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If it's LAKEVILLE, where's the LAKE?!

This is my final batch of Season One "Power Rangers Multiverse Force" character designs. For Queen Hedrian, I figured that since Rita Repulsa takes her inspiration from The Wicked Witch of The West; Queen Hedrian would take her inspiration from the original book illustrations of The Queen Of Hearts from "Alice In Wonderland". As for the reason why I made Vipera blonde, it's a reference to my hypothetical casting choice as to who I would like to have play her; Nicole Sullivan. And as for Radiguet; he legitimately HAS blue skin, blue hair, and pointy ears in "Super Sentai Jetman" canon; but the yellow/red eyes are my own addition, as is the fact that he can turn into a Giant Dragon in this continuity. I'll start posting some season two designs up here the next time I post here. Enough said, true believers!

I challenge Hercules!

I'm cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs (in a healthy way, of course!)

Sorry for the hiatus. I just wanted to present my next artwork on here. I was initially going to draw Captain Retro with my next batch of "Power Rangers Multiverse Force" characters, until I realized that I didn't need to! That's because I already drew what Captain Retro looks like separately! And so, here is Captain Retro as he appears in "Total Cartoon Global Cruise", and "Power Rangers Multiverse Force". I'll get my next batch of "Power Rangers Multiverse Force" characters on here as soon as possible. /

I challenge Kitsune!

I finally saw the first "Austin Powers" movie for the first time! While it's definitely the cheapest of the trilogy, it still manages to be quirky and funny in its own right! I also saw "Migration" on Netflix for the first time; it's a pretty great animated movie! Enough said, true believers!

Speaking of Console Generations, I just got some bad news for Nintendo Switch owners. Nintendo will soon be ending its Gold Points Reward Program on March 24 of this year. They will not award anymore Gold Points to any games (physical of digital) that will be released after that date. While they will still award points for any game that is released BEFORE that date (provided it's bought within one year after March 24 of this year), the bottom line is; the Gold Points Reward Program is ending. So, if you've been stashing away your Gold Points hoping to use it towards a great game; now might be the time to cash them in. Just wanted to send this heads up to everyone! Enough said, true believers!

There's an important moral to this story; no matter WHAT type of exercise equipment you are using, or how strong you are; you should ALWAYS have a SPOTTER around, to make sure you don't get HURT when you're exercising! Spongebob (and later Larry), both find this out the hard way, when they try to lift weights. And poor Spongebob, he was actually doing slightly BETTER exercising in this episode than he has in episodes past. I'm not sure if the trainer Spongebob was watching on his exercise equipment was supposed to be a reference to the late Richard Simmons or not. In either case, Spongebob has some really bad luck in THIS episode! Spongebob calls for Gary for help, but because Gary IS a snail; it takes him a full HOUR to get to Spongebob, and by the time Gary does so, he's so tired that he falls asleep! Spongebob than tries sending a message in a bottle, only to accidentally knock a Kelpo bottle onto Squidward! Squidward calls the police because he was assaulted, but because Squidward has apparently cried "Wolf" once too often, the squad car just drives right PAST Squidward! Although to be fair to the police, they only SAID they would SEND a Squad car; not that they would stop! Spongebob than tries throwing some other stuff in order to knock the message in a bottle OUT the window, but he misses ALL three times! Spongebob than tries calling for help, only to get Larry who is also stuck; Old Man Walker doesn't answer, Spongebob is NOT desperate enough to ask Slappy for help, and the realistic fish head radio D.J. thinks that Spongebob has accidentally named the title of an actual song. Luckily, Patrick and a bunch of pirate friends come by (and in a building room scene reveal, we see Wally is now living between the FLOORS of Spongebob's house); and during the surprise party, they accidentally BREAK the roof/floor that Spongebob is on, and Spongebob ends up pinning Patrick and all the guests beneath him! Luckily, sometime after; after Spongebob has apparently gotten food and water in him, he's still STUCK beneath his weights, but at least he can now still work. I'd give this episode segment an 8.5 out of 10. Enough said, true believers!

It's been a long time since we've seen a Spongebob Vs. Gary episode. Interestingly enough, during the process of this episode; Spongebob managed to use treats to get Gary to go through a bathtub FILLED with bathwater, so at least now we know that BATHING is no longer an issue for Gary! I'm glad that Spongebob pointed out that going to the Vet IS important for pets, and that it's something that they need to do in order to stay healthy; too bad Gary doesn't see eye to eye. It doesn't help that Patrick (who has been established in earlier episodes as STRANGELY likely pet food to), keeps falling for FOOD traps meant for Gary! Of course, Gary DOES take his retaliation a bit too far. All Spongebob WANTS Gary to do is to JUST go to the Vet, and during the process; Gary first tricks Spongebob into going on a two week vacation, crushes both him AND Patrick in a boat compactor; and than MAULS Spongebob before Spongebob FINALLY gets Gary into his pet carrier! When Spongebob finally gets Gary to the Vet, it turns out all Gary has to do to make sure he is healthy; is to eat a Lollipop filled with vitamins. Unfortunately, because Spongebob is covered in snail bites and scratches; he has to be treated to, but he needs an ACTUAL shot to have it done. Now Gary will need to catch SPONGEBOB and make sure HE takes his medicine! I'd give this episode a 9.9 out of 10. Enough said, true believers!

I challenge King Neptune himself!

Remember when gas prices in California USED to regularly be below $2.50? Pepperidge Farm remembers...

I choose to transform a marble statue!

I challenge SpongeGod!

I personally don't know why they called this episode segment "Dome Alone". It plays more like the 1954 movie version of "Rear Window" than "Home Alone". In any case, when Sandy accidentally cracks one of her helmets and accidentally drops and breaks her backup helmet; she tries to call to get one ordered. Unfortunately, because the place she is calling it out of stock at the moment; they'll have to special order it, which will take 6-8 weeks! Sandy is confidant that she can do PLENTY of stuff in her dome during that time! Unfortunately, with HER energy and her enthusiasm; she does it all in ONLY one hour! With LITERALLY nothing better to do (and to keep herself from TALKING to LITERAL nuts), she builds a camera drone; and uses it to look around Bikini Bottom. I'm glad to see it isn't just SPONGEBOB who has trouble passing Mrs. Puff's class, and Mrs. Puff has grown rather numb to experiencing car crashes, as she sleeps THROUGH it! But it isn't until Sandy sees Plankton building something SUSPICIOUS, that Sandy (through a rather honest mistake), think that Plankton is up to something diabolical! Sandy's first thought is to call Spongebob, but he's legitimately busy trying to track down another mustard mine for Mr. Krabs...only to SOMEHOW run into ANOTHER live-action guy in a gorilla suit (although he MIGHT have at LEAST been above the surface THAT time!) With no better options, Sandy enlists Patrick's help. Thankfully, Patrick is operating on season ONE intelligence level; as he's just slow, rather than stupid. And Patrick DOES find Plutonium rods which seemingly confirms that Plankton is up to no good with the building he's building! Sandy begins to charge up her laser, but Patrick finds out that all PLANKTON was doing; was building a stand for a giant flyer that reads "Eat At The Chum Bucket". The only EVIL part of the plan, was that the Plutonium wasn't ethically sourced. Unfortunately, the laser fire breaks the building stand at a point, where it falls DOWN and BREAKS most of the Krusty Krab! Thankfully, Sandy is able to keep herself occupied (and the Krusty Krab running), by temporarily letting Mr. Krab run his restaurant there until a replacement restaurant arrives. Too bad the replacement Krusty Krab is dropped right on TOP of Sandy's replacement helmet! Looks like another 6-8 weeks for Sandy in her dome! I'll give the episode a 9.8 out of 10. Enough said, true believers!

Well...it happened. Took about 14 seasons longer than it should have, but it happened. I always suspected that if Squidward were ever offered the chance for Witness Protection, a chance to move away from Bikini Bottom and live with a new identity; he'd jump right on it! Granted, he had to be told about the benefits first; but STILL...in any case, the animators of "Spongebob Squarepants" seem to be going more retro. They referenced Robert Clampett's "The Great Piggy Bank Robbery" with their villain. He is a guy with a LITERAL pencil eraser for one of his arms, who can literally RUB stuff OUT with it! But it looks like the police ARE rather competent with coming up with a good looking disguise, as they manage to make Squidward look like a dolphin with a fake beard; move him into a house STYLED after the head of Beethoven, and have him playing the triangle, MUCH more successfully than he EVER played the clarinet! Too bad Patrick actually...and LITERALLY, used his head for once; as he was able to turn part of the top of his head into a nose, so that he could track down Squidward's scent! However, unlike in past situations; where Spongebob and Patrick would INSIST on staying with Squidward no matter WHAT his protests were, they DID realize that Squidward WAS in potential real danger with being in witness protection! Too bad they made the (to be fair, an honest mistake assumption), that the guy looking for Squidward WAS the crook that Squidward tattled on! And in trying to protect Squidward, they unintentionally cause him more harm than the ACTUAL villain could have caused! But as it turns out, the guy looking for Squidward just HAPPENED to be the twin brother of the villain, who ALSO just happens to have a LITERAL pencil eraser for one of his arms; but he's a good guy detective! And he was looking for Squidward to inform him that his evil twin brother had been safely caught and put in jail, so he no longer needs to be in witness protection. And given the fact that at the end, Squidward suddenly had TWO pencil eraser arms and was starting to rub things out in anger...that...PROBABLY only happened in his own mind! I'll give this episode a 9.8 out of 10. Enough said, true believers!

