Bulbasaur

Tough call, but I guess I got to go with "Super Smash Bros." I'm hoping that the NEXT entry has them cross-over with "Nickelodeon All-Stars Brawl"!

I just thought of a really great Video Game idea, it's called "Nicktoons World!" Basically, the concept is that you take one part "Animal Crossing", one part "Disney's Toontown" experience, and filter it through the Nickelodeon cartoon experience! You can create your own custom Nickelodeon cartoon character (within appropriate parameters), and design and build your own Nickelodeon house and town with any number of elements that you can find or buy. The more stuff you do, the more reputation points you can earn; and you can even meet some Nickelodeon cartoon characters and get neat stuff based on them, to decorate your house and/or town with! There would be a lot of fun party mini-games that a lot of people can participate in! The better you do, the more money and/or reputation points you can earn! The Video Game would be Rated E10 for Cartoon Mischief and Mild Cartoon violence!

How that plane can fly with THAT big of a penguin on it, is beyond me!

Zap against some enemy buildings!

Donkey Kong is pokey slow, so I'll race against him.

(Insert Blue Oyster Cult's "Godzilla" here!)

I'll warm up against Gary.

I'm a cat that can fly, your argument is invalid.

I guess the only real Nickleback music videos I'm looking forward to now, are "Rock Star", and "If Today Was Your Last Day" (unless you count Chad Kroeger's "Hero" for the "Spider-Man" Movie as part of the Nickelback discography).

Probably has what is ARGUABLY the most interesting art style of ALL the Nicktoons ever made (especially so far!) Also, one of the three "Oh Yeah! Cartoons" to be made into its OWN series!

In honor of "Pokemon Leaf Green" being recently re-released on the Nintendo Switch, I'll be Bulbasaur!

One more time to eat a large bowl of popcorn.

...I didn't KNOW that deer can eat popcorn, even if it is a SMALL one!

"I like watching 'Jeopardy!', baby! OOH!!!!" (Imaginary Bonus Points if you KNOW which song I'm referencing!)

I'll have what HE'S having!!!! (Imaginary Bonus Points if you KNOW which movie I'm referencing!)

Eat a small bowl of popcorn like this cat wearing shades.

Must have large popcorn!

Jeffrey Garcia should've had a BETTER starring role than "Planet Sheen", rest in peace; Jeffrey Garcia.

One medium popcorn, please!

I'm going to make something that's NOT "Star Wars" related, and STILL rake in the big bucks!

