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Timmy Vermicelli

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  1. Saw 3 spoops in theater since spooky season started. Saw X: A lot better than it probably has any right being. Performances were top notch. Like, even going in with the plot already in mind, I just couldn’t help but still hope the treatment would work out for Jigsaw in the end. And on the flip side, I’m wondering just what these scammers will do to make me wanna see them get Saw’d because they were all pretty damn convincing during that first half, especially the head lady in charge. Extra eerie since scams like this do be happening to some people out there, I’d imagine. Idk having been there for the entirety of a loved one’s cancer battle makes the half hour or so of set up hit harder for me. Getting more of a look into Jigsaw and Amanda’s relationship was also a much welcomed development because the moments with them really helped anchor Saw III for me. And having Saw III still in mind, makes me wonder even more just what the hell happened to Amanda that turned her into who she would become in Saw III since her moral compass is like night and day between that movie and Saw X/Saw II. One of the top entries in the franchise and I’m really glad to see Tobin Bell and this franchise in general finally get their flowers. And further proves the point that killing Jigsaw off in Saw III was a huge ass mistake. It Lives Inside: A nice, little horror trinket for this month. The “Everybody Loves a Clown” episode of Supernatural got me into Hindu lore at one time, so it’s welcoming to see someone take a crack with it in the horror genre. The performances (especially the two teen leads) and the creature design were great. Probably my fave creature design since Smile from last year. I recommend it for anyone looking for a bit of an alternative taste for their horror palate. The Nun II: It’s definitely better than the first Nun, which isn’t really saying much. The setting once again lends some great horror atmosphere, yet there’s still a noticeable reliance on jump scares and that’s pretty lame. I can see why people are saying it’s just more of the same as in the first Nun, but Valak’s motivation in this definitely definitely piqued my interest for a bit. It’s the kind of thing that these side movies need and I feel a lot of the previous ones lacked. It actually gave some stakes (but knowing where Valak’s story ends up going, it’s not a whole lot) and reminded me of some Supernatural shit (in a good way), which I don’t mind seeing more of in any future installments. Feels like there’s more to come of Valak down the road, but I’m just like “retire em already”. The law of diminishing returns has hit the demon nun like a motherfucker the same way it hit Annabelle. They’ve both lost their mystique and menace. Just move on to some other thing else already. And they’re building up Irene a whole lot and I don’t know how they intend on paying it off with the way the current timeline of events are going. Ugh. The same guy who directed La Llorona and Conjuring 3 directed Nun 2 and you could tell his fingerprints were all over it. Bring in some new blood to direct these future installments too while you’re at it, eh WBD. All in all, my least favorite viewing out of these three.
  2. The type of catharsis and thorough study on depression I needed right after riffing that pokemonstrosity. Nothing will ever send me on a whirlwind of emotions quite like this miniseries of riffing theater. May you join fellow theater, SBCinema, in resting easily in Davy Jones’ Locker.
  3. News of Volition’s closure today hit me in the childhood (or teenhood). Gonna take this post to highlight the influence their Saints Row series had on some of my writing throughout the years. RIP Volition
  4. Birfday happy, 4EverGreen! Hope it’s a good’un
  5. Hard to beat Bubble Buddy. Whatever Happened to SpongeBob or Who R Zoo would probably be my next choice.
  6. Man, the cause of death hits hard for me https://www.wrestlezone.com/news/1397993-bray-wyatt-cause-of-death-revealed/amp Really curious how tonight’s Smackdown shapes up with there being reports that day to day business at the E has come to a halt in the wake to his passing. I kinda hope they dedicate the entire two hours to celebrating his life and career. EDIT: Smackdown turned out to be a fitting tribute to both Terry Funk and Bray Wyatt. Glad Rowan could be brought in as well. LA Knight ending the night off with a dub was a great feel good ending.
  7. Bumpin’ this relic after 2 years to report that finally, after years upon years of watching Hangin’ with Dashie vlogs, I finally got to eat some Chick Fil-A for meself at the newest location they opened up on the island about a month or so ago. It was p good, I guess. I think I might prefer Raising Cane’s more
  8. Figured this would be the best place to post up this piece of news https://finance.yahoo.com/news/subway-agrees-to-be-sold-to-jimmy-johns-owner-roark-capital-121920474.html they may not’ve necessarily had the best sandwiches for my taste buds (that goes to Jersey Mike’s), but Quizno’s marketing has stuck with me forever. Still miss you Quizno’s that was just a brisk walk away from my house.
  9. https://www.wrestlinginc.com/1375774/bray-wyatt-dead-wwe-star-third-generation-wrestler-unexpectedly-dies-age-36/ like dude what the actual fuck? To lose such a promising wrestler this young and this out of the blue so soon after just losing an absolute legend in Terry Funk. My heart goes out to all who knew Windham and Terry personally, as well as to all the wrestling braddah and sistahs who loved both those guys as much as I did. Man, this feels like Brodie Lee all over again. Those promos Bray cut when he first came back hit a lot different now, almost like he was trying to say his peace to the fans before things could get worse. You were without a doubt one of my absolute favorite things about this past decade in wrestling. Rest easy, Windham Rotunda.