Here is the second and final part of the re-run of my "Total Cartoon Paradise City" episode re-run, "Money For Nothing". I hope you enjoy it! / After the commercials finish airing, the contestants are standing in front of a LARGE obstacle course, going all the way from the Excalibur Casino Replica, all the way to the bank! Sniz says: "Welcome to a little competition that WE like to call the 'Money Maze'! Any guesses as to WHY we're calling it that?!" Plankton rhetorically answers: "Because you're a short, STUPID, vain, NARCISSISTIC, Hollywood snob who THINKS he's--!!" And Karen QUICKLY covers Plankton's mouth, and IRRITATED, she says: "HONEY, we DISCUSSED this; do NOT insult the HOST!!!!" And Karen REMOVES her hands, and Plankton asks: "You're ENJOYING this, aren't you?!" Bubble Bass says: "I don't know about HIM, but I sure am!" Sniz says: "Thank you! In any case, the reason why we're calling this challenge the 'Money Maze', is because each team is going to have to get the pigs they have, from the BEGINNING of this obstacle course, all the way to the END of this obstacle course! See how that works? And because we don't want our CONTESTANTS just TRYING to give our pigs a...'PIGGYBACK' ride; we're going to make this challenge a little more interesting...for US!!!! FONDUE!!!! Bring in the GREASE!!!!" Fondue wheels in a BIG tub of grease, and he says: "This STUFF...is getting pretty HARD to FIND!!!! Luckily for me, Spongebob ALREADY safely deposited a BUNCH of it that's just been sitting around unused!" Bubble Bass shudders, and he says: "Grease...my MORTAL enemy! A moment on the lips, but a LIFETIME on the HIPS...and everywhere ELSE for THAT matter!" Bonnie asks: "Have you ever TRIED exercising?!" Bubble Bass says: "I'll have you know I'm actually a NORMAL size and weight for a fish of MY species! Besides, the moment YOU start eating healthier, THAN we'll talk!" And Bonnie looks at her greasy track clothes, and she says: "It's a fair cop." (Confessional) Plankton asks: "Why is it that whenever I tell the truth, it's WRONG?! It's just like that time I exposed Narlene for the way SHE made her food! How do I ALWAYS end up being the BAD guy in any situation where I TRY to do the right thing?! Yes, I was partially doing it for my own SELFISH reasons; but at least I don't make MY foods...any grosser than they already ARE!" / Karen says: "How Plankton EVER managed to get himself through college SUCCESSFULLY; I'm not sure if we'll EVER know!" / Bubble Bass says: "My mother has a saying in our house; 'Everything I love is either Illegal, Immoral, or Fattening'. I guess I'm lucky in the fact...that at least for me; only the LAST thing seems to be true! And I actually AM kind of getting a work-out with having to keep up with Rube! He's definitely a LOT more active than I was as a kid...although, that's probably a GOOD thing for him, considering I already KNOW how he's going to turn out! It's just getting him from here to eighteen YEARS from now that's going to be the TRICKY part to manage!" / Fondue pants, and he says: "I'm starting to understand WHY a lot of restaurants are starting to phase THAT stuff out! Who KNEW that Grease could be so HEAVY?!!!" / Bonnie sighs, and she says: "I have a sweet tooth. I have NEVER met a food that I HAVEN'T liked...except for avocado's and guacamole! I can't STAND that stuff! How can anyone LIKE something that actually LOOKS like barf?! Now, I don't know for a FACT that avocado and guacamole actually TASTES like barf...I JUST know it's TRUE!!!!" (End Confessional) General Barracuda brings in some safety goggles, and he says: "Pigs, put these on!" Barnyard Pig asks: "Are YOU insulting us?!" General Barracuda angrily says: "If I--AHH!!!!--WANTED TO--AHH!!!!--INSULT--AHH!!!!--YOU; I'D USE FAR MORE--AHH!!!!--RUDE--AHH!!!!--LANGUAGE--AHH!!!!--Than THAT--AHH!!!!" Bubble Bass sighs, and says: "It's true. During his more PRIVATE moments, I've seen him use language that would make 'Pulp Fiction' seem like a SUNDAY School sermon in comparison!" Toddler Rube asks: "Can I see this 'Pulp Fiction'?" Bubble Bass says: "Not until you're seventeen the way I was when I first saw it!" (Confessional) Bubble Bass says: "Setting ground rules early is a key factor in preventing those rules from being broken LATER! After all, if you're children KNOW what to expect; they'll be far more likely to OBEY you, than if you had TRIED to set those rules up later!" / General Barracuda groans, and he says: "Why is it that whenever I speak, someone ALWAYS thinks that I'm insulting them?! Granted, I do have a rather long TRACK record of THAT...it's just a little insulting that NO one is willing to give me the benefit of the doubt; not even my own son! How HE'S managed to do so much better than I am at this whole 'Anger' thing, is BEYOND me! However, since I REFUSE to spend anymore time with Spongebob than I already have out of PRINCIPLE; I'll HAVE to figure out a way to curb my anger habits on my own! At least having my family in my life seems to be motivation enough! I'm really lucky to have THAT!" (End Confessional) General Barracuda says: "In any case, these safety goggles will prevent the grease from getting into your eyes. We don't want to have any LAWSUITS on our hands!" Sniz says: "Good CALL, General! I KNEW there was a good reason that we STILL had you on for THIS season!" So the pigs put their safety goggles on, and General Barracuda says: "Now, just take a DEEP breath, and DON'T make any sudden movements!" And the pigs both breathe in deeply, and Fondue DUMPS the grease barrel all OVER the two pigs! Once the excess grease slips off of their bodies, Barnyard Pig says: "That was DEFINITELY weirder than the time I ACTUALLY met Weird Al Yankovic!" Pig says: "I know what you mean; that doesn't even begin to SCRATCH the surface of the weird things that have happened to me!" Sniz says: "Okay; the pigs are all greased, it's time to pick some victims--I mean, VOLUNTEERS to get these pigs all the way to the bank! We've got six obstacles to get past! One for each contestant on each team!" Bubble Bass gets out a medium container of buttered popcorn and a large diet soda, and he says: "THIS is going to be good!" Sniz says: "First off, we have the scorching SANDS of the desert, courtesy of our Sands Hotel Replica! Second, we have a makeshift swamp to replicate the habitat of REAL Crocodiles! Just be careful to not let yourself or your PIGS get bitten by them! Third, we have a CAT jungle set. But don't wake up Waffle or Mr. Blik, or they WILL make you wish you ALSO had nine lives...Gordon notwithstanding! Fourth, you must make your way through the dirty MUD of a barnyard; hope you don't mind taking a LONG shower tonight! Fifth, you must make your way through a CROWDED electronic expo! And FINALLY, you must make your way past the chicken coops, and get your way to the bank! Now, decide WHICH contestants are going to tackle WHICH obstacles! Henry says: "I'll tackle the Sands, sounds like the LEAST dangerous of the obstacles!" Squidina says: "I've never BEEN in a desert episode before; I'll try ANYTHING at least once!" Sheen says: "Ultralord can handle ANY swamp that comes HIS way...and SO can I!" Guapo says: "I'll tackle the swamp, it would be a good way to see how my new outfit REALLY handles!" Gordon says: "I'll go through the Cat jungle set, I have the best chance of getting past MY brothers unscathed!" Squilliam says: "A man like me is FAR too pretty to EVER be hurt by ANYTHING...let alone a mere CAT!!!!" Gordon says: "Come say that closer to MY claws, why don't you?!" Squilliam seriously says: "I'll pass, Gordon!" (Confessional) Squilliam says: "Unlike Squidward, I NEVER intentionally bite off any more than I can chew!" / Gordon snaps his fingers, and he says: "Darn it! Squilliam is SMARTER than he looks! How THAT happened...I'm not sure if we'll EVER know!" (End Confessional) Plankton scoffs, and he says: "Do you think that I'm AFRAID of a little mud?! I'll tackle it!" Abby says: "I'll go for that! The barnyard IS literally MY home!" Karen says: "I'll do the electronic expo; I won't get JEALOUS of anything that I'LL see!" Squilivia says: "I'll go! I can keep MY mind focused on the game!" Sniz says: "So by default, it's Lori and Freddy respectively for the final obstacle! You know HOW to get your pigs to the end, let's see if you CAN! On your marks, get set; GO!!!!" And without any warning, the two pigs IMMEDIATELY scurry away from the contestants! Henry says: "HEY!!!! Get back here; I need to win a challenge!" Squidina says: "I need to restrain that pig in the LEAST harmful way, possible! Fortunately, my suction cup tentacles should do the job rather nicely!" And Squidina makes a BIG leap, and manages to ATTACH herself to Barnyard Pig rather quickly! Squidina says: "YOU'RE a slippery little fellow!" Barnyard Pig says: "Sorry, I have to follow the rules on MY end to; you know!" Squidina says: "I wouldn't expect anything less!" And Squidina quickly makes her way to the NEXT obstacle! Henry says: "Oh, MAN!!!! She's getting ahead of me! I'll NEVER catch MY pig at this rate! Unless...STINKY DIVER!!!!" Stinky Diver unexpectedly pops up OUT of the sand, and he says: "Did someone call MY name?" And true to his NAME, he smells SO bad, he even makes PIG fall down unconscious! Henry says: "I KNEW your stinkiness would come in handy SOMEDAY!" Stinky Diver says: "Every dog has his day...whatever THAT means!" And with Pig unconscious, Henry manages to get a grip on Pig, and carry him to the next obstacle! Squidina hands Barnyard Pig over to Guapo, and Squidina says: "He's all yours!" And Barnyard Pig says: "HEY! I'm not SLIPPING!!!!" Guapo says: "That's thanks to Squidina's AMAZING gloves! I KNEW there was a reason as to why I always WORE them!" And Guapo starts making his way through the swamp! Henry pants as he gets Pig to Sheen, and Henry says: "Take him, and for the LOVE of ALL things good and holy; keep your mind FOCUSED on the CHALLENGE, NOT on ULTRALORD...and DON'T LOSE!!!!" Unfortunately, Henry's yelling