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For the first episode segment, if ANYONE was wondering where "The Patrick Star Show" got all its weird ideas from; they LITERALLY get it from Idea Bricks, pumped out of a weird machine! Everything is fine until the machine seems to be UNABLE to make more bricks! Desperate, Patrick and Squidina TRY to make a brick on their own! Patrick's first attempt involves using a Necronomicon, but all it does, is make a brick that is LITERALLY a BAD idea; as it causes Patrick to have the BAD idea of tormenting a poor old lady! Once he recovers, Patrick and Squidina make a brick the way it's SUPPOSED to be made; with LITERALLY a FOOT of sand! But the idea comes to life, and ends up running INTO the machine! Patrick and Squidina go into the machine, and they find out that it connects to RANDOMLAND!!!! I think this was a very genius idea, as neither Patrick nor Squidina have visited Randomland yet, and while Patrick can handle it just fine; POOR Squidina is having a HARD time with her RATIONAL brain trying to make sense of such an IRRATIONAL place! Eventually, they find that their sentient brick has run to a mechanical bird that is LITERALLY laying a bunch of idea bricks! Naturally, Squidina figures that if they can catch it; they might NEVER run out of ideas again! The problem is, the bird FEEDS on ideas; so anytime Squidina TRIES to think of one, the bird LITERALLY eats it! It falls to Patrick to TRY to come up with an idea, but since he has trouble coming up with ANY sort of idea, it actually works to Patrick and Squidina's advantage; as when the bird TRIES to eat Patrick's ideas, it ends up becoming weak enough for Patrick and Squidina to capture it! Satisfied, Patrick and Squidina take it back home. But since there's an audience watching, the bird is able to RECOVER with NEW knowledge, and it forces Patrick to chase after it for its valuable idea bricks! I give this episode segment a 10 out of 10! / I think "A Fool Schooled" is a way of letting people know that NO, it's not their imagination; Patrick HASN'T been schooled properly! Specifically, he's NEVER finished "Behavioral Training" in Kindergarten! Thankfully, in a "Surprisingly Realistic Outcome", instead of being FORCED to go to an ACTUAL Kindergarten classroom; since Patrick is too big and old, his family instead decides to home school him! Cecil does the house basics of living, Bunny decides to teach cafeteria etiquette with the help of Granny Tentacles, GrandPat decides to teach Patrick how to act around others like senior citizens, while Squidina decides to let Patrick have some social interactions with recess! Although Patrick manages to get an F in recess, that's ACTUALLY his BEST grade! Patrick is SO awful at all the other things he has tried, he ACTUALLY managed to get a Z in those grades! Having tried everything they could, and with no alternative; the family decide to dump the wild Patrick in the sea woods! But when they get back, who should they find except Patrick, now DRESSED like a Gentleman, and able to do ALL of his behavior activities right! Satisfied with the results, Patrick gets straight A's on all his activities! As it turns out, the recess for his success is that a family of sea wolves took Patrick in, and taught him everything they know. As it turns out, one of those things DOES turn out to be getting NAKED and howling on top of the roof at the moon; but compared to how Patrick was acting before, that's ACTUALLY an improvement! I'll give this episode segment a 9.9 out of 10, only because I felt the episode segment could've done better if this episode segment was longer, and devoted some more time to showing just HOW the sea wolves teaching Patrick could've resulted in such a change! Enough said, true believers!

I feel like this episode segment was made as a GIGANTIC apology for both "Demolition Doofus", and "Kooky Kooks". Here, Mrs. Puff is FINALLY brought back to being the SAME levels of sanity she was in seasons one through three. Also, Jon Lovitz GUEST stars as the rival driving instructor who threatens to put Mrs. Puff out of business by luring away ALL of her students by promising them that they can ALL get Driver's Licenses by driving just once around the block! And Spongebob is the only one who DOESN'T leave to his "Undying Loyalty". In order to make up for only having the ONE student, Mrs. Puff decides to enroll Spongebob FAR more often in her class than he has been, and takes him on driving lessons far more often! She takes him backwards driving, mountain driving, Sunday driving, night driving, and even ice driving! And although Spongebob DOES seem to get SLIGHTLY better from all the extra driving, Spongebob can't keep PAYING for all the additional courses; and Spongebob is STILL wrecking Mrs. Puff's place! It's upon seeing the DAMAGE that Spongebob has done, that Mrs. Puff realizes that she's been going about her problem ALL wrong! She decides to put her competitor to the test, by getting him to try to pass Spongebob! And Spongebob decides to show him just about EVERYTHING that Mrs. Puff has taught him the past few days, and ends up DRIVING him right to the police station! As it turns out, he's a PHONY Driving Instructor who has been on a crime spree of giving out phony Driver's Licenses in order to get his fins on unsuspecting aquatic creatures' money! He even does a variation on the "Scooby-Doo" line where he says: "And I would've got away with it if it WEREN'T for the WORST driver in the ocean!" Needless to say, Spongebob is FINALLY able to tell his class a story that Mrs. Puff ALSO likes for once! I'd give this episode a 10/10! Enough said, true believers!

