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Sooo... It's been 4 years. And I really gotta stop promising so much cuz I end up either not committing to them or commit and then never finish them (not that this project required an endpoint since each story is meant to be seperate). Why are we here then? Well I have been brainstorming ideas on my brain for a while cuz I like stories and being part of one compels me but I realize now that I gotta stop letting these ideas be in my head and then forget about them the next day. Therefore I'm reviving this project and I can't promise whether I'll commit to it or not but at the very least, I can make one story on top of my head right now. So welcome to... WHOBOB'S ASTONISHING TALES Starting off this episode with a really scary Halloween tale. I kinda goofed off thinking that this year's Octerror Fest's creator challenge is no longer Scary Story Contest (that's all on me cuz I forget things easily) but this idea got into my head and now I gotta write it. Enjoy this tale. The Man Who Murdered Me It's October 31, 2025 and it's a Halloween night but Halloween isn't an official holiday in Turkey. Although that doesn't stop some citizens of Turkey from celebrating it in their own way. The couple Mahmut and Ersin are passionate about Halloween because of horror movies they watch with each other and loving the spirit of it. So they decide to go to their favorite gay club in town to join a Halloween party. Mahmut dresses up like John Constantine (and it helps him get into the character because he cannot stop smoking) and Ersin dress up like Mister Sinister (because he loves queening out while being an evil scientist, don't get him near X-Men). Mahmut: "Come on honey, we are gonna be late for the party!" Ersin: "Yeah, yeah you don't have to yell at me. I'm ready." Mahmut: "You look very sexy in that costume, I gotta admit." Ersin: "Thank you babe but let's not forget to not drink too much at the party because you know how we can get it carried away. At least one of us has to be sober enough to find our way home in the middle of the night." Mahmut: "No problem, perhaps I can drink non-alcoholic beverage after taking a few shots." Ersin: "Promise me. There is a rumor going around in this town that there is a serial killer out in the loose and he targets queer men." Mahmut: "I promise we'll keep ourselves in check for our safety. No need to worry however. If anything happens to us, I'll make sure whoever hurt us gets what they deserve. One time I went to a fortune teller and they told me that my spirit will keep us in check in the time of a crisis." Ersin: "Yeah, maybe don't believe whatever they said. They tend to be con artists." Mahmut: "Come on, babe. Live a little!" They decide to go to the Halloween party and to hit the theme, everyone in the party decide to dress up like characters from modern pop culture who are canonically queer or subtextually queer. There are bunch of characters people dress up as, whether that's from Supernatural, Teen Wolf, Our Flag Means Death, BBC Sherlock, Star Wars etc. Mahmut: "Man, this place is packed!" Ersin: "Indeed, I wouldn't mind scoring some guys from here." Mahmut: "Always the horny mind with you." Ersin: "You gotta admit it, you are into me sleeping with other guys." Mahmut: "I sure do!" So they go for couple of drinks and dance hard on the floor, flirt with some guys and kiss them. Everything goes well until they go overboard with drinking. Some strong shots and viskis really turn their heads upside down. Ersin crashes as a result and Mahmut gets infuriated by it. "Babe, you told us not to get overboard and you didn't follow your own advice! Then again I didn't commit to my promise as well and here I am wasted as fuck." Mahmut tries so hard to wake Ersin up but it's no use. In his drunken state of mind, he goes to the bathroom but ominously, someone decides to stalk him. Mahmut jerks off in the bathroom for couple of minutes to relive himself and when he finishes up, he cleans himself and tries to sober up. "Man, It's really hard to get concentrated with this many drinks. I need to lift my boyfriend up and go back home." The man that follows him comes close to Mahmut, stares at him and Mahmut decides to flirt with him. Mahmut: "Hey there cutie, what'cha looking at?" The man: "Oh nothing, I just wanted to tell you that your boyfriend woke up and left the place without you, isn't that bad?" Mahmut: "No way! He'd never do something like this." The man: "Oh yeah? Then look into the chair he sat on with me." They go out of the bathroom and find out Ersin isn't there at all. Mahmut: "God dammit, that bastard. Leaving me stranded while I'm drunk. How am I supposed to go back home now?" The man: "Don't worry, I have a car, I'll take you directly to your home." Mahmut: "That'd be delightful. Thanks." So Mahmut and the man leave the party and what Mahmut doesn't realize is that Ersin woke up after they went to the bathroom, looking for him and the man knew it because he woke him up, telling him that his boyfriend is out there somewhere, so Ersin was looking into the huge crowd to find him before the man decided to follow Mahmut. Then Mahmut and the man enter the car and Mahmut thanks him for a pick up. Mahmut: "I couldn't have gone home without you, bro. I know I shouldn't have gone overboard with drinks but I couldn't help myself." The man: "No worries, I'll make you sober up while we are on our way." Then the man injects Mahmut with a sedative and Mahmut goes to sleep. The man: "I gotchu now." The man takes Mahmut to his house while he's unconsicous. He doesn't realize how heavy Mahmut was but he keeps trying to get him to his basement. The man: "Carrying a guy can surely be exhausting but it's useful for my operation." They enter the basement and it's filled with magical artifacts and potions. He takes Mahmut to the table, takes his knife and starts to butcher him. One by one, he cuts off his body without Mahmut feeling it. When butchering is complete, he starts