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Mr. Eugene Krabs

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  1. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    A pony with saddle bags full of money!

  2. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    I ain't old!

    1. That Excited SpongeKid

      That Excited SpongeKid

      Yes you are!

  3. Mr. Eugene Krabs
    "Buff for Puff" is now called "MuscleEugene BuffKrabs"
  4. Mr. Eugene Krabs
    Discuss this lovely family!
  5. Mr. Eugene Krabs
    Danny DeVito's Spatula
  6. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    Now I'm gonna let go of yer lips, and when I do, I want you to calmly tell me what youse need to tell me, understand?

    1. Aphrodite

      Aphrodite

      Mmmhmm

    2. Meko1432

      Meko1432

      He said ''FUCK''!!

  7. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    ScaredyPants gets easier to scare every year!

  8. Mr. Eugene Krabs
    Get this horrible impostor out of me sight!
  9. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    Nobody's taken a break from the Krusty Krab since the Chum Famine of '59!

  10. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    You put the dime in me pants!

  11. Mr. Eugene Krabs
    What a friendly feller, hope he's good at making me bubble money!
  12. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    You and that bubble have been nothing but trouble!

  13. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    I love Bubble Buddy!

    1. That Excited SpongeKid

      That Excited SpongeKid

      Keep your eyes off my husband krabs, I'm the only one who loves bubble buddy

  14. Mr. Eugene Krabs
    Discuss me grandfather here!
  15. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    But they didn't, did they, Mr. Squidward? 'Cause they were too busy eatin' outta mine. I wish you two had gone on strike earlier. Thanks for attractin' all these payin' customers with all your signage and your sloganeerin'!

  16. Mr. Eugene Krabs
    This feller looks an awfully lot like SpongeBob, strange...
  17. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    A BOMB?! AT THE KRUSTY KRAB?!

  18. Mr. Eugene Krabs
    I'm murdering anyone that didn't vote for the Krusty Krab.
  19. Mr. Eugene Krabs
    Dopey DeVito
  20. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    The deed is done.

    1. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      = )

    2. That Excited SpongeKid

      That Excited SpongeKid

      The dark deed you requested is done sir.

  21. Mr. Eugene Krabs
    Happy 4th of July, lads! Though I'm not sure how we celebrate that underwater...
  22. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    What doesn't kill you, usually succeeds in the second attempt. Have a nice day!

  23. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    Well, during this summer break, the children wander Bikini Bottom unsupervised, their pockets lined with allowance. Free to spend their money without any parental guidance whatsoever. I guess that's what I like best. Sure, I suppose some would try and take advantage of this situation by selling them toys or candy, but I sleep well at night with the knowledge that I'm providing them with something they need: a nutritious meal. Come here, you little piggies!

    1. That Excited SpongeKid

      That Excited SpongeKid

      I'd rather play on your lawn

  24. Mr. Eugene Krabs

    I can think of ten good reasons to never let go of a dime, boy.

  25. Mr. Eugene Krabs
    Discuss Squidward's strange cousin here! https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/Squidmund
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