Have I REALLY managed to post here AGAIN without making everyone wait nearly a full year? IT'S A MIRACLE!!!! But in all seriousness, here is the first part of my next episode of "Total Cartoon Paradise City". I hope that you enjoy reading it as much as I did writing it! / "Pet Sounds (And Sights)!" Sniz is standing in front of Paradise City, and he says: "Last time, on 'Total Cartoon Paradise City'; after Plankton found out the hard way that he really DID have feelings for Karen, Henry came up to Plankton with an INTERESTING proposal! Apparently, Henry wants to become a HOST of THIS show instead of a mere contestant…like THAT’S ever going to HAPPEN! And after spelling out just WHY Plankton’s plans are always DOOMED to fail from a LOGICAL standpoint, Plankton decided to make an uneasy alliance with Henry. Meanwhile, Squilliam was DESPERATE to get Squilivia to fall in love with him! When a boombox song trick didn’t work and Squilivia made it clear that in no uncertain terms, that she was EVER going to be impressed by Squilliam’s PATHETIC attempts at TRYING to impress her; Squilliam DECIDED to trade his allegiance from the Fearless Flamingoes to the Killer Crocodiles, JUST in an attempt to spite Squilivia! Not exactly sure if that was your BEST move, Squilliam! The challenge involved baby-sitting, as the two teams had to get a kid safely from one end of the Las Vegas Strip to the other. During the challenge, while Rock was HELPING to motivate our contestants to run; a trained rhino ran right into Plankton’s Mini-Mecha and FORCED Plankton out of it! With Rock unable to stop, it took a newly recruited Elwood to do what NEEDED to be done! Elwood saved Plankton, at the cost of Elwood’s own clothes! Even though Plankton’s life had been saved, the Fearless Flamingoes had won the challenge! However, something else happened that was TRULY unexpected; General Barracuda FINALLY passed his Anger Management Class! What wonders will NEVER cease?! Realizing that the math would be AGAINST him, Henry decided to BETRAY Plankton by voting with everyone else and FINALLY; voted the demented amoeba OFF of the game! I bet Plankton never saw THAT one coming! We are now down to nine contestants, and practically ANYONE could be voted off next! So, what kind of great challenge are we going to have today? I’ll give you a hint, this episode is LITERALLY going to the dogs! Find out how on today’s episode of ‘Total Cartoon Paradise City’!” / Instead of the normal show open, a montage of all the main “Paw Patrol” puppies (as well as Tracker, Everest, and Liberty) are seen during some of their greatest moments from the “Paw Patrol” TV series, all set to the tune of the George Clinton song: “Atomic Dog”. / George Clinton sings: “Yeah, this is a story of a famous dog, for the dog that chases its tail will be dizzy. These are clapping dogs, rhythmic dogs. Harmonic dogs, house dogs, street dogs. Dog of the world, unite - dancin' dogs. Yeah, countin' dogs, funky dogs. Nasty dogs (Dog!) Atomic dog! Atomic dog! Life on all fours, when you're out there walking the streets; may compete, nothin' but the dog in ya! Bow-wow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yeah! Bow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yeah! Bow-wow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yeah! Bow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yeah! (Life on all fours!) Un-tied dog in a telematic society, (when you're out there walking the streets.) Ain't your average huckleberry hound! (May compete, nothin' but the dog in ya!) Why must I feel like that? Why must I chase the cat?! Darn the dog in me! Life on all fours, when you're out there walking the streets; may compete, nothin' but the dog in ya! Roof! Roof! Roof! Why must I feel like that? Why must I chase the cat? Nothing but the dog in me! Why must I feel like that? Why must I chase the cat?! Nothing but the dog in me! Why must I feel like that? Why must I chase the cat?! Nothing but the dog in me! Why must I feel like that?! Why must I chase the cat?! Nothing but the dog in me! Do the dogcatcher, dogcatcher! Do the dogcatcher! Do the dogcatcher, dogcatcher! Do the dogcatcher! (Dog, dog, dog!) Do the dogcatcher! Baby, do the dogcatcher, oh! Why must I feel like that? Why must I chase the cat? Nothing but the dog in me! Why must I feel like that? Why must I chase the cat?! Nothing but the dog in