burning the body parts to turn them into ashes. The man: "This will hopefully help me with the longevity I crave for. Other attempts were frankly failures. If this doesn't work out, I'll think of other methods." Meanwhile, during Mahmut and the man leaving the scenery, Ersin becomes worried that he cannot find his lover while he's drunk, so he asks the bartender Adem If he saw him. Ersin: "Hey man, you have known me and Mahmut for a while now. Is there a chance you saw him leaving?" Adem: "Yeah, I saw him be carried by some other fellow. I thought he was with you two since you guys love mingling with people here." Ersin: "Fuck, fuck, fuck. How do I find him?" Adem: "Hold on, let me check the camera records while you try to sober up." Adem decides to look into the records and gets the man's license plate. Ersin: "Did you find a clue?" Adem: "Yeah, I found the license plate. I have seen this car coming here come and go but I have been noticing lack of familiar faces here, that may be related to the serial killer people have been talking about." Ersin: "Oh god, we gotta do something." Adem: "Let's go to the police station and see what they can do." Ersin: "Don't be silly, they won't be any help to us." Adem: "We gotta start somewhere." Ersin: "Alright fine, let's go to the police station." As they are on their way to the police, the man chants some magical words to put spell on the ashes of Mahmut, so he can make a potion out of them and drink it to gain longevity. But what the man realizes that there is a spirit lurking in the shadows, whispering to his ears. The man: "Who is there? Show yourself this instant." And out of a sudden, the knife starts floating and attacks the man. The man: "What's going on? Did I do something wrong in the process?" Whispers have gotten stronger. "You did that, alright." The man goes out of the basement and locks the door. The man: "That was intense. I couldn't have predicted that." Ersin and Adem goes to the police office and unfortunately neither got a good result out of it. Ersin sulks so hard. Ersin: "What are we going to do? We are out of our options!" Adem: "Don't give up! There has to be some way to get your man." While they are talking, the man tries to figure out what just happened. The man: "I couldn't have possibly awaken something, right?" As he talks to himself, the pictures on his frames start coming to life, each turn into victims he has killed. "YOU MURDERED US." "YOU WILL PAY WITH YOUR SOUL!" "We'll not let you go." The man tries to leave his house but the front door disappears. "YOU WILL PAY, YOU WILL PAY!!!" The man screams hard, goes into his bedroom and locks the door. And then we cut back to Ersin and Adem. Ersin: "I'm just angry at myself, man. I know If I didn't drink too much, I wouldn't have crashed out and Mahmut would still be here." Adem: "I don't know what to say but I know that losing your loved one can be tough. Hopefully we can find a way to save him before it's too late." Ersin: "I just feel deep down that we might be too late." Then suddenly Ersin feels a connection, calling out to him. "Come find me, lover." Adem: "You went silent for a minute, is there something wrong?" Ersin: "I think I know where Mahmut is." The noises in the man's house have risen up, tormenting him hard. The man: "You don't understand!!! Death scares me as hell, I lost my only relative to cancer when I was child. It gets me thinking how little time I might have left, I had to do something!" Then Mahmut's ghost emerges and screams at him. "WHAT ABOUT THE LIVES YOU HAVE TAKEN? DIDN'T THEY DESERVE TO LIVE? YOU SELFISH LITTLE PRICK!" All of a sudden, the floor shatters and the man sees the pit of agony and torment. The man: "PLEASE, I'LL DO ANYTHING TO MAKE UP FOR IT. ANYTHING!" Mahmut: "ONLY IF YOU SUBMIT YOUR BODY TO ME!" The man: "What do I get in return?" Mahmut: "What you seek!" So Mahmut takes the man's body and removes his soul from the body. In a grotesque fashion, the man's body turns into Mahmut's own body while the man gets turned into a magically made gem, forever trapped in there for eternity. And other souls get closure for the revenge Mahmut inflicted on him. Leaving the world behind for a better one. Ersin and Adem drive around in the neighborhood and Ersin find a connection in the street the man lives in. Then suddenly Ersin finds the car outside the house. Adem and him leave the car, enter the building with brute force and sees Mahmut standing there with the gem. Ersin goes up to him, hugs him and kisses him. "What happened, babe? How did you survive?" Mahmut: "Well I told you the fortune teller was right. I was killed by the serial killer you talked about, body sliced into pieces, burnt into ashes. What kept me going was my love for you and how I knew I needed to survive to go back to you. I'm glad you heard me and found me." Then Mahmut shows Ersin the gem the man is trapped in. Ersin: "Wait, is this the killer? I seriously have no idea what the fuck just went on and what caused all this." Mahmut: "I trapped him into this gem, so he cannot hurt anyone else ever again." Ersin: "That's the bitch deserves for after all. Sorry for not following up on my promise, got too drunk and crashed out and I didn't know you were gone." Mahmut: "It's alright. I made that mistake too. But it sure as hell was a wild night after all. Halloween am I right?" Ersin: "I'm just glad you are alive." Adem: "Indeed, let's get out of here and never come back again." What Mahmut and Ersin don't fully realize that fortune teller put a spell on Mahmut to ensure his safety. She foresaw the danger they'd be getting into and she decided to turn this opportunity into saving them and getting justice for all the killings. Mahmut and Ersin head back home and they invite Adem to stay with them for the night. Mahmut and Ersin found a peaceful resolution after all this and it's that their love is powerful enough to keep each other alive and Adem found a new company with them. It was seriously a crazy Halloween night. THE END.

