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Mr. Eugene Krabs

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Everything posted by Mr. Eugene Krabs

  1. Now I'm gonna let go of yer lips, and when I do, I want you to calmly tell me what youse need to tell me, understand?

  2. ScaredyPants gets easier to scare every year!

  3. Get this horrible impostor out of me sight!
  4. Nobody's taken a break from the Krusty Krab since the Chum Famine of '59!

  5. You put the dime in me pants!

  6. What a friendly feller, hope he's good at making me bubble money!
  7. You and that bubble have been nothing but trouble!

  8. I love Bubble Buddy!

    1. That Excited SpongeKid

      That Excited SpongeKid

      Keep your eyes off my husband krabs, I'm the only one who loves bubble buddy

  9. Discuss me grandfather here!
  10. But they didn't, did they, Mr. Squidward? 'Cause they were too busy eatin' outta mine. I wish you two had gone on strike earlier. Thanks for attractin' all these payin' customers with all your signage and your sloganeerin'!

  11. This feller looks an awfully lot like SpongeBob, strange...
  12. A BOMB?! AT THE KRUSTY KRAB?!

  13. I'm murdering anyone that didn't vote for the Krusty Krab.
  14. The deed is done.

    1. Old Man Jenkins
    2. That Excited SpongeKid

      That Excited SpongeKid

      The dark deed you requested is done sir.

  15. Happy 4th of July, lads! Though I'm not sure how we celebrate that underwater...
  16. What doesn't kill you, usually succeeds in the second attempt. Have a nice day!

  17. Well, during this summer break, the children wander Bikini Bottom unsupervised, their pockets lined with allowance. Free to spend their money without any parental guidance whatsoever. I guess that's what I like best. Sure, I suppose some would try and take advantage of this situation by selling them toys or candy, but I sleep well at night with the knowledge that I'm providing them with something they need: a nutritious meal. Come here, you little piggies!

    1. That Excited SpongeKid

      That Excited SpongeKid

      I'd rather play on your lawn

  18. I can think of ten good reasons to never let go of a dime, boy.

  19. Discuss Squidward's strange cousin here! https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/Squidmund
  20. I love me mother so much I actually spent money on her Mother's Day gift! Shame she doesn't appear on the show anymore.

  21. But they didn't, did they, Mr. Squidward? 'Cause they were too busy eatin' out of mine. I wish you two had gone on strike earlier. Thanks for attractin' all these payin' customers with all your signage and your sloganeerin'!

  22. We shall never deny a guest, even the most ridiculous request.

  23. The kitchen is no place for a live horse!

    1. That Excited SpongeKid

      That Excited SpongeKid

      The only live horse I see in this kitchen is you mr krabs 

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