[Flicks February II]

I'll be Harrison Ford, AKA the ONLY actor who had a career that "Star Wars" DIDN'T ruin (according to "Family Guy", anyways)!

[Characters in Nickelback Music Videos: Where Are They Now?]

Do the "Someday" music video next; it's probably the BEST tribute to "The Sixth Sense" ever made! (Not that I personally KNOW of many, but that's BESIDES the point!)

[*insert new name here* talks about almost every Nicktoon in existance]

I will NEVER understand how THAT show and all its GROSS concepts MANAGED to get past the censors of the 1990's, let alone that it managed to actually LAST as long as it did on the air. On the bright side, we DID manage to get Oblina as a pretty decent "Nickelodeon All-Stars Brawl" fighter out of the deal. (Please bring her back for "Nickelodeon All-Stars Brawl 3").

[SBC Help Thread]

On 1/25/2026 at 6:24 AM, Jjs Goodman said:

I've updated the page. I can't change the previous account's password, so if you want a new account, I can make one for you and message the information.

Sure, that's fine. If the name Retro (my Nintendo Switch handle) is available, give me that name; and Private Message me my new password. Please and thank you in advance!

[SBC Help Thread]

It's been so long since I've used SBC Wiki, I'm not sure if that website still automatically uses the same password that this website uses. I already tried it, and it said the password is incorrect. Is there a way to change my password? I need to add in the information about the episode that I finally completed for "Total Cartoon Paradise City".

[Total Cartoon Paradise City!]

I’m…REALLY sorry for almost making you wait for a whole year for the conclusion to this episode. I’m FINALLY going to get back into it; and hammer out the rest of this episode. / “The New Kid In Town” (Continued) / After the commercials finish, the Fearless Flamingoes with Toddler Rube; and the Killer Crocodiles with Billy are waiting at the Finish Line; but neither General Barracuda nor Bubble Bass are anywhere to be seen, and Fondue seems to be having trouble with the computer technology! Sniz comes up to Fondue, and Sniz says: “Come ON; Fondue! We NEED to start THIS challenge YESTERDAY! What’s the hold-up?!!!” Fondue groans; and says: “Oh…the STUPID computers needed to be replaced, because we couldn’t UPDATE those models; and NOW I have to learn a whole brand-new STUPID computer system, that I NEVER wanted to learn how to OPERATE in order to START this challenge! I was not put on NO Earth, to have to learn all these STUPID new computers!” Plankton harshly says: “Watch your mouth! That’s my WIFE you’re talking about!” Gordon scoffs and says: “You’ve got to be kidding! With the WAY you treated her, you’d be LUCKY if she would even DUMP you via text message!” Henry says: “Like YOU’RE one to talk! After all, you had the AUDACITY to--!!” Gordon angrily says: “NO!!!! Don’t even GO there!!!! Everyone here keeps HARPING about how I didn’t KNOW any better about the Human Kimberly, and I’m SICK and tired of HEARING it!” Abby says: “So…whose fault is THAT?! You were the one who STUPIDLY loved her!” Gordon asks: “Don’t you think I KNOW that already?! I just don’t see how I have to keep paying for one STUPID mistake for the rest of my life!” Squilliam scoffs and says: “Tell that to Plankton’s parents! I’m sure they say the exact same thing about HIM every single day of THEIR lives!” Plankton says come over here and say that closer to MY face, why don’t YOU?!” Squilliam scoffs, and says: “You wish!” Toddler Rube looks up at Squidina, and Toddler Rube sincerely says: “Squidina, PLEASE make sure that I NEVER grow up to be like THOSE two malcontents!” Squidina sincerely says: “Wouldn’t DREAM of it!” Lori asks: “Excuse me…’Malcontents’? Isn’t that a big word for a two-year old?”

