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"You take the moon, and you take the sun; you take everything that seems like fun; you stir it all up and when you're done (you take a little piece, and you share it with everyone). So come on in, feel free to do some looking! Stay a while, there's something always cooking! So come on in, feel free to do some looking! Stay a while, cause something's always cooking; yeah!" A pretty solid show from former "Spongebob Squarepants" writer C.H. Greenblatt, filled with lots of meta humor and fourth wall breakage jokes!

The people you can see on hayrides can get PRETTY weird!

The only thing I remember about "The X's", is that Patrick Warburton did the voice of Mr. X. Some interesting plots, but I don't think it lasted for over one season.

Has anyone ever gone on a hayride at night?

Maybe if we're lucky, we won't see THIS person on the hayride!

Believe it or not, this marks the first time since season one that we've actually HAD an episode revolving around Pearl at High School! Not only that, this marks the first real time that Mr. Krabs has been involved with Pearl that he DIDN'T try to be cheap; and legitimately TRIED to do right by her! Now THIS is the way that the relationship between Pearl and Mr. Krabs SHOULD be written! When Pearl offers Mr. Krabs the chance to let him cater her high school cafeteria, Mr. Krabs is actually RELUCTANT to do so at first (having had a not so pleasant high school experience); and actually changes his mind when Pearl REMINDS Mr. Krabs of all the potential NEW customers he could get! Spongebob and Mr. Krabs set off for Pearl's High School, while Squidward is FORCED to man the Krusty Krab all by himself! (Although in a rather amazing "Off-Screen Moment Of Awesome", Squidward DOES manage to handle an entire ANCHOVY rush all by himself without any physical problems!) While Mr. Krabs and Spongebob certainly WANT to cook up Krabby Patties for Pearl and her fellow students; the trouble is, that the Lunch Lady (despite being physically injured) just won't LET them cook with outside ingredients, or cook food in a way that's NOT how she has instructed them to cook it! Needless to say, no one (especially NOT Spongebob or Mr. Krabs) are impressed! In order to cook up the Krabby Patties, Mr. Krabs has Pearl distract the Lunch Lady with cheer-leading! Needless to say, the students MUCH prefer Krabby Patties to boiled, spice-less lunch meats! But when the Lunch Lady discovers the trick, she becomes SO livid; she literally FORCES herself to heal back to full health in order to stop it! To prevent the Lunch Lady from ruining lunch, Pearl and her fellow students gaslight the Lunch Lady to start a food fight against them! And since the only thing the Lunch Lady has to throw are the Krabby Patties she's trying to confiscate; she throws them, and the students eat them! During the mayhem, Spongebob KNOCKS a Krabby Patty into the Lunch Lady's mouth! And like so many characters that have NEVER had a Krabby Patty before, she ends up loving it! And she reveals that BECAUSE she's had to cook School meals for so long, she had forgotten how good food COULD taste! To make it up to them, she let's them all take a field trip to the Krusty Krab; making it not only one of the best days for the Krusty Krab in terms of profit; but also a good day for Mr. Krabs and Peral's relationship! I'd give this episode a 10/10! Enough said, true believers!

After a string of episodes that didn't leave me feeling strongly enough to review it as either favorable or not, I was worried that this season was going to not have any significant episodes for me to WANT to review it! Thankfully, it seems that the dry (pun unintended) spell has broken! Kaz writes this episode after having taken a rather lengthy break, and it seems like the break was well worth it. This episode feels like the most energetic, most enthusiastic, and most creative episode segment that Kaz has written in quite a while! The energy feels akin to the episodes Kaz wrote on "Camp Lazlo". The facial expressions the characters make are gold, and Tom Kenny feels like he's starting to feel passionate about voicing Spongebob again, since he does things with Spongebob's voice that he hasn't done in quite a while. Unlike the other two episode segments we've had about a character or characters being forced to clean up Bikini Bottom, Spongebob Squarepants decides to do it by choice! I never would've expected Plankton to decide to antagonize Spongebob in an episode without it turning out to be ANOTHER plot to try to uncover the Krabby Patty Secret Formula! But as it turns out, Plankton decided to torment Spongebob with a piece of trash that COULDN'T be picked up; all because Spongebob ACCIDENTALLY poked Plankton earlier in the episode segment! But Spongebob's drive to clean up proves to be too much for Plankton to handle, and both Plankton and Spongebob end up crashing down onto the Bikini Bottom beach, totally messing up all the hard work that Spongebob had done. Right or wrong, Spongebob and Plankton are BOTH sentenced to clean up the Bikini Bottom beach for an entire year, and Plankton acts like it's ALL Spongebob's fault! I'd give this episode segment a 9.9 out of 10! Enough said, true believers!

Time permitting, the hayride will also take us by the pumpkin patch.

Cartoon Network's first big breakout full-fledged show! DEE DEE!!!! Get out of my laboratory!

Patrick is a GHOST!!!!

Can a hayride possibly go through all THESE locations?

I love me some "Thriller", and Alice Cooper's 1975 full version of "Welcome To My Nightmare". I always feature both songs (as well as a selection of some other Halloween themed songs) once a year on my Halloween Radio show playlist. Normally, it always happens on the Friday BEFORE Halloween! But this year, it gets to happen ON Halloween! I'm not sure if I'll dress up as anything special, though.

It's the ZOMBIE!!!!...Plankton to be more specific!

Going down...eventually!

Hayride now, the other stuff later.

"Jimmy Neutron" has one of the cooler theme songs of a Nicktoon show. Being sung by the band They Might Be Giants certainly helps. I can't wait to see what you say about it.

Going in that direction!

I'll unmask Patrick as a Mummy.

That's where I'm going.

That's where I'm going.

I'll unmask Bubble Bass as a werewolf!

Get back on the hayride.

Submitted for your approval, I present a new type of a treat. Start with a plain, dry banana chip; chop it up into cookie dough (gluten free options are available), once the cookie is baked, cover the cookie with coconut glaze frosting, and you've got what I like to call, a "Tropical Cookie"...pineapple smoothies sold separately!

I'll unmask Frankenstine as Spongebob!

Hayride time!