wakes Pig BACK up, and he scurries AWAY from SHEEN!!!! Sheen says: "HEY!!!! Get back here!" (Confessional) Henry facetiously says: "OOPS!!!! Did I do THAT?!!! Don't get me wrong; Sheen is an OBVIOUS loser six ways to SUNDAY! But still...it certainly doesn't HURT to give HIS loss a 'LITTLE' push!" / General Barracuda shakes his head, and he says: "MAN!!!! And to THINK I used to be THAT petty and short-sighted on such a daily basis! It's AMAZING I've lasted as long as I have!" (End Confessional) Sheen is looking through his LARGE collection of UltraLord items, and he says: "Discontinued Double Barrel Launcher...UltraLord Mecha that Jimmy used that one time...X-ray goggles..." Gordon shouts: "STOP messing around and do SOMETHING useful!!!!" Sheen looks up, and SEEING that Guapo is about to FINISH his obstacle, Sheen QUICKLY makes his way in front of them, and he dramatically says: "STOP!!!! By the power invested to me by forces unknown, you cannot pass! I stand before you, with powers unknown to you, and guided by the light; you Cannot pass! Step away before you are blasted away! YOU SHALL NOT...PASS!!!!" And Guapo 'ACCIDENTALLY' lets Barnyard Pig go, and he TRAMPLES all over Sheen! (Confessional) Sheen is busy treating himself with an UltraLord First Aid Kit, and he says: "Strange...that type of thing NEVER happened to Ian McKlellan, or ULTRALORD, for THAT matter!" / Guapo says: "Miss Boom De-Ay DID once tell me that you CAN'T stop an unstoppable object...looks like she's RIGHT; as far as Barnyard Pig is concerned!" (End Confessional) Thankfully, Squilliam is close enough nearby, and he grabs Barnyard Pig! Squilliam says: "Come along now, WE have a CHALLENGE to win!" (Confessional) Squilivia says: "Okay...so Squilliam IS capable of thinking for the greater good of the team! I guess first impressions really AREN'T everything!" / Squilliam says: "Don't get me wrong; I could care LESS about what happens to the rest of MY team, just so long as I WIN!!!! And once I DO win; I'll dump the REST of them, SANS Squilivia...so that I can WIN the game ALL BY MYSELF!!!!" / Karen rewinds her electronic screen, and plays-back footage, which is Squilliam saying: "...I could care LESS about what happens to the rest of MY team, just so long as I WIN!!!! And once I DO win; I'll dump the REST of them, SANS Squilivia...so that I can WIN the game ALL BY MYSELF!!!!" Karen says: "OOH...what a NASTY guy! And QUITE juicy, TO!!!! I'm definitely filing THAT one under 'B' for BLACKMAIL!!!! Technology...don't you just LOVE it?! I know that I do...for OBVIOUS, biased reasons!" (End Confessional) Henry goes up to Sheen, and Henry says: "You are so USELESS!!!! You can't do ANYTHING right!!!!" Sheen gets up, and he says: "I won us the LAST challenge!" Plankton says: "ONLY by sheer luck!" Lori says: "EXACTLY!!!! If you want to prove yourself a VALUABLE member of our team, stop THINKING like UltraLord, and START thinking like a WINNER!!!!" Gordon says: "Spoken like a TRUE woman! Speaking of, has anyone ever told you that you have REALLY pretty eyes?!" Lori excitedly says: "You think my eyes are PRETTY?!!!" Gordon says: "Of course! And that's not the ONLY thing pretty about you! Your hair, your face, and your 'Tell it like it is' attitude! I wouldn't MIND dating a woman like you!" Lori asks: "And just why would I EVER date a cat like you?!" Gordon says: "I'm RICH!!!!" Lori asks: "Rich?" Gordon Quid says: "Rich...powerful...Miss Cramdilly left me and my brothers a LOT of money, a butler, and a MANSION! If you were to date and potentially marry ME, some of it COULD be yours!" Lori says: "Well, hardly the ODDEST thing to ever happen to MY family! What the HECK?! I'll give it a shot!" Gordon air-fist pumps and says: "YES!!!! In your FACE, Mr. Blik!" Mr. Blik wakes up, scoffs, and sarcastically says: "Oh, OUCH!!!! I'm SO hurt...double or NOTHING, this will be OVER by the NEXT episode!" Waffle says: "Even I'M willing to take a piece of THAT action!" (Confessional) Gordon asks: "Why do my brothers ALWAYS have to criticize the women I choose to love? At least THIS one is of the PROPER age!" / Lori scoffs, and she says: "Don't get me wrong! While Gordon IS kind of cute, he is STILL a cat! Still, his willingness to date ME, might prove useful to me! In any case, depending on what SKILLS he actually has, I'll date him as long as it's CONVENIENT for me! And if he ceases to be useful...I'll dump him! All I know is, I'll get myself a LOT closer to winning the prize money by dating HIM!!!!" / Karen rewinds her electronic screen, and plays-back footage, which is Lori saying: "...While Gordon IS kind of cute, he is STILL a cat! Still, his willingness to date ME, might prove useful to me! In any case, depending on what SKILLS he actually has, I'll date him as long as it's CONVENIENT for me! And if he ceases to be useful...I'll dump him! All I know is, I'll get myself a LOT closer to winning the prize money by dating HIM!!!!" Karen says: "WOW!!!! I had NO idea that Plankton and I would have so MUCH competition this season! I'm actually now GLAD that I came along! I'm not sure if Plankton could've HANDLED all this competition; not even on his BETTER days...which he doesn't GET much of! But when the right opportunities come along, I'll use the APPROPRIATE Confessionals to MY advantage, and TORPEDO all of my opposition ONE by ONE! And by doing THAT; I'll make myself look GREAT by comparison! Sometimes, getting the DIRT on someone is ALL too easy!" (End Confessional) However, while the Killer Crocodiles are BUSY bickering, Squilliam manages to sneak PAST the Cat Jungle, and passes Barnyard Pig to Abby! Squilliam whispers: "He's YOUR problem, NOW!!!!" Barnyard Pig says: "WOW!!!! Being held by ABBY!!!! My life-long DREAM is coming TRUE!!!!" Abby says: "Well...keep DREAMING! I don't have TIME to deal with YOUR nonsense!" Barnyard Pig incredulously says: "Well in THAT case, I don't FEEL like cooperating with YOU!!!!" Abby says: "Come on! DON'T be like that! I like you; but a relationship between the two of us would NEVER work out...for OBVIOUS reasons!" Barnyard Pig says: "You could've at least GIVEN it a shot!" Abby says: "Come on! What's it going to take for YOU to get THROUGH this muddy barnyard with ME?!!!" Barnyard Pig THINKS about it, and he says: "WELL...!!!!" And Abby gulps nervously! (Confessional) Abby says: "The minute that I ASKED my question, I immediately wished I hadn't!" / Barnyard Pig says: "My request? Simple! Get Abby to do a song and dance number of The Rutles 'Piggy In The Middle'. A COMPLETELY under-rated song classic in MY honest opinion!" (End Confessional) Henry looks over at Abby, and he says: "It looks like Abby is being stalled! Come ON, Sheen! Now's the time to prove your WORTH to our team, and help us OUT!" Sheen turns around, and he incredulously says: "NO!!!!" Henry sputters, and he says: "What do you MEAN; 'NO?!!!' You're SUPPOSED to help your TEAM out!!!!" Sheen says: "The UltraLord guidebook STRICTLY stipulates that I am NOT to help out the jerks, villains, narcissists, ego-maniacs, psychopaths, or ANYONE who has been rude to me for no good reason!" Plankton asks: "Do you ALWAYS do what UltraLord TELLS you to do?!" Sheen says: "NO!!!!" Karen mockingly says: "Bet you DO!!!! I bet you WISH that UltraLord was YOUR father, in order to make YOU feel BETTER about your OWN, sad, PATHETIC life!!!!" Plankton says: "BURN!!!!" Sheen says: "Does making fun of what I like make all of YOU feel better about YOUR own SAD, PATHETIC LIVES?!!!" Lori says: "Oh, IMMENSELY so!" Sheen says: "I'll give you points for honesty!" (Confessional) Sheen says: "And in an IDEAL world, that's the ONLY thing I would give them!" / Lori says: "I'm just GLAD that UltraLord IS a fictional character WITHIN his show, and NOT someone who will EVER be allowed to compete for REAL...if for no other reason than for the fact that he's so BLATANTLY too over-powered for it!" / Henry groans, and he says: "I will NEVER complain about June being difficult to me AGAIN...as often as I USED to, at LEAST!!!!" / Karen says: "Human beings are SO predictable! So EASY to satisfy their OWN ego, they'll let everyone else play them like a HARP...even if it's detrimental to their OWN self-interests in the long one! Makes me glad that I was DESIGNED without an ego!!!!...Too bad I can't say the same for Plankton!!!!" (End Confessional) Sheen defiantly says: "I can SO be a valuable member of my team! And BECAUSE I 'VALUE' all of YOUR opinions SO much...I'm going to PROVE it to you by catching OUR pig!!!! But I'm NOT doing it because I really LIKE any of you!" Gordon says: "Just so long as you DO it, that's all WE care about at the moment!" / And at that moment, while Sheen goes on a montage of trying to catch Pig, Abby and Barnyard Pig go through a song and dance routine through the barnyard, all set to the tune of The Rutles' "Piggy In The Middle". / The Rutles sing: "I know you know what you know; but you should know by now that you're not me. Talk about a month of Sundays; toffee-nosed, wet weekend as far as I can see! Hey diddle diddle! WOO! The cat and the fiddle! WOO! Piggy in the middle! WOO! Doo-a-poo-poo! Bible punching heavyweight; evangelistic boxing kangaroo! Orangutang and anaconda! Donald Duck and Mickey Mouse; even Pluto too! Hey diddle diddle! WOO! The cat and the fiddle! WOO! Piggy in the middle! WOO! Doo-a-poo-poo! One man's civilization; is another man's jungle, yeah! They say revolution's in the air; I'm dancing in my underwear, 'cause I don't care! Hey diddle diddle! WOO! The Cat's in the fiddle! WOO! Piggy in the middle! WOO! Doo-a-poo-poo! Doo-a-poo-poo!" (Spoken backwards: "No, really; Stig's been dead for years!") The Rutles sing: "Walky talky man says hello, hello, hello; with his ballerina boots, you can tell he's always on his toes! Hanging on a Christmas tree; screaming like a bogey man, getting up my nose! Hey diddle diddle! WOO! The cat and the fiddle! WOO! Piggy in the middle! WOO! Doo-a-poo-poo, a-poo-poo-poo! (Oinking heard throughout the rest of