the world, secretly carrying SBC members to the private island. Hawk: “Alright, you guys. This is where I drop you all off. I hope you can kick that nasty freak’s ass good.” Zaid: “You can count on us, Hawk! And I just gotta say, thanks for all our adventures in SpongeCraft. Hawk: “I had a blast, I hope when this is over, we can all go to Heaven and build our own SpongeCraft.” sbl: “Spoken like a true hawk.” Hawk drops them off as they are falling into their final quest to end Jared Leto. As they all were about to open their parachutes, CDCB was unable to open. CDCB: “OH GOD, OH GOD I’M GONNA DIE, I AM GONNA FUCKING DIE!!!” And then Trophy opened CDCB’s parachute, saving him from dying. Trophy: “Don’t go cold on us, man. We have a job to do so we can collect our award.” They landed safely on the island without anyone noticing. Kevin: “Alright hoes, time to kill that bitch.” They secretly looked around the island to find Jared Leto. SBCers all had spy training courtesy of Kieran and Patty and their “The Ariel and Amy School of Spies." BenPaz: “You guys, I found where Jared Leto is now. He is singing songs with these robot women inside this hotel, this is so freaky.” Izzy: “Alright, I’m gonna create a distraction, so you guys can deal with the robots.” Izzy then threw a bunch of rocks at the windows of other hotel rooms. As a result, Jared Leto heard the noises and started investigating. TJ: “The coast is clear.” Ex in command: “You know what to do. Your usual trick, OWM.” OWM jumped through the open window and started yelling.” OWM: “I AM THE OPEN WINDOW MANIAC and you are watching Disney Channel.” All the robot women screamed and escaped the building. Nugs: “Huh, I expected them to fight us but I’ll take this instead.” Rest of SBCers entered the room and find places to hide, so they can kill Jared Leto unguarded but what they didn’t anticipate was that Jared Leto put a booby trap. This opened a trap door that led to their downfall. Before they fell into the huge spikes, Meep used her magnets to toss SBCers into the walls. Meep: “There you go, that should stop us from falling.” Dark: “CLIMB UP NOW!” They all managed to climb but unfortunately Jared Leto found them. Jared Leto: “HAHAHAHAHA, I FOUND YOU ALL GOOD. AND THE PERSON WHO BROKE ALL MY WINDOWS. You will pay for those eventually.” Crush: “Sorry but we ran out of money, maybe we’ll give you an I.O.U.” Jared Leto: “Okay smart guy, you are the one to fall first. In fact you all will fall unless you beat me with this game.” Fa: “What kinda game?” Jared Leto: “A game called… THE WHEEL OF ENORMOUS PROPORTIONS!!!” Sophlez: “wat” And then a real life Wheel of Enormous Proportions emerged, making the remaining SBCers to join. Prez: “WOOHOO, I mean we’ll beat your ass.” jjs: “Perhaps Dman was spared from all this.” Jared Leto: “LET THE GAME BEGIN!!!” They started playing it with the wheel asking a bunch of trivia questions. They all did a good job, but so did Jared Leto, though that’s because he has a telepathic device on his head that allows him to cheat by looking into the wheel’s mind. They kept spinning the wheel and playing trivia over and over but Jared Leto had the highest score, so it was time for him to spin the last wheel. jjs: “We are so fucked if he wins.” Before Jared Leto started spinning the last wheel, Katie decided to kick Jared Leto and caused him to fall. Katie: “TAKE THAT MOTHERFUCKER!”. Out of sudden, JCM emerged out of nowhere for his last cameo, stole Jared Leto’s place and spun the wheel and won the game. JCM: “What the fuck, why am I in this post-apocalyptic What If episode?” Wheel thanked them for playing the game and Jared Leto’s question was answered. Jared Leto’s question was: “Is it Morbin’ time?” Wheel: “It is morbin’ time, morbin’ you to DIE!” Wheel electrocuted Jared Leto to death. Steel: “I honestly didn’t expect it’d go down like this but then again, what can you do, if at all?” jjs called Keanu Reeves through the camera. Keanu Reeves: “Is the job done?” jjs showed him the corpse of Jared Leto and said: “It’s over, we won.” Jared Leto was sent to Hell for eternity. And for the final twist, he was sent to a special hell with his dad, the real Satan, DOUG FORD. Doug Ford: “I’m done with you yahoo.” Jared Leto: “NOOOOOOOOOOOOO.” Jared Leto spent the rest of his eternity, eating Doug Ford’s delicious Cherry Cheese Cakes but unlike Homer’s donut hell, Jared Leto did not enjoy one bit. We cut back to Earth and Keanu Reeves congratulated them for their job, so he raptured them to Heaven. OMJ: “Thanks for the ascension, kind stranger.” And we finally see all of SBCers (as well as all non-SBC Carottecord and Hornytown residents, yes even BOB-E) in Heaven, reunited once more as they celebrate their reward and their reward is being a family forever. WhoBob: “I’m so glad you guys made it, too bad my Marvel job went nowhere but we can all be here together from now on. SBC, Carottecord, Hornytown. The Clarinet Trio, all in harmony. In fact, I have a special surprise for you guys.” Then for the final revelation, WhaleBlubber showed his face. WhaleBlubber: “YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD GET RID OF ME THIS EASILY? NAH, WE ARE DEAD.” SBC all together: “That’s right!” For their first time in Heaven, SBC, Carottecord, Hornytown and WhaleBlubber attend Maroon 5’s concert with Leedles as the lead singer. They all partied hard and lived happily ever after. The End

