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Magic Conch Shell: Nothing.

Hi my name is Doofenshmirtz Dark'ness Perrymentia Little Boy Way and I have short chestnut black hair (that's how I got myname) with grey streaks and red tips that reaches my lab coat pocket and deep brown eyes walnuts and a lot of people tell me I look like Aloyse Everheart Elizabeth Otto Wolfgang Hypatia Gunther Galen Gary Cooper von Roddenstein (AN: if u don't know who he is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Franic Monogram but I wish I was because he's a major fucking daddy. I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also a warlock, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I'm in the seventh year (I'm forty-seven). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topicand I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots with a white labcoat. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of OWCA agents stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

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