Plankton

I love messing things up.

I don't know. I never thought I'd get this far.

Hey kids, it's Chummy the Clown!

I love The SpongeBob Community.

I would like to humbly apologize for my nefarious behavior on the forum, including my three takeover attempts. I love this community and will not plot anything against it ever again. I will also no longer try to steal the formula.

Would anyone be interested in Pretty Chum Burgers?

You're hired again!

I knew I should've gotten the turbo.

What the scallop?

Huh, if I knew it was that easy for a criminal to win an election, I would've run!

Wait, where'd you get that piano?

Four heaping pounds of freshly ground...Plankton!?!

Forget Pretty Patties, try Pretty Chumsticks, in six delectable flavors!

I hate the young people's music.

Okay Neptune, time to kill.

Oh, grow up. What, you think this is a game of kickball on the playground? You never had a chance to defeat me, fool! And you know why?

I will not eat dirt.

Chum is metabolic fuel.

Oh come all ye fearful, cower as I CRUSH YOU!

Ground me if you want, nothing will unroast the Thanksgiving turkey.

I hate Halloween because nobody ever asks me for chum candy!

Maybe Krabs can handle one Plankton, but let's see him take on two, or ten, or a hundred, or a thousand!

Ow, I got a bubble in my eye.

I see you...ZAP!

COME TO PAPA!!!