Members: Funniest Member: Cha, OWM, Wumbo, Dman, Clappy Chattiest Member: Prez, sbl, Winter, Zaid, Kat Spongiest Member: Carotte, Winter, Salmon, Fletcher, Prez Best Gamer: Dman, Prez, Winter, Carotte, Dark Showstopper: Kat, Aya, Clappy, Salmon, OMJ Geekiest Band Geeker: Kat, Clappy, Prez, Maniac, Steel Most Artistic Member: Cha, Steel, Kieran, CartoonCF, Salmon Best Artwork: Make Your Choice by Kieran, Feliz Dia de los Muertos by Maniac, Luigi Shave by Nugs, Salmon Suit by Steel, Ygor by Katie Best Pictionary Drawing: Vinnie the Dog by Zaid, Plankton by Katie, The Sampsons #15826 by Honest Slug, Sandy Look Out by Dark, Watership Down by Steel Honoray Staff Member: OWM and terminoob Honorary Member: Wumbo and Dman

Sooo... It's been 4 years. And I really gotta stop promising so much cuz I end up either not committing to them or commit and then never finish them (not that this project required an endpoint since each story is meant to be seperate). Why are we here then? Well I have been brainstorming ideas on my brain for a while cuz I like stories and being part of one compels me but I realize now that I gotta stop letting these ideas be in my head and then forget about them the next day. Therefore I'm reviving this project and I can't promise whether I'll commit to it or not but at the very least, I can make one story on top of my head right now. So welcome to... WHOBOB'S ASTONISHING TALES Starting off this episode with a really scary Halloween tale. I kinda goofed off thinking that this year's Octerror Fest's creator challenge is no longer Scary Story Contest (that's all on me cuz I forget things easily) but this idea got into my head and now I gotta write it. Enjoy this tale. The Man Who Murdered Me It's October 31, 2025 and it's a Halloween night but Halloween isn't an official holiday in Turkey. Although that doesn't stop some citizens of Turkey from celebrating it in their own way. The couple Mahmut and Ersin are passionate about Halloween because of horror movies they watch with each other and loving the spirit of it. So they decide to go to their favorite gay club in town to join a Halloween party. Mahmut dresses up like John Constantine (and it helps him get into the character because he cannot stop smoking) and Ersin dress up like Mister Sinister (because he loves queening out while being an evil scientist, don't get him near X-Men). Mahmut: "Come on honey, we are gonna be late for the party!" Ersin: "Yeah, yeah you don't have to yell at me. I'm ready." Mahmut: "You look very sexy in that costume, I gotta admit." Ersin: "Thank you babe but let's not forget to not drink too much at the party because you know how we can get it carried away. At least one of us has to be sober enough to find our way home in the middle of the night." Mahmut: "No problem, perhaps I can drink non-alcoholic beverage after taking a few shots." Ersin: "Promise me. There is a rumor going around in this town that there is a serial killer out in the loose and he targets queer men." Mahmut: "I promise we'll keep ourselves in check for our safety. No need to worry however. If anything happens to us, I'll make sure whoever hurt us gets what they deserve. One time I went to a fortune teller and they told me that my spirit will keep us in check in the time of a crisis." Ersin: "Yeah, maybe don't believe whatever they said. They tend to be con artists." Mahmut: "Come on, babe. Live a little!" They decide to go to the Halloween party and to hit the theme, everyone in the party decide to dress up like characters from modern pop culture who are canonically queer or subtextually queer. There are bunch of characters people dress up as, whether that's from Supernatural, Teen Wolf, Our Flag Means Death, BBC Sherlock, Star Wars etc. Mahmut: "Man, this place is packed!" Ersin: "Indeed, I wouldn't mind scoring some guys from here." Mahmut: "Always the horny mind with you." Ersin: "You gotta admit it, you are into me sleeping with other guys." Mahmut: "I sure do!" So they go for couple of drinks and dance hard on the floor, flirt with some guys and kiss them. Everything goes well until they go overboard with drinking. Some strong shots and viskis really turn their heads upside down. Ersin crashes as a result and Mahmut