Plankton

What the scallop?

Huh, if I knew it was that easy for a criminal to win an election, I would've run!

Wait, where'd you get that piano?

Four heaping pounds of freshly ground...Plankton!?!

Forget Pretty Patties, try Pretty Chumsticks, in six delectable flavors!

I hate the young people's music.

Okay Neptune, time to kill.

Oh, grow up. What, you think this is a game of kickball on the playground? You never had a chance to defeat me, fool! And you know why?

I will not eat dirt.

Chum is metabolic fuel.

Oh come all ye fearful, cower as I CRUSH YOU!

Ground me if you want, nothing will unroast the Thanksgiving turkey.

I hate Halloween because nobody ever asks me for chum candy!

Maybe Krabs can handle one Plankton, but let's see him take on two, or ten, or a hundred, or a thousand!

Ow, I got a bubble in my eye.

I see you...ZAP!

COME TO PAPA!!!

Come and eat at the Chum Bucket! Every fucking day we'll stuff your face full of shit!

No, I'm not on my way to the grand opening ceremony!

Mr. Krabs gets to eat real food!

F is for fire, that burns down the whole town!

Thankfully I don't have to worry about a futile strike because nobody works at the Chum Bucket!

That's it, mister! You just lost your brain privileges!

I refuse to deteriorate my intelligence back to the stone age for this fomfoolery...oh dear, is that a T-Rex?

Mediocre clarinet player.