the song) This little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home; this little piggy had roast beef, and this little piggy had none! This little piggy went Woooo! All the way home! This little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home; this little piggy had roast beef, and this little piggy had none! This little piggy went Woooo! Wooo...! All the way home!" / And the song fades out and ends as Sheen FINALLY catches Pig and hands him off to Gordon, and Abby finally gets Barnyard Pig to Squilivia! Gordon says: "It's about TIME!!!! Now hold on TIGHT Pig, I don't have TIME to do this slowly; I have to make up for lost time!" Pig asks: "Do I have a choice?" Gordon yells: "NO!!!!" Pig says: "Well, no need to be ANGRY!!!!" Gordon says: "I'm not ANGRY at YOU; I'm angry at SHEEN for wasting so MUCH of our TIME!!!!" Sheen says: "Well, if you had just been NICE to a fan of UltraLord in the FIRST place, I wouldn't HAVE wasted so much of your time!" Karen angrily yells: "ENOUGH OF THIS!!!!" And Karen says: "WOAH!!!! Almost LOST the 'Cool', I'm NOT losing the 'Cool'! Gordon, compete now; revenge, LATER!!!!" Gordon says: "Right; I'll deal with YOU, later!" (Confessional) Karen asks: "Why am I getting SO emotional?! I am an electronic computer! I don't HAVE feelings--!!!!" Than Karen gulps nervously, and she asks: "--Or DO I?!!! I mean, I HAVE been programmed for a LONG time; ever since 1997 when Plankton first booted me up as a roly-shoe! It's just that...I thought the concept of an electronic brain actually developing feelings and NOT thinking rationally was IMPOSSIBLE! But...the fact that I'm even THINKING about this possibility, must mean that it IS possible! I'm not sure if I could PASS the Turing Test, but I'm definitely FEELING more emotions than most electronic devices EVER feel in their whole life! I guess Plankton not only did ONE thing right in his life when he built me; he succeeded BEYOND all of his wildest dreams possible! If THAT'S not an achievement in ignorance, I'm not sure what is!" / Sheen says: "It hardly matters whether I personally win or lose; I do NOT abandon my principles! That is NOT what UltraLord and I do!" (End Confessional) Abby hands Barnyard Pig off to Squilivia, and Abby says: "You better hurry fast! Gordon's making his way through that Cat jungle set FAST!!!!" Squilivia says: "'Fast' is my MIDDLE name!!!!" Barnyard Pig seriously says: "IS it, though?!" Squilivia says: "As far as YOU know, it is!" Squidina says: "OOH; she's got you THERE, Barnyard Pig!" Barnyard Pig sighs, and says: "It's a fair cop!" And Squilivia begins making her way through the electronic expo as quickly as possible, while Gordon finally HANDS Pig off to Plankton! Gordon says: "I cannot stress this enough, but we NEED you to be a team-player for ONCE in your life, and NOT think about trying to steal the Krabby Patty Secret Formula!" Plankton says: "Come ON!!!! How many times have I ACTUALLY ever done THAT?!!!" Bubble Bass says: "At LEAST 300...INCLUDING the movies!" Plankton sarcastically says: "THANK you Mr. MATHEMATICIAN!!!!" Bubble Bass genuinely says: "You're WELCOME!!!!" Plankton says: "That WASN'T a COMPLIMENT!!!!" Bubble Bass says: "I'll still TAKE it as one!" Plankton sourly says: "Somehow...I FIGURED you would!" (Confessional) Plankton groans, and he says: "It's getting to become downright IMPOSSIBLE to insult SOME people...for lack of a BETTER collective term!" / Bubble Bass says: "That's why Plankton is not REALLY evil! If he WAS, he would KNOW that I VIEW being called a Mathematician as a sign that I AM really smart! Once you spend six years in college, taking all that hard math in order to get a General Education A.A., you DON'T let THAT go to waste!" (End Confessional) Plankton sighs, and says: "All right, let's just get his over--". (WOOSH!!!!) And Pig takes off, dragging Plankton with him, and Plankton yells: "WITH!!!!" And Plankton and his Mini-Mecha get COMPLETELY dragged through the mud, with Plankton getting hit by EVERY obstacle within the barnyard! Karen worriedly says: "Oh NO!!!! Plankton seems to actually BE in trouble! I have to help him!" Sniz says: "That's a big ten NO; Karen!!!! Every single contestant has to make it through every obstacle WITHOUT any outside CONTESTANT help!" Karen says: "But...that's not FAIR..." Sniz says: "Trust me, if life WERE fair; John Lennon AND Michael Jackson might still be ALIVE, and nobody would've ever HEARD of Justin Bieber!" Karen shudders, and she says: "Even I find HIS music repulsive, and I invented Auto-Tune!!!!" (Confessional) Karen says: "And trust me, I'd be a LOT richer from MY royalties if Plankton didn't constantly BLOW them on all his hair-brained schemes...so why am I still in such LOVE with him! Even I can't find a RATIONAL explanation for THAT! Maybe I should review all of the Confessionals of the Past...when I have the time! There's GOT to be a RATIONAL way to explain MY love for Plankton...I think I can SAFELY call it THAT; RIGHT?!!!" (End Confessional) Squilivia finally makes it through the electronic expo, and she hands Barnyard Pig off! Squilivia says: "All right, he's all yours, Freddy!" Freddy asks: "You're not going to make ME do a song and dance number, are you?" Barnyard Pig says: "Of course not! We did plenty of THAT when WE were The Weavils!" Freddy says: "Than, I guess we just got to get through the chicken coops, and--." But Freddy NEVER gets to finish his thought, as he hears a big RUCKUS coming in from the chicken coops, and Freddy asks: "--WHAT'S going on in there?!!!" And a familiar voice yells: "SOMEBODY help us! There are ferrets trying to EAT us!!!!" Freddy gasps in horror, and he says: "OH, NO!!!! PECK!!!! I'll SAVE YOU!!!!" And Freddy completely ABANDONS Barnyard Pig, and rushes into the Chicken Coop! Squilliam says: "You can't COMPLETE the challenge WITHOUT Barnyard Pig, go BACK for him!" Freddy yells: "I WILL, as soon as I save Peck!" And Squilliam face-palms himself in frustration! (Confessional) Squilliam scowls, and he says: "If Freddy BLOWS it for us THIS close to winning, I am going to give him SUCH a SCREAMING rant, it will make Franz's screaming look like nothing!" / Freddy says: "I HAVE to save Peck; okay?! I could never LIVE with myself if anything BAD happened to him!" (End Confessional) Freddy looks into the Chicken Coop, and he is SHOCKED by what he sees! Freddy gasps, and he says: "MOM! DAD! You PROMISED me!" Freddy's Mom says: "Technically, we NEVER promised ANYTHING!" Freddy's Dad says: "She's quite right! We only PROMISED to respect YOUR wish to NEVER eat chickens! We NEVER said that WE wouldn't STOP trying to eat chickens!" Freddy says: "Maybe so, but PECK?!!! My dearest friend!" Freddy's Dad says: "He's a ROOSTER!!!! There are at least a MILLION other roosters in the world JUST like HIM!!!!" Freddy says: "Not to ME, there isn't!" Freddy' Mom says: "And just what EXACTLY would make Peck mean so much to YOU, anyways?!!!" Freddy sighs, and he says: "I always knew this day would come; I just didn't think that it would be TODAY...!" Freddy's Dad asks: "What do you mean?" Freddy trembles, and he says: "Mom, Dad; I LOVE Peck more than I love anyone else BESIDES you two!!!!" And Freddy's Mom FAINTS in shock!!!! Freddy's Dad gasps, and he says: "FREDDY; how could this HAPPEN?!!!" Freddy says: "I don't KNOW; okay?! I didn't ASK for this! But...I know that I LOVE Peck, and I'm NOT going to abandon him for ANYTHING...not even for YOU!!!!" Peck says: "Freddy...I've known. Somehow...I've ALWAYS known!" Freddy's Dad stammers, and he says: "I...I don't know what to say..." Freddy says: "You don't HAVE to say ANYTHING!!!! I'm YOUR son! But I CAN'T live YOUR life! I need to follow what's right for me! The question is, are YOU going to be there to support MY decision?!" Freddy's Mom comes to, and she says: "Honey, what are we going to do? Bad ENOUGH Freddy doesn't want to EAT roosters, he can't ROMANTICALLY love one, to!" Freddy's Dad says: "Apparently, HE can...I...don't exactly RELISH the concept myself! But...he's STILL our son! And he's the only one we've got. Freddy, you know how much I don't APPROVE of loving what's normally OUR dinner, but the way YOU stood up to ME...!!!!...Well, that took a LOT of GUTS on your part! And I can see you're not going to change your mind about it. I...guess we'll learn to acclimate to this. We'll...find alternative things to eat to make Peck more at ease!" Freddy sighs in relief, and he says: "Thanks, dad! That REALLY means a lot to me!" Freddy's Mom says: "I hope you APPRECIATE how much WE'RE giving up, just to support YOU!!!!" Peck says: "Trust me, I do! And I will be eternally grateful to you; and all OTHER roosters, to!" Freddy's Dad says: "Just don't expect us to go full-on 'VEGAN' THAT fast! Habits like ours don't NORMALLY disappear as fast as it did for Freddy!" Freddy says: "The fact that you're WILLING to make this change for me, shows that you DO love me, more than you love your habits!" Freddy's Mom says: "Trust me; it's very HARD for us to do this!" Freddy's Dad says: "But...we DO want YOU to be happy; even if WE don't fully agree with it yet. We'll...just get going BEFORE we change our minds! Nothing personal, Peck!" Peck says: "None taken!" And Freddy's Mom and Dad quickly leave! Freddy sighs in relief, and he says: "Peck, I'm so GLAD you're safe!" Peck asks: "Did you really HAVE to say that?! Now...everyone KNOWS that you LOVE me!" Freddy scoffs, and he says: "Oh, PLEASE!!!! Everyone already figured THAT out AGES ago! I was merely keeping up appearances up until NOW! But...do you feel the same about me?" Peck says: "Actually...I kind of do. I'm...not exactly sure HOW we'll make our relationship work out together. But...we'll NEVER know unless we make a start!" Squilivia shouts: "FREDDY, were you QUITE finished?! Plankton finally got HIS Pig to Karen!" Freddy says: "Sorry Peck; I've got a challenge to finish!" Peck says: "Understand, we'll talk later!" Freddy rushes out to grab Barnyard Pig, and Barnyard Pig asks: "Where