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  1. Sauce Mama

    So....is Ink Lemonade really that bad? I haven't seen it yet.

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    2. kev

      kev

      i thought the spider was cute 

      lmao

    3. So Sejima

      So Sejima

      That was the worst thing you heathen

    4. Joe Biden

      Joe Biden

      I thought that Patrick was gonna hit the spider with his rock

  2. Sauce Mama

    If I had a dollar for every brain you don't have, I'd have one dollar.

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    2. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      #YouJustGotServed

      That would have made much more sense earlier on this status.

    3. Clappy

      Clappy

      The most important meal of the day. SERVIN' IT UP, GARY'S WAY

    4. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      When Sauce serves up smiles, it takes me miles from where I'm supposed to beee-EEE!

  3. Sauce Mama

    On the forums, ALL BY MYYYYSELF.

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    2. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      lol that used to happen to me so much until OMJ and Someone entered my life :P

    3. Someone

      Someone

      yup

    4. Cha

      Cha

      Will you tuck me in?

  4. Sauce Mama

    Love is a funny thing, and it makes a fiery rain.

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    2. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      Lucky I'm in love with my best friend! Lucky to have been where we have been!

    3. Clappy

      Clappy

      Think you gonna keep me iced, you don’t. Think I’m gonna spend your cash, I won’t. Even if you were broke my love don’t cost a thing.

    4. SG19

      SG19

      The Love Shack is a little old place where we can get together. Love shack, ba-by. Love shack! Baby, love shack!

  5. Sauce Mama

    The Krusty Krab. Come spend your money HERE!

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    2. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      Compared to all the times I've won? HA!

    3. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      *looks like a steamed carrot only smarter*

  6. Sauce Mama

    Start spreadin' the news... I'm leaving today...

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    2. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      I heard Katy Perry is in consideration. Idol would have one more viewer if they make that happen.

    3. Clappy

      Clappy

      I heard that we are now discussing this in the American Idol thread. :P

    4. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      Holy crud! House fire down the street! Get the buckets and the hoses! It's gonna be a Backdraft! :o

  7. Sauce Mama

    The awkward moment when you went to a restaurant to order a burger, only to have the cocky waiter tell you their all out of beef but they can substitute it for buffalo meat. NO THANK YOU.

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    2. Macseed

      Macseed

      I hate it when things like this happen.

    3. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      @terminoob

      I agree. These rip-off employees don't get Pepsi is sweeter. Even though both of those suck. Sam's cola FTW!

    4. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      @terminoob

      I agree. These rip-off employees don't get Pepsi is sweeter. Even though both of those suck. Sam's cola FTW!

  8. Sauce Mama

    i have covid.....but i think my taste is coming back yay! wear your FUCKING MASKS 

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    2. Clappy

      Clappy

      Still keeping you all in my prayers.  You know that I’m always here for ya. ❤️

    3. SpongeBob's #1 Fan

      SpongeBob's #1 Fan

      Best wishes.

    4. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      Thank you everyone for the love and support! ❤️ It means more than you know. Scary times we are living in, I really hope all of you stay safe, this virus isn't a joke.

  9. Sauce Mama

    Happy International Sushi Day! Even though I don't like sushi... #iliketeryakichickenbetter

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    2. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      Huh.

    3. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      LOL. Ok Mister OMJ. I'll take your word for it. ;D

    4. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      Good to hear mrs. Sauce

  10. Sauce Mama

    Watermelon is so refreshing on days like this.

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    2. Macseed

      Macseed

      Agreed with EVIL.

    3. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      I agree with myself, thank you.

    4. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      I agree with that alien from Mars.

  11. Sauce Mama

    Happy National Dogs Day for all you dog owners out there!

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    2. Webizoid

      Webizoid

      Visit my Webby MM thread in the Industrial Park to see what's-a happenin', DAWG.

    3. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      Oh wait, that's right, it's that thread where I gave my idea, of llamas, to that treat of a thread of yours.

    4. Webizoid

      Webizoid

      Doggone it, EVIL! You have to remember these things! Or I'll send you to the pound!

  12. Sauce Mama

    Girlscout cookies: Thinmints and Samoas>>>>

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  13. Sauce Mama

    THE HOOKS!! THE HOOKS!!

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    2. So Sejima

      So Sejima

      no not the...*gulp* perfume department. nnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    3. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      Aoooooheeee. Mother of pearl. Fire on the poop deck.

    4. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      The Hooks! The Hooks are on FIYAH!

  14. Sauce Mama

    Ibappibareibentliby, pibepibolible ciban ibundiberstiband Sibaucecibanibese. WHAT IS THIS?!