gets infuriated by it. "Babe, you told us not to get overboard and you didn't follow your own advice! Then again I didn't commit to my promise as well and here I am wasted as fuck." Mahmut tries so hard to wake Ersin up but it's no use. In his drunken state of mind, he goes to the bathroom but ominously, someone decides to stalk him. Mahmut jerks off in the bathroom for couple of minutes to relive himself and when he finishes up, he cleans himself and tries to sober up. "Man, It's really hard to get concentrated with this many drinks. I need to lift my boyfriend up and go back home." The man that follows him comes close to Mahmut, stares at him and Mahmut decides to flirt with him. Mahmut: "Hey there cutie, what'cha looking at?" The man: "Oh nothing, I just wanted to tell you that your boyfriend woke up and left the place without you, isn't that bad?" Mahmut: "No way! He'd never do something like this." The man: "Oh yeah? Then look into the chair he sat on with me." They go out of the bathroom and find out Ersin isn't there at all. Mahmut: "God dammit, that bastard. Leaving me stranded while I'm drunk. How am I supposed to go back home now?" The man: "Don't worry, I have a car, I'll take you directly to your home." Mahmut: "That'd be delightful. Thanks." So Mahmut and the man leave the party and what Mahmut doesn't realize is that Ersin woke up after they went to the bathroom, looking for him and the man knew it because he woke him up, telling him that his boyfriend is out there somewhere, so Ersin was looking into the huge crowd to find him before the man decided to follow Mahmut. Then Mahmut and the man enter the car and Mahmut thanks him for a pick up. Mahmut: "I couldn't have gone home without you, bro. I know I shouldn't have gone overboard with drinks but I couldn't help myself." The man: "No worries, I'll make you sober up while we are on our way." Then the man injects Mahmut with a sedative and Mahmut goes to sleep. The man: "I gotchu now." The man takes Mahmut to his house while he's unconsicous. He doesn't realize how heavy Mahmut was but he keeps trying to get him to his basement. The man: "Carrying a guy can surely be exhausting but it's useful for my operation." They enter the basement and it's filled with magical artifacts and potions. He takes Mahmut to the table, takes his knife and starts to butcher him. One by one, he cuts off his body without Mahmut feeling it. When butchering is complete, he starts burning the body parts to turn them into ashes. The man: "This will hopefully help me with the longevity I crave for. Other attempts were frankly failures. If this doesn't work out, I'll think of other methods." Meanwhile, during Mahmut and the man leaving the scenery, Ersin becomes worried that he cannot find his lover while he's drunk, so he asks the bartender Adem If he saw him. Ersin: "Hey man, you have known me and Mahmut for a while now. Is there a chance you saw him leaving?" Adem: "Yeah, I saw him be carried by some other fellow. I thought he was with you two since you guys love mingling with people here." Ersin: "Fuck, fuck, fuck. How do I find him?" Adem: "Hold on, let me check the camera records while you try to sober up." Adem decides to look into the records and gets the man's license plate. Ersin: "Did you find a clue?" Adem: "Yeah, I found the license plate. I have seen this car coming here come and go but I have been noticing lack of familiar faces here, that may be related to the serial killer people have been talking about." Ersin: "Oh god, we gotta do something." Adem: "Let's go to the police station and see what they can do." Ersin: "Don't be silly, they won't be any help to us." Adem: "We gotta start somewhere." Ersin: "Alright fine, let's go to the police station." As they are on their way to the police, the man chants some magical words to put spell on the ashes of Mahmut, so he can make a potion out of them and drink it to gain longevity. But what the man realizes that there is a spirit lurking in the shadows, whispering to his ears. The man: "Who is there? Show yourself this instant." And out of a sudden, the knife starts floating and attacks the man. The man: "What's going on? Did I do something wrong in the process?" Whispers have gotten