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I hope I do
TPBM likes "kid's" cartoons
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5/10
Mario Kart
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Dexter's
Fosters Home For Imaginary Friends or Camp Lazlo?
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Candy
in Goo Lagoon
I love all candy that doesn't have peanut butter in it
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Some Lifetime movie
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Obvious guesses are probably right, too.
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The SpongeBob SquarePants Theme Song
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no
Is it SOF now?
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SBC: Parallel Universe - A+
I really like the direction this is going in. The break-out, the new villians, and the great race are helping to make this season more pulse pounding than the last. I can't wait to see what happens next.
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7/10
Sentimental Sponge
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8/10
Sandy
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i dont get it
JCM backwards is MCJ. Does that make me an MC?
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lolno
TPBM likes women
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nay
SOF
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Basically the same as Jelly
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Yes
Um...somebody else XP
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Why, yes!
Smiles
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Nay, miss
Servin'
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JCM Hangs With the SpongeBuddies While the Grim Reaper Donates Blood
(JCM walks into the janitor lounge and sees Steve Urkel eating melted cheese at a table.)
JCM: tvguy347?
Steve Urkel: JCMboy, me bob! I need you to get these banjos to my heterosexual companion at SpongeBuddy Middle School Registered Trademark! (takes banjos from under table and drops them) Did I do thaaat?
JCM: Um, OK. (picks up banjos and leaves)
Steve Urkel: This isn't melted cheese! This is yellow paint! Oh, well. (digs in)
(JCM takes the banjos to SpongeBuddy Middle School, and he runs into Mothra there.)
Mothra: JCM? I thought we ran you off.
JCM: Torches and pitchforks don't faze me! I endured the Holocaust!
Mothra: Oh, you're a survivor?
JCM: No, a Nazi.
Mothra: I shouldn't have asked. (walks to her classroom)
JCM: (shrugs and turns) SBRoxMan!
SBRoxMan: ::dolphin noise:: you!
JCM: (shrugs and turns) RedSoxFan!
RedSoxFan274: ::dolphin noise:: you!
JCM: (shrugs and turns) The Dark Knight!
Dark Knight: (gravelly) Say one more word to me and I'll chop your balls off with these bat-shaped throwing devices.
JCM: (crying) I just want to know where tvguy's heterosexual companion is!
Dark Knight: tvlover? He's in ssj's class.
JCM: You mean jjs?
Dark Knight: Who the ::dolphin noise:: is jjs?
(JCM marches into ssj4gogita4's class while beating his banjos.)
ssj4gogita4: (shushes him) They're having naptime.
JCM: (loudly) Boy, do I miss naptime. Where's tvlover?
ssj4gogita4: Please leave before I'm forced to taser you again.
Spongey34: (over intercom) Attention, students! It's time for your daily newbreak!
Students: (waking up) ::dolphin noise:: you, Spongey!
JCM: Where do those dolphin chirps come from, anyway?
ssj4gogita4: It's middle school, ::dolphin noise::tard. They come naturally.
JCM: tvlover?
ssj4gogita4: spongedude! God ::dolphin noise::ing ::dolphin noise:: it!
(At spongedude's room, JCM rolls the banjos in.)
JCM: You're with abney now?
abney317: Nice to see you again too, butthole.
spongedude: If you're looking for tvlover, he's with the librarian.
JCM: You have a library?
spongedude: No, we have a librarian.
(At the librarian's lounge, JCM walks in on DJ Sponge and bookworm having sex.)
JCM: tvlover?
bookworm: Get the fuck out!
JCM: What happened to the dolphin-
(bookworm literally kicks JCM out of the lounge, and JCM rolls to the bathroom door.)
JCM: Now how will I find-
Ricky Ricardo: (opens bathroom door, knocking JCM out) Oh Lucy, I'm home! (looks down) Hey, my banjos! My heterosexual companion must have left these for me! He's getting a prooty good surprise this evening!
(At the Red Cross down the street, the Grim Reaper walks up to the receptionist.)
Grim Reaper: How does it look? Can I donate blood?
Receptionist: According to our records, you're ten trillion pounds too light to donate blood.
Grim Reaper: Am I still getting paid?
Receptionist: Get the fuck out.
Grim Reaper: Yes, ma'am. (leaves)
(The End)
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1/1
South Park?
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Both
Hugging or kissing?
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I don't care about purses at all, to be honest
TPBM likes singing
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I ban Jelly for listening to good music.
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Man..IDK how to answer that...if I want to be realistic, I pick the college guy..but I've been going to that school for 4 years.. and I'm still single, is just that the guys that go to my school are not my type, IDK..maybe If I lined all of them I'd find something worthy! haha plus, Paul is married T_T
If he wasn't married?
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no not really
Jelly