me! Bow-wow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yeah! Bow-wow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yeah! Bow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yeah! Just walkin' the dog! Oh, atomic dog! Futuristic bow-wow, leader of the pack; Wild dog! Why must I feel like that? Why must I chase the cat? Just the dog in me, nothin' but the dog in me! Why must I feel like that? Why must I chase the cat? Just the dog in me, nothin' but the dog in me! Why must I feel like that?! Why must I chase the cat?! Just the dog in me! Dog in me, dog is in me! Talking dogs; dog's in me! Do the dogcatcher, dogcatcher! Do the dogcatcher! Do you wanna do the dogcatcher? Well, baby, why don't you do it again for me? Dogcatcher, dogcatcher! Do the dogcatcher! House-trained dogs, wild dogs! Say it again! Why must I feel like that? Why must I chase the cat?” / And the song fades out and ends as the montage ends. / In a replica of the Luxor Hotel, Bubble Bass, Blonda, Toddler Rube, Bonnie, and Elwood are all seen sleeping peacefully in the same room; until General Barracuda comes in with a BIG gong and BANGS it! The loud clang jolts everyone in the room awake! Blonda yells: “Where’s the fire?!” Bonnie asks: “Is it time for the BAKE sale?!” Elwood asks: “When did camp get back in session?!” Bubble Bass groans and says: “Oh, it’s just dad wanting to get training started!” General Barracuda says: “Absolutely! The sooner I can pass on my training, the sooner that THIS can stop!” Toddler Rube says: “Well, it’s nice to know that he’s flexible about this thing!” Bonnie groans and says: “Fine! I’ll get dressed, but I won’t like it!” And Bonnie runs into the restroom to get changed! Blonda merely waves her wand and poofs herself up into her fancy clothes. Blonda says: “I understand waking Elwood up early, but why the rest of us?!” General Barracuda says: “Simple! When I started, I did all of MY hard work WITHOUT the support of ANYBODY who would help teach ME right from wrong! But I don’t want to see Elwood making all of the STUPID mistakes that I made! Luckily for me, this time; I have the support of a whole family to help teach Elwood how to be smart as WELL as strong!” Bubble Bass says: “So, that’s where the REST of us come in!” General Barracuda says: “And since I don’t want Rube to miss out, I thought we’d educate him along with Elwood. I think it would be a good learning experience for him.” Toddler Rube says: “Just so long as I don’t have to do any MARINE training! Dad says that since we NORMALLY live underwater, that would be kind of redundant!” General Barracuda says: “Don’t worry, you won’t have to do any physical training until you’re 12, the same age Bubble Bass and Elwood were when THEY first went to Kamp Koral!” Blonda seriously asks: “Remind me, HOW did that help THOSE two again?!” Bubble Bass seriously says: “I made friends with Harv and Kevin, WHO I still keep in regular contact with! As for Elwood; that legitimately was an oversight that we are NOW making up for!” Bonnie comes out of the restroom dressed in her normal track clothes, and Bonnie asks: “The one thing that puzzles me is, what do you plan to do; once you HAVE passed on your training?” General Barracuda says: “I’ve actually thought long and hard about that! I’ve never told anyone else this, but I’ve always wanted to become a Durian farmer!” Elwood asks: “Durians?” Bubble Bass says: “It’s an exotic fruit, similar to pineapples; it normally grows in Malaysia.” General Barracuda says: “Correct! During my downtime in-between seasons, I’ve been researching various ways to make Durians grow in the soil of Bikini Bottom! Normally, Durians have a REALLY bad smell; but they have a REALLY great taste! What I’ve been trying to do, is to grow a breed of Durian that RETAINS the great taste of normal Durians; but LACKS the pungent smell of NORMAL Durians! And I think I’ve recently finally got the breed of Durians that I want to start off with!” Toddler Rube says: “Sounds like an interesting hobby…or whatever it is you PREFER to call it!” General Barracuda says: “I’d like EVERYONE to know the great taste of Durians! Who knows? Maybe if my farming does good enough, Mr. Krabs might want to even sell Durian shakes!” Bubble Bass says: “I’ve personally never HAD Durian shakes, but I’d like to TRY it!” Blonda asks: “Can we try YOURS, now?” General Barracuda says: “That will have to wait! First