Thank god no Dubai Chocolate is among options.

Welcome again reader, WhoBob's underpaid narrator is back now that Cherry Cheesecake Man has recieved his happy ending in the void. Will he be back? Perhaps, perhaps not, who knows? Remember people were linking their What If episodes on discord and you used to see "Live BOB-E Reaction" image pop up in embed? For context, BOB-E (or BCG) is a member of Hawk's own server where there is a channel called Hornytown which is where Bob unleashes his inner horniness to a woman called Omni/ZeroSparkThirty (alongside most of residents there, you'll be lucky if you get one glass of milk from him) and he gets Day 0'd for being horny cuz he can't go one day without being horny. Imagine the horrors If BOB-E read SBC What If episodes... Episode 36: What If... Live BOB-E Reaction? This episode has been spoiler tagged for being too nsfw: Fin (as in Finland)

Fucking hell. Idk what I was thinking when I first heard about the episode. Because it truly sounded so fake after seeing a synopsis of it and the title. But no, this is an episode in which Gary loses his favorite balls and SpongeBob and Gary have to get them back. But my interest was risen after seeing it's animated by a different studio. It's an entirely CGI episode of the show but my god, they did the best thing ever. This episode isn't just one of my favorite post-sequel episodes, it's one of my favorite episodes of this show EVER and I don't think my mind will change. It truly is something special. It is such a simple concept, SpongeBob and Gary goes into the trenches to get Gary's toy back but has to deal with monsters inside it. What makes early SpongeBob cool is them taking simple concepts and making the most out of them and this episode is exactly that but so different with its animation style. It has such a unique tone to it with its animation and music, it is no ordinary SpongeBob episode. Maybe I can let slide of SpongeBob movies with bland CGI animation and whatever Kamp Koral was. Because none of them will match to the quality of this short. It's exciting, it's colorful, it's mesmerizing and so on. What really gets me tho is the ending in which Gary saves SpongeBob life by giving up his ball and telling him that it didn't matter, it is the memories he shared with SpongeBob that matters, so Gary gets a new ball and SpongeBob and Gary hug it out. Ofc this episode ends with the kid that kicked the previous ball kicked the new one again because this is still a comedy show but the fact that SpongeBob and Gary had this special moment made me cry so hard. You know you are doing something when you make me cry. Only other time I ever cried for SpongeBob was the scene in the first movie when SpongeBob and Patrick die from not getting water and that was such a high bar. Since this episode had this power, I know it's fucking incredible. It is the best Gary centric episode since Have You Seen This Snail for sure. This is something I would recommend to anyone who has ever adopted a pet before. The special bond between people and animals is beautiful and while I never had a pet of my own, the fact that I have known many pets of my loved ones and loved them so much had this much impact on me. Perfection, nothing else to say. Grade: 100/10

