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  1. Sauce Mama

    Yeeeee we all on tiny chat!

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    2. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      Well I WAS there but then I left! C'mon Claps, ya feel?

    3. Clappy

      Clappy

      I feel left out, if that's what you are sayin'

    4. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      Noooo I don't want you to feel left out! ;(

  2. Sauce Mama

    The full moon is soooo pretty. :D

    1. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      My girlfriend turned into the moon.

    2. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      ...That's rough, buddy.

    3. box

      box

      Oh that is so rough. Sorry OMJ.

  3. Sauce Mama

    I am also going to bed. So OMJ, you old coot, I'll change the avvie tomorrow.

    1. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      For your sake, you better.

  4. Sauce Mama

    Woohoo! I'm a little over 3000 posts! Didn't I just pass 2000 a couple weeks ago? I don't know if I'm gonna do anything for it though.

    1. Clappy

      Clappy

      You should ask the magic conch.

    2. box

      box

      Congrats me friend.

  5. Sauce Mama

    What? It's just an ordinary- OH MY GOODNESS!!

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    2. Macseed

      Macseed

      Okay Daddy, I've decided I'm gonna run away! Run away and find a new daddy!

    3. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      What the barnacles is going on??

    4. Clappy

      Clappy

      I think you just said the password.

  6. Sauce Mama

    Leedle leedle leedle leeee!!

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    2. William Leonard

      William Leonard

      I had 4 biscuits, and I ate one. Then I only had 3!

    3. Clappy

      Clappy

      Leedle leedle leedle lee!

    4. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      AW-

  7. Sauce Mama

    Well, this certainly has been an eventful day, to say the least...

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    2. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      I ain't no Holla back gurrrl.

    3. Clappy

      Clappy

      You ain't?

    4. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      Oh no you ain't.

  8. Sauce Mama

    Few times I've been around that track, so it's not gonna happen like that, cuz I ain't no Hollaback girl. I ain't no Hollaback girl.

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    2. Jellatine

      Jellatine

      OOHH LET ME HEAR YA SAYING! IT'S BANANAS B-A-N-A-N-A-S! IT'S BANANAS B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

    3. ooooooofy

      ooooooofy

      That was my favorite song when I was six or seven.

    4. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      Hahaha I know! I loved dancing around to that song when I was a kid. ;P

  9. Sauce Mama

    When is the best time to wear a striped sweater?

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    2. box

      box

      I AM A SUPPORTER OF THIS RIOT. YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE THAT, RIGHT?

    3. Cha

      Cha

      that one special sweater....

    4. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      Uhh, ok. Let's see there's a nun, an astronaut, and a hairdryer....

  10. Sauce Mama

    I'm off to Malibu! Yeehaw! See you kidz later.

    1. Clappy

      Clappy

      Oh no you ain't!

    2. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      YOU AINT MAH PA

  11. Sauce Mama

    If I had a dollar for every brain you don't have, I'd have one dollar.

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    2. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      #YouJustGotServed

      That would have made much more sense earlier on this status.

    3. Clappy

      Clappy

      The most important meal of the day. SERVIN' IT UP, GARY'S WAY

    4. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      When Sauce serves up smiles, it takes me miles from where I'm supposed to beee-EEE!

  12. Sauce Mama

    Who wants to watch the Bachelorette with me? *cricket chirps* Ehhhhh, I thought so.

    1. Clappy

      Clappy

      Silly Smiles

  13. Sauce Mama

    Just hear those sleigh bells ringling ting-ting-tingling too. C'mon it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you!

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    2. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      Sauce is a girl?!

    3. Cha

      Cha

      Well she's not a mama for nothing. :3

    4. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      Ha-haaaa! Very funny OMJ.

  14. Sauce Mama

    Happy National Ice Cream Day!! Have a scoop on me!

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    2. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      Did somebody say FREE ICECREAM?

    3. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      Well I didn't say free- Ahhh what the heck, FREE ICE CREAM FOR EVERBODY!

    4. box

      box

      National Ice Cream Day? Oh heck yeah.

  15. Sauce Mama

    Ohhhhh what to do...what to do...

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    2. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      Oh sigh, oh sob.

    3. Clappy

      Clappy

      What we do every night. Take over the world!

    4. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      .... Our world!

  16. Sauce Mama

    Start spreadin' the news... I'm leaving today...

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    2. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      I heard Katy Perry is in consideration. Idol would have one more viewer if they make that happen.

    3. Clappy

      Clappy

      I heard that we are now discussing this in the American Idol thread. :P

    4. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      Holy crud! House fire down the street! Get the buckets and the hoses! It's gonna be a Backdraft! :o

  17. Sauce Mama

    Finally after all these years, my mom let me try the gummy vitamins for once. It only took 11 years... :P

    1. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      Congratulations.

    2. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      Once again, congratulations.

  18. Sauce Mama

    Just got an email about an attempted kidnapping right in front of my high school. It was a girl my age but luckily she got away. Now there's this whole sheriff safety warning. *chills*

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    2. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      Sick people nowadays. Stay strong and always be too smart for strangers.

    3. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      Thank you guys. I would never go out alone anyways.

    4. box

      box

      THESE PEOPLE THESE DAYS... Corrupt. Stay safe.

  19. Sauce Mama

    Ahhh! I got a freaking quarter-size amount of shampoo in my eye! It still effing stings. #showerproblems

    1. JCM

      JCM

      lol you've been on twitter for way too long

    2. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      But JCM I don't have a twitter. :P

  20. Sauce Mama

    We are workers united! We're tired of your smelly greed! And we're gonna saw all your tables, and we're gonna smash stuff with the people's hammer. And we're gonna... We're gonna... Squidward, what was that other part?

  21. Sauce Mama

    Good neighbors are we.

    1. Young Nug

      Young Nug

      *remembers "Good Neighbors" episode*

      MY EYES

    2. ooooooofy

      ooooooofy

      That is an awesome episode!

  22. Sauce Mama

    I hate it when people stare at me weird. It's a BRACE lady!! You haven't seen one before?!

  23. Sauce Mama

    I can't wait for the Fourth of July!! I still need to get fireworks though! It isn't the 4th without 'em.

  24. Sauce Mama

    Who wants some homemade banana bread?!

    1. SG19

      SG19

      I do!

    2. Cha

      Cha

      Count me in!

    3. box

      box

      No thank you.

      John Adams is allergic to bananas.

  25. Sauce Mama

    Ah, nothing like seeing the moon peeking out my window...

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