thing’s first! We’ve got to get Elwood’s training out of the way! Early bird and the worm, you know!” Elwood opens the hotel window, only to discover that the sun hasn’t even risen above the horizon yet! Elwood seriously says: “I don’t think that even the WORMS are up, yet!” General Barracuda says: “It’s just an expression! Besides, I’m doing this to help YOU out! Bubble Bass, he means a LOT to me! He’s the smartest kid I’ve ever had, and the one I’m actually kind of GLAD that I’ve gotten to spend so much time with! And…seeing how much you WANT to be with him; I want to help fit YOU into a family again! It would finally give me a chance to use my muscles for all the RIGHT reasons for once! It…might be the last real chance I get to use them!” Bonnie seriously says: “You HAVE thought long and hard about this, haven’t you?!” General Barracuda seriously says: “It’s not like I came upon this decision lightly. My stepdad died recently, and my mom is getting up there in years. I want to make sure I’ve passed on something I know to someone worthy. And Elwood? There’s something about HIM in this family that just feels right! Besides, it would be nice to know that I can actually RELAX for once in my life! I’ve lived a hard life for a LONG time! The time has come for me to finally EARN my hard rest and relaxation!” Bubble Bass says: “There’s not a lot like it; I know from plenty of experience of my own!” General Barracuda says: “Come! We’ve got a lot to do, and not a lot of time to do it!” (Confessional) Bonnie says: “I guess time really IS a funny thing, all things considered! For Rube, it seems to move REALLY slow! But for General Barracuda? It seems like he’s going ahead with this thing as if he seems to be under some kind of a time crunch! And in way, I guess he kind of is! It certainly can’t be EASY for a guy like HIM to start losing HIS strength! And I don’t think any of us personally KNOW what that feels like! I guess I just want to help him out through this transitional phase anyway we can. After all, if we do that; it would be good karma for ALL of us!” / Blonda says: “Prior to becoming mortal, time meant next to nothing to me. But now that I AM physically aging like everyone else, I’ve learned to savor every moment; especially considering Bubble Bass and Rube! Madame Hagfish says that they’ll both LONG outlive me! I didn’t ask how; I’d rather NOT worry about how I might not be in the picture and instead focus on spending the time that I can WITH them! See how that works?” / Bubble Bass says: “I’ve personally never seen General Barracuda train before, and now; I’ll finally get a chance to see General Barracuda train Elwood from basically the ground up! Elwood is already strong; I just need to help him become smart and know how to control his strength! Besides, I’ve always kind of WANTED a brother even if it IS only in a metaphorical sense! Still, all things considered; I’d RATHER be writing SOME kind of a book INSTEAD of doing THIS!” / Toddler Rube says: “All things considered; I think this training thing will be really good for Elwood. After all, Flats probably wants nothing to do with him; and I’m not sure if anybody else wants to really spend time with Elwood. And I personally can’t understand why! Elwood seems like a really nice guy! And once we get done helping him, I know he will be a member of the family we can all rely on! At least, that’s what I’m personally hoping for!” (End Confessional) In the Luxor Hotel, Squilliam has gathered the other Killer Crocodile members to have a meeting. Henry yawns, and he says: “Tell me, WHY did you feel the need to wake the rest of us up at SIX in the morning?!” Squilliam seriously says: “Hey! Be THANKFUL I didn’t wake you up at FOUR in the morning! General Barracuda and HIS family have already been doing training for the past TWO hours now!” Lori sarcastically says: “Well, GOOD for them! But remember; even a VERY great BEAUTY needs her BEAUTY sleep!” Gordon scoffs and says: “BEAUTY sleep?! You’d have to SLEEP for like a MONTH before YOU’D look ANY prettier!!!!” Lori pretend-gags and says: “UGH!!!! You are SUCH a typical cat! You know NOTHING of how PRETTY of a human that I am!” Gordon nods and says: “Maybe so, but at LEAST I ADMIT it unlike Squilliam!” Squilliam asks: “Why are you signaling ME out?! What about Henry?!” Henry scoffs and says: “I’ve ONLY ever had eyes for June, and she’s not EXACTLY a