You have gotten a VERY large sandwich! I put in that WEIRD painting that keeps APPEARING over and over again, like some sort of repeat pan!

Build a snow Mr. Krabs that looks like that!

On Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer, on Vixen; on Comet, on Cupid, on Donner and Blitzen!

Since I need to drum up some revived interest in this forum topic, I have decided to list my revised year rankings for the video games I have played from 1993-1994! / 1993: (* Indicates the presence of a Super FX or similar chip that allows the cartridge to play a 24 bit game on a 16 bit system!) Worst Game of 1993: "Shining Force" Sega Genesis and Sega CD. 52. "Jurassic Park" Game Gear, Genesis, and Super NES*. 51. "Mighty Final Fight" NES. 50. "The Ren And Stimpy Show: Veediots!" Super NES. 49. "Joy Mech Fight" NES (Japan Only). 48. "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Tournament Fighters" NES and Super NES*. 47. "Battletoads In Battlemaniacs" Super NES* 46. "The Addams Family: Pugsley's Scavenger Hunt" NES, Super NES. 45. "Tuff E Nuff" Super NES!. 44. "Batman Returns" Super NES* and apparently, Genesis. 43. "Brawl Brothers" Super NES!. 42. "Mario's Time Machine" Super NES!. 41. "Shinobi III: Return Of The Ninja Master" Genesis!. 40. "Zombie's Ate My Neighbors" Super NES. 39. "Pop'N TwinBee" Super NES! (Europe Only). 38. "Taz-Mania" Genesis and Super NES. 37. "Bomberman 93" Turbographx-16!. 36. "Pocky & Rocky" Super NES. 35. "Disney's Goof Troop" Super NES. 34. "Kirby's Pinball Land" Game Boy!. 33. "Pac-Man" NES and Game Boy. 32. "Operation Logic Bomb" Super NES!. 31. "Oscar" Amiga. 30. "Clayfighter" Game Gear, Genesis, and Super NES*. 29. "Battletoads And Double Dragon" NES, Game Boy, Genesis, and Super NES*!. 28. "Sonic Chaos" Game Gear! And Sega Master System (Europe Only). 27. "B.O.B." Genesis and Super NES*!. 26. "Tiny Toon Adventures: Buster Busts Loose!" Super NES!. 25. "Wayne's World" Genesis, Super NES!, and apparently, Game Boy and NES. 24. "Super Turrican" Super NES*!. 23. "The Wizard Of Oz" Super NES*. 22. "Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine" Game Gear and Genesis!. 21. "Congo's Caper" Super NES*!. 20. "Ms. Pac-Man" NES, Game Gear, Genesis, and eventually Super NES!. 19. "Super Valis IV" Turbographx-16 (Japan Only) and Super NES!. 18. "Mega Man III" Game Boy! 17. "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III: Radical Rescue" Game Boy!. 16. "Disney's Aladdin" (Capcom Version) Super NES*!. 15. "Bubsy in Claws Encounters of the Furred Kind" Genesis and Super NES*!. 14. "Aero The Acro-Bat" Genesis and Super NES*!. 13. "Mario Is Missing" NES and Super NES*!. 12. "The Incredible Crash Dummies" Game Gear, Sega Master System (Europe Only), NES, Amiga, Genesis, and Super NES!. 11. "Sonic Spinball" Genesis!, Sega Master System (Europe Only), and eventually Game Gear. 10. "Mega Man X" Super NES!. 9. "Sonic CD" Sega CD!. 8. "Star Fox" Super NES*!. 7. "Kirby's Adventure" NES!. 6. "Street Fighter II Turbo: Hyper Fighting" Arcades, Neo Geo, and Super NES!. 5. "E.V.O.: Search For Eden" Super NES*!. 4. "Yoshi's Cookie" NES, Game Boy, and Super NES!. 3. "Super Mario All-Stars" Super NES*!. 