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Old Man Jenkins

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Old Man Jenkins last won the day on November 15

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About Old Man Jenkins

  • Birthday 05/03/1993

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  • Gender
    Male
  • Pronoun
    He
  • Interests
    - Basketball, y'all
    - Money
    - People buying my stuff
    - Circumcised swimming
    - Banging on a trashcan
    - Drumming on streetlights
    - Riffs! Yeah, right!
    - Pug trafficking
    - Grand Slams with extra Ham and a SIDE OF CARROT CAKE
    - FUUUCK
    - Throwin' down face-downs
    - Then ending my turns
    - Hey Ben.
    - Yeah?
    - See ya.
    - ...Yeah...
    - Puhhhhh
    - "Yo! Kai!"
    - "THAT'S MY NAME"
    - drinking up the gift of Jericho
    - I feel like I'm a bigger fan of Pokemon now than I was as a kid
    - Putting children's cartoon characters into adult situations
    - Honor
    - Family
    - Tradition
    - And donuts
    - Not Caring!
    - Covering wars, ya know
    - Getting it memorized
    - Making tombstones for stray dogs
    - This list is getting UPBEAT! UPBEAT!
    - Forklift racing
    - DENIM
    - Shaun White hoodies
    - AND DENIM
    - Heading to the Tiki Lodge for some R&R
    - Breaking out the butter
    - Making toast
    - The George Lopez Show for like, the first 3 times
    - Same with My Wife and Kids
    - Standing unshaken amidst the clashing of worlds
    - Rodan.
    - Godzilla.
    - WE ARE FUCKING KAIJU, BITCH!
    - Bringing the darkness and the thunder
    - Coming from hell and pulling you under
    - Making you feel the wrath of my ways
    - Being the end of your days
    - When it's time to make the donuts
    - Dead Rising
    - DashieGames (pause?)
    - Being remembered as the July 2011 Employee of the Month
    - That's me!
    - That's MEEEEE! That's meee!
    - Employee of the MOOOOOONTH!
    - Mecha
    - Yes, Dear (somebody please syndicate this fucking show again! Put it on Netflix, Pluto TV, Tubi, Crackle, something!)
    - BACKYARD BASEBALL 2003!!!
    - Sharks

    This is the life, you see. The devil tips his hat to me.
  • Location
    Hawaii
  • Favorite Episode
    Survival of the Idiots
  • Favorite Character
    Trevor "Viking" Calcote

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  1. Holy crap lois, remember that time when I joined SBC 10 years ago today (still technically the 15th where I live)

    fuckin wild, mang

    1. Cha
    2. jjsthekid

      jjsthekid

      happy 10 years mang! It really is wild how ancient 2011 feels now.

    3. Sauce Mama

      Sauce Mama

      10 years?! damn, old man. that really is wild haha

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