  10. Welp, this is the nostalgia run’s end, beautiful friends (and perhaps it’s for the best since this session’s simulations kinda did a number on some of my big Brawl-o-ween plans small kine). It was a lot of fun getting the chance to run this idea back in a more fleshed out way that I originally thought was gonna be a bitch and a half to ever pull off, but modern day WWE game wrestler creation suites are a hell of a thing. Way more advanced and intuitive than the games that I grew up playing. And it even opened the door to finally close the door on Community Deathmatch in a more fun and fitting way. The recording sessions I had when producing Brawlin’ Summer was some of the most fun I’ve had working on anything to post on here period. I’m calling this a “season finale” for now because I would really like to come back to SpongeBrawl eventually, but for now I just need to unwind, figure shit out and not focus too much time and energy on some stupid, niche hobby of mine. Shout out to anyone on here and on YouTube who watched any of these shits, even if just once. A dumb concept like this getting ANY views or subscribers in general is sweet victory enough for me. Hopefully we get to do this again later on down the line. But until then, I’ll still be trying to do the writing thing, for better or worse.
  11. Gonna offload the rest of the content I have for this in the can, and from there, I will at the very least put SpongeBrawl on hiatus for the foreseeable future. So no Halloween series, no year-end awards and dream match showcase. I just gotta focus on other stuff and it’s not like this is anything more than a really niche hobby of mine anyway. I’ll be posting the rest of the Boating School Scraps show for now. I started recording matches for a pair of shows I originally had planned for September, but I’ll just take what I already got done between those two and post however many there are under a single playlist next week or something. And those’ll be the last pieces of SpongeBrawl content I’ll be posting.
  12. It’s the first day back to school here in Hawaii, you know what that means?! A GOOD OL’ FASHIONED SCHOOLYARD SCRAP! I kinda wanna see how well this fares as a standalone upload in the YouTube algorithm (but knowing my luck, prob not too good). So the rest of the show will go up on Friday.
  13. I really dodged a bullet picking Yoda’s Cookies over this. Glad I at least avoided having to riff the one-two punch of both this and the pocket monstrosity I’m riffing next. I honestly don’t know which story is worse and that scares me.
  14. the fourth flavor baybay, IT TASTES JUST LIKE
  15. Steely Phil deserves to be the next Hey Arnold rep. He humbled Hitler, after all
  16. Cocaine Sharks, the kind of Shark Week content I’m here for
  17. Giving Bubble Bass more shit to do is my favorite thing about modern era SB. I give it 11 Mama Bass roastings out of 10. Why 11 out of 10? Because I like to go one step beyond
  18. What’s really strange is that the lines under his nose look like stick legs, the lines on the sides of his nose look like stick arms, that head stalk his eyes and hat are on looks like a tiny head and his nose in the middle of all that looks like a wang. I see you, sponge crew
  19. The final day of Brawlin’ Summer features the big money title fight between Big One winner, Scooter the Surfer, and The Shazampion, Patrick Star! Elsewhere on the card, The Barbell Mafia wants to make sure that The Cocaine Dealin’ Boys have dealt the last of their cocaine, SpongeBob and Squidward fight for the first time ever, SpongeBrawl has its second ever ladder match, a surprise return crashes Squilliam’s victory celebration, The Trash Man meets his greatest match yet and SpongeBrawl bids a fond farewell to The Fast Family and salute them for their service! Couldn’t’ve written a better ending for this summer celebration. It was all simulation that culminated into this final result! I just rolled with it. I’m already fast at work putting together the next show (most of it’s already in the can), which will be a sorta back to school themed one slated for late August/early December. After that, work on the big Halloween event will begin, which might be another multi-parter (tho not as long as Brawlin’ Summer)
  20. The penultimate Day 15 features the first ever Elimination Wumber match to crown SpongeBrawl’s first ever Champion of Wumbology! Elsewhere on the card, Reg is forced to forge an uneasy alliance if he hopes to reclaim his lost Family Chamionship belts, there’s a bit of a Cocaine Dealin’ civil war as The Barbell Mafia and Cocaine Dealin’ Boys both vie for the early advantage in tomorrow’s Summer War, The Trash Man harasses the Shazampion on the eve of his next title defense and there’s a clash between two toasts
  21. I think Larry the Snail is really misunderstood and underrated. He was ultimately just a pawn in SpongeBob’s twisted game of getting Gary jealous. I’m sure if he was given more screen time to flesh out his character, he’d be an all time one-timer.
  22. Whichever ones the homie Craig Mammalton appear in
  23. Day 14 features the final deciding match-up between Scooter the Surfer and Lord Poltergeist to determine who will walk away with The Big One! Elsewhere on the card, we are treated to two returns and two tie breakers while The Cocaine Dealin’ Boys seem to be losing ground as The Barbell Mafia continues muscling in on their territory
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