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Mr. Eugene Krabs

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  1. But they didn't, did they, Mr. Squidward? 'Cause they were too busy eatin' outta mine. I wish you two had gone on strike earlier. Thanks for attractin' all these payin' customers with all your signage and your sloganeerin'!

  2. This feller looks an awfully lot like SpongeBob, strange...
  3. A BOMB?! AT THE KRUSTY KRAB?!

  4. I'm murdering anyone that didn't vote for the Krusty Krab.
  5. The deed is done.

    1. Old Man Jenkins
    2. That Excited SpongeKid

      That Excited SpongeKid

      The dark deed you requested is done sir.

  6. Happy 4th of July, lads! Though I'm not sure how we celebrate that underwater...
  7. What doesn't kill you, usually succeeds in the second attempt. Have a nice day!

  8. Well, during this summer break, the children wander Bikini Bottom unsupervised, their pockets lined with allowance. Free to spend their money without any parental guidance whatsoever. I guess that's what I like best. Sure, I suppose some would try and take advantage of this situation by selling them toys or candy, but I sleep well at night with the knowledge that I'm providing them with something they need: a nutritious meal. Come here, you little piggies!

    1. That Excited SpongeKid

      That Excited SpongeKid

      I'd rather play on your lawn

  9. I can think of ten good reasons to never let go of a dime, boy.

  10. Discuss Squidward's strange cousin here! https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/Squidmund
  11. I love me mother so much I actually spent money on her Mother's Day gift! Shame she doesn't appear on the show anymore.

  12. But they didn't, did they, Mr. Squidward? 'Cause they were too busy eatin' out of mine. I wish you two had gone on strike earlier. Thanks for attractin' all these payin' customers with all your signage and your sloganeerin'!

  13. We shall never deny a guest, even the most ridiculous request.

  14. The kitchen is no place for a live horse!

    1. That Excited SpongeKid

      That Excited SpongeKid

      The only live horse I see in this kitchen is you mr krabs 

  15. I'm honored to have been a proud member of this community for ten years! Do I get money for this milestone?

    1. Plankton

      Plankton

      My 10th anniversary is better. Too bad I lost my privileges to take over the site again.

    2. That Excited SpongeKid
  16. What if I were to create my own game console, but you can only play it at the Krusty Krab for a fee?

    1. That Excited SpongeKid

      That Excited SpongeKid

      Sounds like we got a deal

    2. Plankton

      Plankton

      That's a terrible idea, so I'm going to steal it.

  17. Thoughts on Krabby Patties?
  18. Congratulations, sir, you have just given me my one millionth dollar!

  19. Your instructions are on this Krabby Patty. But remember, the fate of the Krusty Krab rests in your hands, SpongeBob.

  20. He knits ya a sweater of tears, and ya kill him.

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