2. "The Legend Of Zelda: Link's Awakening" Game Boy!. 1. "The Secret Of Mana" Super NES*!. / 1994: (Video Game Ratings Start To Be Introduced This Year, but aren't mandatory until the beginning of 1995. All Video Games with a video rating either when they were first released or on subsequent re-printings will be identified as such. All other games are un-rated). Worst Game of 1994: "Mortal Kombat" Arcades, Genesis, Sega CD, Game Gear, Game Boy, and Super NES, Rated M. 52. "Sonic Drift" Game Gear (Japan Only). 51. "Wario's Woods" NES, Game Boy, and Super NES, Un-Rated First Printing, Rated E all re-printings. 50. "Joe & Mac Returns" Arcades! and Neo Geo, Rated T. 49. "Stunt Race FX" Super NES*!. 48. "Aero Fighters 2" Arcades and Neo Geo, Rated T. 47. "Sonic Blast Man 2" Super NES*, and apparently, Arcades. 46. "R-Type III: The Third Lightning" Super NES*. 45. "The Peace Keepers" Super NES!. 44. "Donkey Kong ('94)" Game Boy. 43. "Doomsday Warriors" Super NES!. 42. "Ren & Stimpy: Time Warp" Super NES. 41. "Super Return Of The Jedi" Super NES*. 40. "The Lost Vikings 2" Super NES*. 39. "Cool Spot" Genesis, Game Gear, and Super NES*. 38. "Fighter's History" Super NES!. 37. "Demon's Crest" Super NES!. 36. "The Jungle Book" NES, Game Boy, Genesis, and Super NES*!. 35. "Pocky & Rocky 2" Super NES. 34. "Top Hunter: Roddy and Cathy" Arcades! and Neo Geo. 33. "Contra: Hard Corps" Sega Genesis!, Rated T. 32. "Dynamite Headdy" Sega Genesis!, Rated E. 31. "Clayfighter: Tournament Edition" Super NES*. 30. "Bomberman 94" Turbographx-16! (Japan Only). 29. "Super Bomberman" Super NES, and eventually Saturn as "Bomberman Saturn". 28. "Spinmaster" Arcades! and Neo Geo, Rated E. 27. "The Incredible Hulk" Sega Genesis, Game Gear, and Super NES*!. 26. "Gunstar Super Heroes" Sega Genesis!, Rated E. 25. "Plok" Super NES*!. 24. Super Game Boy (Peripheral that allows you to play Game Boy games on the Super NES). 23. "Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers" Sega Genesis, Sega CD, and Super NES!. 22. "Tetris & Dr. Mario" Super NES 21. "Radical Rex" Super NES*!, and apprently, NES, Genesis, and Sega CD. 20. "Joe & Mac II: Lost In The Tropics" Super NES*! 19. "GunBird" Arcades! and Sega Saturn (Japan Only), Rated T. 18. "Mega Man IV" Game Boy!. 17. "Toejam & Earl: Panic On Funkotron" Sega Genesis!, Rated E. 16. "Earthworm Jim" Sega Genesis!, Sega CD, Game Gear, Super NES, and eventually Game Boy. 15. "Super Punch-Out!" Super NES*!. 14. "Mega Man: The Wily Wars" Sega Genesis! (Japan Only, Europe 1995). 13. "Wario Land: Super Mario Land III" Game Boy!. 12. "Sonic The Hedgehog: Triple Trouble" Game Gear!, Rated E. 11. "Puzzle Bobble/Bust-A-Move" Arcades!, Neo Geo, and Super NES. 10. "The Lion King" Genesis, Game Gear, NES (Europe Only), Super NES*!, apparently Amiga, and eventually Game Boy. 9. "Super Bonk" Super NES*!. 8. "Super Street Fighter II: The New Challengers" Arcades, Genesis, and Super NES*!. 7. "Breath Of Fire" Super NES*! 6. "Mega Man VI" NES!. 5. "Donkey Kong Country" Super NES!, Un-Rated 1st printing, Rated E all re-printings. 4. "Sonic & Knuckles" Sega Genesis!, Rated E. 3. "Sonic The Hedgehog 3" Sega Genesis!, Rated E. 2. "Super Metroid" Super NES*!. 1. "Final Fantasy III" Super NES*!. / That's it for my video game list this time! Stay tuned for the next time, when I tackle more of the later years of the 1990's!