raging beauty!” Lori scoffs and sarcastically says: “Not that I would EVER be in YOUR league!” Squilliam seriously says: “Can we PLEASE stop this petty arguing?! This is SERIOUS! This team is down to FOUR team-mates compared to the Fearless Flamingoes! And the only reason why it’s NOT down by MORE, is because I GRACIOUSLY decided to trade my allegiance for THIS team!!!!” Lori sarcastically says: “Whoo, whoo, whoo. Extra, whoo, whoo, whoo! Like THAT’S helped us out any!” Henry seriously says: “You’re a REAL mood-killer, do you KNOW that?!” Lori seriously says: “YOU try living with TEN siblings younger and STUPIDER than YOU are! All things considered, it’s actually AMAZING that I am as SANE as I still AM!” Squilliam seriously says: “See?! This ARGUING is precisely WHY this team keeps LOSING!!!! And I would like for that to STOP!!!!” Gordon scoffs and says: “PLEASE!!!! The only reason you want THAT to happen, is because you want to get your petty ‘REVENGE’ against Squilivia; who was NEVER interested in YOU in the first place, and your PATHETIC little ego can’t STAND that!” Squilliam yells: “At least I WAS interested in someone who was LEGALLY an adult unlike YOU!!!!” Gordon yells: “You think you’re all THAT; don’t you, Squilliam?!” Squilliam scoffs and says: “DUH!!!! Compared to the rest of you, I AM all that! And the only chance this team has of ever WINNING any more challenges, is to listen to me! The OBVIOUS solution to all our problems, is to EXPLOIT the WEAKNESSES that the Fearless Flamingoes have; and BREAK their fragile unity apart!” Henry scoffs and asks: “What weaknesses would THOSE be?! From all I’ve seen, the only weakness that the Fearless Flamingoes ever had was with Franz Flubb! And he’s LONG since been gone from the game! What weaknesses did YOU ever witness while with the Fearless Flamingoes?!!!” Squilliam starts to say: “Well I--!!!!” Then he FREEZES as he is absolutely STUMPED that he can’t THINK of ANYTHING significant about his former team! Lori seriously says: “That’s what I thought! You know NOTHING about your FORMER team, and I bet you don’t know ANYTHING about us! Squilivia was RIGHT!!!! You ONLY care about YOURSELF, without giving ANY consideration to anybody else!” Squilliam seriously says: “That doesn’t mean that my POINT about exploiting the weaknesses that the Fearless Flamingoes have is any less VALID!” Gordon says: “Be that as it may, unless YOU can prove that you CAN show that you KNOW about ANYTHING regarding ANYONE except yourself; any ideas that YOU might have are practically WORTHLESS to the rest of us!” Squilliam yells: “At least I actually HAVE an idea!” Lori seriously asks: “You call what YOU have an idea?! It’s a NOTHING BURGER!!!! There is LITERALLY nothing in your burger, with the ‘Burger’; being a metaphor for your BRAIN!!!! Honestly, if you’re the SMARTEST creature in the ocean; I’d HATE to meet its DUMBEST!!!!” Henry seriously says: “Exactly! You just WASTED 15 minutes of MY life that I’m NEVER going to get back! Call me when something REALLY important happens, like HELL freezes over! And I think YOU’LL know what THAT looks like!!!! Come Lori, lets try and get a couple more hours of sleep!” Lori seriously says: “That’s the FIRST intelligent thing I’ve EVER heard YOU say!” And Lori and Henry walk back to their rooms. Gordon goes up to Squilliam, and Gordon says: “Let me give you ONE piece of free advice, Squilliam! If you WANT to act like the SMARTEST creature in the entire UNIVERSE; without ANY proof whatsoever to back that up, you technically have the right to do so! But when you do, you THEN can’t honestly act surprised when OTHER creatures turn out to be SMARTER than you THINK they should be!” And Gordon walks back to his room as well! (Confessional) Squilliam asks: “ME?! Not SMART?!!!” He laughs nervously and then seriously yells: “I’ll tell YOU who’s NOT smart!!!! Blind, CRAZY, STUPID cats named GORDON QUID!!!! Gordon is going DOWN; Gordon is going DOWN; Gordon is going DOWN!!!!” / Gordon scoffs and says: “And I thought that Mr. Blik had delusions of grandeur! Compared to SQUILLIAM, Mr. Blik is a SAINT! I’m never going to take HIS relationship for granted again!” / Henry groans and says: “It looks like its up to me to be the only SANE man of THIS competition…AGAIN!!!! Squilliam and Gordon are completely EXPENDABLE by this point! Honestly, the only contestant who is even REMOTELY on MY level is