So... I stopped reviewing SpongeBob early in 2023. Mainly because I lost my interest in covering the show. When post-sequel era is mostly an inoffensive era with not exactly having much to say, I decided to quit for good. And the fact that this community no longer watch new episodes of the show regularly which I can sympathize. Now I kept up with the show for a while and talked about it on Discord but after season 13, I decided it was enough for me. I stopped watching the show with the exception of like a few season 15 episodes and two season 16 episodes out of interest. It's hard to capture the same excitement I had for this franchise all those years back. There were couple of exceptions though. Cosmic Shake, The Patrick Star Show and Plankton: The Movie. Cosmic Shake brought a new life into SpongeBob games and it helped me cope with tragedy of 2023 Turkey-Syria earthquakes. The Patrick Star Show was a genuinely creative and insane show with its own style and tone and loveable cast. It did something new with the franchise unlike Kamp Koral. And Plankton: The Movie was a great movie exploring the chemistry between Plankton and Karen, it was Mr. Lawrence's magnum opus with him celebrating his character. Unfortunately, even I had to stop watching The Patrick Star Show because while it is such a fun show, I realized there is not much to talk about and while it is a comforting show, I'd rather watch something that makes me wanna yap all day. So my interest for the franchise has mostly vanished this year with the exception of upcoming Titans of the Tide game. But yesterday, two new episodes premieres. The Haunted Bucket and Go Fetch. And I was only gonna watch Go Fetch but I decided to give The Haunted Bucket a shot due to it being a 16 minute Halloween special. And I honestly did not regret one bit. SpongeBob Halloween/horror episodes tend to be hit or miss. Scaredy Pants is a hilarious episode but it wouldn't crack my top 10 season 1 episodes list. Ghoul's Fools is a season 8 episode and most of SpongeBob fandom was so hyped about season 8 until we realized it wasn't actually good. It's not a bad episode but it's kinda just not energetic. Some funny jokes here and there but it's a slog. The Legend of Boo-Kini Bottom is a sick stop-motion Halloween special but I don't think it was as strong or memorable as It's A SpongeBob Christmas. Krabby Patty Creature Feature was okay I suppose. The Haunted Bucket tho? It definitely is one of the better ones out there. One thing I'll give post-sequel era is that for the most part, the animation looks superb. I was disappointed when they went from storyboary stroytelling to script storytelling but at least animation was something to give credit for after the lifeless and ugly animation of post-movie. And this episode was probably one of the best animated episodes of post-sequel out there. It has such cool visuals and kickass backgrounds to set the tone of this episode. It's a Halloween episode, so it has to look dark, gothy and scary. I enjoyed what they did here. The inside of Chum Bucket looks pretty damn cool with Plankton putting extra security in it. It has a unique Haunted House style. With some sci-fi atmosphere but spooky. And ofc when this episode reaches climax with ghosts appearing from the ground of Chum Bucket, ghosts look so cool and I love that they keep topping themselves with Plankton listing out every single cemetery he constructed Chum Bucket underneath. This episode is really exciting with fast paced action and comedy. Jokes really hit for the most part. I love that Patrick pulls Squidward out of his pants, dragging him into this mess Squidward put SpongeBob and Patrick in the first place. Plankton and Karen deciding to scare our trio has some funny slapstick, particularly loved when trio sucked their thumb after seeing Plankton and Karen in their costume. Squidward having no rush to push the button of the device that will make SpongeBob absorb the ghosts and possibly kill him was one of the better "Squidward hates SpongeBob" jokes, it goes so quick and it is nothing but pure silly, I can't help but laugh at it. The twist of ghosts only wanting to do trick or treat was impressive of itself and I love the jokes with possessed SpongeBob being okay with carrying the ghost and making them trick or treat with Patrick, Squidward, Karen and Plankton. The ending with Squidward wanting to go to Hell with ghosts but instead being stuck in the ground was a neat way to cap off this episode, although I wish it had more of a breather instead of cutting the ep right there. Another positive thing I can say about this episode is that I love how much of a roster SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Plankton and Karen make in this episode. When they all come together to stop the ghosts, it becomes so much entertaining and I like when the show switches up its dynamics. Surprisingly there was no Mr. Krabs in this episode but I don't think he needed to be here anyways. Fun to watch a Plankton and Karen episode that has nothing to do with Krabby Patty Formula. It made for an entertaining episode with cool dynamics. I don't have to many complaints, this episode rocked. Brilliant animation with a cool scary tone setting. Hilarious jokes. Fun roster. Now I won't follow this franchise religiously as I did before but It's cool to see them making cool stuff like this alongside Go Fetch to make me tuned in from time to time. It shows me that you can still put life into a franchise that has been going for this long. Grade: 9/10