did Freddy's parents go, looking so upset?" Freddy says: "No time to explain; come with me now!" Barnyard Pig says: "O...KAY...?!!!" (Confessional) Barnyard Pig says: "Well, THAT was maddeningly UNHELPFUL!!!!" / Freddy says: "Honestly...it's AMAZING how much time can be spent on just ONE challenge!" (End Confessional) Karen is looking through the crowd of people at the electronic expo, and Plankton yells: "RUN!!!! Ram them OVER, baby!!!!" Karen actually THINKS about it, and says: "I CAN'T!!!! Whatever did they do to ME?! I CAN'T do it!" Plankton asks: "What do you MEAN, 'You can't'?! You know full WELL that you TOTALLY can!" Karen says: "FINE!!!! Than I mean, I WON'T!!!! It's a sign of morality!!!!" Plankton yells: "You're MY COMPUTER WIFE!!!! You don't HAVE MORALS!!!!" Karen says: "Maybe not originally, but I HAVE learned them! And all the stuff that WE'VE been doing to Mr. Krabs and Spongebob over the years...most of that has been WRONG!!!!" Plankton sourly says: "So suddenly, you're ALL moral...HOW convenient!!!! If you CARED about morals from the START; I wouldn't have SUFFERED all the misfortunes I have EVER faced in ALL of my FAILED Krabby Patty theft attempts!" Karen says: "I can CHANGE my programming, but I can't change what happened in the past!" Plankton says: "You're standing in the WAY of OUR revenge against Mr. Krabs! Just DO what YOUR programming TELLS you to do for ONCE in what YOU call a 'Life', and BLAST those people!" Karen says: "I may BE your computer wife, but I can also be MUCH more than that!!!!" Plankton angrily yells: "You'll be whatever I TELL you to be!!!! Now BLAST those people!!!!" Karen angrily says: "NO...but I'll blast YOU!!!!" Plankton nervously says: "WAIT!!!! Rule Number ONE...!!!!" And Karen TRIES blasting Plankton , only for Plankton to manage to JUMP at just the right moments, and for Karen's lasers to keep missing! Pig nervously says: "Are we...going to finish the challenge?" Freddy says: "I think THAT question is a moot point, we're DONE!!!!" And sure enough Freddy and Barnyard Pig CROSS the Finish Line! Sniz says: "And it's over! It's finally all over! The Fearless Flamingos have won the challenge for today! As a reward, ONE of you will get to go on a romantic dinner with a guest of YOUR choice, to the BEST Vegetarian Restaurant in Paradise, Nevada!" Freddy says: "I want to go!!!!...With Peck!!!!...If that's all right with everyone else!" Abby says: "Sure, we don't mind!" Guapo says: "Go right ahead!" Squilivia says: "I won't be missing anything!" General Barracuda GRABS Karen and he says: "Stop your blasting, right NOW!!!!" Karen suspiciously says: "I THOUGHT you were supposed to get shocked when you got ANGRY!!!!" General Barracuda says: "Only when it's IRRATIONAL!!!! This is VERY rational anger!!!!" Bubble Bass says: "OOH; he's got you THERE, Karen!" General Barracuda says: "If it were up to me, practically every single MEMBER of the Killer Crocodiles would be leaving tonight! Luckily for you, it isn't! You'll need to decide who HAS to leave, at tonight's Elimination Ceremony!" (Confessional) Bubble Bass says: "I'll hand it to my dad, he definitely knows the difference between rational anger and irrational anger! Although...given how he HAS been angry most of his life; I guess he HAS to know it by now!" / Karen says: "He might be fooling everyone else...Bubble Bass notwithstanding, but he's NOT fooling me! I can play-back ANY footage of this show that I want; lest anyone FORGET that important fact! And if General Barracuda is NOT careful, I can play-back any footage that I want against HIM...IF he ever TRIES to get in MY way again!" / Plankton asks: "How can the CREATED, say 'NO', to the CREATOR?!!! Is this the THANKS I get after all those ROMANTIC dinners I've ever HAD with Karen?! Sure, she CAN'T actually EAT; but STILL...!!!!" / Henry groans and asks: "Okay, can I vote off THREE losers; because with the exception of Gordon and myself, everyone ELSE on my team COMPLETELY SUCKS!!!!" / Lori says: "No one's voting ME off; I didn't even get a CHANCE to compete in that challenge! I'll just tell EVERYONE to vote off someone COMPLETELY inconsequential to this game! Namely, SHEEN!!!!" (End Confessional) It is night-time, and the Killer Crocodiles are at the Elimination Ceremony! Sniz says: "Look who's back with us again! Six Killer Crocodiles, soon to be five! One of you is about to experience Natural Selection in action, and GO the way of the Dodo; all in the name of Evolution!!!!...Or, SOMETHING like that! You know the drill; pick the loser that you WANT to leave, and we'll let the results, and luck; do the rest!" (The Confessionals show Gordon, Henry, Plankton, and Lori putting in Sheen's token, but Sheen and SURPRISINGLY Karen putting in Plankton's token!) Sniz says: "Voting is over! It's time to reward the chocolate tokens! They go to Lori, Karen, Henry, Gordon!" And Plankton GASPS as HE realizes that he's in danger! Plankton says: "All right, spill it! Which one of you NINCOMPOOPS tried to vote ME off?!!!" Lori says: "You're the last guy I would EVER want to vote off...Gordon besides!" Gordon says: "Thank you! I didn't vote YOU off, either!" Henry looks over to Karen, and he says: "You're getting WARMER...!" Plankton gasps, and he says: "Karen, you DIDN'T!!!!" Karen says: "I can't spend my life trying to SAVE someone who is DROWNING, if they keep TRYING to take me down with them! That's NOT what you sign up to be a life-guard, for!!!!" Sniz says: "So, it's all down to Sheen and Plankton! Time to reveal who HAS the better luck! Roll the dice!" And the magical dice appear over the heads of Sheen an Plankton! Sheen quickly hits HIS dice, but only gets a two! Plankton briefly BEGS to the stars, than hits his dice and gets a four! Sniz says: "WOW!!!! I guess even the LOSERS get lucky sometimes...although in this case, Sheen DID get the most votes! The Cannon Of Shame awaits!" Sheen says: "WAIT!!!! I summon the ultra-rare, ultra-special, ultra-powerful, TIME REVERSAL SPELL seen in the live-action 'UltraLord' MOVIE!!!!" And Sheen throws down a BUNCH of pretty, purple glitter, but NOTHING happens!!!! Sheen says: "DARN IT!!!! I forgot that I HAVE to be on a spaceship traveling 88 miles per hour in order for THAT spell to work!" / Sheen has his bags all packed up, and is all prepped for the canon! Henry asks: "Can we get this done BEFORE I need to start SHAVING?!" Bubble Bass says: "Patience, Henry; everything has to be in order! POSTS; everyone PLEASE!!!!" Henry says: "Look, I appreciate your NEED to have everything done properly; but I don't appreciate being ignored, especially not when I was a CO-HOST of 'Kablam', and don't understand why I was passed OVER, in favor of--!!" Bubble Bass yells: "FIRE!!!!" And the Canon of Shame fires and Sheen flies off screaming, and Henry continues: "--In favor of Sniz Brokowski; and I want EVERYONE to know that I've NOTICED that!!!!" Blonda rolls her eyes and says: "Yes, sir." Henry notices a piano, and tries playing a few notes, but they're ALL out of key! Henry says: "And one thing more." Bonnie asks: "What's that?" Henry says: "I SUGGEST that you get THAT piano repaired! When I play music, I MUCH prefer for the notes to ALL be in tune!" Gordon says: "But Henry, you don't PLAY like Squilliam does!" Henry says: "Gordon, that's highly BESIDES the point!" Sniz says: "Well, I don't know what the point of YOUR conversations is, but I DO know that it's time for Sheen's FINAL Confessional for this season!" (Elimination Confessional) Sheen says: "Well...it happened again; and in only THREE episodes! I swear, it feels like every time MY action ends, it always ends up happening sooner than it did the LAST time! If I knew the secret to how Spongebob and all of HIS friends have managed to stay on ALL these years, I would try to adapt THEIR skills as well!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "Eleven contestants remain, but any one of them could be eliminated next! Find out who the NEXT unlucky contestant will be, on another brand new episode of 'Total Cartoon Paradise City'!" / Episode Notes: Featured songs in this episode, Dire Straits "Money For Nothing", and The Rutles "Piggy In The Middle". Freddy reveals his love of Peck to EVERYONE (even IF he figures that probably everyone already KNEW that), and Gordon decides to try dating Lori Loud. Karen unintentionally begins to develop feelings in this episode. Pig, Peck, and Freddy's Parents from "Back At The Barnyard" make a cameo appearance in this episode, as does Pig from "Pig, Goat, Banana, Cricket". The Fearless Flamingoes win, and Sheen Estevez is eliminating; eliminating all the representatives from "The Adventures Of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius". / Eliminated Contestants: 14. Skeeter Valentine. 13. Franz Flubb. 12. Sheen Estevez. / Remaining Contestants: Gordon Quid ("Catscratch", a Killer Crocodile); Henry ("Kablam!", a Killer Crocodile); Abby ("Back At The Barnyard", a Fearless Flamingo); Squilliam Fancyson ("Spongebob Squarepants", a Fearless Flamingo); Guapo Flubb ("The Brothers Flubb", a Fearless Flamingo); Karen ("Spongebob Squarepants", a Killer Crocodile); Plankton ("Spongebob Squarepants", a Killer Crocodile); Squidina Star ("The Patrick Star Show", a Fearless Flamingo); Lori Loud ("The Loud House", a Killer Crocodile); Squilivia ("Spongebob Squarepants", a Fearless Flamingo); Freddy Ferret ("Back At The Barnyard", a Fearless Flamingo). / Personal Notes: Sheen's biggest reason for being on this show, was for him to realize that there's a very big line between merely ADMIRING a hero, to actually BEING a successful hero! But Sheen's refusal to compromise his own beliefs, even when it might have ACTUALLY helped him out; is what ultimately doomed HIM as a contestant in this season! As for how Karen will handle her new-found, developing emotions and HOW it will affect Plankton and everyone else, that remains to be seen. I hope you enjoyed reading this episode, as much as I did writing it! Enough said, true believers!