The North Pole, that's where all the GOOD presents come from!

You get...the POWERPUFF GIRLS!!!! Fighting crime and the forces of evil since 1994! Speaking of, I put in some...CHEMICAL X!!!!

Santa is a grown man who can ride a flying reindeer, your argument is invalid.

Build a Snow Gary that looks like THAT!

This ought to be a very interesting plot, been a while since Weenie Hut Jr.'s was relevant to an episode plot.

I'd try it if it was the OFFICIAL..."POWDERED TOAST MAN" flavor!!!! Just for the sake of curiosity, at LEAST!!!!

You know they're working on an official sequel for this movie right now; I hope that the "Mangle is a YES" statement becomes an ascended MEME for THAT film!

You get the (contained in a lead box) radioactive diaries and notes of Marie Curie...don't open it for at LEAST 5,000 years until it decays by a half-life! I put in a receipt from a Taco Bell restaurant.

I'll build a snow Bubble Bass that looks like THAT!!!!

The reindeer are doing aerobics to get in shape for running!

The only thing about this episode segment that SLIGHTLY bothers me is...why did they CHANGE the design of Squidina that THIS show already had?! There was nothing WRONG with it...unless this episode is SUPPOSED to take place BEFORE that change happens, in which case; they should've clarified it more. In any case, the Science Scouts are supposed to be the ocean's version of the Girl Scouts; but thankfully, not gender-specific, as it allows Spongebob to be part of the action! Sandy and her scouts are selling biscuits door to door in order to raise enough money for a trip to go to Mars (as Sandy IS able to do that!) Of course, when Mr. Krabs SEES how much money Pearl is raising, he decides to hone in on the action! Of course, Mr. Krabs' idea of a biscuit (in his true cheapskate fashion), ONLY amounts to taking a SLIGHTLY stale Krabby Patty bun, and covering it with cinnamon! Luckily for the Science Scouts, when he proposes a competition between the competing biscuits (with Spongebob FORCED to compete against Sandy), Mr. Krabs doesn't have a CLUE on how to sell biscuits! All Mr. Krabs can come up with, is INFLATING Squidward's eyes, so that they look BIGGER, and make him look cuter! However, in a "Surprisingly Realistic Outcome", all THAT ends up doing is just making it so that Squidward's retinas are DETACHED from his eyes, making it so he CAN'T see; and Bubble Bass doesn't even LIKE Squidward's 'Co-splay', though he does like Sandy's mint-flavored biscuits! However, after a fight (and a car crash) leaves everyone but Mr. Krabs and Pearl in the hospital; Mr. Krabs and Pearl fight it out to try to sell to the Shady Shoals retirement community! And while they try various ways to sabotage each other, Mr. Krabs looks like he has won it in the end; when he manages to SWIPE all the senior citizens' dentures, and having the only WAY to puree HIS biscuits so that they can consume them! It's than that Pearl reaches her "Godzilla Threshold", as she realizes the only WAY to beat Mr. Krabs, is to do the one thing he CAN'T ignore! Pearl decides to CRY and beg HER dad to BUY her biscuits! Mr. Krabs, realizing that it's NOT worth it to break her daughter's heart; caves in and BUYS all of Pearl's remaining biscuits...and he DOES have to admit that HER biscuits taste better! I think that's a nice compromise for Mr. Krabs' character, he's willing to do anything FOR money...EXCEPT break his daughter's heart, and proves that he DOES love her more than he loves his money! So, Sandy and her Science Scouts DO get to stay in business, and they DO get to go to Mars, only for Sandy to find out that aliens DO exist; and that "Strange minds think alike", as Alien Scouts are trying to raise funds to go to Earth! Undaunted, Sandy decides to adjust her plans so that she and her science scouts can raise a trip to go to Jupiter! I'll give this episode a 9.9 out of 10, only because I think they didn't NEED to change Squidina's design the way that they did! Enough said, true believers!