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    2. William Leonard

      William Leonard

      Sounds like somebody's drowning.

    3. Cha

      Cha

      It's all Greek to me.

    4. Pearl

      Pearl

      Wow.I can even find out this language and i'm only 10

  15. Sauce Mama

    Welp, time to set my alarm for 5 a.m. for schoolio tomorrow. Here goes nothing...

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    2. Wumbolo

      Wumbolo

      All wumbolos wish you good luck!

    3. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      Have a great first day

      oh and 5 am! :P

    4. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      Thanks a lot you guys! :)))))

  16. Sauce Mama

    Y'know, if I were to die right now in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend...well, that'd just be okay.

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    2. Clappy

      Clappy

      Well, at least you were able to make your friend's last few hours meaningful.

    3. Internet

      Internet

      *boom* Now I'm dead, DO YOU EVEN CARE ABOUT YOUR ACTIONS SAYS MY DEAD BODIES

    4. Patrick-Man!

      Patrick-Man!

      I am SUCH a good person

  17. Sauce Mama

    Cha im so glad i at least got to see you and wave to you i was so flipping excited!! :D

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    2. Cha

      Cha

      SAUCE DID YOU WATCH THEM SING

    3. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      NOOOO!!! HOW WERE THEY?

    4. Cha

      Cha

      AMAZING I'LL POST VIDEOS OF IT TOMORROW

  18. Sauce Mama

    I am going to move so far away, I will be able to BRAG about it. I would *rock hits head* ...I would rather tear out my brain stem, carry it into the middle of the nearest four-way intersection, and skip rope with it, than keep on living where I do now.

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    2. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      *clicks channel* I hate this channel.

    3. Macseed

      Macseed

      NO! *Changes channel immediately*

    4. William Leonard

      William Leonard

      -Tentacle Acres, where happiness is just a status page away.

  19. Sauce Mama

    What a hell of a school day this was. #drained

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    2. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      *slaps Sauce* YER GONNA EAT LIGHTNIN AND YER GONNA CRAP THUNDA CUZ CLEANSER LOVES YA!

    3. Cha

      Cha

      YOU'RE A JERK AND EVERYBODY LOVES YA!

    4. Pearl

      Pearl

      ^

  20. Sauce Mama

    It's raining, it's pouring. My old Pa is snoring.

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    2. Cha

      Cha

      Now you done it Sauce, you've really done it. You took my chance in faith of you and crushed it... crushed it into little bite sized pieces. I really expected better of you. I guess I'm a royal fool for that too. Don't bother showing up tomorrow after your Pa gets done with you. I'll just tell them you died in an eyelash accident. So thanks, thanks for nothing!

    3. Clappy

      Clappy

      You are definitely in trouble now missy. You just wait and see!

    4. Pearl

      Pearl

      Just tell your Pa to stop snoring

  21. Sauce Mama

    Few times I've been around that track, so it's not gonna happen like that, cuz I ain't no Hollaback girl. I ain't no Hollaback girl.

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    2. Jellatine

      Jellatine

      OOHH LET ME HEAR YA SAYING! IT'S BANANAS B-A-N-A-N-A-S! IT'S BANANAS B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

    3. ooooooofy

      ooooooofy

      That was my favorite song when I was six or seven.

    4. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      Hahaha I know! I loved dancing around to that song when I was a kid. ;P

  22. Sauce Mama

    Well, this certainly has been an eventful day, to say the least...

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    2. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      I ain't no Holla back gurrrl.

    3. Clappy

      Clappy

      You ain't?

    4. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      Oh no you ain't.

  23. Sauce Mama

    I made this website on 1950's fashion for a history project! It looks really cool, check it out if ya'll want! :Dhttp://fashionofthe50s.weebly.com

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    2. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      Thanks you guys! We present tomorrow. *u*

    3. Clappy

      Clappy

      Knock it out of the park Sauce.

  24. Sauce Mama

    OH MY GOD ARIANA GRANDE'S NEW SINGLE IS ALREADY NUMBER ONE ON ITUNES IN JUST SEVEN HOURS! IT'S AMAZING! ❤

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    2. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      WELL I AIN'T BUYING!

    3. Clappy

      Clappy

      Hey look, arianagrandefan123 just joined iTunes. Hmm how coincidental.

    4. Cha

      Cha

      I kinda freaked out when she was on the KCAs.

  25. Sauce Mama

    Ibi hibaveibent mibade iba Sibauceibenibese stibatibus ibin iba libong tibime.

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    2. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      "I guess Jenkins has Saucenese all figured out."

    3. Aya♥

      Aya♥

      dicks

    4. Cha

      Cha

      vah jay jays

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