Sorry it took me a while to post another re-run of a "Total Cartoon Paradise City" episode; but this one is so long, I have to keep it broken up into two chunks. In any case, I hope you enjoy it! / Sniz is standing in front of Paradise City, and he says: "Last time, on 'Total Cartoon Paradise City"; Franz Flubb got the 'BRILLIANT' idea that if he could JUST make his OWN brother Guapo LOSE; that SOMEHOW, Franz's OWN way of getting to the Finals and winning the $1.4 million grand prize, would be all his! But to HIS utter shock, none of the OTHER contestants were willing to help him! Even when General Barracuda offered to help Franz, in EXCHANGE for getting General Barracuda's Shock Collar off; even General Barracuda was utterly SHOCKED by Franz's callousness, and FINALLY; began to have a 'Heel-Face Turn', not that it stopped Bubble Bass from finding out about General Barracuda's plan! The THINGS a guy will do to keep the things he loves! In any case, the challenge for the last episode; was that three contestants from each team, would have to pick a talent in order to impress our judges. Some, like Abby; did really well! Others, like Henry...NOT so much! But when Kaput UNEXPECTEDLY seized Franz and tried to kidnap him; Guapo decided to save Franz, and because of Kaput's LOUSY aim, Guapo ended up revealing MUCH more of himself, than ANYONE thought possible! Talk about good GENETICS! Kaput realized that he couldn't harm Guapo, and left without a fight. But Guapo, had FINALLY had enough of his brother blaming HIM for everything, and Guapo finally FIRED his own brother from his Space Deliveries Job, once and for all! Needless to say...Franz didn't take it very well; and in the process of SCREAMING, he lost his voice! Well...that's what happens when you SCREAM all the time, now doesn't it? But Franz had one last trick up his sleeve; he planted a red virus into Karen while she was rebooting herself. What is Franz's end-game plan? That remains to be seen. In any case, when the Killer Crocodiles won the challenge thanks to SHEEN of all contestants; it ended up being Franz Flubb of the Fearless Flamingos, who was shot out of the Cannon of Shame! Now, there are only twelve contestants left! Can Guapo make it on his own WITHOUT his brother? How will Karen act with the Virus inside of her? And who has the ability to make 'Money For Nothing'? Find out, on a brand new episode of 'Total Cartoon Paradise City'!" / Instead of the usual show open, it shows Sheen flipping through TV channels, until he comes across a FAMILIAR scene, and a familiar song! A voice starts singing: "I want my, I want my MTV." (All around Sheen, his high-quality computer graphics, INCLUDING himself, suddenly DEVOLVE into the "Stylistic Suck" of the computer graphics seen in 1986!) The voice continues singing: "I want my, I want my MTV. I want my, I want my MTV. I want my, I want my MTV!" (Instrumental Break, Sheen gasps as he is literally SUCKED into the television, and Freddy Ferret begins playing an EPIC guitar riff!) Freddy Ferret (singing with Mark Knopfler's voice): "Now look at them yo-yo's, that's the way you do it. You play the guitar on the MTV! That ain't working, that's the way you do it! Money for nothing, and your chicks for free! Now that ain't working, that's the way you do it! Lemme tell ya, them guys ain't dumb! Maybe get a blister on your little finger; maybe get a blister on your thumb! We got to install microwave ovens; custom kitchen deliveries! We got to move these refrigerators! We got to move these colour TVs! See the little (distorted) with the earring and the make-up? Yeah buddy, that's his own hair! That little (distorted) got his own jet airplane! That little (distorted) he's a millionaire! We got to install microwave ovens; custom kitchen deliveries! We got to move these refrigerators! We got to move these colour TVs! Hoover mover, uh! Got to install microwave ovens; custom kitchen deliveries! He's gotta move these refrigerators! Got to move these colour TVs! Looky here, look out! I should a learned to play the guitar! I should a learned to play them drums! Look at that mama, she got it sticking in the camera! Man, we could have some! And he's up there, what's that? Hawaiian noises? He's banging on the bongos like a chimpanzee! Oh, that ain't working, that's the way you do it! Get your money for nothing, get your chicks for free! We got to install microwave ovens; custom kitchen deliveries! We got to move these refrigerators! We got to move these colour TVs! (Dog howls and barks) Listen here; now, that ain't working, that's the way you do it! You play the guitar on the MTV! That ain't working, that's the way you do it! Money for nothing, and your chicks for free! Money for nothing, chicks for free! Get your money for nothing, chicks for free! Money for nothing, chicks for free! Money for nothing, chicks for free! Money for nothing, chicks for free! Money for nothing, chicks for free! Ow; money for nothing, yeah! And the chicks for free! What's that? Get your money for nothing, and your chicks for free! Look at that, look at that!" The random voice sings: "I want my, I want my, I want my MTV! I want my, I want my, I want my MTV! I want my, I want my, I want my MTV! I want my, I want my, I want my MTV!" / And the song fades out and ends as the montage ends. / "Money For Nothing!" / When the episode opens up proper, it shows the Killer Crocodiles still resting in bed during night-time at their replica Luxor hotel. It opens on Sheen in his bed, reading one of his MANY "UltraLord" comics that he brought with him, until he hears a knock on the door. Sheen asks: "Who is it?" And outside the door, Gordon says: "It's me, Gordon; can I come in?" Sheen says: "Yes, but I have to open the door first! Just a minute!" And Sheen gets out of bed, and opens the door. Gordon says: "Thanks for agreeing to see me!" Sheen says: "Well, go in! I don't WANT all of the hot air heating up the WHOLE hotel, do I?!" Gordon says: "Right! Sorry!" And Gordon comes inside, and Sheen closes the door! Sheen asks: "Now, what do you want to ask ME about?!" Gordon sighs and says: "I'm in an AWFUL position right now!" Sheen asks: "Oh, how is THAT so?!" Gordon says: "Ever since EVERYONE...including myself...found out that I had UNINTENTIONALLY been trying to date a girl under-aged COMPARED to me, now EVERYONE else doesn't want to talk to me! Do you think I would be the type of guy who would DO something like THAT; on PURPOSE?!" Sheen looks at Gordon, and Sheen says: "No; you look like the type of guy who WOULDN'T do something like that on purpose!" Gordon says: "I know that, and you know that; but even AFTER I've profusely APOLOGIZED about 1.4 MILLION times, the rest of my team won't even give me the time of day!" Sheen says: "Well the time of day is--." Gordon interrupts, and he says: "That's a RHETORICAL statement, Sheen! The point I'm trying to make is, that I'm NOT in a good position to try to get myself to the Finals! And since LITERALLY no one else on my team is willing to talk to me, I HAVE to talk to you! You WERE the one who pointed OUT my mistake in the first place! Tell me, what do I have to DO to make everyone forgive me?!" Sheen says: "Hmmm...well; ordinarily, I WOULD tell you to just FIND a girl cat who IS your age, and than fall in love with her. But since I don't know the location of any near-by PERSONALLY, and I don't know how to get onto a dating web-site; we're going to need an alternate solution!" Gordon says: "PLEASE tell me it doesn't revolve around UltraLord!" Sheen says: "You forget; I've actually BEEN to space, and I actually HAVE a girlfriend in Libby!" Gordon says: "And believe it or not, it's the SECOND thing you said that is the most surprising to me!" Sheen says: "Well, luckily for YOU; all of the OTHER contestants on this season ARE eighteen! YES; even Squidina...surprisingly!" Gordon says: "She sure doesn't LOOK eighteen...even Guapo doesn't, for that matter!" Sheen says: "Well, not EVERYONE hits puberty at the same time; you know. Some are...for lack of a better term...Late Bloomers! Some go through puberty gradually...other times, it might hit all at once! But trust me; when someone DOES go through puberty, they WILL know it, and everyone ELSE will probably be able to see it!" Gordon asks: "How does puberty even happen?" Sheen says: "Well; going OFF of 'The Ultralord Show' AND 'Rocko's Modern Life' SPECIFICALLY, puberty happens once people...for lack of a better collective term...reach the RIGHT age, and when the planets are PERFECTLY aligned! Incidentally, SUCH a planetary alignment SHOULD be happening right now! But than again...I'm not a MIND reader on when ANYBODY is ready to enter puberty, and I wouldn't WANT to be EITHER, for obvious reasons! I TRIED reading minds once; it ALMOST caused my HEAD to LITERALLY explode!" Gordon laughs, and he says: "You mean, it 'METAPHORICALLY'..." Sheen says: "I'm SERIOUS!!!! Jimmy once made me a Brain GAIN helmet, that boosted my I.Q., SO much, I could LITERALLY read MINDS, perform telekinesis, and levitate! Honestly, the fact that I HAD that much of an I.Q. really SCARES me!" Gordon says: "That sounds SO crazy...it MUST be true! But we're deviating from the topic at hand! Tell me; who do YOU think would be my best rebound relationship, in order to PROVE that I'm not a creep!" Sheen says: "Going from girls alone, there's Abby...but she already loves OTIS...Karen is ABSOLUTELY out of the question, even if she WASN'T married to Plankton! Squilivia SAYS she doesn't WANT a boyfriend right now, so that leaves Squidina and Lori!" Gordon says: "I don't think I COULD date Squidina, cats and aquatic sea life don't tend to get along very well together...Kenny The Cat, notwithstanding! So...I guess I got to try Lori!" Sheen says: "Look, if you WANT to TRY dating Lori, you're more than welcome to try it! But dating advice? That's ANOTHER thing altogether! All girls are different, but if there is ONE thing most of them have in common, is that they LIKE it when OTHERS listen to them about what they WANT to do, and than you do the stuff THEY want to do at least HALF of the time!" Gordon asks: "And that's the way you get a girlfriend?" Sheen says: "Ideally, in 'The Ultralord Show's' sixth season, tenth anniversary milestone 60 minute special, it is!" Gordon says: "Thanks, Sheen! You really ARE smarter than you look!" Sheen says: "I HAVE to be! How else would I be able to get myself DRESSED in the morning? DON'T ANSWER THAT!" (Confessional) Gordon says: "Look, I have NO idea if Lori Loud is even GOING to be an ideal woman for me to try dating; but I've got to start SOMEWHERE if I want to put Human Kimberly behind me! Yes, Lori Loud is ALSO a human; but SHE is the right AGE for HER to legally date anyone she wants to! Besides, the worst that COULD happen is that she says 'No'; and even IF she did, I wouldn't be any WORSE off than I am now! So...I might as well at least GIVE it a SHOT!!!!" / Sheen says: "I know that it LOOKS like I don't know that much; but even I'M smart enough to know that if someone HONESTLY wants to ask ME for advice on anything that isn't SPECIFICALLY UltraLord related...they must be REALLY desperate! Don't get me wrong; I FOLLOW the UltraLord Code Of Honor by heart! If anyone who DOESN'T have a malicious intent ASKS me for help, I am duty-bound to help them however I can! Besides, the worst that COULD happen to Gordon, is that Lori says 'No'; and even IF she did, Gordon wouldn't be any worse off than he is now! So...I think he might as well at least GIVE it a SHOT!!!!" (End Confessional) The camera pans to show split-screen images, of Guapo and Squidina sleeping. The camera than pans up to the night sky, where it shows Earth and the other seven planets of the Solar System coming into perfect alignment! Sheen's voice echoes: "...Puberty happens once people...for lack of a better collective term...reach the RIGHT age, and when the planets are PERFECTLY aligned!" And sure enough, at THAT moment, a cosmic RAY of light fires DOWN over the Fearless Flamingoes replica of the Flamingo Hotel, and Squidina GROWS into the appearance she has on "Spongebob Squarepants", while Guapo grows taller to MATCH Squidina's new height! / When the morning breaks, Bonnie Bass once again plays a morning bugle call, only to be interrupted once AGAIN by Bubble Bass playing the Jimi Hendrix live rendition of 'The Star Spangled Banner'! Bonnie shouts: "AGAIN?!!!" Bubble Bass says: "It's only APPROPRIATE at a time like this!" Squidina wakes up from the commotion, only to find that her VISION through her eyeglasses