Lori; and she’s barely even TRIED! Of course, if either Gordon and/or SQUILLIAM were the next contestants to go; that would FORCE Lori Loud to step up her OWN game…which would benefit ME a lot!!!! All I have to do is to figure out ways to GET Gordon and Squilliam eliminated WITHOUT personally getting involved! If BULMA can do it, then so can I!” / Lori scoffs and says: “Don’t get me WRONG; I have PLENTY of brains and skills, but if they THINK I’m going to do more than the bare MINIMUM to get myself to the Final Three, they’re going to have to try a LOT better than they HAVE been doing to get ME to exert myself! I saw what happened to BULMA when she tried to do that! It did NOT end well for her, at ALL!!!! That’s why I’ve made it a personal vow to NOT do more than I absolutely have to! I’ll outlast all of those other FOOLS!!!! I’ll just wait for everyone else to take themselves OUT; and be the LAST Killer Crocodile left standing once the dust settles! Sometimes, it’s GOOD to be the oldest one in MY family! I have all the BRAINS!!!!” (End Confessional) The sun finally rises over the horizon, and a loud rooster is heard crowing: “Cock-a-doodle-doo!!!!” Abby rushes into Freddy’s room and asks: “Was that Peck?!” Freddy removes his sleep blinders and looks around. Freddy says: “Probably not! Heaven knows where Sniz and Fondue managed to find a rooster that can crow THAT loud!” Guapo and Squidina come in, and Guapo says: “It’s probably just another one of their ways that they have designed to get everyone awake and ready for whatever today’s challenge is going to be!” Squidina seriously says: “You would THINK that with all the resources that they have, they could find LESS annoying ways to wake everyone else!” Freddy scoffs and he says: “Are you KIDDING?!!! At this point, I’m pretty sure that they ENJOY waking us up like this on PURPOSE!!!!” Abby sighs and says: “You’re probably right, Freddy!” Freddy asks: “Say, where’s Squilivia?!” Guapo says: “She said something about wanting to get an early start on everyone else! And quite frankly, I can’t blame her! That woman’s got to do SOMETHING to get that AWFUL Squilliam Fancyson out of HER mind!” Squidina scoffs and she seriously says: “Don’t we all!” (Confessional) Squidina seriously says: “You KNOW the Killer Crocodiles are an ABYSMAL team when they’ve already LOST four of the last five challenges, and yet Squilliam Fancyson STILL manages to somehow be in the game. Granted, up until the last challenge; he WAS with us, but that’s BESIDES the point! At the rate the Killer Crocodiles are going, I’m not sure if we’re going to be SEEING most of them for much longer! They’re SERIOUSLY living up to their own name a lot TOO literally if you ask me! It’s a good thing our team is Fearless!” / Freddy says: “Normally, I like waking up to the sound of a rooster crowing; especially if it’s my SWEET Peck doing it! But if it’s not Peck doing it, I notice it; and it doesn’t feel soothing to me! I’m not even sure if I CAN scientifically explain it; but that doesn’t MEAN that my point isn’t valid!” / Guapo says: “Squidina and I are pretty lucky that we’ve already figured out what we want to get out of this competition! The hard part is working together to make sure that we ARE able to stay together, for as long as we realistically can! The Killer Crocodiles have definitely made it easy for us SO far, but that probably won’t last forever! But all things considered, I will DEFINITELY take competing against the REST of the Fearless Flamingoes; over ANY of the Killer Crocodiles ANY day of the week!” / Abby says: “Don’t get me wrong, it’s not like I’m NOT used to waking up when a rooster crows; except that I’m NOT on a barnyard! If I WANTED to wake up when a rooster crows, I would’ve stayed AT the barnyard! Still, things COULD be worse! I could be on a team that DOESN’T value teamwork and unity! I sure lucked out getting put onto the Fearless Flamingoes team!” (End Confessional) All of the contestants are now all dressed, and are all eating breakfast in the cafeteria. Squilliam looks at Squilivia as she finally runs in, and she wipes off all her exercise sweat with a towel! Squilliam charmingly says: “Lovely morning for a run, wasn’t it?!” And without even LOOKING at him, Squilivia simply walks past him with a: “HMPH!!!!” Squilliam sourly says: “OH, so it’s going to be like THAT; is it?! FINE!!!!” (Confessional) Squilivia