You get...I can't even DESCRIBE what you're getting, because it's THAT nasty, for some weird reason! I put in a can of one of those "La Croix" flavored water beverages.

The reindeer are off and running!

I'll build a Snow Patrick that looks like that!

Here's another cool ice trick!

Another...SEASON (people need to post on this thread more often), another...NICKEL!!!! Let's see...what HAVE I watched since I posted on here last? I got to take my girlfriend to see the original "An American Tail" for HER first time, she loved it, as well as "Wallace And Gromit: The Curse Of The Wererabbit". I saw "Beetlejuice Beetlejuice"; the FULL version of "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" as part of my radio station fundraiser (long story); "Joker: Folie A Deux; Megaopolois; Top Secret!" on TV; "Wicked: Part One"; and "Gladiator II". All of them were great in their own ways.

The first episode segment is called "Patrickle Jokes", FIX IT!!!! In any case, in the first episode segment; when a practical joke (a Whoopie Cushion) doesn't work the way it's SUPPOSED to, Patrick IMMEDIATELY suspects that the company that made it MUST be corrupt! So, Patrick and Squidina decide to go undercover to expose the hidden secrets of the factory! It's nice to see a lot of "Call-Forwards" to the episode segment "Pranks A Lot". For instance, Frank appears in a flashback; the Exploding Chewing Gum returns, and it's EVEN properly weaponized by Squidina! Fake Vomit, and some other weapon type of chewing gum makes an appearance, as well! Cecil is having one of his many odd jobs in this episode, field testing some of the practical joke items that the company is using! Also, it turns out Bubble Bass DOES have a job; he supplies ALL of the ACTUAL gas that the companies' Whoopie Cushions have! Squidina THINKS that Whoopie Cushions HAVING actual gas is ILLEGAL, but I HIGHLY doubt that! Unfortunately, Patrick and Squidina get CAUGHT in the middle of their investigation, and are set down a conveyor belt to be BUZZED by a GIANT propeller hat! Thankfully, Cecil manages to come in right on time, and SAVES Patrick and Squidina! Unfortunately, it seems like Squidina was pranked RIGHT from the start; as Patrick couldn't RESIST giving her a JOKE camera, instead of a real camera! Thankfully, taking down the company is EASIER than it looks, as Patrick LITERALLY just DEFLATES the factory; as it is made out of balloon material! I'd give this episode segment a 10/10! One thing I don't understand about "Pat Roast", is WHY didn't they have Bubble Bass come on and do some roasting?! That's the ONLY thing that could've made THIS episode segment PERFECT!!!! In any case, Squidina thinks that the time is ripe for people to make some jokes at Patrick's expense! However, the only PEOPLE that Squidina can find; are Patrick's own family, and Spongebob Squarepants! Bunny shows EMBARRASSING baby pictures of Patrick, but Patrick seems to be maybe the ONLY character in the ENTIRE world who thinks that they're "Actually Pretty Funny". GrandPat is than brought on, once again dressed in his Evil Knievel outfit; but the choice of words he HAS for Patrick are NOT the words that CAN be said (in-universe) on "Spongebob Squarepants"! (Nice call-forward to "Sailor Mouth"!) Spongebob is than brought on to roast his friend...except that Spongebob doesn't know HOW to be MEAN to Patrick, as his insults consist of "Poke The Poodle", and he keeps THINKING that he's being TOO mean to Patrick! As it turns out, Patrick's HARSHEST critic; turns out to be Patrick himself! He gets so INTO the moment, he actually has a FIGHT with himself! It's only DURING the fight, that Patrick finally GETS a comment that Harold Flowers said earlier ("Late To The Punchline", but better than NEVER), that Patrick's points about his JOKES were dull; not that Patrick's ACTUAL points on his body were dull! And Patrick decides to forgive himself with hugs and kisses, which ends up WEIRDING everyone out! I'll give this episode segment a 9.9 out of 10, only because I think this episode segment could've been improved with some commentary by Bubble Bass! Enough said, true believers!