Toddler Rube says: “My mother and father are having me learn random advanced words from the dictionary! They want to get a good jump start on my education!” Fondue seriously says: “Speaking of education, I could really USE an educated man LIKE your father to help me with THIS computer stuff!” Sniz says: “Don’t worry your pretty little head, Bubble Bass will be here before you even know it!” / The camera cuts to show Bubble Bass and Elwood in a fancy public shower, with a wide array of clothes waiting for Elwood after he is finished bathing! Bubble Bass says: “So Elwood, do you understand NOW why you NEED to clean yourself up and get changed?” Elwood honestly says: “I think so, but why did you take SO long just to EXPLAIN so much stuff to me?!” Bubble Bass sighs and says: “Force of habit. I DO have a two-year old to educate. It’s…become RATHER difficult for me to NOT overexplain things!” Elwood says: “Well, to be fair; you kind of always DID overexplain things even BEFORE you had a child!” Bubble Bass sighs and says: “Yeah. I…REALLY got to work on trying to NOT overexplain things!”

Elwood says: “Well, you can try now! Try telling me what you already told me; but simplify it!” Bubble Bass says: “Well…I can try. The first thing you have to do is…you have to change!” Elwood says: “I know! That’s why I’m here! You know…to change!” Bubble Bass says: “No, I mean out of your clothes! They’re filthy and WOEFULLY not meant to be worn by a fish your size!” (Confessional) Elwood says: “Give me a break! I haven’t had social contact for a LONG time! Thinking about how some words can have two DIFFERENT meanings wasn’t on the top of my importance list!” / Bubble Bass says: “Is it any WONDER why I overexplain things? Some people…for lack of a better collective term, don’t make it EASY for me to NOT try dumbing it down to THEIR level!” (End Confessional) Elwood is all cleaned up; and is now looking over the choices for his clothes. Elwood says: “So…am I presentable now?” Bubble Bass says: “No, you’re NAKED!!!! But you HAVE grown up to be a rather impressive fish!” Elwood looks at himself, and he says: “Yeah! You ARE right! I AM almost as impressive as YOU!!!!” Bubble Bass asks: “ALMOST?!!! Not often that someone compares themselves to ONLY being almost impressive as me! So, now the next thing we’ve got to do is; we’ve got to figure out your new look!” Elwood asks: “What’s wrong with YOUR look?!” Bubble Bass seriously says: “I had six LONG years after turning 18, prior to deciding that I wanted to look this way MOST of the time! Once you can honestly say that YOU’VE been through the kinds of experiences that I have, THEN we can talk!” Elwood thinks about it and says: “Fair enough! But tell me, what’s with all the fancy clothes?!” Bubble Bass says: “A lot of it is Blonda’s old, unused costume prop collection! Since she figures that Fairy World isn’t going to want HER once she physically starts to age, she thought she would give you something out of her collection!” Elwood says: “That’s really nice of her!” Bubble Bass says: “And just think; once you’ve figured out what you’re going to wear, you’ll be styling with the best of them!!!!” /

A montage of Elwood trying out various fancy outfits is seen, with Bubble Bass judging him; all to the tune of the ZZ Top hit song, “Sharp Dressed Man!” / ZZ Top sings: “Ah, yeah! Ow! Clean shirt, new shoes, and I don't know where I am goin' to! Silk suit, black tie, (black tie), I don't need a reason why! They come runnin' just as fast as they can, 'cause every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man! Gold watch, diamond ring! I ain't missin' not a single thing! Cufflinks, stick pin; When I step out, I'm gonna do you in! They come runnin' just as fast as they can! 'Cause every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man! (Uh huh!) Uh huh! Top coat, top hat; but I don't worry 'cause my wallet's fat! Black shades, white gloves! Lookin' sharp, lookin' for love! They come runnin' just as fast as they can, ‘cause every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man!” / After the description of the last outfit is chosen, Elwood is seen wearing a tuxedo; and Bubble Bass says: “Color ME impressed! Skipper has got NOTHING on YOU!!!!” Elwood says: “I’m not going to pretend that I KNOW who that is!” Bubble Bass softly facepalms himself, and he says: “Oh, RIGHT!!!! You haven’t WATCHED television in a while! We’ve got to get you acclimated! But we’ll do that later! It’s time to get back to watch the challenge, Sniz and Fondue are probably waiting for us!”