stronger. "You did that, alright." The man goes out of the basement and locks the door. The man: "That was intense. I couldn't have predicted that." Ersin and Adem goes to the police office and unfortunately neither got a good result out of it. Ersin sulks so hard. Ersin: "What are we going to do? We are out of our options!" Adem: "Don't give up! There has to be some way to get your man." While they are talking, the man tries to figure out what just happened. The man: "I couldn't have possibly awaken something, right?" As he talks to himself, the pictures on his frames start coming to life, each turn into victims he has killed. "YOU MURDERED US." "YOU WILL PAY WITH YOUR SOUL!" "We'll not let you go." The man tries to leave his house but the front door disappears. "YOU WILL PAY, YOU WILL PAY!!!" The man screams hard, goes into his bedroom and locks the door. And then we cut back to Ersin and Adem. Ersin: "I'm just angry at myself, man. I know If I didn't drink too much, I wouldn't have crashed out and Mahmut would still be here." Adem: "I don't know what to say but I know that losing your loved one can be tough. Hopefully we can find a way to save him before it's too late." Ersin: "I just feel deep down that we might be too late." Then suddenly Ersin feels a connection, calling out to him. "Come find me, lover." Adem: "You went silent for a minute, is there something wrong?" Ersin: "I think I know where Mahmut is." The noises in the man's house have risen up, tormenting him hard. The man: "You don't understand!!! Death scares me as hell, I lost my only relative to cancer when I was child. It gets me thinking how little time I might have left, I had to do something!" Then Mahmut's ghost emerges and screams at him. "WHAT ABOUT THE LIVES YOU HAVE TAKEN? DIDN'T THEY DESERVE TO LIVE? YOU SELFISH LITTLE PRICK!" All of a sudden, the floor shatters and the man sees the pit of agony and torment. The man: "PLEASE, I'LL DO ANYTHING TO MAKE UP FOR IT. ANYTHING!" Mahmut: "ONLY IF YOU SUBMIT YOUR BODY TO ME!" The man: "What do I get in return?" Mahmut: "What you seek!" So Mahmut takes the man's body and removes his soul from the body. In a grotesque fashion, the man's body turns into Mahmut's own body while the man gets turned into a magically made gem, forever trapped in there for eternity. And other souls get closure for the revenge Mahmut inflicted on him. Leaving the world behind for a better one. Ersin and Adem drive around in the neighborhood and Ersin find a connection in the street the man lives in. Then suddenly Ersin finds the car outside the house. Adem and him leave the car, enter the building with brute force and sees Mahmut standing there with the gem. Ersin goes up to him, hugs him and kisses him. "What happened, babe? How did you survive?" Mahmut: "Well I told you the fortune teller was right. I was killed by the serial killer you talked about, body sliced into pieces, burnt into ashes. What kept me going was my love for you and how I knew I needed to survive to go back to you. I'm glad you heard me and found me." Then Mahmut shows Ersin the gem the man is trapped in. Ersin: "Wait, is this the killer? I seriously have no idea what the fuck just went on and what caused all this." Mahmut: "I trapped him into this gem, so he cannot hurt anyone else ever again." Ersin: "That's the bitch deserves for after all. Sorry for not following up on my promise, got too drunk and crashed out and I didn't know you were gone." Mahmut: "It's alright. I made that mistake too. But it sure as hell was a wild night after all. Halloween am I right?" Ersin: "I'm just glad you are alive." Adem: "Indeed, let's get out of here and never come back again." What Mahmut and Ersin don't fully realize that fortune teller put a spell on Mahmut to ensure his safety. She foresaw the danger they'd be getting into and she decided to turn this opportunity into saving them and getting justice for all the killings. Mahmut and Ersin head back home and they invite Adem to stay with them for the night. Mahmut and Ersin found a peaceful resolution after all this and it's that their love is powerful enough to keep each other alive and Adem found a new company with them. It was seriously a crazy Halloween night. THE END.