SUDDENLY seems blurry! She takes her glasses off, she sees FINE! She tries putting her glasses on, she sees the world blurry! Squidina looks at the rest of herself without her glasses, and with her adult voice, she says: "Patrick was RIGHT!!!! Dear NEPTUNE; I finally hit PUBERTY!!!!" Meanwhile, back in Guapo's room; Guapo is SURPRISED to find that his OLD uniform, doesn't FIT as well as it USED to anymore! He puts on his hat just fine...but the rest of his outfit; breaks APART in his restroom! Guapo says: "Oh, MAN!!!! I've hit PUBERTY!!!! What a time, to! Good thing this hotel has plenty of towels!" / Guapo rushes to Squidina's room wearing towels around himself, and he pounds on her door, and he says: "Squidina, I need your help again!" Squidina in her adult voice says: "Just a minute!" Guapo says: "Just a minute...Squidina...who is THAT in there WITH you?!" Squidina asks: "What are you TALKING about?! It's just me...Squidina!" Guapo says: "Your VOICE sounds different!" Squidina says: "That's not the ONLY thing about me that is different!" Guapo asks: "Look, could you JUST open the door; I have an EMERGENCY here?!" And Squidina opens the door, and they are BOTH shocked by their new appearances! Guapo says: "WOW!!!! I...guess you weren't kidding!" Squidina says: "Patrick and Pearl always SAID the day would come when I would hit puberty just like them...I guess they WEREN'T kidding!" Guapo says: "You're not the only one! I hit it, to! I guess freeing myself from my brother's infantile behavior finally allowed me to physically mature in a way I never COULD before!" Squidina asks: "Did you outgrow your clothes?" Guapo says: "Obviously...can you make me a NEW set that can fit me?" Squidina says: "Of course I can! Come in, and I'll get to work on it, right away!" And Guapo comes in, and he says: "I just want you to know, that I don't mean to intrude on you. But I really appreciate the work you did the LAST time!" Squidina says: "Years of research, analysis, and my ability to find the right materials for the right price; it takes a lot of work to keep 'The Patrick Star Show' going. Everybody tells me that I'm CRAZY to think that OUR show is ever going to get a REAL award...but I keep pushing on, hoping that someday; I'll find the right episode that will get me the recognition I deserve!" Guapo says: "And I suppose that once you do, you're going to...retire, right?" Squidina grabs a bunch of clothing and sewing supplies, and she asks: "Why would I do that? Winning an award would be a great thing, but it's not the end-all goal to MY dreams and aspirations! Even if I NEVER win another award, I still want to leave behind an impressive body of work...why do you think 'The Patrick Star Show' has been willing to TRY so many different genres? Only by experimenting with the unknown from your OWN personal perspective, can you TRULY realize just how good you are, at the things you've never TRIED before! And even if no one else thinks that you're good at them, if you truly like it; that's the most IMPORTANT thing!" Guapo asks: "Do you think you're good at what you do?" Squidina says: "Relationship aside, I'd say my multi-tasking skills are second to none! Of course, having multiple tentacles DOES help! I'm...going to need to measure you to know how much material I need to use." Guapo asks: "ALL of me?" Squidina says: "That IS the general idea of measuring! Besides, Patrick says there's no one ELSE better at it than me!" Guapo sighs, and he says: "Okay." And he removes his towels and Squidina says: "WOW!!!! It's no WONDER Franz was jealous of you!" Guapo says: "Doctors call MY genetic gift a MIRACLE of nature...while I'd say, it would be a MIRACLE if I could FIND a girl, willing to love a man like me!" Squidina says: "I would." Guapo asks: "Are you SERIOUS?!!!" Squidina says: "You're not the ONLY one who was BORN with extra; squids and octopuses have THREE hearts! I'm NOT making that up!" Guapo says: "So THAT explains why Spongebob performing open-heart surgery on Squidward didn't seem to hurt Squidward THAT much!" Squidina quickly measures Guapo, and she says: "You've grown up quite nicely! This won't take long!" And Squidina takes out her sewing supplies, and she begins to sew. Guapo puts his towels back on, and he says: "So, it doesn't BUG you at all about my genetic gift?" Squidina is laser focused on her sewing, and she says: "I don't see how it could; it's hardly the WEIRDEST thing that's ever happened in my OWN show!" Guapo says: "I just want to state for the record, I'm NOT the type of guy who would ever TRY to date more than one woman at once...figuring out how to date ONE is hard enough on its own!" Squidina says: "I thought you would WANT to date Miss Boom De-Ay." Guapo says: "I tend to make it a personal policy to NOT date anyone who works in the same field as I do...it's also kind of a PROFESSIONAL courtesy!" Squidina asks: "How about someone who TRAVELS in the same field as you do?" Guapo asks: "What do you mean by that?" Squidina says: "Don't get me wrong; I love my family...for all of its quirks...but there are things that I want to do APART from my family! I have always wanted to go and TRAVEL to places! Document what they're like; their cultures, their customs, their language, their holidays...there is so much that I want to film! If I could travel with YOU, I'd get to fulfill TWO of my dreams! I'd get to travel to far-off places, and I'd get to do it with a guy that...I'm starting to find VERY attractive, and not just for your gift!" Guapo says: "Wow! You really think I'm attractive!" Squidina says: "It's not just your looks, it's your personality! I THINK that should do it! THERE! Your new outfit is ALL done! I also added a bonus; your material will be able to stretch with you HOWEVER you move, and it is very resistant to MOST things that could break it!" Guapo puts on his new outfit, and he says: "Wow! This feels even better than my OLD outfit! Squidina, you truly ARE a genius!" Squidina says: "Well...I certainly DO my best!" Guapo says: "That's TWICE now that you've helped me; I really want to repay the favor, somehow." Squidina says: "Well, I wouldn't mind being in an alliance with you." Guapo excitedly says: "ME?!!! You want to be in an alliance with ME?!!!" Squidina says: "Sure. I have intellectual knowledge, but I lack the proper physical training for the situations we're likely to face ourselves in. YOU have a LOT of physical training, but you lack the intellectual knowledge that I have...probably through NO fault of your own! Therefore, if we team up together; we can teach each other the skills we lack, and help each other get to the Finals." Guapo asks: "And what do you plan to get out of this?" Squidina says: "Simple. I have a story of my own I want to tell. Don't get me wrong, telling OTHER people's stories is fine; but there is a lot in my OWN life that I want to express, and I'm not sure if 'The Patrick Star Show' would be the best way to tell it. Competing in this season, IS the chance to tell my own story! And...I honestly can't think of anyone else that I want to tell it with; other than you!" Guapo says: "Thank you, Squidina. It really means a LOT to me to hear you say that! You do realize that there is a chance if we DO go all the way to the Finals together; we'll eventually have to compete against each other." Squidina says: "I am highly aware of that. But...I'm not going to worry about it. Look; let's just promise each other one thing. IF we both get to the Finals, whichever one of us wins, we split the prize money with the other; 50/50! That way, even IF one of us loses; we STILL both win!" Guapo says: "I'll do you one even better; if on the off-chance you DON'T make it to the Finals with me, if I win, I'll STILL split the prize money with you, 50/50!" Squidina says: "Well, with an offer like that, how can I pass THAT up?! It's a deal!" And they shake on the deal! (Confessional) Guapo says: "It's kind of funny; I wasn't sure how this season was going to go. I especially never thought my own BROTHER would try to torpedo ME out of this competition with his OWN paranoid delusions! I mean, it WAS very liberating to put my foot down; but I WAS briefly afraid about what was going to happen to me. Now...that Squidina WANTS to be in an alliance with me; now I don't feel so afraid anymore! I'm not 100% CERTAIN she's the girl I WANT to marry; I'm going to give it some time, and TRULY get to know her! I'm sure she feels the same way! Once we've spent some time together, we'll know for sure. Once we do, THAN we'll be able to make the best decision for the both of us! All I know is, I'm keeping my word! I would NEVER intentionally let Miss Boom De-Ay down, and I don't intend to let Squidina down! Besides, she's a NICE woman! I think she DESERVES some money for all her hard work!" / Squidina says: "Honestly? I thought that for all the history, and for all the quirks MY family has had throughout the years; it would be a turning-off point for ANY guy I would be interested in! But apparently, not all quirks are created equal! And...I guess the only reason why Guapo is insecure about his OWN quirks, is that he probably thought he'd never FIND a girl as understanding as I am! Do I think Guapo is the right man for me? I'm not 100% certain, but I'm going to give it some time, and TRULY get to know him! I'm sure he feels the same way! Once we've spent some time together, we'll know for sure. Once we do, THAN we'll be able to make the best decision for both of us! Besides; if anybody BESIDES me deserves to win the prize money, I think he SHOULD! He DESERVES it for the rotten way his BROTHER tried to treat him! It actually makes me glad I have PATRICK for a brother! He may not always know everything; but at the very least, he has NEVER been intentionally malicious towards me!" (End Confessional) At that moment, the loud-speakers turn on, and Sniz announces: "Breakfast time! Everybody hurry up and eat! It's first come, first served, and the good stuff will be going FAST!" Freddy says: "Corn Flakes and milk, I just can't wait!" Squilliam asks: "THAT'S what you want to eat MOST for breakfast?!" Freddy says: "Absolutely! Peck eats that stuff all the time, and he is a SUPERB, strong rooster! He has to be; how ELSE could his feathers allow ME to fly?" Squilliam says: "I...have absolutely NO idea on how to respond to that!" Abby says: "That's because...to put it bluntly, you're a NARCISSIST who's INCAPABLE on how to FEEL true love for anyone BUT yourself! It's no WONDER Squilivia doesn't WANT to have a boyfriend, when the only choice is YOU or NOTHING!" Squilliam sputters, and he says: "You THINK that I don't know HOW to feel true love?!" Freddy says: "Well, if you CAN; I have YET to see the evidence for myself on how SELFLESS you can be!" (Confessional) Squilliam says: "YEAH?! Well...maybe if there were MORE contestants AROUND who shared MY values...maybe THAN, I would be able to show how selfless I could be! So far, Squilivia is the only one AROUND who even manages to FIT MY definition!" / Freddy says: "I already know that I'M selfless! After all, I went out of my way to keep MY parents from trying to EAT Peck! Once you show THAT amount of loyalty and love to someone, you don't WANT to trade it away for anything! That's the reason why I'm in this competition; to show Peck I'm the MAN that he deserves!" / Abby says: "Even a nice girl like me KNOWS a narcissist when she sees one! I'm NICE; I'm NOT stupid! And if Squilliam thinks that, he's going to be in for a RUDE awakening if he TRIES anything funny with ME!" (End Confessional) At the cafeteria, Fondue is observing everyone eating, and he says: "Hmmm; something seems OFF about General Barracuda!" Blonda asks: "Whatever do you mean?" Fondue says: "He seems so...happy and content. I mean...what could he POSSIBLY be happy about?!" Bubble Bass says: "Is it POSSIBLE that he's finally REALIZED that FAMILY is the most important thing that he could HAVE in his life?! I know that RUBE is mine!" Toddler Rube takes out a Junior camera, and he says: "I've seen Squidina have an interest in these things; I think I'm going to try it to!" And Rube takes a picture of Fondue, but the FLASH accidentally goes off! Bubble Bass says: "I'm SO sorry! RUBE; I've talked about this with you, try to NOT take pictures of someone else unless they SPECIFICALLY give you permission to do so!" Rube asks: "But what if I'm hired for PRIVATE investigations?!" Bubble Bass says: "In that case, TOTALLY take pictures; but do it SECRETLY! After all, it can't very well BE a PRIVATE investigation if you're