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JCM
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I ban Jelly for not understanding words I do.
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Japan
North Korea or South Korea?
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Well, you know how those Equestria girls be...heh heh heh....I mean yes.
TPBM found Mr. Goodbar
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Nope
Jelly
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Yes.
Can Squidward and his nose join the club?
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It was fun while it lasted ;_;
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I think I remember seeing him post once. Not sure, though
Still a happy birthday to the dude
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JCM Discovers SOFland While the Grim Reaper Stuffs Beans Up His Nose
(JCM finishes building a replica of the Eiffel Tower from the tears of a million orphans. Metal Snake appears, pokes it, and it just wiggles.)
Metal Snake: What the fuck is that thing?
JCM: It's my greatest masterpiece!
Metal Snake: But how is it possible?
JCM: Orphan tears are surprisingly portable!
Metal Snake: JCM, you're almost as odd as Sponge Odd Fan himself!
JCM: Sponge Odd Fan? Who's Sponge Odd Fan?
Metal Snake: Who's Sponge Odd Fan? You dummyhead! He's right over there! (points)
(JCM turns to SOF, who's licking a ferret's back.)
SOF: (notices JCM staring at him) My ferret!
(JCM walks to SOF curiously.)
Metal Snake: The child is crazy, JCM. I wouldn't recommend getting close to him. Don't do it, motherfucker.
(Before JCM knows it, he's sucked into SOF's head.)
Metal Snake: I warned the motherfucker.
(JCM goes through a strange portal of strange colors and strange patterns. He drops into a less strange field, with SOF just a few feet away from him.)
SOF: Hi there, stranger!
JCM: Sponge Odd Fan?
SOF: That's me! Welcome to my world!
JCM: Your world?
SOF: Yep! SOFland, I call it! Watch out for the heffalumps!
JCM: The what?
(A giant heffalump falls from the sky and crushes JCM.)
SOF: I warned the motherfucker.
(JCM wakes up in a hospital. Candace from Phineas and Ferb walks into his room in a nurse's suit.)
JCM: Am I in a pornographic film?
Candace: You wish! I'm just here to check your temperature.
JCM: But why's there a tentacle monster behind you?
(A giant creature with several thousand tentacles spits Laffy Taffy at JCM.)
Candace: I don't ask you about your private life!
JCM: Where's SOF?
Candace: He's right outside. Do you want to talk to him?
JCM: (looks up at the tentacle monster uncomfortably as it caresses his head) Yes. Things are getting weirder and weirder every minute, and I'd like an explanation.
SOF: You wanted to talk to me?
JCM: Why did you suck me into this weird world of weird?
SOF: I didn't suck you into here. My brain did.
JCM: Your brain?
SOF: Yes. I have such a vivid imagination that I created a reality that encompasses me and anyone who gets near me. You're also covered in Laffy Taffy.
JCM: I know that! How do I get out of here?
SOF: Why would you want to leave?
JCM: I have a family! I have friends!
(At SBC, Metal Snake draws penises on an unconscious JCM's face.)
JCM: I have a family! I can't just stay here.
SOF: If you really want to leave, just talk to the Leggo My Eegol. He can probably arrange something.
JCM: The Leggo My Eegol?
(JCM pops out of the hospital room and onto the shoulder of a giant eagle.)
Leggo My Eegol: I AM THE LEGGO MY EEGOL. WHAT IS THINE WISH?
JCM: Can you send me home?
Leggo My Eegol: OKAY SURE
(The eagle's tongue wraps around JCM, swallows him, and he goes through the same portal he went to before. He finds himself back at SBC a few moments later.)
JCM: I'm back! (looks in a mirror) And I have male organs on me!
SOF: (stops licking ferret) I hope you learned an important lesson, JCM.
JCM: What?
SOF: Don't stuff beans up your nose! (derp face)
Grim Reaper: (walks in with beans sticking out of both nostrils) He warned a motherfucker.
(The End)
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i refuse
CF
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yesiree
sohf
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This actually looks pretty interesting. I hope you update it more.
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yes
SOF
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nah
sof
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Next Friday, mister.lol I'm looking forward to the Halloween special! ^.^When does it air?
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When I saw the TV version of Beverly Hills Cop, I'm pretty sure it was edited, but I haven't seen the original, so I can't be sure. I know they muted out a use of the N word, and BHC was rated R, so there has to be some objectionable stuff in there.
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There were no "average" episodes in season two. 10/10 obviously
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Weasel Stomping Day
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No thanks
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Dr. Doolittle
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Dream? Sounds like a nightmare to me.I just had a horrible dream last night that they came out with a new Transformers. So, uh, no thanks. -
I haven't seen any of those. The only EFTV I've seen is Curb Your Enthusiasm, and it wasn't obvious at all. In fact, I even didn't know it was censored until I learned so on a documentary.
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That's a nice thing to call me
Steel
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I ban Clappy for suggesting that Jelly would do such a thing.
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true dat
TPBM has tried fried Coca Cola.
Ask Miss Smiles!
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The teacher I had for PSAT testing actually had a picture framed up on his wall that was signed by the Beatles. He says the signature isn't real, but you never know.