(Confessional) Bubble Bass sighs contently and says: “Never say that I am NOT a miracle worker! I’m not sure what kind of girl will go for Elwood. But if Blonda went for ME, practically ANYTHING is possible!” / Elwood says: “Back when Lady Upturn was just a camper, she said she would go CRAZY for a man who was dressed like this! I don’t understand WHY! I personally feel like I’m wearing a MONKEY suit! But if it will help me endear myself to Bubble Bass, I’m willing to make the sacrifice of personal comfort for him!” (End Confessional) Bubble Bass and Elwood FINALLY make their way to the challenge! Sniz seriously says: “Well, you FINALLY showed up!” Bubble Bass sighs and says: “I…overexplained things again; force of habit!” Squidina says: “Tell me about it! I keep TRYING to overexplain just why it IS that ‘Spongebob Squarepants’ NEEDS some more EXCITEMENT in its show! I’m…not really sure if that’s the BEST approach!” Bubble Bass says: “And I don’t know WHY you were waiting for me!” Sniz seriously says: “It’s because FONDUE can’t figure out the latest computer model that we had to update to! Heaven knows WHY!!!!” Fondue says: “I don’t get PAID enough to be a NERD!!!! No offense, Bubble Bass!”

Bubble Bass seriously says: “Honestly, that’s one of the NICER things I get called! Let me see if I can figure out what the problem is!” Bubble Bass takes one look at the computer and at the thing Fondue has trying to WORK on, and Bubble Bass asks: “How LONG have you been TRYING to get that FILE to run on THAT program?!!!” Fondue says: “A LONG time, and nothing is WORKING!!!!” Bubble Bass rolls his eyes, and says: “Because it’s not SUPPOSED to run on that program with THIS model!!!! Luckily, it’s a VERY easy fix! I’ll just close this OLD program, and I’ll boot up the proper one! And once I open the file in the NEW program, everything will run just fine!” And sure enough, everything is set up just fine for the challenge to start! Plankton scoffs and says: “Show off!” Bubble Bass says: “And PROUD of it!” Bonnie says: “At least you’re quicker than you’re father! He’s STILL at his Anger Management session!” Sniz says: “Yeah, but we don’t have the time or the patience to show General Barracuda in his LATEST anger adventure! And after all the time Fondue spent on his computer, the executives told me that we need to speed the results of this challenge up! So, in order to LITERALLY get things rolling, let us welcome someone who can REALLY motivate our characters to MOVE fast! Rock from ‘Rock, Paper, Scissors’!” And Rock comes rolling up in his fancy Susan car! Henry scoffs and asks: “Is THAT the best guest star THIS episode could afford?!” Rock says: “Actually, no. They wanted to use Rango…or the Paw Patrol, or ANY of the members of the Super Duper Bunny League. But…they weren’t available. So they got ME instead!” Freddy asks: “Why YOU?!” Rock says: “Well, it was a choice between me; or my fellow castmates! And you do NOT want to see Scissors RUN; and you do NOT want to get a Paper Cut! As for me, I’ve been practicing my stopping skills! I won’t intentionally hurt anyone here!” Squilivia says: “That’s comforting to know!” Sniz says: “Anyways, you all know what you’ve got to do, and Rock is here to make sure that you MOVE as fast as you can!”

Lori asks: “Will there be a COOL song to help motivate us?!” Sniz says: “As a matter of fact, there will be. The criminally underrated Jefferson Starship song, ‘The Girl With The Hungry Eyes’!” Squilliam scoffs and asks: “Where did you dig THAT one up?!” Guapo shouts: “IGNORE him!” Sniz says: “Noted, let’s move this along! And I want you to remember, ONLY the team that comes in with their kid safely first; AND with all of their team-mates, will win this challenge! And DON’T even THINK about trying to HURT the other team’s kid, PLANKTON!!!!” Plankton scowls angrily and says: “Oh, sure! Automatically single ME out, even though I haven’t DONE anything!!!!” Abby correctively adds: “TODAY!!!!” (Confessional) Abby says: “I don’t want our team to take any chances! We’re going to do our best to WIN regardless of how the other team feels! I just want to make sure they get rid of Plankton, while they STILL have a good chance to do so!” (End Confessional)

