$WANKIN

I'm mind blown on how this Earth and the people on it, can do so many great things.

My mind is an Enigma.

Only 7 people on right now. Jeez.

So sick. Nose blocked, can't smell anything.(*sniff* *sniff*)

"I'm Ready"! "I Want Those Shoes"!

FFFFUUUUUUU!!!!!! (Rage Quits Slender)

Only got 20 dollars in my pocket.

Passing on with some moccasins that someone had already been walking in em'.

Get off my antidisestablishmenterrorism!

It's too HOT over here!!!

Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are…

Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are…

You don't need a license to drive a sandwich

Good afternoon, sir. Could we interest you in some chocolate?

Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly.

Rye or Pumpernickel?

"That's not crazy talk, this is crazy talk! GLABLEEB-GLABLAB! GABLEEB-GABLAB! GLEHGLEHGLEH! BLELBLBLBLELBL-"

DON'T TOUCH IT!!

Cleanliness Is Next to Managerliness.

"1 Warning!?!" (Busts Out Crying)

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Asians, Asians Everywhere! (Not Being Racist)

The Milkman and Paperboy, Evening TV!

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night!