Thank god no Dubai Chocolate is among options.

Welcome again reader, WhoBob's underpaid narrator is back now that Cherry Cheesecake Man has recieved his happy ending in the void. Will he be back? Perhaps, perhaps not, who knows? Remember people were linking their What If episodes on discord and you used to see "Live BOB-E Reaction" image pop up in embed? For context, BOB-E (or BCG) is a member of Hawk's own server where there is a channel called Hornytown which is where Bob unleashes his inner horniness to a woman called Omni/ZeroSparkThirty (alongside most of residents there, you'll be lucky if you get one glass of milk from him) and he gets Day 0'd for being horny cuz he can't go one day without being horny. Imagine the horrors If BOB-E read SBC What If episodes... Episode 36: What If... Live BOB-E Reaction? This episode has been spoiler tagged for being too nsfw: Fin (as in Finland)

Fucking hell. Idk what I was thinking when I first heard about the episode. Because it truly sounded so fake after seeing a synopsis of it and the title. But no, this is an episode in which Gary loses his favorite balls and SpongeBob and Gary have to get them back. But my interest was risen after seeing it's animated by a different studio. It's an entirely CGI episode of the show but my god, they did the best thing ever. This episode isn't just one of my favorite post-sequel episodes, it's one of my favorite episodes of this show EVER and I don't think my mind will change. It truly is something special. It is such a simple concept, SpongeBob and Gary goes into the trenches to get Gary's toy back but has to deal with monsters inside it. What makes early SpongeBob cool is them taking simple concepts and making the most out of them and this episode is exactly that but so different with its animation style. It has such a unique tone to it with its animation and music, it is no ordinary SpongeBob episode. Maybe I can let slide of SpongeBob movies with bland CGI animation and whatever Kamp Koral was. Because none of them will match to the quality of this short. It's exciting, it's colorful, it's mesmerizing and so on. What really gets me tho is the ending in which Gary saves SpongeBob life by giving up his ball and telling him that it didn't matter, it is the memories he shared with SpongeBob that matters, so Gary gets a new ball and SpongeBob and Gary hug it out. Ofc this episode ends with the kid that kicked the previous ball kicked the new one again because this is still a comedy show but the fact that SpongeBob and Gary had this special moment made me cry so hard. You know you are doing something when you make me cry. Only other time I ever cried for SpongeBob was the scene in the first movie when SpongeBob and Patrick die from not getting water and that was such a high bar. Since this episode had this power, I know it's fucking incredible. It is the best Gary centric episode since Have You Seen This Snail for sure. This is something I would recommend to anyone who has ever adopted a pet before. The special bond between people and animals is beautiful and while I never had a pet of my own, the fact that I have known many pets of my loved ones and loved them so much had this much impact on me. Perfection, nothing else to say. Grade: 100/10