Sniz says: “It’s time to get this show on the road! Teams, please secure your respective kid!” Squidina grabs Toddler Rube, and she says: “Don’t let go!” Toddler Rube says: “I won’t!” Plankton eagerly says: “I’ll take Billy! I’ll PROVE just how nice I can be!” Lori scoffs and says: “You’re TRYING to prove that you can be nice?! You’d have a better chance of trying to prove that there was ANYBODY who honestly LIKED playing as Lincoln Loud in the FIRST ‘Nickelodeon All-Stars Brawl’ Video Game!” (Confessional) Lori seriously says: “It’s the hard truth, Video Game players; you’ve got to learn to LIVE with it!” (End Confessional) Plankton seriously says: “Well, I don’t care WHAT you think! I have a plan on WINNING, and Henry is going to help me to WIN!!!!” Squilliam seriously says: “Actually, if you DO the math; with Gordon, Lori, and myself already planning to vote you off; Henry doesn’t have a CHANCE of saving you even IF he helped vote with you!” And this gets Henry’s attention! (Confessional) Henry says: “I hate to say it, but jerk-wad has got a point! I made my plan BEFORE Squilliam joined our team! There’s no WAY I can save Plankton now; I’ll just tell the rest of my team to help ME throw Plankton under the bus, and I’ll make myself look more likable and trustworthy in turn!” (End Confessional) Fondue says: “The kids are secure, and the racers are ready to run!” Sniz says: “All right contestants! You will have a 30 second head start before Rock LITERALLY starts rolling after you! Remember, you can’t allow your children to get hurt; or else we’ll have to take the money OUT of Fondue’s paycheck to pay for their medical bills!” Fondue asks: “Why MINE?!” Sniz says: “Because YOU spent so long on the computer, remember?!” (Confessional) Fondue scoffs and says: “Stupid computer!” (End Confessional) Sniz says: “On your marks, get SET; GO!!!!” And the runners start running, and in not too long; Rock starts rolling after them!

During a running montage of the runners running past trained lions, a giant rat, trained rhinos, wild horses, and specifically, snooty French people that we picked BECAUSE they were snooty and NOT because they were French! They run past the Luxor replica, than past the Excalibur replica; past the MGM Grand and New York-New York replicas; past the Planet Hollywood replica; past the Bellagio and Paris replicas; past the Horseshoe replica; past the Caesar's Palace replica; past the Flamingo replica; past the in-construction Hard Rock replica; past the Venetian and Treasure Island replicas; and past the Circus Circus replica; all to the tune of the Jefferson Starship hit song “Girl With The Hungry Eyes”. / Jefferson Starship sings: “I like to move at the speed of light! Albert says I can't, but I can! Circle of stone, circle of steel! I want to ride in an iron wheel! I am a child of atomic war! You are the daughter of the overlord! Let's get together on the killin' floor! Give me -- more, more, more, more, more! Violet lightning! Violet lightning! She's the girl with the hungry eyes! The girl with the hungry eyes! She holds up half the sky! The girl with the hungry eyes! I just met the girl with the perfect lips! I just met the girl with the perfect fit! Every atom in my body could inhale her! Speed of light girl, she is a sailor! Na, na, na, na, na; Violet lightning! Na, na, na, na, na, Violent lightning! Na, na, na, na, na, Violet lightning! Now we're movin' at the speed of light! Now we're movin' at the speed of night! And your home gets filled with newer people, people, people! And all your friends are gone; so hang on, hang on to the Girl with the hungry eyes! She hold up half the sky! She's the Girl with the hungry eyes -- I love the Girl with the hungry eyes!” And right as soon as all the contestants are nearing the finish line, a trained rhino comes along and run INTO Plankton’s Mini-Mecha! And the impact is SO strong, it forces Plankton OUT of his Mini-Mecha, and onto the ground!