asks: “Does Squilliam HONESTLY expect ME to make small talk with HIM, after everything he’s SAID?! He’s not even on MY team anymore, and yet he STILL expects a reward for basic DECENCY; maybe not even THAT! He expects an award for JUST existing! I have a good mind to tell him that he can ACT like it, but he’s NOT the center of everyone’s UNIVERSE! Certainly not MINE, that’s for sure!” / Squilliam scoffs and seriously says: “Come on! How was THAT comment offensive to her?! Did I even SAY anything condescending about HER?! It’s not like I’m PLANKTON who mistreated HIS wife! I did NOT sign up for this show to be IGNORED like this! If I WANTED to be ignored, I would’ve AGREED to go to Lady Upturn’s EXTENSIVE Squidward Art Collection exhibition! And we all know THAT’S never going to happen…unless I HAPPENED to lose a bet, WHICH I highly DOUBT will ever happen; EITHER!!!!” (End Confessional) At that moment, Bonnie, Blonda, Elwood, and Toddler Rube all run in, wearing Milk Delivery uniforms and carrying fairly large boxes filled with milk bottles, with Bubble Bass and General Barracuda right behind them! Blonda pants and says: “Milk delivery!” Squilivia asks: “Milk deliveries are STILL a THING?!!!” Guapo says: “APPARENTLY!!!!” General Barracuda says: “All part of my training regimen! May not be the flashiest way to get muscles, but it DEFINITELY gets results!” Bubble Bass says: “I can vouch for that! I’m not even being FORCED to carry any milk bottles, and I STILL worked up a sweat!” And at that moment, Sniz comes in and he says: “And it’s on THAT note that we are going to present the next challenge that our contestants will have to work on!” Freddy asks: “What’s the challenge going to be this time, Sniz?” Sniz says: “I’m glad you asked. As you can see, General Barracuda is training Elwood to learn everything that Elwood can, to use his muscles in the right way. And we figured it would be a good idea to do what WE can, in order to help them out!” Lori seriously says: “And by ‘WE’, YOU mean ‘US’!” Sniz seriously says: “Potato, tomato, semantics!” Henry scoffs and says: “You don’t HONESTLY expect US to spend an entire challenge delivering MILK, do you?!” Sniz seriously says: “Of course not; you’re going to be spending the entire challenge, helping Elwood and the rest of his FAMILY deliver milk!” Squidina asks: “How is there any difference in THAT distinction?!” Sniz says: “Only a lot, as you will soon find out!” Fondue comes in, driving a VERY familiar truck with the “Paw Patrol” logo on it! Sniz says: “As you can see, you will be working with some of the VERY best for this episode! The DARLINGS of our Nick Jr. lineup!” Fondue says: “It wasn’t easy to find a break in THEIR schedules, believe me!” Sniz says: “Since there are nine of you, we figured we’d let you work with NINE ‘Paw Patrol’ pups! And to that end, we’re finally ready to present them to you!” The Back of the large “Paw Patrol” truck opens up, and the pups start to pop out as Sniz announces them! Sniz shouts: “Chase, Marshall, Rubble, Rocky, Zuma, Skye, Tracker, Everest, and Liberty!” Freddy says: “Wow! The ‘Paw Patrol’ themselves!” Guapo asks: “Say, how are we ABLE to afford the ‘Paw Patrol’ anyways?!” Sniz pulls out a t-shirt with HIS image on it and says: “MERCHANDISING!!!! Our stuff sells like hotcakes!” (Confessional) Guapo says: “Talk about LEANING on the Fourth Wall!” (End Confessional) Chase says: “Chase is on the case!” Rocky says: “Don’t lose it, reuse it!” Skye says: “It’s time to take to the skies!” Sniz seriously says: “Pups, we discussed this; don’t say any of your trademark catchphrases UNLESS the situation actually calls for it!” Marshall says: “We’ll definitely try to remember that; sir!” Sniz says: “The reason I have asked these nine members of the ‘Paw Patrol’ here, is that you will be using them to HELP Elwood and his family deliver milk.” Squilliam asks: “For the sake of argument, HOW can the ‘Paw Patrol’ do THAT?!” Sniz says: “A little something we like to call ‘Physical Motivation’! We figured that if there were something chasing AFTER Elwood and his family, it would help motivate them to get their Milk Delivery job done faster! Of course, that wouldn’t BE as much fun for us without a twist!” Gordon asks: “And WHAT is the twist going to be THIS time?!” Sniz says: “You HAVE heard of guide dogs for the blind, right? Well, in this case; YOU will all be guides for