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Mr. Eugene Krabs

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  1. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    Well, during this summer break, the children wander Bikini Bottom unsupervised, their pockets lined with allowance. Free to spend their money without any parental guidance whatsoever. I guess that's what I like best. Sure, I suppose some would try and take advantage of this situation by selling them toys or candy, but I sleep well at night with the knowledge that I'm providing them with something they need: a nutritious meal. Come here, you little piggies!

    1. That Excited SpongeKid

      That Excited SpongeKid

      I'd rather play on your lawn

  2. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    I can think of ten good reasons to never let go of a dime, boy.

  3. Mr. Eugene Krabs
    Discuss Squidward's strange cousin here! https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/Squidmund
  4. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    I love me mother so much I actually spent money on her Mother's Day gift! Shame she doesn't appear on the show anymore.

  5. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    But they didn't, did they, Mr. Squidward? 'Cause they were too busy eatin' out of mine. I wish you two had gone on strike earlier. Thanks for attractin' all these payin' customers with all your signage and your sloganeerin'!

  6. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    We shall never deny a guest, even the most ridiculous request.

  7. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    The kitchen is no place for a live horse!

    1. That Excited SpongeKid

      That Excited SpongeKid

      The only live horse I see in this kitchen is you mr krabs 

  8. Mr. Eugene Krabs
  9. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    I'm honored to have been a proud member of this community for ten years! Do I get money for this milestone?

    1. Plankton

      Plankton

      My 10th anniversary is better. Too bad I lost my privileges to take over the site again.

    2. That Excited SpongeKid

      That Excited SpongeKid

      You get NOTHING

  10. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    What if I were to create my own game console, but you can only play it at the Krusty Krab for a fee?

    1. That Excited SpongeKid

      That Excited SpongeKid

      Sounds like we got a deal

    2. Plankton

      Plankton

      That's a terrible idea, so I'm going to steal it.

  11. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    Congratulations, sir, you have just given me my one millionth dollar!

    1. That Excited SpongeKid

      That Excited SpongeKid

      You're welcome.

  12. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    Your instructions are on this Krabby Patty. But remember, the fate of the Krusty Krab rests in your hands, SpongeBob.

  13. Mr. Eugene Krabs
    Danny DeVito Returns
  14. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    He knits ya a sweater of tears, and ya kill him.

  15. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    Squidward, SpongeBob!!! In order to pay for these damages, you two are going to work for me FOREVER!!!

  16. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    I'm now your new Santa, lads. Introducing: Krabby Klaws!

  17. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    Bee boo boo bop!

  18. Mr. Eugene Krabs
    I bet he'd be ashamed at how his son turned out, ar ar ar!
  19. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    Okay, boys. I want you to promise me you'll never use that word again.

    1. Plankton

      Plankton

      Chum is Fum

    2. Spongybobgod

      Spongybobgod

      Chum is Dumb

  20. Mr. Eugene Krabs
    Luxembourg because they have lots of money, ar ar ar!
  21. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    Nothing will un-stuff the Thanksgiving turkey.

    1. Spongybobgod

      Spongybobgod

      Except me

  22. Mr. Eugene Krabs
    "Can You Spare a Dime?" is now called "Get a Job"
  23. Mr. Eugene Krabs
    ...Get back to work, Mr. Squidward.
  24. Mr. Eugene Krabs
    https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/Gutford_the_Snail He hates Mondays.
  25. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    Well, if I was a robot, which I’m not, at least I’m well put together!

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