And because Rock is so busy rolling, Rock can’t SEE that he’s ABOUT to run over Plankton! And this alarms Elwood! (Confessional) Elwood says: “I don’t PRETEND that Plankton is a good guy! But come ON!!!! Any guy who is willing to serve food that DOESN’T willingly violate any HEALTH violations can’t be THAT bad! I need to do what ANY other reasonable guy would do in my place! I’m going to save Plankton!!!!” (End Confessional) Plankton screams: “Have MERCY!!!!” And Rock sees Plankton, and TRIES to stop, but Rock has TOO much momentum!!!! Elwood heroically says: “I’ll SAVE YOU!!!!” And Elwood JUMPS in Rock’s way, and while Elwood SUCESSFULLY lifts Rock up OVER Plankton, Rock’s momentum continues, and Rock ACCIDENTALLY tears all of Elwood’s clothes off! But nobody has time to think about that, as the Fearless Flamingoes cross the finish line at the Sahara replica first! Sniz says: “And it’s over! It’s finally over! Kind of feels like there should’ve been MORE to this part! But at this point, I’m just GLAD to have it done! The Fearless Flamnigoes once again have immunity! And…Elwood now looks more or less like he did when he was BORN!!!!” Lori is intrigued and he says: “Now THERE is a REAL man for you!” Squilliam gets incensed and asked: “Is that a DIG against me?!” Lori romantically says: “Can you blame me? He has more abs on him than…Mr. T!” General Barracuda finally arrives, and he reasonably says: “I see nothing funny about that line!” Bonnie says: “Honey, you sounded all reasonable! Did your test go well?!!!” General Barracuda smiles, and he says: “I did it! I finally PASSED my Anger Management test!” Bubble Bass excitedly says: “YES!!!! I KNEW he could do it!” Blonda seriously asks: “REALLY?!!!” Bubble Bass honestly says: “Well, I KNEW he could do it EVENTUALLY; I just didn’t THINK it would be during THIS season!!!!” General Barracuda seriously says: “You know our deal!” Sniz says: “Right! Fondue, take the Shock Collar off!” Fondue says: “I’m going to MISS the shocking!!!!” And Fondue takes the Shock Collar off, and General Barracuda feels his own neck again. General Barracuda says: “It feels so NICE to feel my own neck again! And…Bonnie, I have a confession to make.”

Bonnie seriously says: “You figured out a way to take the REAL Shock Collar off, and put a FAKE Shock Collar ON!!!!” General Barracuda reflexively says: “NO!!!!...WAIT!!!! Stupid MUSCLE memory! I mean…’Yes’.” Bubble Bass seriously says: “Don’t look at ME; I didn’t tell her!” Bonnie says: “I figured it out on my own.” General Barracuda asks: “How?” Sniz seriously says: “You WEREN’T paying attention, were YOU?!” General Barracuda asks: “What are you talking about?! You SAID--!!” Sniz says: “We SAID we would shock you whenever you got unreasonably angry, OR whenever we needed a good laugh! But we KNEW you WOULDN’T pay attention to that LAST part, and would only focus on NOT getting unreasonably angry! Of course, I must admit; I never thought you would ACTUALLY curb your anger tendencies on your own for REAL, that was a part that we didn’t plan on!” General Barracuda blushes in embarrassment, and he says: “What you must think of me, Bonnie! I…know I should’ve told you! I wanted to, but I just couldn’t! I just…I just felt so ashamed!” Bonnie sighs, and says: “Honey, it’s okay! Sometimes, people…for lack of a better collective term; do stuff that they’re not proud of. And…sometimes, they can’t talk about it. I know how THAT feels with all the mistakes I’ve made raising Bubble Bass on my own.” Bubble Bass seriously says: “Just for the record, I don’t hold that against you. Neptune knows I certainly didn’t help with the way I acted!” General Barracuda asks: “But if you knew and suspected…for however long it was, why didn’t you confront me about it?” Bonnie sincerely says: “I don’t want to start over again, not right now; not after everything I’ve already been through.” General Barracuda honestly says: “You know what the funny thing is? I honestly thought that I would NEVER stop being angry! I thought that I wanted to be angry forever! But…a funny thing happened recently.”