THESE dogs as we temporarily blind them, with blindfolds!” Fondue takes out nine blindfolds; and starts putting them around the dogs. Rubble says: “Watch it! I’ve got TWO shows I’ve got to work on!” Once the blindfolding is all done, Sniz says: “The ‘Paw Patrol’ is now effectively blind! The task for this challenge is relatively simple! Accomplishing it? Not so much!” General Barracuda says: “Tell them what to expect!” Sniz says: “Right! The ‘Paw Patrol’ can hear, smell, taste, and move; but they are NOT allowed to remove their blindfolds for the duration of this challenge! It will be up to all of you to ACT as the eyes for the ‘Paw Patrol’ and tell them when and where to move as they guide Elwood and his family though-out the Las Vegas City area! Blonda, Bonnie, Elwood, and Toddler Rube have to deliver milk to 63 different locations, and NO cutting corners!” Lori looks at the milk the family is carrying, and NOTICES that Rube’s is carrying significantly less! Lori shouts: “Hey! The rest of the family each has to carry 20 bottles each! Why does RUBE only have to carry THREE?!!!” Toddler Rube says: “First off, I carried four! HERE was my FIRST delivery! Secondly, I AM only two! I don’t HAVE the muscles that everyone else has to carry more!” Freddy says: “OOH; kid has a POINT!” Sniz says: “Luckily for you, I’m feeling generous! Since the Fearless Flamingoes have been doing relatively well; today, they will have to make SURE that Blonda and Elwood do all of THEIR deliveries! HOPEFULLY, you Killer Crocodiles can mange to help Bonnie and Toddler Rube deliver all of THEIR Milk deliveries! The team that finishes with all of THEIR Milk deliveries FIRST will win today’s challenge! And trust me, we WILL know which team finishes first; our camera schedules have all been synchronized for fairness!” Abby says: “That’s comforting to know!” Sniz says: “Oh, and DON’T think about trying to BREAK any milk bottles and calling it a day! The milk bottles HAVE to be delivered in order to count! And IF a milk bottle is accidentally broken, you’ll have to run back here to get a new one!” Guapo says: “Now THAT is what you call a thorough host!” Sniz says: “Now, it’s time to determine which contestant gets paired with which dog! It’s first come and first serve! So, quickly decide which dog you WANT to be partnered with; and GO!!!!” And the contestants quickly scramble to find a dog that they want to be partnered with! Freddy says: “I’ve got Rocky!” Guapo says: “I’ve got Rubble!” Squidina says: “I’ve got Skye!” Squilivia says: “I’ve got Liberty!” Abby says: “I’ve got Everest!” Squilliam says: “I’ve got Zuma!” Lori says: “I’ve got Tracker!” Henry says: “I’ve got Marshall!” Sniz says: “And by default, that means that Gordon has got Chase! I hope you’re all happy with your choices!” Chase is confused and says: “I THINK so, but…wasn’t Gordon a CAT?! Because I’m allergic to…ha…HA…AH-CHOO!!!!” Lori finishes: “CATS?!!!” Henry asks: “THAT’S…not going to be a PROBLEM, is it?!!!” (Confessional) Gordon is holding the blindfolded Chase, and Chase goes: “Ha…HA…AH-CHOO!!!!” Gordon winces as he uncomfortably says: “I…THINK this MIGHT be a PROBLEM!!!!” (End Confessional) Sniz says: “You’ve got one hour to train your respective pup and get them acquainted with your voice and various commands! After that, you will all meet right outside of here to find out the routes each team will need to take in order to complete this challenge! So, I will meet all of you back here in the hour; and we will conclude this episode of ‘Total Cartoon Paradise City’!” / (Commercial Break)

I'll be Harrison Ford, AKA the ONLY actor who had a career that "Star Wars" DIDN'T ruin (according to "Family Guy", anyways)!

Do the "Someday" music video next; it's probably the BEST tribute to "The Sixth Sense" ever made! (Not that I personally KNOW of many, but that's BESIDES the point!)

I will NEVER understand how THAT show and all its GROSS concepts MANAGED to get past the censors of the 1990's, let alone that it managed to actually LAST as long as it did on the air. On the bright side, we DID manage to get Oblina as a pretty decent "Nickelodeon All-Stars Brawl" fighter out of the deal. (Please bring her back for "Nickelodeon All-Stars Brawl 3").

Sure, that's fine. If the name Retro (my Nintendo Switch handle) is available, give me that name; and Private Message me my new password. Please and thank you in advance!