So... I stopped reviewing SpongeBob early in 2023. Mainly because I lost my interest in covering the show. When post-sequel era is mostly an inoffensive era with not exactly having much to say, I decided to quit for good. And the fact that this community no longer watch new episodes of the show regularly which I can sympathize. Now I kept up with the show for a while and talked about it on Discord but after season 13, I decided it was enough for me. I stopped watching the show with the exception of like a few season 15 episodes and two season 16 episodes out of interest. It's hard to capture the same excitement I had for this franchise all those years back. There were couple of exceptions though. Cosmic Shake, The Patrick Star Show and Plankton: The Movie. Cosmic Shake brought a new life into SpongeBob games and it helped me cope with tragedy of 2023 Turkey-Syria earthquakes. The Patrick Star Show was a genuinely creative and insane show with its own style and tone and loveable cast. It did something new with the franchise unlike Kamp Koral. And Plankton: The Movie was a great movie exploring the chemistry between Plankton and Karen, it was Mr. Lawrence's magnum opus with him celebrating his character. Unfortunately, even I had to stop watching The Patrick Star Show because while it is such a fun show, I realized there is not much to talk about and while it is a comforting show, I'd rather watch something that makes me wanna yap all day. So my interest for the franchise has mostly vanished this year with the exception of upcoming Titans of the Tide game. But yesterday, two new episodes premieres. The Haunted Bucket and Go Fetch. And I was only gonna watch Go Fetch but I decided to give The Haunted Bucket a shot due to it being a 16 minute Halloween special. And I honestly did not regret one bit. SpongeBob Halloween/horror episodes tend to be hit or miss. Scaredy Pants is a hilarious episode but it wouldn't crack my top 10 season 1 episodes list. Ghoul's Fools is a season 8 episode and most of SpongeBob fandom was so hyped about season 8 until we realized it wasn't actually good. It's not a bad episode but it's kinda just not energetic. Some funny jokes here and there but it's a slog. The Legend of Boo-Kini Bottom is a sick stop-motion Halloween special but I don't think it was as strong or memorable as It's A SpongeBob Christmas. Krabby Patty Creature Feature was okay I suppose. The Haunted Bucket tho? It definitely is one of the better ones out there. One thing I'll give post-sequel era is that for the most part, the animation looks superb. I was disappointed when they went from storyboary stroytelling to script storytelling but at least animation was something to give credit for after the lifeless and ugly animation of post-movie. And this episode was probably one of the best animated episodes of post-sequel out there. It has such cool visuals and kickass backgrounds to set the tone of this episode. It's a Halloween episode, so it has to look dark, gothy and scary. I enjoyed what they did here. The inside of Chum Bucket looks pretty damn cool with Plankton putting extra security in it. It has a unique Haunted House style. With some sci-fi atmosphere but spooky. And ofc when this episode reaches climax with ghosts appearing from the ground of Chum Bucket, ghosts look so cool and I love that they keep topping themselves with Plankton listing out every single cemetery he constructed Chum Bucket underneath. This episode is really exciting with fast paced action and comedy. Jokes really hit for the most part. I love that Patrick pulls Squidward out of his pants, dragging him into this mess Squidward put SpongeBob and Patrick in the first place. Plankton and Karen deciding to scare our trio has some funny slapstick, particularly loved when trio sucked their thumb after seeing Plankton and Karen in their costume. Squidward having no rush to push the button of the device that will make SpongeBob absorb the ghosts and possibly kill him was one of the better "Squidward hates SpongeBob" jokes, it goes so quick and it is nothing but pure silly, I can't help but laugh at it. The twist of ghosts only wanting to do trick or treat was impressive of itself and I love the jokes with possessed SpongeBob being okay with carrying the ghost and making them trick or treat with Patrick, Squidward, Karen and Plankton. The ending with Squidward wanting to go to Hell with ghosts but instead being stuck in the ground was a neat way to cap off this episode, although I wish it had more of a breather instead of cutting the ep right there. Another positive thing I can say about this episode is that I love how much of a roster SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Plankton and Karen make in this episode. When they all come together to stop the ghosts, it becomes so much entertaining and I like when the show switches up its dynamics. Surprisingly there was no Mr. Krabs in this episode but I don't think he needed to be here anyways. Fun to watch a Plankton and Karen episode that has nothing to do with Krabby Patty Formula. It made for an entertaining episode with cool dynamics. I don't have to many complaints, this episode rocked. Brilliant animation with a cool scary tone setting. Hilarious jokes. Fun roster. Now I won't follow this franchise religiously as I did before but It's cool to see them making cool stuff like this alongside Go Fetch to make me tuned in from time to time. It shows me that you can still put life into a franchise that has been going for this long. Grade: 9/10

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Everyone's a critic /j

Rev up those fryers cuz I am sure I'm hungry for one- People of SBC, time to ask an important question to you all. What's your favorite SpongeBob food? Vote now or serve at Krusty Krab.