Bubble Bass asks: “What’s that?” General Barracuda sighs and says: “I think I’m starting to lose my testosterone drive that’s driven me and every single one of my bad decisions for so long!” Sniz seriously says: “General Barracuda LOSING his testosterone drive?! Now I HAVE heard just about everything!” General Barracuda says: “And another thing, after seeing how unreasonably ANGRY Franz Flubb was being; it finally CLICKED for me on everything I had been doing WRONG in my life! All my life, it was LIKE I was drinking Poison, and expecting everyone I HATED to drop dead! But…I’m TIRED of always being MISERABLE all the time! I’m TIRED of always being ANGRY!!!! And…I feel my body starting to change! I can’t keep up that level of anger anymore, and I DON’T really want to try! I…know that it’s been DIFFICULT with me! But…I’m finally ready, to try to be the man that my son WANTS me to be! The kind of man that I should be for my grandson! And…I’d like to help Elwood know everything there is to really know about TRUE strength!” Elwood asks: “You want to help ME?!!!” General Barracuda says: “Because I’m losing my testosterone. It won’t be long before I start to lose my strength. I think it’s time I passed on everything I know about strength to someone who could really benefit from it. Only this time, I want someone to use their strength; for all the RIGHT reasons! I think you would be GREAT to help protect this family; in CASE I’m no longer around someday!” Bubble Bass says: “Well, that sounds great; but what about clothes?” General Barracuda says: “With the way I’m going to train him; he’d probably just get them teared up again, anyways!” Rock shouts: “Sorry about that again! I wasn’t planning on Plankton falling out of his Mini-Mecha!” Elwood says: “It’s okay! I’m going to learn how to be a good, STRONG guy! And be a brother WORTHY of Bubble Bass!” Bubble Bass seriously says: “After saving Plankton, you’re already well on your way there!” Elwood seriously says: “That’s good to know!”

(Confessional) Elwood seriously says: “Wow! General Barracuda wants to train me! Nobody has EVER shown that much interest in me before! I’ll have to learn everything I can from him! I want to PROVE that his faith in me is not misplaced!” / General Barracuda seriously says: “Change has…never been easy for me. I guess that’s why I’ve been trying to fight it for so long. I thought that if I was more stubborn than anyone else, that I could simply STOP change from EVER happening to ME!!!! And…I’ve finally realized the honest truth; it DOESN’T work! So…I might as well try to work WITH change instead of against it! And with Elwood, I finally have a chance to put all my strength to GOOD use! Teach someone to use their strength for good, instead of their own selfish reasons like I tried to do for so long!” / Bubble Bass seriously says: “I never would’ve guessed that my DAD would ever lose HIS testosterone drive! Still, that would help to explain why it’s suddenly gotten easier for him to be nicer and NOT get irrationally angry; because he simply can’t muster up the testosterone to GET that angry anymore! And honestly? I’m glad that Elwood is going to get some real teaching for my dad in how to use his strength properly! And I’ll help with educating him with his brain! He will be strong in both strength AND brains! Maybe not as smart as me; but he will definitely be a LOT smarter than Plankton, that’s for sure!” (End Confessional) Sniz seriously says: “Killer Crocodiles, it pains me to say this; but you have lost ONCE again!” Squilliam seriously says: “No thanks to Plankton!” Plankton loudly says: “That rhino was in my BLIND spot! I only HAVE the ONE eye!” Sniz says: “In any case, you will all be going to another Elimination Ceremony tonight, to see who gets eliminated next!” (Confessional) Henry says: “I made sure to talk to everyone! Plankton THINKS I’m going to save him, as Plankton is going to try to vote off Squilliam! But he DOESN’T realize that I already told everyone to vote off Plankton! Plankton…is as good as gone!” (End Confessional) /

