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Posts posted by Mr. Eugene Krabs
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1 minute ago, Halibut said:
why are your eyes white in that gif
Yar har har! I knew that deal with @satan was a bad move.
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2 minutes ago, Halibut said:
Why don't you get back to work you fucking mascot of late stage capitalism
Angry at the establishment are ye? Let me play you a sad song on the world's smallest mass-produced violin.
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1 minute ago, Wintermelon43 said:
Communists are the best ones though
...Get back to work, Mr. Melon.
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When will ye be answering these questions, lass? Ar ar ar!
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1 minute ago, Cha♡ said:
do u believe girl groups deserve more respect in these current eras?
Arr, girl groups be needing more respect. My Pearl likes to listen to Boys Who Cry, but her old man is much more appreciate of more classical artists.
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2 minutes ago, Halibut said:
Promise not to kill me and also to respect my faith and then I won't report you to the authorities, Eugene
The Krusty Krab is supportive of all religions and ideologies-- unless yer a filthy Commie, ar ar ar!
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Just now, Wintermelon43 said:
Why did you bring Plankton to the point where he tried to kill himself?
Ar ar ar, that little one-eyed chode did it 'imself! And I would've gotten away with it, had it not been reviewed by that Enter incel!
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Just now, Squidward Tentacles said:
...Why is there smoke coming out of your ass, Eugene?
Fuck yerselves lads!
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1 minute ago, Wintermelon43 said:
Hey Mr Krabs, can I have a raise?
No.
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3 minutes ago, Renegade the Unicorn said:
Eugene?!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR MOTHER'S BLOOMERS?!
Ar ar ar, nothin' like a successful solo mission!
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6 minutes ago, Cha♡ said:
How did your mommy get an account Eugene H.?
How are ye STILL obsessing over TBC in 2018 when in died back in January? Ar ar ar!!
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2 minutes ago, Halibut said:
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Uhhhhhhhhhh
Uhhhh
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This is a number two semigloss lipstick?
Halibut, you hooked @Squidward Tentacles's dick to the backspring! Now I have to kill ye.
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Just now, Halibut said:
No
I trusted you, and you asked me THIS!
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Just now, jjsthekid said:
Do you commit tax fraud?
That's between me and the IRS, boy-o!
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...and then get back to work, laddies.
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1 minute ago, Mama Krabs said:
@Eugene Krabs EUGENE! I told you to go to your room.
Yes Mommy...
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Arararar! Concerned about the brainwashing of U.S. soldiers who had been Korean prisoners of war, the CIA funded mind-control experiments across North America. They turned to Dr. Ewen Cameron and Montreal’s famed Allen Memorial Institute. That aside, what is ye favorite land mark in America's hat me lad?
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7 hours ago, Young Nug said:
what live concert version are you talking about
12:55 Who Dat Boy's drop was the most tear shedding thing this ol' geezer has ever seen, along with the entire video.
What do you think of Pied Piper and DNA? This old Krabs' favorite tunes to listen in his Little Buddy.
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...Get back to work, Mr. Squidward.
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YES! Hello. I'd like you to play that song again.
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ARR, what be your favorite ice cream flavor young lass?
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ARR, me lad what be yer opinion on the flawless and totally replayable album known as Scum Fuck Flower Boy? (Which this ol’ soft shell recommends the live concert version as well, one of the best concerts this old man has ever laid his eyes on.)
Ask Ol' Mr. Krabs yer questions!
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Sorry mommy...