Gotta blast!

I'm racing against racism

Nostalgia Critic will pay for his crimes for shooting Pluto!

it's gonna be peak, I just know it. DAVID HASSELHOFF!!!

Welcome back to another fruity poll. This time we are asking what is your favorite fruit. Enjoy.

Welcome dear readers. It is I, Cherry Cheesecake Man from Earth-G7! I was a character in an episode of What If until I gained cosmic cherry meta awareness and became the narrator of this episode. That’s what I get for beating a dinosaur with hammers while I was high on cherry cheesecake. Anyways, this isn’t about me. This is about a wacky forum called SBC and their obsession with a yellow kitchen sponge. You might wanna ask, dear reader. What could go wrong If SBCers decide to create a show called SpongeBob? Episode 29: What If... SpongeBob Was Created By SBCers? This is the sacred timeline in which we have a bunch of SBC members talking about their interests. One day, JCM had this crazy idea. JCM: “Hmmm, I just thought of something really fun, members. We should build a time machine!” Everyone was at first confused by what JCM wants to do with a time machine, but they all decided why the fuck not. So every member got together in the USA, they even smuggled WhoBob from Turkey. They all bought gears and products from the same dealer Phineas and Ferb get to build their machines. So they used their brains and muscles to build a perfect time machine. JCM: “Alright, gang, we are traveling back to 1997, to meet Stephen Hillenburg to witness the creation of SpongeBob!” Everyone: “Hooray!” So they traveled back in time but due to the time vortex appearing above Hillenburg, he got sucked into it, leaving him stranded on whatever timeline he went off to. JCM: “Well, shit. We lost the creator of SpongeBob. This could really affect the timeline folks, what are we gonna do!?” Clappy: “I say, we find Hillen-” Prez: “WE CREATE SPONGEBOB IN THE NAME OF STEPHEN!” JCM: “...sure why not. Best to honor our guy.” Clappy: "So I guess we are going with this. Hillenburg will be fine I bet!" So they decide to gather the cast and crew to make SpongeBob. What happens next is very messy. Carotte: “I say we have more SpongeBeak content added here.” Wumbo: “We gotta make Mrs. Puff rougher, make I’M THE HUFF her catchphrase!” Katie: “More focus on Plankton being a bitchy husband!” Steel: “We have to put some Simpsons references on the show too. Kids love references.” Wumbo: “That’s right!” Kat: "We gotta add Todd in the Shadows as a guest star eventually." Dman: "Wouldn't he be too young in this timeline?" Kat: "Don't overthink it. Salmon: "Squidasaurus Rex is appearing many years before the movie cuz I said so!" WhoBob: "Unlike the cowards of post-sequel writers, let's make SquidBob officially canon. We are adding so many gay sex jokes into this show." Cha: "I already am thinking of making bunch of SquidBob plotlines." Omair: "We can't do SquidBob if we don't do Squidiam first!" Winter: “But we can't make this show If we don't have the art style be MarkerBob!” Everyone else: “yep, yep yep.” So they finally made their first season which turned out to be a fucking mess. But the audience loved how horrible this was. It lasted for 6 seasons and a movie. They weren’t aware that people just love their trashy content just as much as they loved a well written show. Even Mr. Enter became a fan of it, much to anyone's surprise. And despite the quality being shit, it made for hilarious memes and tiktok videos people can share with each other. Now this timeline officially became Earth-SBC. And Hillenburg was captured by TVA and got sent into the void with me, Cherry Cheesecake Man. Now we became bestest of pals and spent our days eating nothing but cherry cheesecake and talking about our overlord Doug Ford.

indigo for final time

orange cat behavior

Gay Yellow Kitchen Sponge

orange you glad?

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