It is night-time, and the Killer Crocodiles are once again at the Elimination Ceremony! Sniz says: “Contestants; I know you’re expecting me to make some kind of grand speech about the reasons HOW you got here, and how you SHOULD avoid it in the future! But the truth of the matter is, I simply don’t FEEL like it!” Lori seriously says: “FINALLY!!!! The ferret is FINALLY making SENSE!!!!” Gordon shouts: “Ignore her!” Sniz seriously says: “Noted! Let’s move this along! It’s time to cast your votes, and hope that Lady Luck is with you!” (Confessional) Plankton laughs easily as he inserts a token into Squilliam’s coin slot! / A split four-screen shot of all the other contestants putting a token into Plankton’s coin slot, can be seen! (End Confessional) Sniz says: “It’s time to reveal who will get chocolate tokens! Henry! Gordon, Lori!” Plankton eyes Squilliam, but Squilliam ACTS like Plankton is doing nothing! Sniz says: “And then there were two! Will it be the evil malcontent, or will it be the new guy? Time to let luck decide! Time your dice hit, and may luck be with you!” A dice block appears over the heads of Squilliam and Plankton, and they BOTH hit their dice blocks at the same time! Sniz says: “Not as big of a landslide as I thought it would be. Plankton, you only got one. And Squilliam…you only got four! But Plankton DID get four votes against him anyways! It’s time for Plankton to go!” Plankton screams: “WHAT?!!! Henry; you PROMISED you would save me! How could you double-cross ME?!!!” Henry seriously says: “Plans change. Squilliam made saving you far more difficult! And I do NOT like having to do difficult things! Besides, now you can apologize to Karen to her FACE!!!!” Plankton seriously says: “If she will even SEE me!!!!” Plankton begrudgingly gets into the cannon, and a tiny helmet is put onto Plankton’s head! Sniz shouts: “Posts everyone, PLEASE!!!!” Fondue, Bubble Bass, Blonda, Bonnie, and Toddler Rube all quickly scramble to get into positions to protect vulnerable stuff from falling off of shelves and stuff! Sniz shouts: “FOUR, THREE, TWO, ONE, FIRE!!!!” (BOOM!!!!)

And as Plankton is shot into the sky, he shouts: “CURSE you, SNIZ BRONKOWSKI!!!!” Then as he lands far away, he anti-climatically says: “Ouch!” Sniz says: “MAN; that elimination felt good! And now, it’s time for what will THANKFULLY be, Plankton’s FINAL Confessional for this season!” (Elimination Confessional) Plankton is in a hotel, and he says: “Double-crossed by Henry, even AFTER he promised to protect me! And I thought that I was evil! This is why I DON’T actually like WORKING with physical people! Karen may have her quirks, but at LEAST she’s always HONEST with me when nobody ELSE is!!!! If I had known that I’d be facing THIS much pain and agony by coming on this season…I should’ve JUST sucked it up and went back to college! Next time, I’ll get a degree in cooking’ INSTEAD of Advanced Chemical Engineering!” (End Confessional) Sniz says: “Five contestants down, nine to go! And with ANY luck, we won’t have any MORE technical problems we’ll need to work on! Find out for sure on the next brand-new episode of ‘Total Cartoon Paradise City’!”

Episode Notes: Elwood joins the cast with this episode, and General Barracuda decides to take him in as his protégé. General Barracuda FINALLY passes his anger management class; and comes clean about the shock collar ordeal. Henry BETRAYS Plankton, and helps everyone else vote him off! Featured songs in this episode are The Eagles “New Kid In Town”, Genesis’ “A Trick Of The Tail”, ZZ Top’s “Sharp Dressed Man”, and Jefferson Starship’s “Girl With The Hungry Eyes”. / Eliminated Contestants: 14. Skeeter Valentine. 13. Franz Flubb. 12. Sheen Estevez. 11. Karen. 10. Plankton. / Remaining Contestants: Gordon Quid ("Catscratch", a Killer Crocodile); Henry ("Kablam!", a Killer Crocodile); Abby ("Back At The Barnyard", a Fearless Flamingo); Squilliam Fancyson ("Spongebob Squarepants", a Killer Crocodile); Guapo Flubb ("The Brothers Flubb", a Fearless Flamingo); Squidina Star ("The Patrick Star Show", a Fearless Flamingo); Lori Loud ("The Loud House", a Killer Crocodile); Squilivia ("Spongebob Squarepants", a Fearless Flamingo); Freddy Ferret ("Back At The Barnyard", a Fearless Flamingo). /