CAUGHT!" Blonda says: "That makes sense to me!" Bonnie asks: "You're not WORRIED, are you?!" Bubble Bass says: "ME?! My LIFE has already been SHOWN on 'Kamp Koral', and 'Spongebob Squarepants', and there is LITERALLY nothing more to expose of me than already HAS been seen! I'm not worried...but I CAN think of others who SHOULD be!" And Bubble Bass looks at his father! (Confessional) Bubble Bass says: "My dad DEFINITELY seems to be SLIPPING; he's NOT taking his job of PRETENDING to get angry as SERIOUSLY as he should! Don't get me wrong, I'm glad that he's NOT getting angry! It's just that my mother is NOT going to remain OBLIVIOUS to General Barracuda's LACK of anger forever if he doesn't at LEAST try to ramp it down more SLOWLY! And now Toddler Rube has a Junior Camera! SURE; only I am able to SEE the pictures he takes once I download them onto the computer, but suppose he catches evidence of General Barracuda slacking off? Just because I picked up SOME of my father's bad habits, that doesn't mean that I want MY son to pick up any of them, as well! My son may be quirky, but at least he's nice! And I want to try to keep him that way for as long as I possibly can! I consider it my responsibility as a GOOD parent!" / Fondue is rubbing his eyes, and he says: "Well, at least now; I know how FUTURE Rube started picking up his love of taking pictures of everything! MAN, that camera flash was bright!" / Bonnie says: "I know perfectly WELL that my son CAN get worried about things; he just pretends NOT to, most of the time! The fact that he's handling raising HIS son quite well, is more of a testament of his OWN knowledge than anything I tried to teach him! It's actually AMAZING that he's doing as well as he is!...Don't tell my son I said that!" (End Confessional) Sniz finally comes into the cafeteria, and he says: "Okay, eating time is over; it is TIME to reveal what TODAY'S challenge is going to be!" And Karen BITTERLY says: "With HIS genius, I can JUST imagine!" Plankton genuinely says: "WOW!!!! What a biting UNDERTONE!!!! When did you pick up THAT inflection?!" Karen asks: "What INFLECTION?!!! I've ALWAYS talked this way!" Henry says: "You certainly never SOUNDED that way, before!" Karen angrily asks: "How many OTHER computers, have you talked to, GENIUS?!!!" Plankton actually has to HOLD Karen back with his Mini-Mecha, and he says: "WOAH!!!! Easy there, honey! Don't get me wrong, I LIKE the new enthusiasm; but this is HARDLY the time or place!" Karen seems to SNAP out of it, and she says: "I...don't know what came OVER me!" Lori says: "Don't EVEN play dumb with us!" Karen says: "I'm NOT making this up! It's like...I heard a VOICE inside me, telling me what to do!" Henry scoffs, and he says: "Oh, BROTHER!!!! Not ANOTHER Schizophrenic like Ren Hoek and Franz Flubb! How does this show KEEP attracting all the CRAZY contestants?!!!" And Karen ELECTRONICALLY whirs angrily, shows a BUNCH of violent, random images, jerks around; does an 'Exorcist' head turn around, and she says: "OU-YAY UPID-STAY ERK-JAY!!!!" Sheen, COMICALLY missing the point, says: "And I thought FRENCH was a ROMANTIC language!" In a little girl's voice, Karen says: "Mary HAD a little lamb--." And in a vicious voice, Karen yells: "--BUT I ATE IT!!!!" Gordon says: "Back up! Let the EXPERT take a look!" Squilliam scoffs, and he says: "YOU'RE going to handle her?!" Gordon says: "I've had a LOT of different jobs before coming onto this show. I thought I'd experiment around, and pick up a lot of skills along the way. Pretty good call, huh? Now than, Karen; you seem to be acting awfully hostile and aggressive towards your fellow team-mates. SURELY, this MUST be the RESULT of YEARS of unaddressed aggression! Perhaps some traumatic event in your past has caused you to act this way! Now...feel free to LET it all out!!!!" And Karen just ELECTRICALLY SHOCKS Gordon! Gordon says: "You're BLOCKING!!!!" And Karen's face just whirs around randomly, as her screen KEEPS showing random objects! Gordon says: "I think this is TOO much for a Therapist to handle! Perhaps we need a more...energetic remedy! Fortunately, I have JUST the thing to get rid of the 'Ghost In The Machine'!" Bubble Bass says: "Released by the band named The Police, 1981!" Blonda asks: "Have you EVER thought about going on 'Jeopardy' professionally?" Bubble Bass says: "I don't think they'd let me in with MY idea of wardrobe!" Gordon says: "The BEST way to treat a machine, is to find out what's INSIDE them! So, in order to figure out WHAT'S inside her, the best way to do that; is to bring it OUTSIDE!" Plankton asks: "How are you going to do that?" Gordon says: "By telling her a joke SO funny, even a COMPUTER would find it amusing! Say Karen; my brother Mr. Blik came to me the other day. He SAID that he HADN'T had a BITE in weeks, so I BIT him!!!!" And Karen UNLOADS a red virus that looks a LOT like her rolly-shoe self from "Kamp Koral". Gordon says: "Wow! Did YOU just ROLL in from ANOTHER world? I bet your LEG must be tired!" And Karen UNLOADS another red virus that looks like her full-screened self from "The Patrick Star Show". Gordon says: "Hmmm...the viruses don't seem ALL that amused! Must be a culture thing...maybe I should try something a LITTLE closer to home! I've got it! Did you hear about the one where the scientist DIDN'T pay his electric bill? His computer got RE-POSSESSED!" And Karen unloads the LAST main red virus out of her system, and Blonda QUICKLY comes with a plastic bottle, scoops the viruses into there, and closes the bottle tight! Blonda says: "Ah-ha; just as I suspected! These viruses weren't IN Karen naturally, someone PUT them in there!" Sniz says: "Well, of COURSE someone put those viruses IN Karen! It was Franz!" Guapo gasps, and he says: "My brother...AGAIN?!!! Why would he do that?!" General Barracuda says: "Obviously, he figured that he MIGHT get eliminated, so he wanted to make you SUFFER by trying to make Karen EVIL!" Plankton says: "MAN; and I thought I WAS evil!!!!" General Barracuda angrily says: "YOU--AGH!!!!--ARE NOT--AGH!!!!--EVIL--AGH!!!!" And than more calmly, General Barracuda says: "And you never WILL be!" Bubble Bass says: "WOW!!!! You calmed yourself down! You're making PROGRESS!" General Barracuda says: "Well, I can't be the angry, aggressive guy ALL my life, can I?" Bonnie says: "I was STARTING to wonder!" Blonda says: "In any case, I'll send these viruses to where the Fairy Godparents send EVERYTHING that needs to be in a secure area!" Toddler Rube asks: "Where's that?" Blonda says: "Unwish Island. That's where MOST things that get 'Unwished' wind up; like Squidward's Hopes and Dreams, Milli Vanilli's self-respect..." Fondue asks: "What about the GOOD episode ideas for 'Teen Titans Go!'?!" Blonda looks at Fondue SERIOUSLY, and she says: "That would IMPLY that they HAD any good episode ideas at ALL! In fact, the only episode of theirs that I DID like was 'The Beast Within'." Fondue says: "That WASN'T 'Teen Titans Go!', that was the ORIGINAL 'Teen Titans'!" Blonda says: "EXACTLY!!!!" (Confessional) Fondue says: "Wow! The lengths SOME people will go to, JUST for the sake of a joke and a point!" / Gordon says: "I KNEW taking all of those different jobs would one day pay off! Sure, it TOOK a long time; but it paid off!" / Plankton sighs, and he says: "Shame they got rid of the viruses; a truly EVIL Karen could've really helped me out in my schemes! I guess it's back to doing things the HARD way!" / Karen shakes her head, and she says: "WOW!!!! I am...NOT having a good TRACK record of being able to keep my WITS about myself! I bang my head on a rock in the FIRST episode of this season; Plankton accidentally PUNCHES me in the SECOND episode of this season; and now I find that Franz tried to infect me with ANOTHER red virus?! I'm TRYING to NOT be a VILLAIN this season! Do they WANT me to lose?! Because I tell you, if I lose, I will NOT lose with mercy! Just keep that in mind the NEXT time anyone TRIES to do anything funny to me!" / Bubble Bass says: "Color me impressed; General Barracuda actually IS trying to act better on his own! Well...better late than NEVER!" / General Barracuda says: "I said I would get better for my son; and I WON'T go back on THAT word for ANYTHING!" (End Confessional) Blonda poofs the red viruses away, and Sniz says: "In any case, if you're all done wasting time; it's time to reveal what the challenge for today will be. Now, you are in Nevada! It's one of the EASIEST places to make money! BUT...it's also one of the easiest places to LOSE money!" Henry says: "And the point in telling us the OBVIOUS IS..." Sniz says: "I was telling PLANKTON; not you!!!!" Plankton sarcastically says: "Oh, OUCH!!!! Insult my intelligence AGAIN, like everyone ELSE does!" Sniz says: "In any case, we had to think of a creative way, to show you how money is LOST...and how it can be won back! Fortunately, we've come up with a NON-Gambling solution that will please EVERYBODY...except the Gamblers!" (Confessional) Sniz says: "Sorry, gamblers! But if you're GOING to gamble, you'll have to do it on your OWN time!" (End Confessional) Bubble Bass shouts: "Blonda, bring in the LITERAL pigs!" And Blonda opens the cafeteria door, and in rushes TWO pigs! Pig from "Back At The Barnyard" says: "I'm Pig"! Pig from "Pig, Goat, Banana, Cricket" says: "No way, I'm Pig!" And they both say: "WOW!!!! We're BOTH named Pig!" Fondue says: "I thought I made it very CLEAR that I wanted to obey the 'One Steve Limit' this season!" Sniz says: "Right! We'll have to fix this! For the remainder of this episode, the Pig from 'Back At The Barnyard' will be 'Barnyard Pig', while the other Pig will be...'Pig'!" Pig says: "Hey; how come HE gets an extra name?!" Barnyard Pig says: "It's because I have seniority!" Fondue says: "And Pig...you should be thankful we're even willing to MAKE that distinction for you!" Sniz says: "In any case, the reason why we've got THEM here; is because they are going to be part of the challenge for this episode! They are going to metaphorically represent the PORK barrels of money!" Pig says: "OUCH!!!! Rub it IN, why don't you?!" Sniz says: "In any case, the Fearless Flamingos will get the Barnyard Pig, the Killer Crocodiles will get Pig. Now, each team will take their different Pig, and try to get it through a series of obstacles, from the Excalibur Casino Replica, all the way to the bank!" Squilivia asks: "And just WHAT is the catch supposed to be this time?" Sniz says: "Obviously, the pigs are going to be all GREASY, and hold to hold ONTO! They are NOT going to make it EASY for you to get through this challenge! And only the FIRST team that gets their pig through all the obstacles WITHOUT harming them, will win this challenge! The losing team, will have to vote someone off!" Sheen says: "Just let ME handle Pig! If ANYONE can handle a Pig rescue mission, it will be ULTRALORD!!!!" Henry seriously asks: "Has UltraLord EVER handled a Pig rescue mission before?" Sheen suddenly nervously sweats, and he says: "No...but that doesn't mean that it CAN'T be done!" (Confessional) Henry says: "This is where Sheen's 'Crippling Overspecialization' kicks in. I have a sinking suspicion that Sheen CAN'T do anything that UltraLord HASN'T already done! If he fails us, he is going for a first class ticket OUT of a cannon!" / Sheen scoffs, and he says: "So I don't really HAVE any experience with farm life. UltraLord doesn't, either! But I'm SURE it will be just fine! I mean, how DIFFICULT can one pig BE?!" (End Confessional) Sniz says: "You will find out how difficult one pig CAN be as soon as we get to the obstacle course! We're going to have to take a break, but be sure to come back for the exciting conclusion of this episode of 'Total Cartoon Paradise City'!" / (Commercial Break) / I'll break here and stop for now. Enough said, for now!

Sorry it took me a while to get back on here; I have been busy with...I don't even want to TALK about the ordeals of what I had to go through; but at long last, here are my next batch of characters from "Power Rangers Multiverse Force". And just for the record, Ebony is supposed to be an Asian, not a Goth. I just want to clear up that misconception.

I choose to transform an apple!

I challenge Triton!

I challenge a sea lion!

I choose to transform a shield!

The MAXCALIBUR; a sword like the Excalibur, only taken to the MAXIMUM!!!! It's a legendary sword that can be as long or as short as it needs to be; it can shoot power beams when its user is at maximum health, and it is powered by light that can smite through dark, evil users! It is a COOL sword!