crepes, it's peak

Everyone's a critic /j

Rev up those fryers cuz I am sure I'm hungry for one- People of SBC, time to ask an important question to you all. What's your favorite SpongeBob food? Vote now or serve at Krusty Krab.

Gotta blast!

I'm racing against racism

Nostalgia Critic will pay for his crimes for shooting Pluto!

it's gonna be peak, I just know it. DAVID HASSELHOFF!!!

Welcome back to another fruity poll. This time we are asking what is your favorite fruit. Enjoy.

Welcome dear readers. It is I, Cherry Cheesecake Man from Earth-G7! I was a character in an episode of What If until I gained cosmic cherry meta awareness and became the narrator of this episode. That’s what I get for beating a dinosaur with hammers while I was high on cherry cheesecake. Anyways, this isn’t about me. This is about a wacky forum called SBC and their obsession with a yellow kitchen sponge. You might wanna ask, dear reader. What could go wrong If SBCers decide to create a show called SpongeBob? Episode 29: What If... SpongeBob Was Created By SBCers? This is the sacred timeline in which we have a bunch of SBC members talking about their interests. One day, JCM had this crazy idea. JCM: “Hmmm, I just thought of something really fun, members. We should build a time machine!” Everyone was at first confused by what JCM wants to do with a time machine, but they all decided why the fuck not. So every member got together in the USA, they even smuggled WhoBob from Turkey. They all bought gears and products from the same dealer Phineas and Ferb get to build their machines. So they used their brains and muscles to build a perfect time machine. JCM: “Alright, gang, we are traveling back to 1997, to meet Stephen Hillenburg to witness the creation of SpongeBob!” Everyone: “Hooray!” So they traveled back in time but due to the time vortex appearing above Hillenburg, he got sucked into it, leaving him stranded on whatever timeline he went off to. JCM: “Well, shit. We lost the creator of SpongeBob. This could really affect the timeline folks, what are we gonna do!?” Clappy: “I say, we find Hillen-” Prez: “WE CREATE SPONGEBOB IN THE NAME OF STEPHEN!” JCM: “...sure why not. Best to honor our guy.” Clappy: "So I guess we are going with this. Hillenburg will be fine I bet!" So they decide to gather the cast and crew to make SpongeBob. What happens next is very messy. Carotte: “I say we have more SpongeBeak content added here.” Wumbo: “We gotta make Mrs. Puff rougher, make I’M THE HUFF her catchphrase!” Katie: “More focus on Plankton being a bitchy husband!” Steel: “We have to put some Simpsons references on the show too. Kids love references.” Wumbo: “That’s right!” Kat: "We gotta add Todd in the Shadows as a guest star eventually." Dman: "Wouldn't he be too young in this timeline?" Kat: "Don't overthink it. Salmon: "Squidasaurus Rex is appearing many years before the movie cuz I said so!" WhoBob: "Unlike the cowards of post-sequel writers, let's make SquidBob officially canon. We are adding so many gay sex jokes into this show." Cha: "I already am thinking of making bunch of SquidBob plotlines." Omair: "We can't do SquidBob if we don't do Squidiam first!" Winter: “But we can't make this show If we don't have the art style be MarkerBob!” Everyone else: “yep, yep yep.” So they finally made their first season which turned out to be a fucking mess. But the audience loved how horrible this was. It lasted for 6 seasons and a movie. They weren’t aware that people just love their trashy content just as much as they loved a well written show. Even Mr. Enter became a fan of it, much to anyone's surprise. And despite the quality being shit, it made for hilarious memes and tiktok videos people can share with each other. Now this timeline officially became Earth-SBC. And Hillenburg was captured by TVA and got sent into the void with me, Cherry Cheesecake Man. Now we became bestest of pals and spent our days eating nothing but cherry cheesecake and talking about our overlord Doug Ford.

indigo for final time

orange cat behavior

Gay Yellow Kitchen Sponge

orange you glad?

gray

go red

green lantern corps

smelling the violet