Personal Notes: I guess the real reason why I waited so long to finish this episode, is that I thought I could come up with a better ending than the one I did. But…I guess similar to General Barracuda, I’m starting to suffer from burnout trying to come up with great episode ideas! (Cue an unknown number of people asking ‘WHAT great episode ideas’?!) The point is, I’m going to try to wrap the rest of this season up as soon as I can; then I will see how I feel regarding this series. Enough said, true believers! /

[Reindeer Racing]

 What reindeer do when they THINK that no one is watching!

[Ice Skating]

 Ice Skating...he's doing it WRONG!!!!

[What did you get for Christmas? (2025 edition)]

Local green hoodie sweater with a COOL shark on the front and back.

Recording system for my NEW computer. (Counted as both a birthday AND Christmas present due to the price).

Paid admission to see my Radio Station film fundraiser in January, the movie version of "Tommy"!

Two local Movie theater tickets.

Carly Simon's "No Secret's" CD.

Rascal Flatt's debut CD (from my girlfriend)!

The Great Society CD (the band that Grace Slick was a part of BEFORE she joined Jefferson Airplane).

A Crossword Puzzles Book (that I'm PRETTY sure was written by A.I., since SOME of the solutions are outright WRONG!)

David Bowie's "Pin-up's" CD. (That CD of his in which he sang cover versions of HIS favorite songs).

The Best of Quicksilver Messenger Service CD (the band that David Freiberg was a part of BEFORE he joined Jefferson Starship).

A cool necklace.

Lots of chocolates (already eaten!)

[Ice Skating]

 Don't ask ME how that mouse knows how to ice skate!

[Reindeer Racing]

 Here's a way to pull a sleigh that most people don't think of!

[Ice Skating]

 Limited 1960's Animation of Ice Skating at its finest!

[Reindeer Racing]

 Only the most fit reindeer are allowed to pull for Santa!

[Reindeer Racing]

 Rare footage of the very first reindeer race!

[Snow Shoveling]

 Do more successful shoveling than...HIM!

[Ice Skating]

 How many cute penguins even know how to ice skate anyways?!

[DMAN re-attempts to talk about every single CN original in existence (Success!)]

Might be the most UNFAIRLY over-hated show by Cartoon Network that they have ever made! That show ACTUALLY won an Emmy! And it had TWO TV movies made for it! Would any show that was criticized as much as THEY were possibly have ANY of THAT if they were actually as BAD as so many people CLAIMED that they were?! I highly DOUBT that!

[Favorite Christmas Food or Drink?]

 Who DOESN'T like a delicious Christmas cookie?! (Rhetorical question, don't answer that!)

[Ice Skating]

 Skate as cutely as THAT little guy does!

[Snow Shoveling]

 Shovel more than THIS guy!

[Reindeer Racing]

 Time to fly like a reindeer!

[Reindeer Racing]

To paraphrase the Proclaimers: "Oh, I will fly about 50 miles". (And if I could, I would also fly 50 more!)

[Snow Shoveling]

 Do this, but to snow!

[Ice Skating]

 This is a T-rex skating on ice; your argument is invalid.

[DMAN re-attempts to talk about every single CN original in existence (Success!)]

One of the last two cartoon shows (along with its spin-off, "I.M. Weasel") that Hanna-Barbera Productions was completely involved in from its inception, until the show was ended. Honestly, how either Hanna-Barbera Productions OR Cartoon Network was ever able to get THAT show past the censors is BEYOND me! I'm interested to see how this review plays out.